This actually wasn't that bad.
>Captain Marvel actually goes through an arc and isn't insufferable
>Kamala is funny and a fun character
>Fun premise with a unique villain
>post-credits introduces the X-Men
I don't think it deserved to bomb when compared to other successful Marvel flicks.
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Brie will never frick you. It's okay. You can stop.
Captain Marvel's original costume is pretty far removed from risqué considering what I see girls voluntarily wear to the gym all the time.
Have they considered having a cool costume instead of the same bland one over and over?
X Men ruined superhero costumes. Every superhero went for same bland shit
>captain marvel goes through an arc
No, she didn't. You didn't watch the movie, and neither did I.
Yes she did. Specifically with her and Kamala's relationship and Monica's sacrifice.
>unique villain
scowling mystery meat with a hammer is a "unique villain"? uh, if you say so
The villain is a part of the Kree looking to save her home world after Captain Marvel trashed it. She has a pretty a unique backstory
You wanna know how unoriginal and forgettable she is?
This is the same backstory and goal as the Dark Elf guy from Thor 2. The one NOBODY REMEMBERS.
>She has a pretty a unique backstory
Congratulations on seeing your first movie anon. Your mind is really going to be blown when you see what else is out there.
I don't really agree with your points but it was still alright.
Also not a single white man, just like Brie wanted it
Every single shill for this movie used the word "fun" and I can't help but notice that you say it over and over in the OP, a cohencidence I'm sure. Intersectional feminism and diversity lectures are not fun nor will they ever be
>fun is a buzzword
Are we Cinemaphile now?
>GTA spam everywhere
Apparently we are
Yes, it was fun. Fun is not a buzzword. If you think it was a "diversity lecture" then you haven't seen the movie.
>If you think that log in the toilet bowl is an actual turd, you just haven't tasted it yet!
>food analogy
I'm sharpening that log into a knife to plunge into your heart.
>and isn't insufferable
Who do you think you're fooling?
Frick off homosexual I dont care if someone jingling keys above your head amuses you I'm not watching Disney slop.
I've been collecting comics for over fifty years. I am a dedicated MCU fan, and I simply cannot figure the haters out. Don't think it's gonna be good? Don't go. But you will be missing out. And you'll be sitting alone, bitter and angry and not really affecting anything or anyone except yourself, while I and millions of actual fans will be watching The Marvels and having a great time. (By the way, you can swap out "The Marvels" for "the MCU", "Star Wars", "Starfield", "Baldur's Gate 3", "Taylor Swift", or whatever else your squick of the week might be. It's all the same, only the names change. You just need something to mock, so you can pretend your cynicism is somehow cool.)
Me? Higher, Further, Faster, baby.
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you can't figure the haters out because you're an old moronic idiot.
It wasn't made for you
frick off moron
I just don't think super hero team movies can work unless all of the heroes in it already printed a billion bucks in their own film. As to the quality of the movie, I'm actually kind of curious and might watch it just to see
X-Men?
i didn't really get the marvels
until my 63rd viewing
>Ugly Dyke
>Ugly Black Woman
>Muslim
It's like recommending the most unnapealing shit put together to watch for 2 hours?
>post-credits introduces the X-Men
Explain.
Kelsey Grammer Beast cameo
That's a re-introduction. Deadpool 3 already has Wolverine (amongst other X-Men), the Marvels didn't introduce shit.
For a film of this budget and publicity scale, "not bad" is simply not profitable.
brie is box office poison
>Captain Marvel actually goes through an arc
Never happened, you didn't watch the movie,