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PLEASE CLEAR YOUR BROWSER'S HISTORY, COOKIES, AND CACHE TO ENSURE PROPER REMOVAL OF PAID CONTENT.
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JANNIES DO IT FOR FREE AND ARE THEREFORE SUSCEPTIBLE TO ACCEPTING PAYMENT FROM MARKETING AGENCIES TO POST PAID CONTENT OR ALLOW SUCH CONTENT TO REMAIN ON THE BOARD.
>Do you not own any plates?
If I don't have to use a plate I don't have to do dishes. Plus I meal prep so that plastic container lets me store it in my fridge.
Anon, you know it's illegal to have people work and not pay them anything.
We might all enjoy a good laugh at the idea of people getting paid nothing in return for work but literally nobody is so fricking irredeemably pathetic that they would do that work for zero compensation.
I used to get hammered and smoke a pack of cigarettes while listening to my favourote tunes every friday night. Now I'm just in bed. Watched Civil War. Nothing is fun.
These can be okay for an overview of things, but get to reading secondary works and then primary sources when youre really invested in a time and event. These videos often have bad sources.
Yes, I do this. I'll walk all the way from the grocery store carrying the snacks and I'll only open them when I find a comfy video to watch. Lately however I've been eating the chips and drinking the soda as I walk down the street. Yes I'm a glutton but I stick to small bags of chips and moderate ammounts of soda. I used to be skinny-fat but I've grown quite chubby. It is what it is.
Trans fats will kill you. No literally, the acceptable amount of trans fats in your diet is 0. Anything higher and almost all causes of mortality rise. Don't eat low tier fast food, stop being a moron
Video essays are long-form bullshit appealing to the lowest common denominator, especially if they're about dirty fat autists who waste their lives playing video games
As others hinted at, Summoning Salt just came out with a Tetris one and it's easily his best yet. Years ago I never could have imagined spending time watching speedrunning history instead of just speedruns directly, but here we are. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mOJlg8g8_yw
>the community runs a fan version of the game that removes crashes because they find them annoying >the community skips the first 18 levels of the game because they find it boring >the community limits how many levels you can play in tournaments because they find it boring
watched the whole tetris one, kinda made me wanna play it. but i don't wanna buy a michael jackson glove.
what's the point in playing if you don't adopt speedrunner strats?
its hard to believe it pic related really happenedbut its great also everything Adam Curtis has made Century of the Self, The power of nightmares, Can't get you out of my head, Bitter Lake etc.
its hard to believe it pic related really happenedbut its great also everything Adam Curtis has made Century of the Self, The power of nightmares, Can't get you out of my head, Bitter Lake etc.
How common is it to waste your time watching literal trash? I wasted years watching youtube videos about stuff that is useless to me. Like I would watch a buyers guide for a car I couldn't afford anytime soon. Or I would watch the video game conference when I haven't played video games in years and had no gaming PC or current console. I also wasted time on an online game without really improving at it.
I feel really stupid about it considering how much of a gift living in the 21st century with all the access to information is but then I saw people talk about how they will watch a video about speedrunning a game they never played and I wonder if what I did was not that rare.
Sometimes the mind needs a rest. Its only bad if you consume nothing but trash. I try to balance the mindless youtube binge watching time with some reading and learning.
I have one show I watch only when I eat and I listen to it in the shower. When it finishes completely after a few years I move on to another show and designate it for this. I have watched (and listened) to 3 shows from start to finish this way.
You find something BEFORE you get the food you moron, no wonder you're such a fricking loser if you can't do this simple thing, especially after the first time this happened to you. You're everything wrong with this fricking society you bug brained moron shit
the curse of modernity
kagney was modernity
lol I do this too, I start shitposting on Cinemaphile and get distracted and it will get too cold and I will have to heat it up in the microwave
what lives we lead...
Based first worlder wasting food and electricity
one or the other moron
>microwave
I don't even have a microwave. I heat food up in the oven, cause I'm not poor.
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Its actually Robert Smith advertising himself
Robert Smith is too based to eat Burger King.
Why aren't you posting this in all the McDonalds threads
Do you not own any plates?
>Do you not own any plates?
If I don't have to use a plate I don't have to do dishes. Plus I meal prep so that plastic container lets me store it in my fridge.
thats how you get microplastics in your balls
>not plasticmaxing
NGMI
Anon, you know it's illegal to have people work and not pay them anything.
We might all enjoy a good laugh at the idea of people getting paid nothing in return for work but literally nobody is so fricking irredeemably pathetic that they would do that work for zero compensation.
Lol jokes on you, i don't even have any fast food places near me. The israelites fear this golden man
>burger king
Yes but without the fast food.
no woman eats burger king willingly
I lost my job and I had to quit alcohol, cigarettes and burger king. I feel so despondent. N
>i became poor and was forced to start living healthy
Really tells a lot about our grand ”economy”.
I used to get hammered and smoke a pack of cigarettes while listening to my favourote tunes every friday night. Now I'm just in bed. Watched Civil War. Nothing is fun.
Ken Burns?
This but with youtube history documentaries
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These can be okay for an overview of things, but get to reading secondary works and then primary sources when youre really invested in a time and event. These videos often have bad sources.
>Not knowing what you're going to watch in advance
Based preparer. I always make sure I have things to watch in my bookmarks, can't let that food get cold.
>want to make food
>no video to watch while eating
>spend my time looking for something to watch
>get hungrier and hungrier
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(just replace bathroom with kitchen, shit with tummy grumbling, poo with starving)
>not having a list of shows/videos ready at any time
you only have yourself to blame
don't be a moron who isn't prepared
Imagine being a single 30 something w*man coping with this kind of "life"
is that supposed to be a woman? i thought it was the guy from your movie sucks
>cats
>fast food
>The Cure poster
i don't know, doesn't he frick cats? he's also a fat ass so he probably eats fast food. i admit i was confused why the cure poster was there though
Imagine being a single 30 something man coping with your life
These little vices make life bearable. Comfy videos and comfy snacks and shitposting on the chans. Not much of a grand existence but it's okay.
Agreed. There are way worse lives.
Yes, I do this. I'll walk all the way from the grocery store carrying the snacks and I'll only open them when I find a comfy video to watch. Lately however I've been eating the chips and drinking the soda as I walk down the street. Yes I'm a glutton but I stick to small bags of chips and moderate ammounts of soda. I used to be skinny-fat but I've grown quite chubby. It is what it is.
I went from looking great to being 252 lbs. I fell into a depression and became a shut in.
Sorry to hear that fren. My advice to you is beware of cheese. It was the cheese that made me fat.
>I stick to small bags of chips and moderate ammounts of soda
Funny meme. Got me there. I actually gobble down giant bags of Doritos every day. Posting from my fatmobile. Beep beep.
I never watch speedruns but Karl Jobst is kino.
He finally got what he deserved
what happened?
Trans fats will kill you. No literally, the acceptable amount of trans fats in your diet is 0. Anything higher and almost all causes of mortality rise. Don't eat low tier fast food, stop being a moron
>have all the information on fast food and the poison within
>but still eat it because I'm a fat unhealthy slob of a man child
>watching speedrun docs
I hate moronic fat pigs so much bros. At least they will die faster.
You sound like the kind of guy who copes with depression by taking drugs and enjoys political gossip. Am I off the mark?
Disintegration > Seventeen Seconds > Pornography > the rest
Correct. Are you me?
>speedrun documentaries
The real speedrun is just finding the movie transcript. You can read most documentaries in a few minutes.
food good, imo
>speedrun documentaries
Hit me with a good one
SummoningSalt @ Youtube dot com
He does WAY too many videos on Mario Kart.
Video essays are long-form bullshit appealing to the lowest common denominator, especially if they're about dirty fat autists who waste their lives playing video games
Ok, anon. I'll only watch documentaries about handsome and muscular male acrobats from now on.
Based. Infested with trannies for some reason too
As others hinted at, Summoning Salt just came out with a Tetris one and it's easily his best yet. Years ago I never could have imagined spending time watching speedrunning history instead of just speedruns directly, but here we are. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mOJlg8g8_yw
>the community runs a fan version of the game that removes crashes because they find them annoying
>the community skips the first 18 levels of the game because they find it boring
>the community limits how many levels you can play in tournaments because they find it boring
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I do the opposite. I get so focused on my food I forget to watch my kino. But then, I don't eat dogshit slop.
I haven't eaten fastfood in ages because it's too expensive for me. I only eat cheap potatoes and pasta.
Potatoes are very healthy, anon. Get some OJ, milk and eggs as well and you're golden. (Yes, I'm a Ray Peat guy.)
>fast food is too expensive
In what kind of third world nation do you live in?
How fat are you
I always watch the poker channel on Pluto TV
watched the whole tetris one, kinda made me wanna play it. but i don't wanna buy a michael jackson glove.
what's the point in playing if you don't adopt speedrunner strats?
This is how fasting works. I've gone days without finding anything to watch so my food goes cold or grows mold.
Post some links bud I feel like I'm running out of shit to watch on the 'tube
i always queue something up before i go get/make food so its prepared when i sit down. SMART
I haven't watched enough documentaries. I watched F for Fake yesterday and loved it, anything else I should check out?
It's niche but I can't spoil the wild reveals
Thanks, guys.
its hard to believe it pic related really happenedbut its great also everything Adam Curtis has made Century of the Self, The power of nightmares, Can't get you out of my head, Bitter Lake etc.
Curtis's documentaries are stellar.
Amerikino
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x8jk0yo
ALWAYS put food in warming oven while you select kino
Why is he goth
>take 20 minutes to find something to watch with dinner
>finally start watching and begin to eat
>finished eating only 5 minutes in
This is me except I eat Albert Heijn kant-en-klare stamppot
What am I looking at here? what's aardappel and ham-kaassaus?
It's a chicory-potato mashpot with cheese and ham sauce
We hebben een serious probleem.
your language is weird af fr
Dutch is beautiful, you just don't understand it
I do this. I usually watch forensic files. I also have clinical depression
I will never get why people like speedrun shit. Hell, even the freak show documentaries of TLC are better content.
How common is it to waste your time watching literal trash? I wasted years watching youtube videos about stuff that is useless to me. Like I would watch a buyers guide for a car I couldn't afford anytime soon. Or I would watch the video game conference when I haven't played video games in years and had no gaming PC or current console. I also wasted time on an online game without really improving at it.
I feel really stupid about it considering how much of a gift living in the 21st century with all the access to information is but then I saw people talk about how they will watch a video about speedrunning a game they never played and I wonder if what I did was not that rare.
Yes, why doesn't everyone spend their time curing cancer instead?
Sometimes the mind needs a rest. Its only bad if you consume nothing but trash. I try to balance the mindless youtube binge watching time with some reading and learning.
How could you unironically believe your consumption habits are rare?
because it sounds moronic to waste your time on something that doesn't really interest or help you
I have achieved Nirvana through not watching netflix/youtube while eating dinner
I have one show I watch only when I eat and I listen to it in the shower. When it finishes completely after a few years I move on to another show and designate it for this. I have watched (and listened) to 3 shows from start to finish this way.
I shower maybe twice a week (on a good day), this would take me the rest of my life.
1:36 pace fr fr
You find something BEFORE you get the food you moron, no wonder you're such a fricking loser if you can't do this simple thing, especially after the first time this happened to you. You're everything wrong with this fricking society you bug brained moron shit
You have to queue up a short playlist. A video or two for while you cook, and another for when you dine.
>click shuffle on a steve1989mreinfo playlist
yep, time to eat.
Why not just...find the right show, then sort out food?
Unrionically what do you do in this situation when you can't find anything to watch?
I lower my standards and put on whatever, sometimes it works out
fast until my tummy stomach rumbles, then rewatch an epic meal time or epic rap battle of history