This cartoon made me realize girls only like attractive guys

This cartoon made me realize girls only like attractive guys

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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    What did you thought they liked homosexual

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Society

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    This cartoon made me realize guys only like attractive girls when placed in fetish scenarios

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >t. woman
      guys will frick anything with a hole

  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Well? Did you stop being ugly?

  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    They were all shallow boy-crazy Californian teens, of course they only liked attractive guys. Despite Clover being actively more hungry than the other two all three of them basically turned to mush the second an attractive guy was around. Alex and Sam at least would grow up to appreciate other things more in men, not sure about Clover though.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      All women are shallow and boy-crazy, just different degrees.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        almost, just remove the boycrazy part

  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    was this show really fetishbait i feel like if the genders were swapped no one would care

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      The mind control thing was absolutely real, there's even a short where it implies that Sam's been hypnotized so much even the suggestion of it can make her fall into a trance.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      No it wasn't. It's extremely common slapstick jokes, but merely with attractive girls instead of guys or talking animals

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      watch it yourself, every episode has a different fetish fuel theme.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's French

  7. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Childhood was choosing one of them as your crush, adulthood is realizing all of them should service your wiener in a foursome

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      This, they're a complete package that balance each other out. Fricking just one is a waste, fricking all three is the ideal.

  8. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    No one gave him a chance.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Girls don't want to frick nerds.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        No one gave him a chance.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          I think it's really funny how as recently as 5 years ago being a "nerd" was such a big deal, and now people treat nerd as an insult online again. That nerd emoji twitter meme hit me as especially funny after so many twitter gays spent years doing the "LOL I'M SUCH A NERD" schtick.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          To be fair who wants to date someone who took you back in time to date their past self?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Did Cinemaphile girls lie to me?

  9. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Of course. Girls are wired different than men. They dont' want sex constantly so when they do want it they can afford to be more choosy. Men on the other hand, are wired to spread their seed constantly and everywhere all the time, so they'll frick a fat ugly old chick if they have to. Women instinctively know this and have their pick of the litter to choose from. And if you're not attractive, you're not fit to mate anyway because nature only wants good genetics carried on. Your ugly genetics are doomed to die on the keyboard in your bedroom.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >they can afford to be more choosy
      They should be. It's 2023 and even women in cushyass first-world countries die from childbirth, or suffer other pregnancy-related complications. When was the last time you heard of a man dying because he nutted?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Not him but the system works really well if:
        1. Women are not allowed to earn more than $40 000 a year until they turn 35 years old.
        2. Men collectively refuse to date any woman who turns 30 or so.

        In a perfect world, the average woman might be picky while in her early 20s but once she hit 26 she'd start going for nerdy betas who would thank their lucky stars for female attention.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          What benefit is such a system supposed to have? Just sounds like socialism for pussy

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Just sounds like socialism for pussy
            Correct. Women shouldn't be allowed to decide the dating market's forces.
            >What benefit is such a system supposed to have?
            Almost all men get a wife to care for them and give them regular access to pussy. That's at least half of society happier, and it's the more productive half too, the half that builds roads and protects the country from invaders
            As for women, they get a loyal husband to take care of her and her kids. He might not be the best looking, but studies have shown couples are happiest where the girl is hot but the guy isn't. So in the end the wives will be happier too.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              >That's at least half of society happier, and it's the more productive half too, the half that builds roads and protects the country from invaders
              The shift away from the importance of gendered labor was a big part of what caused the balance between genders to change in the first place. Not every man is needed to be a manual laborer or military personnel, and mechanization/tech improvements have detracted from their reliance on men.
              Depending on where you live, most men and women will just work the same type of white-collar job where being bigger and stronger does not equate to a noticeable advantage

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      You're assuming things that make you attractive are purely genetic and attraction itself is immutable and never changes in societies or individuals
      Also this biological reducionist view isn't considering the fact that a natural human society is composed of a few dozen individuals living in a cross generation tribe, that means they almost never had a choice to make at all and just mate with whoever was available, so every ablebody woman and man mated at some point

  10. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I still resolve that baring actual physical deformities everyone has the ability to become a solid 7/10, especially today, which is still good enough.
    People just get depressed and stop trying.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      It all comes down to height in the end. If you're a manlet, it's over, but in any other case you can still make it

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think this is broadly true but you are maybe underestimating how much a short introvert would need to change to be considered even a 7/10. They would basically need to ditch everything they're actually interested in and take up extroverted hobbies instead.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      But if everyone is a 7/10, no one is.

  11. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    ?

    well no shit. it took a cartoon for that to register and not observations in your actual life? damn, son.

  12. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Guys only like attractive girls so I don't see the problem.
    >but guys will frick anything
    That's settling for convenient pussy, not attraction.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's not the same though, guys will give attention to 9/10 girls, whereas girls will give attention to 1/10 guys

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      The difference is that almost any girl can become attractive with very little effort.
      Men, however, can very rarely become attractive.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's not the same though, guys will give attention to 9/10 girls, whereas girls will give attention to 1/10 guys

        Maybe women need to lower their standards then

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I see average joes, ugly motherfrickers and bald fatasses with 7+ girls quiet often. Meanwhile, I've never seen landwhales or below average girls with chads or attractive normie guys.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          meant for

          It's not the same though, guys will give attention to 9/10 girls, whereas girls will give attention to 1/10 guys

  13. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Isn't that... the definition of being attractive?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      This anon has a point, girls don't like you because you are attractive, you are attractive because girls like you
      It really explains so much if you think about it.

  14. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I only like attractive girls

  15. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    You didn't get the point of the series

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I rewatched some Totally Spies episodes recently and I didn't give any fricks about the "fetish" stuff, you just have brainrot

    • 9 months ago
      Smaugchad

      These aren't "fetishes" they're "things". "Sexy teenage girls doing things" is a very common fetish. That's the point of the series.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        they're more like genres or tropes

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      How much of this are just normal cartoon things? Like how many shows have done brainwashing as a trope

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      So curly hair is now a fetish!? As is Cleopatra outfit??? What is wrong with you guys?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Missing fetishes
      >no breasts
      >no ass
      >no panty shots
      >no lewd fan service
      >no nudity
      This is why anime is beating cartoons

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's a goddamn shame that this is basically the closest Western Animation has ever gotten to an ecchi series.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        At least it didn’t get gross.There’s a shower scene and clover it’s some kind of bloomers but they don’t really have asses. She implies she has to pee one episode by asking if a place has nice bathrooms

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >No passion patties

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >none

      Well then that is the worst episode ever.

  16. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Isn't there a recurring geek boy who has crush on Clover, but she gaslights him into doing her work while lusting for the chad guy?

  17. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Are those the fricking gunsmith cats

  18. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    theres tons of ugly guys with hot girlfriends though and I mean both face and body

  19. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Japan need to remake Totally Spies as Anime because it would work maybe feel a little bit like Dirty Pair in terms of comedy

  20. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    SHE'S BALD

  21. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    bullshit
    alex wanted to frick that nerd at the end of the beach episode

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Which nerd?

  22. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    What race was Alex?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hot

  23. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Its all bullshit there is no science to it
    Whatever happens happens there is no recipe
    We all could make it we all could not make it it’s up to the higher powers that be

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      physical attractiveness is an objective science. you can absolutely instantly tell when someone male or female is conventionally attractive.

  24. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >This cartoon made me realize girls only like attractive guys
    Unfortunately they don't. It's practically every day that I see an above average looking woman with some ugly homosexual way out of her league. It makes me so mad.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      he's either loaded or hung. or both.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Believe me, those guys work normal jobs. Women are just easy to please (no matter what anyone says).

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          what does easy to please mean? why does every woman online act like its impossible to find a good man and they only give like 1% of men the time of day on apps/dating sites? feels like you either need to be attractive to win with apps/online dating or EXTREMELY social and extroverted with lots of friends irl. so if you have neither looks or a large social group to bounce off of with a sociable personality you're kinda fricked.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Women don't care about 99% of men, the whole "easy to please" thing is bollocks.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              i agree. i'm average height at 5'10" and relatively fit but kind of ugly and women don't really acknowledge my existence and never have. i legitimately feel like a ghost around them.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >they only give like 1% of men the time of day on apps/dating sites?
            Dating sites do not represent an accurate view of humanity. Could you imagine if all men were judged using this site as a sample?

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              i mean the average person has internet and a smartphone. especially in the west. i'm just saying if you're not conventionally attractive as a man you have to be exceptionally social or lucky to get laid.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >if you're not conventionally attractive as a man you have to be exceptionally social or lucky to get laid
                If your doomposting was correct, then the world should be facing an obvious crisis where only those exceptional men would be dating, getting married, having kids, etc

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                aren't something like 60% of men in the west sexless and single?

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >then the world should be facing an obvious crisis where only those exceptional men would be dating, getting married, having kids, etc

                But that's exactly the crisis we're having right now

  25. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >They are only attracted to people they find attractive.

    Woah.

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