He was hired as a model before he ever did any acting, and they approached him he never applied for the job. You are just an ugly bald manlet trying to drag this handsome bald manlet down with you.
>Statham began practising Chinese martial arts, kickboxing, and karate recreationally in his youth while working at local market stalls. An avid footballer and diver, he was a member of Britain's national diving team and competed for England in the 1990 Commonwealth Games. Shortly after, he was asked to model for French Connection, Tommy Hilfiger, and Levi's in various advertising campaigns. His past history working at market stalls inspired his casting in the Guy Ritchie crime films Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels (1998) and Snatch (2000).
He didn't just work at best buy though did he, he applied himself and became something greater rather than crying about his life on the internet. If you switched roles with a young Jason Statham you would still be a nobody working on a market stall
He is in shape, dresses with style, also rich and famous. He is also fun and doesnt take himself too seriously. Thats why he works so well with the Rock
>But he's bald! >And short(ish)! >This is completely counter to what my lookism bible tells me >He should have a low SMV >I'm taller and still have hair after all the treatments I've had
Nah, he still would because I've seen many women simp for him. If he was ugly this wouldn't happen.
Didn't he basically play himself in Lock, Stock?
cope best buy worker
>high status man wouldn't get pussy if he was low status man instead
woah, mind = blown
statham is turbo gay lol
yeah jason statham is gay.
>fit
>not horrible looking
>charismatic
he'll be fine.
this guy is literally worshipped in Russia, like he's considered the top alpha male.
Idk dude, I've seen him have sex on a horsetrack once and everyone was applauding.
You know he was a male model before getting into acting, right?
He was hired as a model before he ever did any acting, and they approached him he never applied for the job. You are just an ugly bald manlet trying to drag this handsome bald manlet down with you.
They approached a BALD man? Cmon
he's like 5'6''.
>Statham began practising Chinese martial arts, kickboxing, and karate recreationally in his youth while working at local market stalls. An avid footballer and diver, he was a member of Britain's national diving team and competed for England in the 1990 Commonwealth Games. Shortly after, he was asked to model for French Connection, Tommy Hilfiger, and Levi's in various advertising campaigns. His past history working at market stalls inspired his casting in the Guy Ritchie crime films Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels (1998) and Snatch (2000).
He didn't just work at best buy though did he, he applied himself and became something greater rather than crying about his life on the internet. If you switched roles with a young Jason Statham you would still be a nobody working on a market stall
If Jason Statham was israeli he'd be Jason Statnoham
he's a philosopher, not just musclehead
homie he's 5'9" and handsome he'd be fine either way. Blackpillers are so fricking whiny
How does he do it.
good jaw nd head shape
He is in shape, dresses with style, also rich and famous. He is also fun and doesnt take himself too seriously. Thats why he works so well with the Rock
this short manlet is still more successful than your whole family
>That girl wouldn't get any attention if she didn't have a beautiful face and a great rack
You're a moron OP, have a nice day
LOL
this website's obsession with height and hairlines is amazing, it really just is a bunch of insecure virginal losers isn't it?
Jason Statham is here and he's mad
I think he's too busy slaying pussy boss
>I'm not taller than 5'7 girls who're wearing platform shoes?
>I'M GOING INSANE AAAAHH
bump
A girl my height or taller is unironically my fetish. Too bad I'm 5'10 and those "women" are usually trannies
what am I supposed to be observing here?
>But he's bald!
>And short(ish)!
>This is completely counter to what my lookism bible tells me
>He should have a low SMV
>I'm taller and still have hair after all the treatments I've had
>strong jawline
>sexy voice and accent
>charismatic
even if he worked at Best Buy, he'd still have a number of things over you OP
>this literal model disproves lookism
He has the perfect bald look. Like 1 percent of men who go bald will look this good bald.