philosophers are gay and we didn't cotton to gays at the time. i'm sure that must be confusing to people that have always been gays and gay enablers.
4 months ago
Anonymous
That is confusing since america has the most gays of any country
4 months ago
Anonymous
>Source: Dude, trust me
4 months ago
Anonymous
it wasn't always like that, you would know if you weren't 12. back in the early 2000s instead of calling americans mutts the euros berated and chastised us for not being accepting to homos and their disgusting ilk.
4 months ago
Anonymous
This. europoors were the ones who pushed the gay shit and now their countries are fricked
How come americans would get confused and scared, maybe shart themself if the title was philosophers stone?
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Rent free.
why do bongistanis think that plato carried around a stone anyway?
American stupidity? Yes it is hard to forget.
I'm pretty sure the name was changed because "Philosopher's Stone" didn't sound enough like it was a "Fantasy" film. Also, 2nd graders (the actual target demographic) wouldn't know much about Alchemy like to have heard the term and associate it with a mythological item.
"RANK THIS, RANK THAT", the only critical theory that is capable of being expounded by the dummies that enjoy the dullest franchise in the history of movie franchises. Each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.
Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody?just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.
>a-at least the books were good though
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."
I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.
Yeah. I used to hate it, the movies are mid at best but they had this insane level of hype behind them for some reason, then I read one of the books and shit read like it was meant to be narrated to literal five year olds, but it was high school aged girls that seem to be the biggest fans of this crap. People is moronic I swear.
Neither did you
anything relating to age is a meaningless non-criticism used by midwits
>meanwhile: T-THE WALL
Lmao moron
people age and die, movies stay the same, dumb Black person
show me where i said that in my post
this whole midwit meme has to end. you're not using the word correctly and you sound like a homosexual (plus your shits all moronic)
t. Midwit
HOLY
None of us does
but it did
>Film has to be renamed due to the American Education System
Rent free.
American stupidity? Yes it is hard to forget.
You're the grown man obsessed with Americans. Not me.
I'm just wondering why americans were so stupid they had to change the title for you guys
philosophers are gay and we didn't cotton to gays at the time. i'm sure that must be confusing to people that have always been gays and gay enablers.
That is confusing since america has the most gays of any country
>Source: Dude, trust me
it wasn't always like that, you would know if you weren't 12. back in the early 2000s instead of calling americans mutts the euros berated and chastised us for not being accepting to homos and their disgusting ilk.
This. europoors were the ones who pushed the gay shit and now their countries are fricked
You've been wondering for decades. You're mind broken troony.
I'm pretty sure the name was changed because "Philosopher's Stone" didn't sound enough like it was a "Fantasy" film. Also, 2nd graders (the actual target demographic) wouldn't know much about Alchemy like to have heard the term and associate it with a mythological item.
That would turn out to be the only piece of real life magic lore Rowling was familiar with anyway.
it was always shit (and the books were even shittier believe it or not) you were just too little to realise how crappy and cringe it all was.
More inorganic dogshit
none of us have aged well anon
Tier 1: 1-2
Tier 2: 3
Tier 3: 4-8
Yes that is the order the movies are in well done Anon
Chris Colombus' were the best. Cuaron's was good. The rest were shit.
Wow what a hot take anon, very cool
"RANK THIS, RANK THAT", the only critical theory that is capable of being expounded by the dummies that enjoy the dullest franchise in the history of movie franchises. Each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.
Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody?just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.
>a-at least the books were good though
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."
I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.
Love this pasta.
Frick Harry Potter.
Yeah. I used to hate it, the movies are mid at best but they had this insane level of hype behind them for some reason, then I read one of the books and shit read like it was meant to be narrated to literal five year olds, but it was high school aged girls that seem to be the biggest fans of this crap. People is moronic I swear.
copy pasta can be funny buy linking it with a shitty tierlist is just cringe max
Get some taste before you make posts like this you leftist pottertroony
The moronic list is part of the meme, you dip
How come americans would get confused and scared, maybe shart themself if the title was philosophers stone?
They're too fat and moronic, probably becoming dumber from living among black people for so long
So true
Dumb esl poster
No americuck had an answer for this they just seethed obsessively about euros
why do bongistanis think that plato carried around a stone anyway?
>movie moves a mile a minute
>emma watson is awful in this
Just like your mom.
Prisoner of Azkaban is my personal favorite.