This banana is the atheist's worst nightmare

This banana is the atheist's worst nightmare

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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    You can ward atheists away by brandishing a banana, much like a crucifix

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Reminds me of that amazing guy

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      What did anon mean by this?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        The amazing atheist. he shoved a banana up is ass

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The reproductive organs of the Pekin duck are the creationist's worst nightmare

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      God made it like that for a laugh.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I got the same thing, thought it was from fapping but guess I gotta frick a duck now.

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The wild banana is pretty shitty. Even a monkey will turn 360 degrees and walk away. I ain't breaking my teeth on that shit.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      banana doomsday is coming, enjoy them while you can

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        there already was a banana purge in the 50s (panama disease) and the industry recovered
        crops being threatened by diseases is nothing new

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Hope Bananas 3.0 is better than the current iteration.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            How would you improve the Banana?

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              more ban less anas

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              More yellowerer, more curvierer

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Get rid of those nasty ass strings on the sides.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Make bananas juicy, and sustaining and refreshing like coconut water.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          All my life I heard artificial banana flavor, like what you find in candy, is based on the gros michel. That was the world's most popular banana until it was wiped out by Panama disease.

          Goddamn I wanna try one.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            They are still frown just not at commercial volume. You can buy them from exotic fruit shops online.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Is god taking away bananas because we took them for granted?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I assume there's other commercially viable strains of banana?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          there are many strains of banana
          the only reason we currently only eat cavendish bananas is because in the 50s the exact same thing happened. We used to eat the superior gros michel banana, a superior fruit to the cavendish and what the fake banana flavor is based on.
          If there's another banana plague it would be totally possible to just switch to another cultivar again, but I doubt the farms and corporations would want to change their crop so quickly.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        homie we’re closer than ever to WW3 and these muhfrickas worried about fruit.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          war with who?

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Free World is under siege by the Axis of Evil.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Russia, Iran, Saudi Arabia, Lebanon, China, and North Korea vs. Europe, Israel, and the Anglosphere.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Russia
              lmao, they can't even take their impoverished neighbor
              >China
              you mean the country whose entire economy relies on exports?
              >the rest
              lmao

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Lebanon
              homie they're worse off than venezuela. half their population is starving and their presidential motorcade doesnt even have gas anymore
              there will be no ww3 in your lifetime, the american age has only just begun

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                There is nothing more dangerous than somebody with nothing to lose.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        if we fed bananas that humans eat to pigs, like based Madagaskar people do, this would have never happened

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bananas and hot oil.

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's amazing that not one person involved in the production of this had heard of selective breeding.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      creationists aren't exactly the brightest bunch

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Pineapple

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The Cameron clan are such pathetic dipshits.

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I've seen that video lol. Sometimes I wonder if these types actually believe what they are saying. What would his answer be for food that's harder to eat? That'd be God too or were not supposed to eat peanuts or lobster.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ray Comfort is either incredibly stupid or a grifter.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        He literally invented his own taxonomy to deboonk evolution (because that somehow proves creationism?). If someone uses the words "change of kind" you're talking to sub 70iq hayseed

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >That'd be God too or were not supposed to eat peanuts or lobster
      Shell fish are explicitly prohibited and are to be “detestable”.

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    And a kindergarten is a christians best dream

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

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