This but unironically. People need to see the reality of gay sex. They need to see full penetration. We’ll see how “beautiful” the relationship is to them after.
Pedro (named after the gay guy with aids on real world) is a great quality filter for me. I skip anything he's in and it doesn't seem like I'm missing out on any kino at all. Quite the opposite actually.
My ass sometimes hurts after I take a massive shit. Imagine taking a wiener down there every day. gays are insane and should be locked up for their own safety
Whilst you could physically feel the scriptwriters pat themselves on the back for their contribution to "representation", I stand by the claim that the episode was really good and the existence of the adaptation if justified by it.
It's an alright gay romance, but the characters in the show are not the same Bill and Frank from the game and the show story ruins everything that made the game story tragic. We also missed on W. Earl Brown instead of that homosexual Nick Offerman, and we missed Bill-Ellie banter which is the best part of the game.
LASAGNA
Can I get some crust
>they both shower before hand
Any other examples of explicitly dishonest Cinemaphile memes?
I wonder if it's intentional that the gay dude on the right looks way more like Joel than the "Joel" in the show.
I also wonder if it was foreshadowing when they had to use a golf club to break through the crust
The Krusty Krab
The other guy is clearly hotter than Ron Swanson, he could do better.
he was dying of AIDS so he had to lower his standards. crust waits for no man
For you, maybe
Well, you are the homosexual expert so I'll defer to you.
I bet their crusts are so think, crunchy and musty. Could you imagine busting them? Oooooh god
This but unironically. People need to see the reality of gay sex. They need to see full penetration. We’ll see how “beautiful” the relationship is to them after.
the only gay sex we need is johnnycakes
Nono senior, I am the one who Joels, see?
>Si
Repeated anal sex practices are unhealthy.
cool it with the anticrusticism
I've been fricking your mom in the ass on a daily basis for years and she still seems fine.
what a coincidence. I've been fricking his mom too. what a prostitute
BBBBRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPP
crusty thread
man love is the most beautiful thing in the world, and all the chuddites' anti-gay hatred will never change that. I have pride.
I can't take gays seriously sorry. And I am not even that homophobic, it's just so comical to me
Pedro (named after the gay guy with aids on real world) is a great quality filter for me. I skip anything he's in and it doesn't seem like I'm missing out on any kino at all. Quite the opposite actually.
Same
My ass sometimes hurts after I take a massive shit. Imagine taking a wiener down there every day. gays are insane and should be locked up for their own safety
Imagine not busting the crust. Are you even trying?
Did I miss the unrated cut or why is everyone pretending this was some full frontal sex scene?
The problem was it wasnt a hot and rough session.
What are the best foods to develop the most fragrant crusts? I've been trying soimeat and pasta but it just falls away and barely emits any odor.
For me, pasta followed by an apple.
This was made for prissy nu-bottoms who haven't experienced the wonders of a good crust, so watch this and do the opposite of what it says.
Bottom friendly diet is just a normal diet for adult with no goyslop
>Dr. Oyvey Shecklestein
surely this is satire
>sponsored by Psyop
Why on earth would a psyop organization call themselves psyop? Isn't the key to a successful psyop to make people think it's not a psyop?
>if they were actually doing psyops they wouldn't call themselves psyop chud, it would be too obvious
That's why.
I drink milk and eat cheese and never have a problem with asssex.
fungus crust
why not just watch gay porn?
If they wanted a spaniard it should have been Javier
I’m starting to think these crust threads might be a little gay
your shilling worked, I've gained an interest in busting another man's crust. I need to find me a sweaty shitty crusty ass to force my wiener into
the wetter the better
Straight people don't like seeing PDA (public displays of affection) naturally
Why would they want to see gay people smooching?
I'm gay, and I don't like seeing PDA of any fricking kind
I always skip romance/sex scenes in shows and movies because they're stupid
die a violent death, sodomite
>PDA
jesus, out of here with the gay terminology
fricking homosexual
Sex scenes are for coomers. There is literally no other reason to have them in. They add nothing to the story
That we do, puritan no sex scenes gays should get a rope.
t. homosexual man
I think vodka might interfere with proper crusticism. careful
Gonna bust crust with my bro wish me luck!
I love gay sex so much
I dont give a frick about gay one way or another but this unironically makes my skin crawl.
It makes my peepee hard and thats all what matters
It makes my crust hole moist.
Crust fund band
>haven't touched crust in more than 7 days
help
season 2 when
in mazin we trust
Repeat it after me: IT'S KINO
for years i thought joel's appearance and acting was built off of dylan mcdermott.
literally the perfect dude to play him
so gays want tv to be pornhub? What a surprise
>wet
no! wetness will ruin the crust!
>dad on dad
Take a moment to think about the implications of this sick fetish. It's fricking vile.
If you only knew howany married men are cheating on their wife with each other you wouldnt call it a fetish
Tell me more about how the world REALLY is, Shlomo.
why don't they depict the reality of sodomy?
bath houses, monkey pox, and diapers for the rest of your life
Whilst you could physically feel the scriptwriters pat themselves on the back for their contribution to "representation", I stand by the claim that the episode was really good and the existence of the adaptation if justified by it.
It's an alright gay romance, but the characters in the show are not the same Bill and Frank from the game and the show story ruins everything that made the game story tragic. We also missed on W. Earl Brown instead of that homosexual Nick Offerman, and we missed Bill-Ellie banter which is the best part of the game.
So are there any "healthy" gay couples who don't engage in sodomy and just suck each other's wieners or jerk off and that's it?
Ironically they're the lazy fat ones. Preparing for the deed is such a waste of time and effort. In addition to being a pain in the ass.
i unironically cant stop laughing at crust posting