>this dude comes and slaps your girlfriend in the ass
Wat do?
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>this dude comes and slaps your girlfriend in the ass
>this dude comes and slaps your girlfriend in the ass
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I don't even have to do anything, my girlfriend would demolish that little fruitcake.
buy a ticket to his next blockbuster film
She's taller than me. Am I just boned with the ladies for being short?
I had a boss somewhere who was 4"3 and he always partied(i.e. illicit substances and whatnot)
He basically was like a walking coke dispensary and had more confidence than you could poke a stick at.
Women loved him. Or coke I'm not sure which it was.
Confidence is the main point, watch Craig Ferguson
Craig has low self esteem, he's just an extrovert.
Your boss was Peter Dinklage from Elf/a drug dealer?
>laugh uncontrollably as she starts kicking the shit out of 'him'
Can he turn back?
I mean off the chems, fake boobs, some makeup.
Sure she aged but who knows.
Body is permanently fricked, it would wreck it even further.
>smack his ass
>i jerked off to you in Inception
act
It hurts bros
I could have saved her, and she save me in return.
Even Swedish Chad couldn't save her.
He's a fruit
Yipikayay birtherfricker!
>believing your easy mode life as a petite cute woman will somehow be better if you pretend you're a 100 pound manlet
What a dumb ass.
>in the ass
>in
Slaps her in the ass? So hand goes up the ass and slap the rectum?
I’d throw a haymaker right into her jaw. Keep in mind I am 240lbs at 6’2”, I’d put my full weight behind that swing and would probably shatter her jaw implants.
I grab and launch "him" on top of a tree.
I impregnate him and force him to have the baby.
Detonate the nuclear bomb in my chest, killing millions
This simply would not happen since she was socialized as a female and doesn't seem like a roid pooner.
Frick him in his boy(girl) pussy
>go from tiny flatchested tomboy girl to just a mutilated twink taking test
Bros where's cute tomboy Ellen? Why i keep seeing her manlet twin but she like disapperead? She's ok...r-right?
Boys don’t cry “him”
Woah cool tats bro I'm pretty intimidated
Brother she can't even reach my GF's ass. 5 foot tall gremilling would get literally spanked by my GF.
Rape
>hey what the...
>oh, it you mr. Pageboy, I'm sorry. Please proceed to have my gf
any normal guy would do the same
>this dude comes and slaps your girlfriend in the ass
>Wat do?
"sorry, no girl scout cookies for us, miss."
Trina Lahey what the FRICK are you doing touching Lucy there, smokes booze lets go
pick him up and throw him like a football because he's about 3 foot 2
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