They're probably gonna nerf her dumptruck if they ever make another sequel

They're probably gonna nerf her dumptruck if they ever make another sequel

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >make another sequel after the garbagefire that was Incredibles 2
    god please no

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's capeshit owned by Disney, of course they're gonna make another sequel

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        That's a sexist and oppressive depiction of women, chud

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          What would Blackrock know about women, anon? They're run by geriatric white men

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Not after the first two movies bombed badly for Pixar standards

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        The fact that they kept her dumpie in the sequel is a miracle.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    They didn't then

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      That was "then" Culture has changed for the worse in a decade faster than a century.

      What was impossible and unheard of, becomes probable and absurd, then becomes likely and normal.

      In the 1990's we could comfortably make jokes about gays as long as we weren't threatening their lives, and EVERYONE participated in it and even the moderates and sympathetic viewed what we see common now with pride month being an open-air orgy and fetish festival that dominate all conversation for a month (lets be real it's all year now) as being extreme and not healthy.

      Also, "progress" tends to screw over the progressives of the past as now they are considered conservative because many believe that progress is unending, and that progress is positive no matter what or have no idea what they are progressing to.

      What was once absurd, is now plausible soon to be probable.

      No matter what your politics or feelings, the slippery slope is not a fallacy, it's a fact because people are greedy and will keep trying to move the bar until someone else stops them.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >All of this
        >When her ass was bigger in Incredibles 2

        Schizo, take your meds.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Ma'am. This is an ass of a drawing thread.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        homie Incredibles 2 came out four years ago

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >In the 1990's we could comfortably make jokes about gays as long as we weren't threatening their lives, and EVERYONE participated in it

        Everyone. Even the gays were doing. Especially the gays.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's capeshit owned by Disney, of course they're gonna make another sequel

      They didn't then

      One thing aren’t those suits hard to get out of if they need to pee or something

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        she could just stretch her vag out of her suit to pee

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        She's elastic. She can hold it.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    They didn't then

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    ess

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    they should upgrade it
    make it fatter and have some cellulite

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'm still working, I'll make sure no trannies, feminists or millenials will say the final design decision on the ass shape.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Man, if this movie had balls she would've gone into the turbine like Syndrome did.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I love Helen Parr so much. I wish she was real so I could blatantly stare at her at the grocery store.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    second best CG butt of 2000s, only behind Selenia

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        that's 2011, so doesn't count

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Eh, maybe they would if they thought her fat ass was purely fanservice. But I'd argue that they don't. The infamous mirror scene was more of a comedic insight into how she feels about showing signs of middle age. Kinda like that Incredibles trailer where Bob couldn't fit into his super suit.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah people tend to forget that before the 2010’s thicc appreciation wasn’t really a thing. Women craved having stick thin waists and and lamented gaining too much weight in their legs. Stuff like Sir-Mix-Alot’s Baby Got Back was humorous to a degree because it was considered unconventional, and Jennifer Lopez was pretty much famed for having a huge ass. Think about it, pic related was considered big in 2001. It’s still a fine ass, but I see average girls at the bar rocking the same without insurance. The Helen mirror joke was just that, a joke, it wasn’t meant to be leering and sexual, it was meant to poke fun at the idea that a woman could be doing any amazing thing and still find a moment to pity her looks in the mirror. Incredibles 2 carried over her old design and merely stepped into the eye of a culture storm that now craves meat on the bones.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        For white folks and Asians.

        Black folks and Latinos have known sexy phat asses were the things for a hundred years

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    If they didn't nerf it in 2018 they aren't going to

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Not like it wouldn't be canon. Helen could mold or morph her body into whatever figure she wants.

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    They didn't slim her down in the sequel, so what makes you think they'd do anything different for a possible third installment? Big breasts can be a gamble sometimes, but asses are almost always on the table.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I didn't think it possible for a Pixar mom to actually RIVAL Elastigirl.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        it isn't

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Ming>Helen. Helen is bootylicious, a good mother, and can stretch but Ming is asian so she will never age until she turns 70, has a great body, a furry form, and a personality that could make for some fun encounters.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonyrnous

          I like the way you think. Turning Red was great on its own, but Ming definitely made it even more memorable. Same for Helen with Incredibles, but that Panda transformation adds so much more to love.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Oh, but it is

        Got the webm of her floating in the air before she transforms

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Their genes are weird. Even Dash has a bigger ass than Violet.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Dash has his Dad's muscles and his Mom's ass?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        He IS a speedster. Combined with inheriting Bob's muscles, it makes sense he'd have some killer glutes.

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    She is the Milf that made me look at women in a different way, frick, gives me a hard on till this day.

    And sadly Yes, this is true they will need her phat ass in the future.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      What’s that supposed to be pulling her pants down?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I guess some frozono ice

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          That doesn’t make any sense

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      What’s that supposed to be pulling her pants down?

      I guess some frozono ice

      That doesn’t make any sense

      It's Syndromes zero point energy

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        That makes sense

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Frick those guys if they do, not gonna watch.

      Pretty fricking based,
      thankfully I’ve got some decent off model pics.

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Dude, last time they made a sequel, they made her ass even bigger. I don't think there's any worry about nerfing Helen's ass.

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Wrong. It's not Elastigirl without milf ass.

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    TIRED: Helen got a fat ass

    WIRED: Helen has a gorgeous face

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >not liking Helen in her entirity

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    If they ever do Nerf her phat ass, it’s over Pixar would literally be chiseling their name into grave stone.

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    No.
    They’re going to age Violent up and give a Dump truck ass as well

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Dear lord I hope so.

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I want what they have

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    If Judy Hips is anything to go by Disney aren't afraid of dumptrucks at least

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    If they didn't in 2 then it's here to stay

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      2 was before things got even worse than they are now

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Her ass will be even fatter in part 3, with Violet joining her

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