This burn was hotter than 15 suns exploding in Superman's face. Even Wonder Woman felt it.
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This burn was hotter than 15 suns exploding in Superman's face. Even Wonder Woman felt it.
This burn was hotter than 15 suns exploding in Superman's face. Even Wonder Woman felt it.
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Just what we need.. another bait thread.
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RIP Kevin Conroy for some reason I hear his Batman Voice whenever I read a Batman Comic
Was batman talking in a meta way?
there were meta aspects to infinite crisis, definitely
The plot of Infinite Crisis is literally the original Superman from Action Comics #1 who was wiped out by DC's reboots wants undo the reboots and bring back the original pre-reboot universe because the current reboot is too dark.
Why are they arguing anyway?
Batman wienerblocked kon
this was when dc put out absolute slop like identity crisis (batman was brainwashed by his teammates) and countdown to infinite crisis (superman beats the shit out of batman, wonder woman murders maxwell lord who was now evil, batman creates brother eye which is a database on all the world's heroes which goes rogue), so superman and batman are pissed at wonder woman for murdering max lord, superman and wonder woman are pissed at batman for brother eye, and batman's pissed at superman for nearly beating him to death and not revealing the brainwashing
Superman didn't know about the brainwashing. Batman was mad at Superman for not doing enough Supermanning.
just checked and you're right, I remember ollie implying in identity crisis that he did know but I can't find the page
found it, obviously it's before the reveal that batman got mindwiped so yeah you're 100% right
frick can't believe editorial approved that fricking misery porn story
>for not doing enough Supermanning.
Isn't that a kina half assed criticism compared to murder and creating a big brother overlord?
2000s Bruce was pretty hypocritical.
Batgod Does Nothing Wrong
Yes and no.
Think from Batman's perspective.
You are a paranoid schizo who was brainwashed and now you know you truly can't trust anyone. Not even yourself.
And you're just some smart guy whose really good at being sneaky and throwing little metal bats and punching people and driving a fancy car.
The frick happens when someone brainwashes the man who runs faster than thought?
Or the guy can casually throw a mountain?
Or the woman with thousands of years of combat experience and and army of women who can all bend steel girders with their bare hands?
Or the intangible psionic shapeshifting martian?
Developing countermeasures for everyone, including himself, sounds like the sanest option to an irrational mind.
>The frick happens when someone brainwashes the man who runs faster than thought?
Yes. Good. Now imagine how much damage someone like Barry or Wally can do before Superman even gets there to respond?
Pretty sure that's Batman punching Flash, also it was a joke. No need to be upset 🙂
It's in character for Batman.
His running gag for a long time that entire "arc" was being disillusioned with the other Supers. Diana for making humans hate Supers by murdering Max onscreen, the JL for brainwashing him, and Superman because ever since he came back from the dead he really just faffed about doing nothing, acting sentimental and emotional and not saving the day.
In Batman's eyes the 1 good Super left in the world refused to do anything useful because he's too busy playing soft pacifist, including not doing anything for Batman's own brainwashing (that he did know about). That's a deep sense of betrayal because Clark would rather be passive and ignore injustice than be the kind of person Bruce needed to help him.
Culminating in Bruce almost shooting Lex-3 before Diana stops him, and realising the entire time he was just as capable of failure as the rest of them
I read this fanfiction that I didn't know was using a timeline of the comics to play around in. I remember learning that afterwards and thinking "Surely the League wouldn't do that shit"
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/10362076/1/Less-Than-Zero
>Those numbers
Holy autism
I hate how all superheroes do now is argue and fight with each other. In the past that happened, but it was always just rare enough to be a big deal when it did.
These people aren't friends
It's only because they're friends that Bruce knows what to say to hurt Clark the most.
As opposed to Batman, who's never inspired anyone.
he just had to reply: "batman why do you let the joker run loose" and he would have won
Or
>Let's ask that second boy you took in what he thinks. Where is he now?
That's some shitty writing.
He's not wrong tho. The only memorable Superman stories are the ones where he dies or is in the process of dying.