This entire fight scene was lame
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This entire fight scene was lame
This entire fight scene was lame
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AH! SO YOU CAME TO DIE WITH YOUR THREAD
>so you came back to die with your city
>no, I came back to stop you
how would you rewrite this line?
>so you came back to die with your city?
>if-if-i-if if you already know the answer to you question then why ask PIG FRICK
>so you came back to die with your city
>tell that to Ra's Al Ghul's neck
>so you came back to die with your city?
>for you.
Best choice if only for the sheer confusion it would cause Bane
>so you came back to die with your city
>I came back to rise
Not great but an improvement over what they had
>the only one to die today is you
i dunno, some edgy shit like that
>Me and my city aren't the ones that are going to die today
>*teleports behind your back*
no, i came
>so you came back to die with your city
>at least I won't die as a homosexual lmao
You can't rewrite it. It's just bad.
>"so you came back to die with your city"
>*batman says nothing and punches Bane straight into the pavement*
>"No more speeches"
rather he just punch and say nothing, but that is better
>>so you came back to die with your city
>>no, I came back for you
>so you came back to die with your city
>and you will join me
Let’s not stand on ceremony, Mr. Bane
>so you came back to die with your city?
>sO yOu cAmE baCk to di- you sound like a fricking moron with that mask on you know that?
>says you
the correct answer is
>no, to rise with it
but nolan is a hack
These are good
>"So you came b-ACK"
>*shoots bane in the neck with bat-taser*
>alternatively I would remotely call in the batplane and shoot bane with a barrage of non-lethal rubber cannon bullets until he was incapacitated.
AFTER YOU
What's wrong with it?
>I came back to die FOR my city
>so you came back to die with your city
>I came back because we built this city, we built this city on rock and roll
Then Starship starts playing and it's totally awesome and Batman has a sweet mullet and beats Bane up in a bar whilst Catwoman is dancing on the tables and then Batman and Catwoman start making out and ride off in Batman's Bat-Camaro.
>so you came back to die with your city
>no why would I come back to die? I came back to make you die! Are you ready?
>no why would I be ready to die I still have do much to do
>well one of us has to die!
>well it's not gonna be me
>it's definitely not gonna be me!
>a fight it is, then.
And then they fight
TDKR if it was written by Joel Schumacher
>so you came back to die with your city
>no, that would be extremely painful
>So you came back to die with your city
>No. I came back... To boogey
>Batman pulls a boombox out of nowhere, sets it down, and presses play
>Boogie Wonderland starts playing
>Backs away and begins serving Bane
>Challenge accepted, Batman
>Music changes to Can't Touch This and Bane starts breakdancing
nolan screws up the third act sometimes
Is this movie making fun of the viewer with the scene of rich people's homes being looted as if to say the average schlub who would watch such slop would never do such a thing and is a very good goy?
it directly contradicts the point of the ferry scene in the previous film which seemed to have something positive to say about the average person being morally good instead of just dumb lawless beasts. obviously we know from the summer of love that that isn't true but it's annoying that nolan seemed to be saying one thing in the film before and then the complete opposite in the steaming turd that came after.
Honestly the raw fighting was always the weakest point in the nolan batman movies. He directs general action scenes well, but the fisticuffs are always pretty underwhelming.
Yeah, the fights are awful. They're not even filmed and edited well enough to cover the lack of good choreography. The budget and resources were there. It's a complete failure on Nolan's part.
Watching the new pattinson movies I noticed that while the pure fighting was superior, the overall "batman action" was better with nolan. Bales batman fights strategically, levering all possible advantages to his favour and it makes you feel that he wins over the bad guys because he is more cunning. Pattinson meanwhile just bulldozes people head on and it feels like he just takes the fights as they happen with no real strategy. And I understand the point is that pattinson is younger and more aggressive with less refinement and skill, but there are moments where he straight up allows a thug to shoot him full auto to the chest to merely flex his armor. That to me crosses into the too stupid territory.
Why doesn’t nolan just get 2nd unit director with a proven track record to direct and choreograph fight scenes like Chad Stahelski or Gareth Evans
>He directs general action scenes well,
Hey that reverse time fight in tenet was pretty fricking cool.
The entire movie was completely lame, except for the opening scene.
no, that was lame too.
The unarmed cops running into machine gun fire was a deep metaphor
Biggest since the silent era
POW
ZAAP
WHOOOOSH
To this day I dont understand why they didn't get someone bigger to play bane. Like you dont need to go the GoT route and get some giant fricking strongman, but surely they had access to some 6'5+ actors who are on par with tom hardys acting level.
I mean why would you even cast a great actor in the first place if you're gonna give him a voice changer and a mask so you literally can't even see him acting?
the whole thing was moronic
They didnt use any device to change his voice lmao. Hardy actually did that fricking voice, there is an interview of how he end up doing it and Nolan loved it. Hardy have a lot of presence in the movie, the mask wasnt a problem
I thought the idea was "he can only act with limited toolset so we need a really good actor for bane" something about hardy being really good with his "eye acting". Didn't really materialize in the film imo but then again I dont have a super sharp eye for acting.
He was in his Tarantino-esque ‘let’s cast the same homosexuals in all my films’ period. It’s the only reason he chose Hardy.
the actor playing Bane is redundant. the story just wasn't that good.
All fight scenes in the dark knight trilogy are lame, fist fights or gun fights. "Nolan cant direct an action scene" is not a meme. Just rewatch his stuff, the fast pacing doesnt allow you to see how bad it is
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Why does no one acknowledge this scene when talking about Dark Knight Rises? This was the coolest shit ever, right? Is it because they want to keep the status quo of how bad the movie is?
god nolan is such shit when it comes to action
>cut 1,2 and three building momentum
>nah lets just stop the momentum dead with this shot nr 4 where the momentum has to start all over again from standstill
I love those CHAAARGE scenes in movies. Like 99% of them are fricking amazing and then you have this shit. A group of cops who are too clean after being 9 months trapped, charge in a single like against two tanks and a bunch of guys with automatics. Even worst the guys with guns (WHO ARE PROFESSIONAL MERCENARIES WHO WORK FOR THE BIGGEST ASSASIN ORG IN THE WORLD) dropped the guns and decide to fist fight. What the frick Nolan????
>so you came back to die with your city
>No. I came to fight for my city.
There isn't a single good fight in nolan's batman
>So, you came back today with your city.
I don't get this line
Reminder the original plan was the Joker to oppose Bane regime and lead a rebel army till Batman comesback. But Ledger killed himself
>Cops and bad guys both drop their still loaded guns
>Charge and each other and start punching
>Audience goes silent with a few soft laughs
>Women in front of me murmers "What the hell..."
yes, and?
The entire movie was lame. The only passable one is Batman Begins but even then the plot point of evaporating water with a microwave emitter was fricking moronic.
TDK is only watchable because of the Joker. The plot is contrived and filled with plot holes just like most of Nolan's movies.
Zoomersisters, our fight scenes look like this... I don't think we should be the ones to talk...
still better than your average marvelslop today