They're so close bros, SO CLOSE
>And the film’s aspirations as a parable of xenophobia and cross-cultural rapprochement might have had a better shot at landing if Ember didn’t so frequently set the creatures and things around her on fire.
https://www.newyorker.com/culture/cultural-comment/elemental-is-a-tearful-metaphor-for-pixars-decline
Imagine if they put 2+2 together in the context of violence and even financial based crimes. We could build what amounts to a utopia compared to this world of buried heads we have now. Oh and I guess there are some fair criticisms as well, direct to stream was never going to hell for instance and this film seems built for BSC
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omfg who cares
You since you clicked on this thread.
chuds
It's amazing that as they were making this movie no one pointed out that the metaphor doesn't work when it's literal fire destroying things.
Or maybe they did point it out and the upper management didn't give a shit.
>when it's literal fire destroying things
Not just fire, basically all the elements can cancel each other out somehow.
very subtle with the race allegory
>Shacha Risha
wat?
>You splash it, you buy it
Honestly it would have been better as a carbon copy of don't be a menace to society.
Kek, they REALLY did that, huh?
Pixar is a studio on life support.
lmao when the doorbell rings
>knee gaaas
it always gets me
My friend put on Menance II Society thinking it would be a funny black people movie. Turned it off after this scene.
why didn't they make the same story but with human races
would be funny to see this scene with Black folks and koreans
>but with human races
>would be funny to see this scene with Black folks and koreans
It would be really amazing if played straight as a Pixar movie script but with realistic rendering
Until not...in the end fire girl embraces water without a single problem...this world doesn't even have a consistency...It's Zootopia shit on steroids
They explain that love changed their body chemistry
But they didn't buy it?
Fire girl is hot. There better be porn of her with human men.
Anon, even the ancient Romans knew that the one who buggers a fire, burns his penis.
This. I almost jerk offd in the theater, but I guess my gf by my side and the shitload of kids around us got me to pussy out. Maybe on a rewatch.
weakling, you're off the coomer force
turn in your Fleshlight and lube
So... which one of you /misc/tards wrote this movie
me
Ok so the point of this movie is that all the elements are a metaphor for races. In order to emphasize this they clearly draw a parallel between Koreans and black people in LA having tensions in the markets like Menace 2 Society. But they are literally vandalizing the fricking store and the fire people are justified in their prejudice. How is anyone expected to oppose racism after watching this
>How is anyone expected to oppose racism after watching this
what if the movie is actually redpilled because pixar are tired of having the disney fist deep in their ass?
(I didn't see the movie and I don't think I will)
fricking wetbacks
>"water. keep an eye on them."
>*water proceeds to vandalize the store*
Uhhh... So the fire people are entirely justified in being suspicious against the water people then?
I like how they didn't even make it so that the water elements were accidentally damaging the merchandise because they would be unfamiliar with fire stuff. That would completely undermine their message since the fire elements are accidentally destroying shit all the time.
water elements are allowed to damage 900 dollars worth of goods
What do you mean? The water people haven’t vandalized anything. They are not criminals. They’re just like us 🙂
The message is that you just have to accept shitheads ruining stuff because expecting them to be better and rise above their baser instincts is ableist.
Around water, hide your daughter.
*Ahem* Frick wateR with a hard R
HEY HEY
YOU CAN'T USE THAT WORD
Why are the fire people selling fire in their store in a world where elements are sentient?
Are they slave traders?
Did anyone at Pixar think this through?
Why people eat steak? We are made of flesh like cows are.
So fire tastes good?
Flesh is one of the things we're made of, unless you're supermeatboy over here.
They're entirely composed of a single element. Nice try.
>water Black folk instantly start fricking shit up, justifying the dad in his racism
Based
the message is you're supposed to tolerate them fricking shit up because getting upset by it means you're a racist
yeah i was really struggling how this was post to be "bad." the waterBlack folk come in and start fricking everything up, no respect, zero care about their bad behavior and you are post to be mad at fire, for being mad at water for acting like buttholes?
the dad tells his daughter to "watch out for water" and he was justified 100% because they were acting like buttholes.
i don't understand why leftist want people to be conditioned to be abused by others. fire did nothing wrong at all. it was water being buttholes.
>#notallwater
when you see X coming in and being buttholes, #notallwater is not going to stop X from being buttholes. pattern recognition works because X keeps doing it over and over again. pattern recognition is why you don't put your hand in an open flame. what, are you going to go #notallfire now because not all fire burns your hand? frick off. it gets to a point where you no longer want to be kicked in the balls anymore. it doesn't matter if one water in six isn't an butthole, when five other water are buttholes. get mad at the waters ruining it for the other waters.
>post to be
good lord
Holy shit, thanks for pointing that out, Idk why, but it made me lose my shit.
It doesn't condemn the dad, in fact it was sympathetic from his POV.
His arc doesn't humiliate him, just shows him willing to give (one) water a chance.
WATER homieS
WE DID IT REDDIT, THEY REAL HYDRO HOMIES
HURRY UP AND BUY
water homie should have drowned her ass frfr
shouldn't fire interacting with water turn them into an air elemental?
>if i cut my dick off shouldnt i become a girl?
no
She cute
>"GO BACK TO THE SEA YOU FRICKING RIVERS"
they really did the menace II society scene lmao
If only the waters extinguished them in cold blood after that.
>If only the fires boiled them alive after that
fix'd
is that the one where an onyx hoodlum shot a korean storeowner for saying something about his parents?
It really is just the race allegory with nothing else going on.
This feels like a Simpsons parody of Pixar
Water flows like this because of socioeconomic factors
I think the director had this idea for a generic immigrant romcom first and had to draw from the Pixar Original Ideas Hat™ for something to anthropomorphize and got unlucky when he drew elements.
Either that or the director had this idea for a movie about anthromoprhized elements and got unlucky to be saddled with a writer wanting to do yet another 2nd generation Asian immigrant story
>got unlucky to be saddled with a writer wanting to do yet another 2nd generation Asian immigrant story
partly correct. it got saddled with a company that adopted ESG as its platform and its come down from up high that everything has to be leftist virtue signaling because of it.
>It's amazing that as they were making this movie no one pointed out that the metaphor doesn't work when it's literal fire destroying things.
That was literally the first thing I ever read about the movie on here. It's not the first time studios have shown their heads aren't in the game, why they don't recruit a few anons for some insight is beyond me.
Because anons will tell them that cuckshit and anti white agenda are bad, and Disney doesnt like that.
The Starship Troopers of anti-racism movies.
>it's literal fire destroying things
subconciously they substituted fire with Black folk
idk we need fire to cook and light pipes and such
can't you pol out over the dirt ones instead
Is Elemental red pilled?
PRAISE THE SUN
Instead of a rom-com with goofy looking characters trying to get along in one city they should've made them cool against the backdrop of an inter-elemental war.
It wasn't the worst concept but they picked the most boring, uninspired implementation possible.
The only thing Pixar knows is "What if X was just like us??".
All of theyve done for past 10 years.
They must be going through something. The last few movies they have made feel more like pet projects than the big showpieces they used to make. Disney completely destroyed them. This movie was pretty good honestly, it even had the spirit of stuff like Inside Out. But they just don't have the appeal they used to, and Disney I think intentionally sabotages shit from Pixar now. Tweeting out about the enby character who wasn't even part of the frickin movie? Really? Either they're really that up their own ass or they were intentionally sabotaging it by purposefully alienating part of the audience
The previous Pixar projects WERE pet projects. They were pet projects of the old white men who built the company.
Disney had a similar situation - The Nine Old Men. The main guys who created the movies from Snow White up to The Fox & The Hound (interestingly another racial metaphor whereby a fox and hound are best friends as pups, but when they grow up and begin fighting they have to admit that they are different animals and will now promise to respect each other by staying away from each other).
Also this makes me think about the change in children's entertainment. Films like the aforementioned Fox & The Hound and Watership Down were extremely popular, and the lessons were all about introducing kids to the complicated reality of adulthood. The latest batch of Pixar flicks and other industries are all about teaching kids that "everything will be fine and idealism pans out in the end"
Pixars Scorpion & The Frog
>the frog and scorpion cross the river without incident
That's because Pixar's new movies are not made for children they are made for 18-30 year olds of this god forsaken, homosexual, adhd, troony generation.
why does it have to be this way?
More and more childless people
>The Fox & The Hound (interestingly another racial metaphor whereby a fox and hound are best friends as pups, but when they grow up and begin fighting they have to admit that they are different animals and will now promise to respect each other by staying away from each other).
It was more about how the hound protected the fox from human hunters and their hounds, which is why they couldn't be together
Both that movie and Bambi were pretty blatant anti-hunting for sport movies
Disney was very pro-animal rights, which is why they put out other movies like 101 Dalmatians (anti-fur trade) and Dumbo (anti-circus due to their animal cruelty)
fyi "Feed the Birds" from Mary Poppins was Walt's favorite Disney song
>It was more about how the hound protected the fox from human hunters and their hounds, which is why they couldn't be together
Hound said he'd kill Fox. It was coming to terms with realities of the world
They me tood Lasseter for giving out hugs. That's all you need to know.
All the talented people either left the studio or got fired.
>Tweeting out about the enby character who wasn't even part of the frickin movie?
I didn't hear of this, anyone got the tweet or a screencap?
New generation took over the studio and none of them seem to have a creative bone in their body. These movies are bad because the people making them are technologically proficient but can't write for shit. So we're stuck with safe, boring, sludge that looks pretty but brings nothing else to the table.
Imagine a Warhammer 40k-style dystopia where the four elemental armies are locked in eternal war and two enemy soldiers fall in love. Cliche, but definitely sounds more interesting than this flick.
>It wasn't the worst concept but they picked the most boring, uninspired implementation possible.
Most "creatives" currently working at pixar are tumblr/deviantart types.
>Every element is supposed to represent a race (as poorly as it was done, that was the intent)
>Oh except the Earth people, they're just like, ya know, the people in charge, man. They're not white or israeli or anything like that, no sir!
Films like this and Red make me retroactively wish I didn't spend money on Pixar films.
>elements that cancel each other out MUST be forced to interact even if one is extinguished or the other evaporated. Its an allegory for different human races btw
What uhh... what did the movie mean by this?
You're overthinking it. The "elements don't mix" thing was the most on the nose kids would get it way to talk about immigration/race relations/whatever in this movie. Do people not know how to critically think or just assume everything is a conspiracy?
>gaslighting attempt: failed
better luck next time loser!
Yeah...this is a weird metaphor.
>I don't want to hug the water kid!
>Don't be a elementist!
>*fire hugs water - dead*
This is pretty common. Like in X-men or fantasy where mages are "discriminated". Yeah no shit people are suspicious of people who can blow shit up with their minds.
Reminds me of dragon age 2 where all the mages are buttholes that kill innocents and mc's mom and they're still depicted as the victims
I lasted about 5 minutes into DA2.
Frick. That.
The fact that the fire people cause actually harm is not a frick-up. The point is that you're just supposed to deal with it anyways. Part and parcel, you know.
>if you let them in they will destroy your things and put in danger your life, but you have to let them in because
So is the movie woke or not? I'm confused.
Did they ever explain how they ameliorated the predator-prey problem in Zootopia? I mean prior to the events of the movie, how the frick did predator and prey animals get along? Were the predators transitioned into eating a meat substitute?
The opening play Judy was in explained that predators just eventually evolved to no longer desire to hunt prey. This could be due to becoming more intelligent or some kind of symbiotic relationship with prey formed. Just roll with it.
The source of protein for predators seems to come from bugs, as I think there was a burger joint that used bugs in the background.
Ahh, I looked it up and they also apparently eat fish (and bugs and protein vegetables). I guess the zootopia world is mammal supremacist
>There are no birds, reptiles, primates, house pets, marine mammals, or amphibians in the city of Zootopia
they couldn't really figure out how to make an anti-racist animal kingdom without huge contradictions and omissions
The omission seems to be deliberate. For all we know birds and reptiles never evolved the same way and they still crave the flesh.
>bugs
Animals too
>we need to celebrate difference and heritage
>also we need to destroy difference and heritage
non-white liberals in America have ideological schizophrenia and it always shows so strongly in stuff like this
Christianity, nationalism, and free-market capitalism are all mutually incompatible with each other.
That's a good point to use against the other side sure. But what I'm seeing here is also interesting. From the Korean American director we have
>All the stories they told me of their journey here I took for granted until I was like, 'Oh my God, they did this without speaking the language. They did this with no money. My dad was a hotdog cart guy and he made all this. I could never do that.' My empathy grew for them.
pride in immigrant/ethnic origins
>On the other side, I married someone that wasn't Korean, and there was a lot of culture clash with that in my world...it has been the struggle of my life for sure understanding my place and what have I assimilated or my identity being a bifurcated identity. It's always been there
alienation and confusion induced by the multi-ethnic character of America
It's like, okay you are coming to terms with being Korean and learning to respect your heritage...but also your heritage will be wiped out within one to two generations due to miscegenation. There's a contradiction in trying to affirm one's Otherness while also breeding with a different ethnicity else represents a destruction of Otherness. So, Otherness simultaneously needs to be respected and annihilated through amalgamation
>pride in immigrant/ethnic origins
So I can be proud of my European heritage now? Maybe I'll just call it white pride as it rolls of the tounge better.
My mom was even born in Germany before emigrating to America in the 70s.
I want to take to the streets and show my pride in my white power.
no, whites don't have culture, that's what I learned in school
Maybe we can make some culture?
We could maybe weave tapestries and showcase a striking art style and symbolism. That would be cool we could hang them everywhere. Maybe we could become a culture of festivities?? Like have lots of parades and get togethers. It would build a stronger community in addition to the culture it embiggens
stop it. whites are evil. get that through your thick head.
Do you even speak German?
If not, what do you even know about German culture?
It's always fighting White supremacy but never disproving it
based
none of your inane crying is meaningful
you should have a nice day like a good parasite
There's no contradiction. Superficial aesthetic diversity is to celebrated. Cultural diversity is to be destroyed.
>Christianity, nationalism, and free-market capitalism are all mutually incompatible with each other.
He's not wrong though
christards aren't supposed to like, let alone glorify capitalism
Please show me in the Bible where it says the free market is bad.
>What’s wrong with an entire system predicated on usury
Yeah I really wonder
>capitalism == usury
Very semitic
it doesn't. don't bother arguing with leftist over chrisianity. they hate god, they hate jesus, they just want to use something you support, against you.
if you are going to say anything at all, twist it against them. change the conversation to an inconvenient truth against leftism to make them go on the defense.
no leftist ever argues in good faith.
>it is easier for the camel to enter the eye of the needle than for the rich man to enter the kingdom of heaven
INB4
>B-BUT AKSHUALLY HERE'S A HISTORICALLY UNFOUNDED ALTERNATE MEANING THAT MEANS THE BILLIONAIRES I WORSHIP CAN STILL GO TO HEAVEN
christianity and capitalism have no conflict. if you're thinking "jesus fed the poor" is a problem, remember that charity is a purely voluntarist act. if Jesus was a socialist, he would have killed and robbed a bunch of people, claimed he was going to give the money to the poor, and kept it all for him and his friends.
nationalism and capitalism has some conflict as nationalism means the existence of a state, but if we're talking about a world where globalism is fighting against nationalism, then nationalism is less of an enemy to capitalism than globalism is. if the state is to exist at all, we want it to be as granular as possible.
if the leftist (or any leftist) replies back to you, all they will do is find the one part that is the weakest in your argument, focus on that, ignore everything else you stated, and use it to completely discredit everything you said.
leftist are not looking to debate. leftist are looking to humiliate you. they will take what you write, twist it, and toss it back into your face.
>if the leftist (or any leftist) replies back to you, all they will do is find the one part that is the weakest in your argument, focus on that, ignore everything else you stated, and use it to completely discredit everything you said.
That describes arguing on Cinemaphile in general, regardless of political bent.
That's because the leftoids braught down the tone of discussion and then the newkids thought that was the way things were done.
It's designed to be an apathy race.
>blaming your own behavior on the left
so much for personal responsibility lol
See? You didn't even attempt to have an original thought you just went for what you believed would get you the most attention.
Only way to play the game is to ignore idiots and let them roam free. I'd rather take the bait everytime. Keep your cowardly fear of posting unironically to yourself, b***h.
*brought
I'm glad you solved captcha to be my personal F7
Nothing I said was "ironic," you moronic homosexual. Way to deflect, though.
>Wrong I was being stupid on purpose!
Amazing
>if you criticize me you prove me right!
>if you criticize me you're a dumb doody head!
absolutely pathetic toddler-tier defense mechanisms
no wonder you're such a miserable little piece of shit
Have another (you)
I'm sorry the only attention you can hope to get is negative
I can forgive typos, but the A and O keys are on opposite ends of the keyboard.
If you're gonna talk shit on "leftoids bringing down the tone of discussion" then proofread your posts, Corporal.
Found the salty leftcuck
You misunderstand me. You braught poor reasoning to this discussion.
>braught
Oof you did a heckin nono whoopsie cringetype!
Yeah, it was a joke.
Please explain further in great detail
The sign is a subtle joke. It refers to the former owner.
>braught
Literally everything you just said describes 95% of all arguments I've ever had on Cinemaphile.
notice how instead of refuting anything you started sperging about christians
very telling
No they simply mean that non-White difference and heritage must be celebrated and Whites need to be destroyed.
It is that simple.
>if Ember didn’t so frequently set the creatures and things around her on fire.
Wtf she was just peacefully protesting.
This movie is such a failure
I never feel bad for the Fire People
Logic dictates that Frick yeah your kind will destroy everything
there is a logical reason to be xenophobic of your shitty kind
GTFO!!!
kek
It would have been even better if you had colored him blue.
Coulda just used the Futurama version.
Underrated
What if my feces had feelings?
>earth can be a little seedy
No earth elements were shown being underhanded or backstabbing.
>air has their heads in the clouds
The only air element we see is a hotheaded, fast-talking, and competitive.
You can really tell that earth and air elements were just afterthoughts in this movie.
>At some point, the studio's Silicon Valley brain trust began to peel off from the universe and float into the metaverse
What the frick is that supposed to mean?
I WON
sexual harassment chads, we eating good tonight
Is he coming back? What a blunder by pixar.
>omg Pete, your girlfriend is hilarious
You do know that ember is supposed to be the white one, right?
You do know the fire elements are supposed to be Korean, right?
You do know you're a Dunning-Kruger knowitall who actually has no fricking clue what he's talking about, right?
You do know you should go back to plebbit, right?
"“Onward,” for one, about two elf brothers on a byzantine, Dungeons & Dragons-like quest to resurrect their dead father, contrives to reanimate only the bottom half of Dad for much of its run time, then withholds the extremely brief fulfillment of the quest from both the viewer and one of the brothers; the movie isn’t sad so much as it’s dismaying and vaguely sadistic."
this author completely missed the cathartic message of Onward. The ending is the best part and is the only thing that redeems that movie.
Fricking Sandy Loam bastards, running the media, subverting every clay institution and telling us to die for the illegal state of it's-real.
Based
>Asian director
>only four elements
What is this bullshit?
>metal beats wood
weird rpg system
Metal tools can be used to shape wood.
I don’t get this one, however.
>metal generates water
uhh
Condensation
It's really not very well thought through, it's inferior to the Greek one.
Don’t expect chinks to admit that. Having only four elements is going to get Elemental banned in China.
What is a faucet?
that's not what "generates" means, doofus
o_o
Black person do you think that faucets conjure water out of nothing?
I had two guesses/theories
Divination rods, or a well tapping into ground water, but idk if the chinese had either of those.
Both existed in china but which culture didn't have wells?
Well I meant, specifically pump wells, that tap into ground water.
Did the sub-saharan africans have wells?
Mercury was thought to be water-metal
And delicious
tbh wood being a element is kind of moronic, unless its a metaphore for 'organic' or something
I saw a few of the (rare) smarter progs pointing out, that if you're racists have a point (this, fire burns shit, Zootopia, predators actually used to kill prey), then your metaphor fails.
>new yorker article
was this the same asian guy that made that cannibal asian lady short?
that bloke on the left wtf literally looks like your stereotypical ugly bastard
that's because he's just a stereotypical old asian man
No, an asian woman made that. She then went on to make another "Asian parent bad" movie, Turning Red
>They all come from SOL
no, Sol and everything else came from the big bang
The fire characters look like something out of a 2007 CG movie
>premise is that elements can't mix
>the classical elements idea was that every fricking thing was composed of different combinations of the elements
What the frick, i made this exact post a week ago
Fricking botBlack folk
Fire is for Fire people.
Water is for Water people.
Earth is for Everyone!
............. :)........el based...............truly the shitstians are defeated............frick you mom.........praise le SOLL
>a parable of xenophobia
>The same shit for 50 years
15 years of pixar mediocrity and shit since their last good movie UP
Films have literally become to meta for their own good. This type of shit is why movies feels insincere, self congratulatory and up their own arse. Everything is a justification of it's self via meta self awareness.
> during the Juneteenth long weekend
Who the frick gets juneteenth off?
It’s a federal holiday, apparently. I have no idea what it is, however.
>The moronic logistics of a kid’s film proves that 13/50 is real y’guys
No but your post does lend credibility to the bell curve
>that 13/50 is real
well as of 2019 it's more like 28/50, but...not great :/
Any love for Clod?
He has the rizz
Did I miss something? What's with all this Clod business?
He’s fire nocap
why are his eyes not aligned correctly
i feel the holy spirit every morning, every afternoon, every evening it's exasperating. because the sun don't matter. matter don't matter
>So what do you worship instead? And how often do you see the object of your worship and feel it's protective and life-giving energy?
Not him but every day as existence is divine and all things spring eternally from Him. The Sun is as good an aspect as any to reflect and delight in the knowledge of The Creator. Yet for me the most profound aspect of His creation is the Word as it gives us a small taste of being all to call forth limitless creation from our thought even if in a rudimentary form.
take your medication aronofsky
it was wordplay playa. the sun matters to matter but matter don't matter. i'm not denying your reality i'm calling it microscopic and immaterial (pun intended) compared to what i consider the "real" reality. you know that we are living in a material world and you are a material girl 😉
Wait so the fire thing represents riotous Black folk? I might see this!
SOL INVICTUS
>LE SUN...................I am a legit SOL worshipper................ :).............
>noooo worship my israelite on a stick instead of the true life bringer
a vitriolic distaste of christianity... as expected...
playa... post something other than powerpoint photo paint shop edits plz...
Post your audiences reaction when this guy showed up
All the audience in my capital city piss and shit when Clod show on the screen
But...but CLOD!
https://twitter.com/pixarelemental/status/1670114083700625409
Grim
>dude it’s my new heckin religion
>actually it isn’t. i’m yet another boring atheist homosexual making religion a metaphor and don’t believe or have ritual practice relating to the supernatural in any way
>wtf why are you ignoring me
Pretty sure 'tists believe that all religious people are lying and don't actually believe
being unable to accept that people think differently to you is mostly a sign of low IQ. high functioning autists usually have a handle on that
no they do think religious people are genuine believers for the most part. but then you have the condescending "my sweet summer child" atheists who think they know better
playa you forgot about luna. you're out there peddling banal truisms about entry level science and painting it with a veneer of alchemy. you're therefore neither... U are a hippie playa...
>the absolute state of suncucks
Moonchads rise up
Moonboys are such secondaries they only started worshiping after seeing Sunmen, just as their ball of dead rock is only illuminated by the glowing fire of the Sun.
>.......I am.......................a true believer in le SOL................................................you cannot comprehend true faith............like mine............I am definitely not a contrarian............................................ 🙂
>uses all the elements in your path
it’s not a religion. again it’s this enlightenment dialectic you’re trapped in where you don’t understand concrete belief in actual deities, so you need something empirically “present” aka an inert and perishable physical object. this isn’t religion, it’s what pseud larpers think paganism is. it’s not numinous, it doesn’t relate to any actual transcendental reality, it cannot form an ethos or a zeal for life. you may as well pretend to worship a space heater. shit like this doesn’t work and isn’t revivalism of any true sort, it’s just more iterations on the milquetoast atheist theme
B-B-BUT NAPOLEON SAID HE WOULD BE A SUN WORSHIPPER THEREFORE I AM LIKE NAPOLEON WHICH IS FITTING SINCE I'M AN ENRAGED MANLET
>you mock me..........therefore :)...........you support me
what ironic shitposting does to a motherfricker
You have no power over SOLposter. Cope harder.
>you have no power over a moronic Black person
no shit
Holy frick why are you little b***hes whining about based SOLposter?
Is that the only gear you have? Impotently whine and b***h and try and bring others down?
>referring to yourself in the third person
>defending yourself
lmao
>everyone is out to get me and shares one agenda
You think like a leftoid or a child. Same thing really.
Hey why is it always fighting White supremacy but never disproving it?
woah woah when did we get to politics and racial politics at that?
Frick you that's why
you wound me playa
Yeah well we did win Race War 1 (colonialism) rather decisively
just have passionate gay sex already you fat homos
hahaha... who cares about my punctuation and capitalization... playa you are a hippie and nothing more... it's embarrassing what you're trying to do
>the movie literally shows that Ember embracing Wade kills him
>he comes back to life because ???????
>what if we made an aminated version of thr Netflix hit You People but replaced people with fire and water?
top kek my fellow anon
the Pixar tried to replicate but could not match the high quality of Netflix Original You People, only on Netflix!
This was all of Jonah's insecurities in one movie.
And of all chicks, why Lauren London?
>why Lauren London?
nakadashi chubby lauren
Want to see Pixar do Crash next.
I actually started SOLposting myself a few months back. Can't for the life of me remember why or in what context. Praise the sun, buddy.
lol "lightless one" you sound like a vidya character
Who is this (You) addicted COW preaching a soulless atheistic religion?
>look mommy I edited the screenshot again! praise SOL! no, I won't be coming to grandma's funeral! frick you!
nta but it's definitely not edited, I can tell by the pixels
>n-n-n-no! I don't samegay!
you forgot the whole praise sol part of your shitposts.
Hey hey guys scatter it's the thread police! He really really cares about samegayging and will post about it over and over instead of being witty or clever or posting anything of worth
>instead of being witty or clever or posting anything of worth
is that what u really think this dogshit shitpost larp is?
Since you're a turbonewbie I have an extension that highlights my posts with a little blue line and replies with a dotted one.
I was making fun of you for repeating yourself over and over and saying nothing of worth. Damn you can't read either?
was this meant for me or someone else playa?
he really rattled u to be samegayging so much...
The entire DPI is different you literal lunatic.
See that was a clever pun because I made fun of some moonboy earlier
u insecure about the moon now son?
Ever since Wallace and Gromit. There are moon robots and they're buttholes.
these two posts
are only 11 seconds apart
you moronic fricking tourist
>what are phones
solcuck is a schizo newbie lmao
>thinks one guy is posting from three different devices while simultaneously editing every screenshot on each one within seconds of each other
>calling someone else schizo
pixar's decline and anime becoming mainstream coincide.
>middle of the night
That's a good point. The moronic zoomoid didn't even notice its around noon where I live and our post display times are completely different.
Who told the children that being stupid was the same as trolling?
u have to be "in" on the joke but unfortunately u are too new to know about it. both of u lovely spammers and thread derailers and white knights for one another
Hey what does USI mean in the context of Cinemaphile?
I know it but I know you don't.
Come on, projecting newbie answer me
don't tell me what to do hylic b***h. stop spamming and that will solve ur problems
Ah so you're new as frick. I thought reddit was back up and running? Maybe it's time to go back, little zoomzoom
lol what? simmer down. u answer me now. what do i do when someone accuses me of samegayging?
I posted a screenshot and you still threw your fluffy toys around and cried so now I'm talking, newbie. It's time to go back home.
u were too immature to answer me so i will tell you anyway. fricking nothing. because u ain't got nothin to prove
Nah I'll do what I want. What a womanly thing to tell someone else what to post. Go back home.
i told u the truth and you call me a woman. do u see the discrepancy?
Go home, newchild
its like u have a complex in ur head that makes u argue with people and not talk to em... whatever lol...
yeah that guy's a real jerk ngl
This thread is a mummer's farce.
go to bed GRRM
what was the last blockbuster pixar movie anyway?
>might have had a better shot at landing if Ember didn’t so frequently set the creatures and things around her on fire
>Same photo
I wish they had razed most of America to the ground.
I agree the sun is real and an omnipresent part of our lives but it isn’t a god
Where are my clodDOGs at?
I think the filmmakers unironically included a scene from Menace 2 Society and Don’t be a Menace.
Like either they independently added it because they have no clue what they’re making, or they added it without a hint of irony at all, since the film characters literally have to act completely different knowing that “water people” cause mayhem for fire people, but they just have to sit back and accept it or whatever point the film was trying to convey, which obviously fails.
It’s just completely baffling how such a tired film could be made in 2023, literally reusing tropes/themes from 30 years ago, and the audience is supposed to take it seriously and NOT conclude that water people are complete buttholes who shouldn’t be kicked out of stores.
These Pixar people are living in a separate reality.
Maybe it wouldn't have flopped this hard if the water guy who got the hot girl in the end wasn't this fricking ugly? Just guessing.
Did anyone need this race mixing propaganda?
I mean how on earth have we not had enough already.
For the next film, Pixar should go to US Ghettos and record people talking.
Then animate everything using verbatim dialogue.
Then they can redpill everyone without being called racist, because all they did was record people talking normally.
Implying facts aren't racist, chud
Isn't this what Ralph Bakshi did?
I don’t know, which films did he use that technique?
I dunno, it just sounds like it
I successfully stopped my utilities from being shut off today, anons.
I hope it is because you paid your bill sir.
I did right after they called me, but the lady told me I needed to call in today with a super special extension in order for my electricity to not be shut off. Which I handled just now.
Congrats.