This but with speedrun documentaries

This but with speedrun documentaries

A Conspiracy Theorist Is Talking Shirt $21.68

Ape Out Shirt $21.68

A Conspiracy Theorist Is Talking Shirt $21.68

  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the curse of modernity

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      kagney was modernity

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    lol I do this too, I start shitposting on Cinemaphile and get distracted and it will get too cold and I will have to heat it up in the microwave

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yes but without the fast food.

      what lives we lead...

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Based first worlder wasting food and electricity

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        one or the other moron

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >microwave
      I don't even have a microwave. I heat food up in the oven, cause I'm not poor.

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    /! ATTENTION: /!
    YOU HAVE JUST FALLEN VICTIM TO GUERRILLA MARKETING PERPETRATED BY THE BURGER KING™ CORPORATION.
    PLEASE CLEAR YOUR BROWSER'S HISTORY, COOKIES, AND CACHE TO ENSURE PROPER REMOVAL OF PAID CONTENT.

    /! ATTENTION: /!
    JANNIES DO IT FOR FREE AND ARE THEREFORE SUSCEPTIBLE TO ACCEPTING PAYMENT FROM MARKETING AGENCIES TO POST PAID CONTENT OR ALLOW SUCH CONTENT TO REMAIN ON THE BOARD.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Its actually Robert Smith advertising himself

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Robert Smith is too based to eat Burger King.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why aren't you posting this in all the McDonalds threads

      Yes but without the fast food.

      Do you not own any plates?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Do you not own any plates?
        If I don't have to use a plate I don't have to do dishes. Plus I meal prep so that plastic container lets me store it in my fridge.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          thats how you get microplastics in your balls

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >not plasticmaxing
            NGMI

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Anon, you know it's illegal to have people work and not pay them anything.

      We might all enjoy a good laugh at the idea of people getting paid nothing in return for work but literally nobody is so fricking irredeemably pathetic that they would do that work for zero compensation.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Lol jokes on you, i don't even have any fast food places near me. The israelites fear this golden man

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >burger king

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yes but without the fast food.

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    no woman eats burger king willingly

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I lost my job and I had to quit alcohol, cigarettes and burger king. I feel so despondent. N

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >i became poor and was forced to start living healthy

      Really tells a lot about our grand ”economy”.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I used to get hammered and smoke a pack of cigarettes while listening to my favourote tunes every friday night. Now I'm just in bed. Watched Civil War. Nothing is fun.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Ken Burns?

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This but with youtube history documentaries

    ?si=UH4C8CmXRQCAR1mg

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      These can be okay for an overview of things, but get to reading secondary works and then primary sources when youre really invested in a time and event. These videos often have bad sources.

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Not knowing what you're going to watch in advance

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Based preparer. I always make sure I have things to watch in my bookmarks, can't let that food get cold.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >want to make food
      >no video to watch while eating
      >spend my time looking for something to watch
      >get hungrier and hungrier

      ?feature=shared&t=36
      (just replace bathroom with kitchen, shit with tummy grumbling, poo with starving)

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >not having a list of shows/videos ready at any time
        you only have yourself to blame

        Unrionically what do you do in this situation when you can't find anything to watch?

        don't be a moron who isn't prepared

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine being a single 30 something w*man coping with this kind of "life"

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      is that supposed to be a woman? i thought it was the guy from your movie sucks

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >cats
        >fast food
        >The Cure poster

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          i don't know, doesn't he frick cats? he's also a fat ass so he probably eats fast food. i admit i was confused why the cure poster was there though

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine being a single 30 something man coping with your life

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      These little vices make life bearable. Comfy videos and comfy snacks and shitposting on the chans. Not much of a grand existence but it's okay.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Agreed. There are way worse lives.

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yes, I do this. I'll walk all the way from the grocery store carrying the snacks and I'll only open them when I find a comfy video to watch. Lately however I've been eating the chips and drinking the soda as I walk down the street. Yes I'm a glutton but I stick to small bags of chips and moderate ammounts of soda. I used to be skinny-fat but I've grown quite chubby. It is what it is.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I went from looking great to being 252 lbs. I fell into a depression and became a shut in.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Sorry to hear that fren. My advice to you is beware of cheese. It was the cheese that made me fat.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous
    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >I stick to small bags of chips and moderate ammounts of soda

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Funny meme. Got me there. I actually gobble down giant bags of Doritos every day. Posting from my fatmobile. Beep beep.

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I never watch speedruns but Karl Jobst is kino.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He finally got what he deserved

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        what happened?

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Trans fats will kill you. No literally, the acceptable amount of trans fats in your diet is 0. Anything higher and almost all causes of mortality rise. Don't eat low tier fast food, stop being a moron

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >have all the information on fast food and the poison within
    >but still eat it because I'm a fat unhealthy slob of a man child
    >watching speedrun docs

    I hate moronic fat pigs so much bros. At least they will die faster.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You sound like the kind of guy who copes with depression by taking drugs and enjoys political gossip. Am I off the mark?

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Disintegration > Seventeen Seconds > Pornography > the rest

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Correct. Are you me?

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >speedrun documentaries
    The real speedrun is just finding the movie transcript. You can read most documentaries in a few minutes.

  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    food good, imo

  18. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >speedrun documentaries
    Hit me with a good one

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      SummoningSalt @ Youtube dot com

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He does WAY too many videos on Mario Kart.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Video essays are long-form bullshit appealing to the lowest common denominator, especially if they're about dirty fat autists who waste their lives playing video games

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Ok, anon. I'll only watch documentaries about handsome and muscular male acrobats from now on.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Based. Infested with trannies for some reason too

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      As others hinted at, Summoning Salt just came out with a Tetris one and it's easily his best yet. Years ago I never could have imagined spending time watching speedrunning history instead of just speedruns directly, but here we are. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mOJlg8g8_yw

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >the community runs a fan version of the game that removes crashes because they find them annoying
        >the community skips the first 18 levels of the game because they find it boring
        >the community limits how many levels you can play in tournaments because they find it boring

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      ?si=3KUaRTKMmdF8GOIw

  19. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I do the opposite. I get so focused on my food I forget to watch my kino. But then, I don't eat dogshit slop.

  20. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I haven't eaten fastfood in ages because it's too expensive for me. I only eat cheap potatoes and pasta.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Potatoes are very healthy, anon. Get some OJ, milk and eggs as well and you're golden. (Yes, I'm a Ray Peat guy.)

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >fast food is too expensive

      In what kind of third world nation do you live in?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      How fat are you

  21. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I always watch the poker channel on Pluto TV

  22. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    watched the whole tetris one, kinda made me wanna play it. but i don't wanna buy a michael jackson glove.
    what's the point in playing if you don't adopt speedrunner strats?

  23. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This is how fasting works. I've gone days without finding anything to watch so my food goes cold or grows mold.

  24. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Post some links bud I feel like I'm running out of shit to watch on the 'tube

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  25. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i always queue something up before i go get/make food so its prepared when i sit down. SMART

  26. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I haven't watched enough documentaries. I watched F for Fake yesterday and loved it, anything else I should check out?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's niche but I can't spoil the wild reveals

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        its hard to believe it pic related really happenedbut its great also everything Adam Curtis has made Century of the Self, The power of nightmares, Can't get you out of my head, Bitter Lake etc.

        Thanks, guys.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      its hard to believe it pic related really happenedbut its great also everything Adam Curtis has made Century of the Self, The power of nightmares, Can't get you out of my head, Bitter Lake etc.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Curtis's documentaries are stellar.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Amerikino
      https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x8jk0yo

  27. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ALWAYS put food in warming oven while you select kino

  28. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why is he goth

  29. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >take 20 minutes to find something to watch with dinner
    >finally start watching and begin to eat
    >finished eating only 5 minutes in

  30. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This is me except I eat Albert Heijn kant-en-klare stamppot

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What am I looking at here? what's aardappel and ham-kaassaus?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's a chicory-potato mashpot with cheese and ham sauce

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      We hebben een serious probleem.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      your language is weird af fr

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Dutch is beautiful, you just don't understand it

  31. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I do this. I usually watch forensic files. I also have clinical depression

  32. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I will never get why people like speedrun shit. Hell, even the freak show documentaries of TLC are better content.

  33. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How common is it to waste your time watching literal trash? I wasted years watching youtube videos about stuff that is useless to me. Like I would watch a buyers guide for a car I couldn't afford anytime soon. Or I would watch the video game conference when I haven't played video games in years and had no gaming PC or current console. I also wasted time on an online game without really improving at it.

    I feel really stupid about it considering how much of a gift living in the 21st century with all the access to information is but then I saw people talk about how they will watch a video about speedrunning a game they never played and I wonder if what I did was not that rare.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yes, why doesn't everyone spend their time curing cancer instead?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Sometimes the mind needs a rest. Its only bad if you consume nothing but trash. I try to balance the mindless youtube binge watching time with some reading and learning.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      How could you unironically believe your consumption habits are rare?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        because it sounds moronic to waste your time on something that doesn't really interest or help you

  34. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I have achieved Nirvana through not watching netflix/youtube while eating dinner

  35. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I have one show I watch only when I eat and I listen to it in the shower. When it finishes completely after a few years I move on to another show and designate it for this. I have watched (and listened) to 3 shows from start to finish this way.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I shower maybe twice a week (on a good day), this would take me the rest of my life.

  36. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    1:36 pace fr fr

  37. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You find something BEFORE you get the food you moron, no wonder you're such a fricking loser if you can't do this simple thing, especially after the first time this happened to you. You're everything wrong with this fricking society you bug brained moron shit

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You have to queue up a short playlist. A video or two for while you cook, and another for when you dine.

  38. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >click shuffle on a steve1989mreinfo playlist
    yep, time to eat.

  39. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why not just...find the right show, then sort out food?

  40. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Unrionically what do you do in this situation when you can't find anything to watch?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I lower my standards and put on whatever, sometimes it works out

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      fast until my tummy stomach rumbles, then rewatch an epic meal time or epic rap battle of history

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *