remember elizabeth banks joking about how charlie's angels is not for men and then REEEEing when the male demo didn't show up for the movie?
directors think they're being relatable but blogs use it for amusing headlines
Capeshit is for losers, if making it into a giant power ranger episode and a huge farce is his strategy then fine by me, you’re a fricking loser if you take that shit seriously or watch any of it at all.
It’s plot is fricking nonsensical, the pacing is all over the place, half the cast seem like they don’t want to be there, and there is a lame gag every 5 seconds. It’s an absolute dumpster fire of a movie, it has no redeeming qualities.
>half the cast seem like they don’t want to be there
Considering it's a fricking Marvel movie, half the cast probably wasn't "there" in the first place and they just got CGI'd, like Dr Strange 2.
why are incels so obsessed with taika suddenly? he knows he was just a glorified producer. Directors on movies like this aren't real directors, they have everything passed through committee.
>why are incels so obsessed with taika suddenly?
It's almost as if....he has a fricking film that just opened? As if he's making the rounds promoting it and giving interviews? How can you be so utterly moronic while having the gall to call others "incels"? Go eat a Tide pod you mong.
Much like with their actors, Disney slaps the name of a popular director on their movies to maintain the illusion that they aren't made on an assembly line by lowest-bidder VFX studios.
thor: ragnarok was broadly praised so this movie getting some middling reviews is getting under the dude's skin i guess. not sure why because he gets a big paycheck regardless of what the tomatometer says.
>the series has become such self-parody that there are articles saying that’s how it SHOULD be
When will the MCU just fricking end? I am so fricking tired of having to hear about this crap 24/7, who watches this trite?
Hilarious seeing "official" news rags and other Twitter accounts constantly try to save the mouse while shitting on any other attempt at cinema possible.
it don't matta
none a this mattas
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You know, Fryman. There's this movie where this Portman chick, she plays a strippa...
S U B V E R T E D
Can this guy shut up for 5 seconds? Is he that desperate for people to watch the movie?
remember elizabeth banks joking about how charlie's angels is not for men and then REEEEing when the male demo didn't show up for the movie?
directors think they're being relatable but blogs use it for amusing headlines
Didn't exactly this happen with the Golden Compass movie or something similar to it?
>i-i-it's MEANT to be bad!!
Making a parody out of a movie pre-emptively because you're incapable of creating a genuine movie is utterly pathetic.
Capeshit is for losers, if making it into a giant power ranger episode and a huge farce is his strategy then fine by me, you’re a fricking loser if you take that shit seriously or watch any of it at all.
This man was going to direct a live action akira movie. Thank fricking Christ that’s not happening.
I really liked Thor: Rag but why was this so bad? Is it because the woke aspects are more in your face and obvious?
It’s plot is fricking nonsensical, the pacing is all over the place, half the cast seem like they don’t want to be there, and there is a lame gag every 5 seconds. It’s an absolute dumpster fire of a movie, it has no redeeming qualities.
>half the cast seem like they don’t want to be there
Considering it's a fricking Marvel movie, half the cast probably wasn't "there" in the first place and they just got CGI'd, like Dr Strange 2.
I thought this movie was doing well at the box office? Why is he imploding in these articles? Is the light criticism getting to him?
Marvel movies will always do "good" at the box office. It's a way of injecting woke propaganda without any real risk.
You have brain worms
The truth hurts, pal.
Why do lefties love this insult so much? Where does it even come from?
that's chud language bro
Leftists always project
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Nailed it, Schlomo!
This is one of the most cringe directors I've ever seen, what a fricking homosexual
why are incels so obsessed with taika suddenly? he knows he was just a glorified producer. Directors on movies like this aren't real directors, they have everything passed through committee.
Guy makes one popular movie and everyone jumps on the GENIUS DIRECTOR bandwagon. Same thing happened to James Gunn.
>why are incels so obsessed with taika suddenly?
It's almost as if....he has a fricking film that just opened? As if he's making the rounds promoting it and giving interviews? How can you be so utterly moronic while having the gall to call others "incels"? Go eat a Tide pod you mong.
you will never be a woman
You butthurt child, I have no intention of becoming one. Maybe don't come here crying about "incels" like a troon yourself?
Much like with their actors, Disney slaps the name of a popular director on their movies to maintain the illusion that they aren't made on an assembly line by lowest-bidder VFX studios.
Oh my god he's got fricking irony poisoning and he doesn't actually realize it
thor: ragnarok was broadly praised so this movie getting some middling reviews is getting under the dude's skin i guess. not sure why because he gets a big paycheck regardless of what the tomatometer says.
>the series has become such self-parody that there are articles saying that’s how it SHOULD be
When will the MCU just fricking end? I am so fricking tired of having to hear about this crap 24/7, who watches this trite?
Say what you want about Zack Snyder, at least the guy is passionate about the form.
I hate irony poisoned Gen Xers almost as much as I hate boomers.
>It was just a prank bro
This guy fricking sucks at making cinema, he never takes ANYTHING hes making seriously.
>effrontery
Nah, it was just bad. Not the worst of the Marvel movies but still bad either way. Biggest crime being under utilizing Christian Bale.
>even the director know capeshit is for morons
>goys continue to eat it up
ok so he basically just makes bank and doesnt get fired for not even trying
im jealous bros
Always love this one
>i-i-its shit...on purpose!
Right up there with
>we didn't make this film for critics
Hilarious seeing "official" news rags and other Twitter accounts constantly try to save the mouse while shitting on any other attempt at cinema possible.