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  1. 6 months ago
    Anonymous
  2. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >should be judged on the quality of his stories
    You meant the decade long nothingness where Miles did not ever become anything more than "black Spider-Man"?

  3. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >adopted Ethiopian son
    It was over before it started. They’re not passionate starving people writing heroes anymore, they’re ungrateful RICH adults giving gifts to their spoiled children.

    You shouldn’t want a hero to “look like you”, a hero should be an ideal to strive for no matter what ethnicity.

    I wish they could just abort this whole shitshow like the ~~*executives*~~ undoubtedly encourage people to kill their own babies

  4. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    hell naw did you SEE that ridic new costume

  5. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I can't identify with a character unless they look like me.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Then you’re an antipathic moron that doesn’t understand conditional hypotheticals, and lord knows there’s enough of those running the shows.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      What's crazy is Marvel had plenty of pre-existing black heroes at the time

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        None of them have enough star power to prop up themselves as the new woke saviors

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Blade unironically did in the early 2000s but Marvel didn't capitalize before Blade Trinity screwed the pooch.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            Blade Trinity is kino.
            Snipes going to jail for taxes was the problem.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            Blade Trinity is kino.
            Snipes going to jail for taxes was the problem.

            It was all the ~~*leeches*~~ plan, man. I am telling you.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Storm, Black Panther, Luke Cage Hero for Hire, Blade, Falcon, etc

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            Blade unironically did in the early 2000s but Marvel didn't capitalize before Blade Trinity screwed the pooch.

            Let me rephrase that: they weren’t popular enough among NORMIES to affect any change. You know these woke writers only want to replace the cream of the crop to make their messages loud and unavoidable. Those other heroes, as well-written as they may be, were never going to be the leaders for the MCU.

            All they want to do is grab your attention, then force you to concede to their demands. Nothing heroic left in Disney at all.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            Nobody wants C-List tokens. They want to be A listers.
            Look, when a white kid sees Blade, they say "Cool!" When a black kid sees Spiderman, they say "Why does he look different than me :("

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              because they don’t understand conditional hypotheticals

              Thanks for proving my point.

  6. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I can identify with a character who not only looks like me but is nothing like me at all.
    Miles Morales is shit and will always be shit.

  7. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >the character should be judged on the quality of their stories rather than on his appearance or ethnicity
    But would they even be saying this if not his ethnicity? Hell would Miles even have the push he has without it?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      No.
      The reason Cindy Moon isn't in your face in every movie, cartoon, video game, etc is because she's korean. Not half black.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous
        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Oh yeah, that was a major selling point. Was the venom gameplay as disappointing as possible among everything else in that sequel?

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            From what I saw, Venom was nowhere near as fun as in Ultimate, so yes

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              HUNGER
              FEEEEED

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                >mfw a kid with a Spider-Man balloon

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Not gonna lie, I thought that whole mission was surprisingly scary when I was a kid.
                >in the cutscene Eddie is mumbling incoherently as some jogger passes by and gets eaten by him

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              I can’t believe they fricked that up. He’s one of the blackest heroes out there, he literally needs chocolate to calm down

  8. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Spider-Man did so much in the first decade of his run compared to the decade Miles has been around for.

  9. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >"The fact that you hated your favorite character getting replaced shows we needed to replace him"
    What a crock of shit lmao

  10. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone who still wants Parker is a moron. Miles is a hundred times better than some entitled prick who occasionally threw a punch in between pity parties.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      nice bait

      Spider-Man did so much in the first decade of his run compared to the decade Miles has been around for.

      trips of truth

  11. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ethiopian son
    OH NONONONONO

  12. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >publicity stunt to attract more readers
    Because that's exactly what it was.
    >"oh shit, nobody cares about Ultimate after Ultimatum killed the interest in the universe and artist change killed the additional interest in the Ultimate Spider-Man book. Quick, let's catch everyone's attention by killing off our most popular hero in that line"

  13. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Really? Because Cinemaphile won't shut the frick up about him.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      They have a good reason not to

  14. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    legitimate question, does miles even have any decent stories that aren't based around him asserting/proving himself as spiderman or him constantly being propped up by another existing, more popular character. I don't think I've seen anything to do with him that didn't involve him or another character saying how good of a spiderman he is and how important it is that he is spiderman even if the conversation didn't make any sense from a in-universe standpoint. even spiderverse, movies with what I think are decent for their visuals alone, are a very tongue in cheek 'miles can be a spoderman even if he doesn't conform to YOUR standards of one!!!' thing, as if the reason people don't acknowledge him as spiderman is entirely because he doesn't meet some weird suffering quota.
    like I'd judge him on his own if he could fricking stand on his own but I don't think he actually can.

  15. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't know much about Miles. Does he have a "Great Power" moment where he suffers from being irresponsible, and that makes him change his attitude? Because his uncle being a criminal makes you not care.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      No, shit just happens to him. Semi-related note: I hate spider-Gwen in these movies. She’s just a stupid gender bend that serves as a weak live interest, and barely even that because “gurl power”

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        In the movies she even sucks at girl power thing, considering she never really has any memorable fight scenes of her own.
        She's just there to be there.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          It’s like watching someone hire nepo babies to star in your films.

  16. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm glad DC never pushed a black Batman onto everything Batman related ever, they really shoved Miles up people's anuses by giving him the spotlight on everything outside comics

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