Theyre really doing this shit in Australia now lol

They’re really doing this shit in Australia now lol

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  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Does broadcast TV even exist in Australia? I thought it was all American streaming now.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Does broadcast TV even exist in Australia?
      I've never read a more stupid question.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        So it doesn't? I guess that's a good thing. Last I heard it was all homosexual and chick shit like reality shows and leftist propaganda on abc and sbs.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          I don't watch TV, but the last time I found some TV playing broadcast shows, it was basically some homosexual talk show, generic news, football, and a house renovators show. It's like 5 minutes of the worst possible content you could possibly consume and just endless barrages of advertisements. I can't comprehend how this model of entertainment still exists. Maybe it's just really, really old or mentally handicapped people watching it.

          Although, I could say the same thing for people who watch cape/space shit. It just goes to show how far we've fallen.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Australia isn't even a real country.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Does broadcast TV even exist in Australia?
      Yes and it's 100% just shit like NCIS or reality tv

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I wish it didn't because my local chicken treat always has a TV on and sometimes you have to listen to some utter fricking garbage while you're in there
      they made a new season of thank god you're here this year though so that's cool, only saw the first episode though

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >a boong did it

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I thought australia had no murders

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      They're tracking down the unvaxxed.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        in which case it should have been set in Melbourne

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    AYYY NAYYY

    MAYBE A DINGO ATE YOUR SAILOR

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        why did she do it?

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    It’s hot garbage
    t. Australian

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't get it. Does the US Navy have a big base in Sydney or something? Seems odd since it's another frickin' country and not one we've steamrolled in past wars

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Australia is basically Japan south. American bases all over.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      The US has a frickton of bases. At least one on every continent.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      They have an office only in Perth but Perth is too irrelevant to draw eyeballs

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      see

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I only this week found out there was an american military base in Syria because it got attacked. there's pretty much american military bases everywhere

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      DO NOT look into Pine Gap

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      there is literally a CIA base in the center of Australia in Alice Springs

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      The yanks named a naval comms base after the Australian PM who went swimming and was never seen again

      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Naval_Communication_Station_Harold_E._Holt

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    All the criminals will be stereotypical Penriff bogan types.

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    How many fricking crimes does the Navy have anyway? The premise of this show has always been so weirdly specific how did it spawn enough content to to last for decades.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      yeah, especially as buggery is now not a crime and rather a lifestyle choice

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      For me, it's the idea that a team of detectives exists for anything other than specific high profile targets. Even if there were this many wacky murders, one guy would have 10 at a time at least.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I work in a naval shipyard, and I've only ever seen one case NCIS got involved with. It was an electrician trying to murder another electrician by turning on the power during maintenance.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        shocking

  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    isn't NCIS an americna military thing? why a show based in an overseas operation? what's their endgame here?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Chinese are causing trouble for everyone in the region. American military as well as from other allied countries are ramping up their presence in the area as a result. Now they're making shows about it

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      they investigate naval matters but they are NOT in the navy nor the military

  11. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >The year is 2050
    >Every major city on Earth has its own NCIS series
    >Mark Harmon is still in it

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      He left the original NCIS something like 2 or 3 seasons ago

  12. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >actually the kangaroo didnt kill him
    >"how do you know?"
    >cause the kangaroo was with me last night. In bed.
    >*Silence
    >whaaat? Marsupials are hot!

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I want to run bare clippers across the base of her bangs.

  13. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Literal boomers watching MASH, JAG and NCIS reruns might be supporting the entire FTA TV industry here.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I confess that I sometimes rewatch older NCIS episodes
      it's peak boomslop kino for what it is

  14. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >no wacky goth chick and british professor
    this shit sucks

  15. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I have a friend living in Sydney. If any of you anons work in finance and come across a 30 year old with purple hair and horrific cat tattoos, I sincerely apologize.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Really gonna have to narrow that one down luv

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        He said finance, not artisanal bullshit coffee.

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