This aged poorly.
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How so?
I think this is very relatable.
Women have made it clear they don't want to be approached by strangers.
I love how forced diversity have made media that is only for far left white people/Jews. Real homies would only stop a dude from spitting game if he's going after the same b***h. They don't play Whitey's shame game.
you're probably being ironic, but seriously, how tf are you supposed to meet somebody without at one time approaching a stranger?
Use the apps or meet through mutual friends.
lol I'm not being completely serious, but it's definitely not a comic Randall could post today in this climate. He'd be shit on by his ultra liberal fanbase. "Oh... sweety... no".
>ultra liberal
How is his fanbase in any way "liberal"? They're all a bunch of shitlords.
They like unfunny webcomics about le heckin science on the internet, of course they're liberal.
Bourgeoisie academia is inherently patriarchal and illiberal. Read theory.
I don't know what any of those words mean, libtard.
What is the long march through the institutions?
Where do you live? In the U.S., academia is the home base of the left wing.
Left wing in the sense of "Give black people the world on a platter and tax whites only" maybe.
That is the face of the left-wing today.
You can reject socialism and marxism but call yourself a leftist if you support Blacks and hate Whites.
But you cannot call yourself a leftist in popular spaces today if you support marxism but express negative opinions on race theory and anti-White polemics.
So that is what Leftism is. It is all that racial shit. It no longer has any kind of economic grounding, because leftists have deemed that unimportant.
That's what matchmakers were for, back in the day.
Just be in a situation where a conversation won’t be awkward.
You're not, die alone peasant.
They still want to be approached just not by you or I.
Would be more relatable to me if the last part read "dear blog, stuck on train next to greasy midget"
>Being this delusional
See
Become so good looking women start to ask you out directly, not even doing the whole "I like your notebook (omg why isn't he picking up on my hints)" shit, but straight up going "AIIIEEE YOU'RE SO CUTE CHAD! I LOVE YOU MARRY ME NOW!"
If you cannot be that good looking and likely aren't because women can detect good looks and good genetics beneath fat assuming you have that as an excuse--
ACCEPT DYING ALONE.
Stop trying to date, you are doomed to die alone, accept it and take it with respect.
I'm very photogenic but look shit in real life. The way women treat me on dating apps is crazy, they're really into me, constant compliments. Then when they meet in real life they act like they usually do (standoffish, want to leave asap).
It's true, women make it no secret that they're into you if you actually look good. Garbage comic.
Oh yeah sadly true, one of the worst parts of being ugly is that you ironically look better in photos where as for most people it's the opposite.
Well at least you did well on dating apps, even in photos where I look far better than irl, I still get no hoes lmfao.
did he rape somebody or something
>riding a subway
Nope.
>let's get his picture on facebook to warn others
Women snicker about this and then pretend society is rigged against them in any way
Literally facebook groups in every town of women posting pics of and shaming men. Randall (XKCD) author was so naive.
heh
>stop doing sexist crap
No.
>I've finally gotten everything I wanted to say out of my system
What were the comics leading up to this?
A comic where Dobson beats up a guy at a convention
She needs to be at least 10 times bigger
To be fair, I wouldn't want to be stuck next to Munroe on any sort of transportation.
I wish I came across attractive women my age in my everyday life.
Every woman I know is old, ugly or both.
Get out of the house
where should i go
Good question. When I get out of mine I'll let you know what's out there.
cool thanks
Now, serious answer, pick something you like to do and see if you can do it in some sort of social context as in a class, a workshop or whatever.
Or if you drink, go out and get shitfaced at a club or something, I don't know 'cause I don't drink.
lol
To be fair those ladies look pretty cold already.
The joke being they wanted to get coked up. He would had been in if he had actual drugs.
>the nipples
why did 70s artist do this
>70s artist
wat
the first four panels didn't age at all. they're timeless. it's the fifth panel that's absolute nonsense and always was.
Yes it was always nonsense. The fantasy of a complete nerd. I wonder what his wife looks like, can't find any pictures of her online. Guaranteed fat or asian.
beer taste gross and I'm tired of pretending is not
are you quoting one of his shitty comments? beer is the most refreshing drink there is. "Everyone is just pretending it tastes good". Homo.
>comments
*comics
I agree
Interacting with women without coming off as a creep even if you're rebuffed is entirely possible. Some people can't wrap their minds around that fact so they have to get all defensive.
In a setting such as a train the default is to leave them alone. If they want you to talk to them they'll give you some kind of signal. Feigning helplessness is a classic. Oh, could you help me with <insert small task here>. At a party or in a bar there's the expectation that people will talk to them so you can do an introduction without committing a faux pas. If you get rebuffed and press forward then you've overstepped your bounds in a manner similar to trying to talk to someone on a train that does not wish to be talked to.
You can start up a conversation in a train as well. The important thing is paying attention to whether she wants to keep chatting or not and know when to frick off.
Believe it or not, but most women are actually normal people and they don't like awkwardness just like any other person wouldn't, so they'll try to politely give you enough cues to whether they wanna keep talking to you or not.
>Believe it or not, but most women are actually normal people
don't they bleed out of their hole for 7 days a month
Yes, that's what happens to normal women during their fertile years.
>normal women
So the baseline for "normal" changes if it's a woman. Meaning your original point that "they're just normal people" doesn't make sense. They're different to us.
"People" includes both men and women. If you pick a characteristic of women, then it does happen to people but to that subset that is women. So, normal people do bleed once a month, if they happen to be women. Normal people also have chest hair, if they happen to be men, and so on.
Normal people dont sweat the small stuff.
You're right, it did.