This movie could have been so fricking kino if not for those stupid fricking gargoyles. I mean, this song alone immediately guarantees the entire film has rewatch value.
>this is what we feared, the janny is a homosexual >the only thing he craves at all is food >he'll never be a chick, he (had) a fricking dick >he's not a little girl he's a DUUUUUDE
Listen very carefully disney shill. if you try and remake this film, with beyonce or hunter schafer or whatever the frick degenerative subversion you are data mining here, there will Hell Fire to pay
As a kid I found it incredibly, insanely boring and I don't know what the frick Disney was thinking. This song is still probably the only thing worth a frick about it but it's not really something kids can appreciate either.
The Hunchback of Notre-Dame is a classic tale taht handles postmodern archetypes quite well
Frollo -> blackpilled incel
Quasimodo -> beta simp
Phoebus -> gigachad
Pocahontas is borderline "too hot", but Esmeralda crosses the line. I guess Katzenberg waved away the oversight on what the animators were doing on THoND?
No, if Hunchback had been more like Hellfire it would have been great. It was a shitty movie because aside from Hellfire the movie had no edge nor comedy, with all the jokes relegated to annoying fricking gargoyles and everything as trivial as possible. Cartoons need an edge, even Disney shit, in order to appeal to both children and the parents who take them to see them. Cartoons died because they wanted to stay silly.
I watched this with my wife tonight. She really didn't like the movie, complained about how dark it was. For a Disney animation, I really enjoy that aspect of it and hellfire is a banger.
That being said, the Broadway versions of every song are leaps better, especially Patrick Page's Hellfire.
ITS NOT MY FAULT
(mea culpa)
>It's not my fault (mea cucka)
>in God's design (mea cucka)
>He made my boner so much stronger than my spine!
>(Mea Maxima Cucka)
jungle fever is no joke
God pushed him too hard. Nobody could have passed that test.
This movie could have been so fricking kino if not for those stupid fricking gargoyles. I mean, this song alone immediately guarantees the entire film has rewatch value.
Esmerelda is such an unrealistically hot gypsy it shattered my supension of disbelief
EL FUEGO
DE INFIERNO
PROTECT ME MARRRIIIIIIA
This what no pussy does to a mf
Ironically yeah.
Is this the best Disney villain song? It certainly is the most intense, the antagonist sings about he is lusting for a girl.
Yeah but I also like Savages from Pocahontas because it's so funny
>BARELY EVEN HUMAN!!!
>this is what we feared, the janny is a homosexual
>the only thing he craves at all is food
>he'll never be a chick, he (had) a fricking dick
>he's not a little girl he's a DUUUUUDE
Removed from Disney+ for anti-Romani slurs
Listen very carefully disney shill. if you try and remake this film, with beyonce or hunter schafer or whatever the frick degenerative subversion you are data mining here, there will Hell Fire to pay
They are remaking it with Josh Gad as Quasi
This movie has high highs and low lows
As a kid I found it incredibly, insanely boring and I don't know what the frick Disney was thinking. This song is still probably the only thing worth a frick about it but it's not really something kids can appreciate either.
It's a dark book and they tried to drain all of it away and at that point there is not much left besides Hellfire
I didn't understand hellfire but I knew it was darker and more mature than other Disney stuff
Same reason I liked the black cauldron
The Hunchback of Notre-Dame is a classic tale taht handles postmodern archetypes quite well
Frollo -> blackpilled incel
Quasimodo -> beta simp
Phoebus -> gigachad
You could say it was ahead of its time.
Is Esmeralda a thot then?
Fricking have a nice day you memebrained social outcast
Kek based frick buzzword homosexualry
Too close to home.
Esmeralda used to be a Disney Princess™, but was removed, probably because she was too alluring.
i bet in retrospect disney regrets removing her instead of pocohontas
Pocahontas is borderline "too hot", but Esmeralda crosses the line. I guess Katzenberg waved away the oversight on what the animators were doing on THoND?
What about Ariel? And Jasmine? Both are way hotter than Pocahontas
>jasmine
She's 15 you sick frick
How is Esmeralda not considered the canonically bustiest Disney princess? She’s got to have the biggest chest.
Esmerelda isn't even a princess. She's just some hot gypsy. Tinkerbell and Mulan aren't royals either.
Nearly half of the members of the Disney Princess line are not royal. It's not really about that.
>Priest singing about how he's got a boner
Disney wanted KIDS to watch this!?
You seem to be forgetting something
This kind of shit is why cartoons died.
No, if Hunchback had been more like Hellfire it would have been great. It was a shitty movie because aside from Hellfire the movie had no edge nor comedy, with all the jokes relegated to annoying fricking gargoyles and everything as trivial as possible. Cartoons need an edge, even Disney shit, in order to appeal to both children and the parents who take them to see them. Cartoons died because they wanted to stay silly.
Even hellfire got watered down. The flame Esmeralda was originally naked
I watched this with my wife tonight. She really didn't like the movie, complained about how dark it was. For a Disney animation, I really enjoy that aspect of it and hellfire is a banger.
That being said, the Broadway versions of every song are leaps better, especially Patrick Page's Hellfire.
now gypsy it's your turn
I haven't thought this through, just throwing it out there. Every Disney movie would have been solved if everyone just jacked off.
isn't that every movie and geopolitical issue
Never forget that Notre Dame survived two world wars but got burned to the grow because France let muslims into their country.
>Trust me, no-fap works.
If Frollo just beat off, he wouldn't have fricked up so hard.