I want to play wegs, but I don't want to create an account with F95. I miss when the general threads on the porn boards would have downloads of the games.
The following redpill is gonna be hard for you to swallow. I invite you to watch the movie Manbiki Kazoku (Shoplifters) for a realistic impression of everyday Japanese life. Japan isn't clean, sparkly and odor-neutral like in your animes. The Japanese live like cattle on a farm, cramped into tiny one-room "apartments" that are filled to the brim with trash. The only reason you don't notice how dirty it is is because there's not enough room on the floor for piles of dirt and dust to form. They come home from shopping at a konbini and sit down at their floor-table thing without even washing their hands. They sleep in futons which they never wash (too big for a washing machine), they simply "air them out" every now and then. Yes, that's right, they sleep in their own fermented sweat and maybe piss until they buy a new futon. The summers in Japan are very hot and humid, yet the Japanese don't shower after getting home. They wipe their sweat into the furniture (which they never clean) and take turns in bathing in the same bathwater later at night. They slurp their ramen noodles for banmeshi and spill thick drops of grease everywhere. You can't even clean the floor properly since it's covered with tatami, mats made of flimsy rice weed, which are destroyed if you even step on them forcefully, let alone wipe them. They have no proper doors or windows, just paper-thin covers that slide to the side which are always open in summer, meaning the inside of their "homes" is teeming with insects. In winter they sit inside at a kotatsu in full winter clothing because they don't know about isolation in the 21st century.
Do I need to go on? I guess you're dizzy by now. "How could the country I adored for most of my adult life be such a backwater shithole?" I hear you squeal in disbelief. I know you weren't ready for this. But reality doesn't care about your feelings. I promise, you will be better off knowing this a few years down the road.
>thing
poor representation of the period >thing, japan
faithful attempt to represent the period to autistic detail
I watched Beowulf & Grendel the other night, some flop of a film from 2005. It represented the early medieval period and the Anglo-saxon/Norse/Germanic world a thousand times better than the arseling slop.
Konnichiwa dude
>mfw i eat ramen noodles and watch anime everyday
HOLY FRICK I'M SO FRICKING JAPANESE
How does anyone eat ramen every day, I'd shit blood if I ate that bullshit more than once a week tops.
instant noodles ≠ ramen
You sit on the sharty circlejerking with wojak knockoffs
Sharty lost and is invaded by trooncord 'P spammers.
Americans love japan
Japan is an american vassal state
does the top one have 10/10 cute women in it?
can't remember
Aethelflaed
and Hild in a weird way I cant explain
I'm with you on both, don't worry. Also that sister of that traitor guy in the later seasons
This is all this entire board comes down to.
HURRR DOES PRODUCT HAVE ANIME BOOBIES?
IF YES = 10/10 ON IMDB
IF NO = 1/10
what's wrong with that
I want to play wegs, but I don't want to create an account with F95. I miss when the general threads on the porn boards would have downloads of the games.
Deal with it or put big breasts back in your products, homosexual
the one with japuggos definitely doesn't
mariko mogs all those
I wish a woman would love me, bros.
why does japan make them insecure so much?
You must be new here. There were a frickton of TLK threads when the show first came out. Skade was getting posted nonstop.
You are not a freind of Justice
but i liked the last kingdom, even though it was pretty silly at times
i got filtered by the african wailing in the intro
Every now and then the scene of Alfred saying that he needs MEAT pops into my head.
>The Last Kingdom
*times kips over every event*
I just didn't like shogun. It literally made me fall asleep
Don't worry, Shogun bombed after the first two episodes. Weebs aren't enough.
Weab.
The following redpill is gonna be hard for you to swallow. I invite you to watch the movie Manbiki Kazoku (Shoplifters) for a realistic impression of everyday Japanese life. Japan isn't clean, sparkly and odor-neutral like in your animes. The Japanese live like cattle on a farm, cramped into tiny one-room "apartments" that are filled to the brim with trash. The only reason you don't notice how dirty it is is because there's not enough room on the floor for piles of dirt and dust to form. They come home from shopping at a konbini and sit down at their floor-table thing without even washing their hands. They sleep in futons which they never wash (too big for a washing machine), they simply "air them out" every now and then. Yes, that's right, they sleep in their own fermented sweat and maybe piss until they buy a new futon. The summers in Japan are very hot and humid, yet the Japanese don't shower after getting home. They wipe their sweat into the furniture (which they never clean) and take turns in bathing in the same bathwater later at night. They slurp their ramen noodles for banmeshi and spill thick drops of grease everywhere. You can't even clean the floor properly since it's covered with tatami, mats made of flimsy rice weed, which are destroyed if you even step on them forcefully, let alone wipe them. They have no proper doors or windows, just paper-thin covers that slide to the side which are always open in summer, meaning the inside of their "homes" is teeming with insects. In winter they sit inside at a kotatsu in full winter clothing because they don't know about isolation in the 21st century.
Do I need to go on? I guess you're dizzy by now. "How could the country I adored for most of my adult life be such a backwater shithole?" I hear you squeal in disbelief. I know you weren't ready for this. But reality doesn't care about your feelings. I promise, you will be better off knowing this a few years down the road.
Is the book good?
For reference, I like Sekiro and played a shitload of Shogun: Total War when it came out.
And Ninja Gaiden.
>thing
>thing, production value
Yeah because Clavell > Cornwell
>thing
poor representation of the period
>thing, japan
faithful attempt to represent the period to autistic detail
I watched Beowulf & Grendel the other night, some flop of a film from 2005. It represented the early medieval period and the Anglo-saxon/Norse/Germanic world a thousand times better than the arseling slop.
for me, it's
>thing, china
TLK is kino
never watched shogun but last kingdom was terrible
Depends on whether I want to learn about Japanese history or African history.
oh no no no no no no
Well thing japan is usually actually legitimately better and that's what you freaks never mention because it makes you seethe
yes