This but completely and utterly unironically

This but completely and utterly unironically

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    LASAGNA

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Can I get some crust

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >they both shower before hand
      Any other examples of explicitly dishonest Cinemaphile memes?

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I wonder if it's intentional that the gay dude on the right looks way more like Joel than the "Joel" in the show.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I also wonder if it was foreshadowing when they had to use a golf club to break through the crust

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The Krusty Krab

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The other guy is clearly hotter than Ron Swanson, he could do better.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      he was dying of AIDS so he had to lower his standards. crust waits for no man

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      For you, maybe

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Well, you are the homosexual expert so I'll defer to you.

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I bet their crusts are so think, crunchy and musty. Could you imagine busting them? Oooooh god

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    This but unironically. People need to see the reality of gay sex. They need to see full penetration. We’ll see how “beautiful” the relationship is to them after.

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    the only gay sex we need is johnnycakes

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Nono senior, I am the one who Joels, see?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Si

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Repeated anal sex practices are unhealthy.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      cool it with the anticrusticism

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I've been fricking your mom in the ass on a daily basis for years and she still seems fine.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        what a coincidence. I've been fricking his mom too. what a prostitute

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    BBBBRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPP

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    crusty thread

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    man love is the most beautiful thing in the world, and all the chuddites' anti-gay hatred will never change that. I have pride.

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I can't take gays seriously sorry. And I am not even that homophobic, it's just so comical to me

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Pedro (named after the gay guy with aids on real world) is a great quality filter for me. I skip anything he's in and it doesn't seem like I'm missing out on any kino at all. Quite the opposite actually.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Same

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    My ass sometimes hurts after I take a massive shit. Imagine taking a wiener down there every day. gays are insane and should be locked up for their own safety

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine not busting the crust. Are you even trying?

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Did I miss the unrated cut or why is everyone pretending this was some full frontal sex scene?

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The problem was it wasnt a hot and rough session.

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    What are the best foods to develop the most fragrant crusts? I've been trying soimeat and pasta but it just falls away and barely emits any odor.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      For me, pasta followed by an apple.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      This was made for prissy nu-bottoms who haven't experienced the wonders of a good crust, so watch this and do the opposite of what it says.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Bottom friendly diet is just a normal diet for adult with no goyslop

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Dr. Oyvey Shecklestein
        surely this is satire

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >sponsored by Psyop

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Why on earth would a psyop organization call themselves psyop? Isn't the key to a successful psyop to make people think it's not a psyop?

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >if they were actually doing psyops they wouldn't call themselves psyop chud, it would be too obvious
              That's why.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I drink milk and eat cheese and never have a problem with asssex.

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    fungus crust

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    why not just watch gay porn?

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    If they wanted a spaniard it should have been Javier

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I’m starting to think these crust threads might be a little gay

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    your shilling worked, I've gained an interest in busting another man's crust. I need to find me a sweaty shitty crusty ass to force my wiener into

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    the wetter the better

  26. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Straight people don't like seeing PDA (public displays of affection) naturally

    Why would they want to see gay people smooching?

    I'm gay, and I don't like seeing PDA of any fricking kind

    I always skip romance/sex scenes in shows and movies because they're stupid

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      die a violent death, sodomite

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >PDA
      jesus, out of here with the gay terminology
      fricking homosexual

  27. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Sex scenes are for coomers. There is literally no other reason to have them in. They add nothing to the story

  28. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    That we do, puritan no sex scenes gays should get a rope.
    t. homosexual man

  29. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I think vodka might interfere with proper crusticism. careful

  30. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Gonna bust crust with my bro wish me luck!

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I love gay sex so much

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I dont give a frick about gay one way or another but this unironically makes my skin crawl.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        It makes my peepee hard and thats all what matters

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          It makes my crust hole moist.

  31. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Crust fund band

  32. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >haven't touched crust in more than 7 days
    help

  33. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    season 2 when
    in mazin we trust

  34. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Repeat it after me: IT'S KINO

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous
  35. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    for years i thought joel's appearance and acting was built off of dylan mcdermott.
    literally the perfect dude to play him

  36. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    so gays want tv to be pornhub? What a surprise

  37. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >wet

    no! wetness will ruin the crust!

  38. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >dad on dad
    Take a moment to think about the implications of this sick fetish. It's fricking vile.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      If you only knew howany married men are cheating on their wife with each other you wouldnt call it a fetish

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Tell me more about how the world REALLY is, Shlomo.

  39. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    why don't they depict the reality of sodomy?
    bath houses, monkey pox, and diapers for the rest of your life

  40. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Whilst you could physically feel the scriptwriters pat themselves on the back for their contribution to "representation", I stand by the claim that the episode was really good and the existence of the adaptation if justified by it.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It's an alright gay romance, but the characters in the show are not the same Bill and Frank from the game and the show story ruins everything that made the game story tragic. We also missed on W. Earl Brown instead of that homosexual Nick Offerman, and we missed Bill-Ellie banter which is the best part of the game.

  41. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    So are there any "healthy" gay couples who don't engage in sodomy and just suck each other's wieners or jerk off and that's it?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Ironically they're the lazy fat ones. Preparing for the deed is such a waste of time and effort. In addition to being a pain in the ass.

  42. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    i unironically cant stop laughing at crust posting

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