This episode hits different when you're old

This episode hits different when you're old

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Just likes that one Rugrats episode

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      which one

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        The one with Stu on the stove that became a meme

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous
        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      which one

      The one with Stu on the stove that became a meme

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Extremely true specially for Stu, Drew and Chas, that’s pretty much my friend group

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >countless shitty reboots for the babies
        >absolutely no spin-off for the parents
        why live

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I just want to fricking kill myself.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          me too. hug me bro

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I do not do hugs.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              maybe thats why you want to have a nice day?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Frick off.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        skateboard SKATEBOARD

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It still amazes me that they erased Howard from existence just to make Betty a confirmed lesbian. It really tells who why they’re making these reboots

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          That's fricking stupid too, because Betty is supposed to represent the quintessential 90's soccer mom. Hard going, boisterous, and a bit loud.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Goddamnit

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I would purchased rendered fat from Stu.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Frick you m8

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        jokes on you, I have no friends.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Damn. Saved

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Reminder that Rugrats once referenced Jack Kevorkian the doctor who committed multiple cases of geriatric suicide.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        *assisted suicide

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        What?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Look up the Episode 'Home Movies'
          Grandpa Boris calls him because he didn't want to deal with Stu's Home Movies

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            lol

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        A 90's cartoon referenced 90's current events? Shocking.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Not really, I don't drink coffee. Tastes nasty.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Caffeine addiction is real anon. Be careful.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      There is no such thing as caffeine addiction. It's so good for you that people who don't use it are doomed to failure whereas influencers like me get to ride the gravy train because I support Big Coffee.
      Did you know important historical figures, much like historical losers but those don't count, drank coffee? That is why it works!

      I wish our culture would harness the power of psychosomatic snacks to achieve weight loss

      Tell Coca Cola to put coke in their drinks again and people will not realise they're hungry.

      >countless shitty reboots for the babies
      >absolutely no spin-off for the parents
      why live

      Sorry, for adult animation you're only allowed the Simpsons provided it's a Lisa Simpson episode.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Go have sex with a hex, Grey

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Is that what the Coffee video was about?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      there's no addiction to caffeine. "withdrawal" is people who use it to cover from lack of sleep and tiredness, so when it wears off they feel... tired. Sleep and it's gone.
      Another factual proof is that people who drink coffee can't get a "fix" by drinking tea, which has the same aount of caffeine. Because it's not the caffeine people like, it's the taste of the coffee.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Literally how? Blaming coffee over something feels like a cheap

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >caffeine addiction is real
        withdrawl from caffeine addiction is a minor headache and drowsiness for like two days.

        You can avoid it by only have coffee on weekdays but abstaining on the weekends.

        It's real in the same way that a papercut is a real wound.

        Back in freshman year college I had a bunch of early morning labs + classes. I enjoyed some campus coffee basically everyday because they had neat flavors and it tasted pretty good. After the semester and I went cold turkey I had massive headaches that aspirin was not fixing. Literally all u could do was sleep it off.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          My campus used to have fricking incredible coffee from a local roasting company. I went back after two years to visit a friend and it had all become Starbucks.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >caffeine addiction is real
      withdrawl from caffeine addiction is a minor headache and drowsiness for like two days.

      You can avoid it by only have coffee on weekdays but abstaining on the weekends.

      It's real in the same way that a papercut is a real wound.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This Episode wasn't as good as all the Yin Yang Yo Episodes

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      All the Yin Yang Yo episodes weren't as good as all the Skunk Fu episodes

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    No it doesn't. Only morons get addicted to coffee or drink it at all

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Idk I'm an adult and never needed to get hard carried by Coffee

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Only if you buy into the idea Coffee actually physically gives you energy as opposed to being largely psychosematic.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Only if you buy into the idea Coffee actually physically gives you energy
      It does, I wake up as a living corpse until I have coffee

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Psychosomatic, not psychosemetic. The latter isn't a word. Caffiene definitely isn't a placebo or psychosomatic, though some of its affects probably are.

      You feel tired from adenosine binding to the A1 recoetors. Caffeine blocks adenosine from binding, thus making you feel alert and also helping you feel better. You still suffer the rest of the physical affects of being tired, it just blocks the mental affects.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        try doing your own spellcheck before acting smarmy dumbass

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What about this episode?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I didn't understand that episode as a kid.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This and Madagascar made me learn what a foot fetish is.
      Because I have one.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Madagascar
        Why?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      those fricking gnomes were all a bunch of homosexuals.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >How to recruit kids into your fetish

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'm 39 and while I enjoy the occasional cup,I've never been a hopeless caffeine addict. My addiction is ibuprofen!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >My addiction is ibuprofen!
      wut?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Shit can be addicting in a way. I think if you take a lot of it regularly it can actually be physiologically addicting, but mental dependence is also a b***h. I used to take a ton of ibuprofen daily because of chronic pain due to an old injury but stopped because I didn't want to develop a stomach ulcer. It was genuinely hard to stop what had become a habit at that point.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          but why ibuprofen

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            It works and its readily available. Chronic pain sucks and there is no good chemical answer but some are better than others. I did have a doctor try to prescribe me medical marijuana, but I was working for the feds at the time so that wasn't an option. Instead I got a prescription for a moderately stronger NSAID that doesn't have the same risks as ibuprofen or acetaminophen. Overall I'm really just trying to stay away from opioids.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Oh trust me on this anon whatever you do don't let docs start you on opiates cause if you're dependent on ibuprofen you will get addicted in no time. I think anyone with an addictive personality would get addicted to opiates honestly. Even if you get clean and sober you still have cravings from time to time and end up relapsing because somehow when you're sober drugs find you but when you were fiending and in withdrawals you cant get shit.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'm still not drinking coffee.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I drank 1 monster every morning and 3-6 cans of pepsi throughout the day for decades, but I had to quit and change my lifestyle because my blood pressure was dangerously high.

    There is no energy difference between caffeinated and zero caffeine, but when I take a sip of it now it feels almost like a high. Just have to use it strategically.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yes, that's psychosematic.

      If anything it's the effervescence of carbonated drinks that give you that "high", drinking seltzer or mineral water would give you the same effect.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I wish our culture would harness the power of psychosomatic snacks to achieve weight loss

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Subnormal misspells psychosomatic for psychosematic
        >Read it psychosemitic
        >The image of a psychotic orthodox rabbi due a mental breakdown pops out in my mind.
        That could be a good idea for an existential dark humor webcomic.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    For me its Monster Energy Zero Ultra.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/Y8F2ZUO.jpg

      This episode hits different when you're old

      Can someone edit Dexter's Dad holding or pointing at a Monster instead?

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I quit caffeine and feel much better now. I used to be much more on edge last year

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    yeah I'm 23 and I can really relate to this episode now
    being old sucks

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >I'm 23
      >being old sucks

      What the frick are you b***hing about kiddo?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Zoom zoom

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I picked up a pot of water today and the joints in my hand hurt, just wait, it gets so much worse.

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    yeah

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I don't really drink coffee that much but yeah.
    Back when i was a kid I just thought he became crazy or something.

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >hits different
    You have to go back to black twitter.

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    No, it doesn't, because I never developed an addiction to caffeine.

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I don't drink coffee. I drink beer

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >coffee in morning
    >tea in evening
    It's fine. Probably. What helped my energy levels was real meals and not poorgay frozen shit. You kids need nutrition long after your teens and early 20s.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Actually daily coffee and/or tea is better than fine. It is good for you, especially as you age. Both drinks contain good levels of antioxidants which are generally lacking in the high processed western diet.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      What type of tea?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous
        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Nerver try it but seems good

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Drink black tea late afternoon
      >Couldn't sleep until like 1:30 AM

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        That's why you should drink white and green tea like a civilized person.

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Coffee is a fricking curse, like unicorn blood. Nobody tells you about all the horrible things you get if you try to quit, like headaches, brain fog, constipation, etc and it's likely you just keep drinking it until you die

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I was up to 2-3 cups everyday before I finally cut it out for good. I definitely am slower to ramp up in the morning's compared to people on whatever stimulants. It's pretty annoying, but my mood is more stable overall.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        How's the sleep and mental sharpness overall?

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    yeah

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Interrupting this thread to say that Dee Dee's cute as frick and her design is great.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Black girls surely are top heavy these days.

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >be working skycap job
    >understaffed and way overworked
    >hate it but the money is actually pretty decent so I put up with it for now
    >wake up at 2:30 in the fricking morning, it's always busy when I get in and I open alone
    >drink an energy drink on the way to work
    >maybe another if I didn't sleep well the night before right at the start of my shift
    >usually a coffee at lunch
    >anywhere between 1-3 more energy drinks when the need arises during the day
    >one after work if I'm gonna be busy
    >another later on if it's my friday
    Yeah I have an addiction. I fully expect my insides to be calcified by the time I hit 40. I could stop though, if I just went to sleep super early but I'd rather not tbh.

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    coffee doesn't wake me up. sometimes it puts me to sleep.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Same

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Same

      wtf

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Same

      You may have ADD. I've heard caffeine has the opposite effect on the non-neurotypical.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Coffe and energy drinks also don't make me more awake. Just stressed and frustrated and i usually don't feel very good after drinking them too.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        My friend used to drink so much energy drinks when in school that he’d literally get shakes. It’s why I never got into them. Well, that and they taste like piss and are expensive.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          My ex gf used to drink like 2-3 tin cans of BLACK energy. Was surprised her heart didn't fricking explode. She was also small and thin too.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >2-3 tin cans of BLACK energy drink EVERY DAY
            fixed

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          My friend chugged energy drinks and sodas in high school like warer then in his twenties had several kidney stones. My biggest fears the older I get is what habits from yesterday will catch me tomorrow.

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Never fell for the coffee israelite
    >When I wake up in the morning I feel like utter shit for 10 minutes but then I'm fine
    I just never liked the taste of coffee.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Are you me? I've never drank coffee and drink like a bottle of soda a month. Waking up in the morning is a pain but pretty much wears off by the time I'm done taking a shit.

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It hits EXACTLY THE SAME

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    For me, it's relating to Nani from Lilo and Stich when I got older.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Uhhh, LONDON?

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why dexter family had a Mecican hidden in their kitchen?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      *Mexican

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Withdrawal hallucination.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Was a colombian you dip

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >DUDE COFFEE XD. SO WHACKY!!! DON'T TALK TO ME UNTIL I'VE HAD MY COFFEE!!!
    Do North Americans/South Americans/Contential Europeans/Northen Europeans/Thai landers and Algerians REALLY!?!?!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Wouldn't it make sense for the mug to be clear so the person can see where the remaining coffee is at on the "Don't bother me until I have had my coffee" scale?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      ywnbaw

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      and a big fat BOOOOOOO to you!

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        My favorite coffee cartoon episode is KND

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Any brewing method besides espresso and cowboy
    I have yet to see a espresso machine in a cartoon

    Is that a percolator?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Whats the problem with vacuum brewing?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Honestly never tried it

        It is a percolator. When Dexter and Dee Dee make coffee you even see coffee sputter up at the top of the knob.
        Percolators were much more popular in the past before drip coffee took over, but today is almost effectively dead with how easy other methods are (and with how typically disliked percolator coffee tastes).

        I know but is that percolators are so extinct and seeing one — in dexter out of all places, is just so out of left field

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Why would you be surprised to see it in Dexter, that came out in a time when you could reasonably see some holdout still using a percolator.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I thought percolator went out of fashion by the 60's or 70's

            >shitting on French press

            >Filtering out your coffee
            sissy

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              They got hit hard in the mid 70s but as with anything there were still people slow to adapt. Though, since it was so prevalent really up until the 80s is also pretty iconic, or at least would have been when Dexter was being made. I doubt kids these days would recognize it.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I think a lot of the stories and experiences of Dexter's Lab were just the writers retelling events from when they were children, and that's how their parents would have made it.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It is a percolator. When Dexter and Dee Dee make coffee you even see coffee sputter up at the top of the knob.
      Percolators were much more popular in the past before drip coffee took over, but today is almost effectively dead with how easy other methods are (and with how typically disliked percolator coffee tastes).

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I actually enjoy the percolator taste purely for nostalgia from camping, but goddamn if drip coffee isn't easier, especially with machines that can be set to go at a certain time. Wake up and coffee is ready. Though if its the weekend I will use a percolator or moka pot.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I have difficulty keeping my moka pot coffee from getting too strong. I often add a bit of water once its done brewing to cut its strength down a bit.
          I don't have a coffee machine and don't think I ever will. If I want drip coffee I just use my V60.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            In my experience if you start with cold water, then as the water heats up the coffee my also start to burn a bit and it will taste too strong. The key is to get water going through the coffee asap and then taking it off the heat as soon as it is done extracting. I start with hot water so it starts brewing faster, and I run the bottom under some cold water for just a second or two to stop the brewing once it starts to sputter instead of flow into the top portion. If it immediately starts to sputter when the brewing begins then you are rushing it too much. Its definitely a finicky way to make coffee and I have zero patience for it if I'm in a weekday rush, but its a good way to start a weekend morning. Also, if you are using a bialetti you need to make sure you are maintaining the rubber gasket, if you don't clean that part between uses then it will wear out. The pot will have to build up more pressure to begin brewing, it will take longer to start going and the coffee will burn.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Yes, I start with boiling water too, by first using a kettle to boil it, then putting it in the moka pot reservoir. I keep the heat just right so that the coffee just comes out of the moka pot stem and doesn't sputter out (indicating the steam is getting way too hot and pressurized).
              I might look in to getting a new gasket for my Bialetti though. I think I may have damaged it early on by tightening the top too far and basically crushing and splitting the edge of the gasket a bit. I can see where it has a crack in it, and occasionally small amounts of water come out from between the top and bottom, indicating it has less of a seal.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Its all trial and error with those things. If you have water coming out at the gasket then I'm willing to bet your brewing process is taking longer than it should. I used to way overtighten mine and it would frick with the gasket, I think the key is to trust that if it isn't damaged then the rubber will work, no need to over do it.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >shitting on French press

  31. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Somewhat

  32. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Caffeine is the only thing that helps me tolerate stupid shit

  33. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I always heard coffee myths growing up so I made it a point to avoid it like I do with drugs. Whenever I share this people who were sort of chuckling up to that point stops.

    Fricking sheep.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >follows a trend of abstinence and calls others sheep
      what a cool guy

  34. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Coffee puts me to sleep. -_-

  35. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i am old and never needed coffe to start my day.

    prob because this coffe culture is a american thing.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >prob because this coffe culture is a american thing

      Yeah, and a European thing, and an Arabic thing, and a South American thing, and Asia-Pacific thing.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >I PERSONALLY dont do x thing
      >That must mean only americans do it

      frick off joao

  36. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You only need coffee if you actually start drinking it. It’s callled substance dependance, people.

  37. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >almost 30
    >been working a 3-shift job for the last 7 years
    >drink coffee maybe 3 times a year
    the secret is a good night sleep you gays

  38. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I've been a coffee fiend for thirteen years, and I'm finally trying to quit. Haven't had a good night's sleep in I don't know how long. There's other reasons I'm fricked up, like almost dying once, but coffee aint what it used to be. Sorry for the blogpost.

  39. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Coffee still tastes nasty to me.
    I have 'acquired' many tastes as I have gotten older. I like most types of vegetables. I like many alcoholic beverages. Sushi is amazing.
    But coffee still tastes like dirt water no matter how many times I try it.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Then stop trying it. If its not for you then why force it?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      A lot of people/restaurants will frick up coffee by leaving it on the hotplate, which breaks down the flavors and makes it taste like shit. Also, most coffee is garbage, you need relatively fresh beans to make a real good cup of coffee (Note: Locally roasted does not equal fresh). Finally, coffee is an earthy taste with potential bitter notes,and just isn't for everyone, but I do consider people who can't appreciate it to be inferior.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I've become big fan of cold brewing. It uses less energy and extracts much less bitterness, but preserving most of the essential "coffee" flavor. All you need is coffee grounds, some pitchers, a strainer and a paper towel to make cleanup easier.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Sugar exists

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      A lot of people/restaurants will frick up coffee by leaving it on the hotplate, which breaks down the flavors and makes it taste like shit. Also, most coffee is garbage, you need relatively fresh beans to make a real good cup of coffee (Note: Locally roasted does not equal fresh). Finally, coffee is an earthy taste with potential bitter notes,and just isn't for everyone, but I do consider people who can't appreciate it to be inferior.

      A lot of people have only drank shit coffee because a lot of people are bad at making it. They leave it on a hot plate, or they use way too hot water, or they use REALLY shitty instant coffee. For a lot of people, instant coffee is their only experience with coffee, which is like saying you hate ramen because your only experience has been Maruchan (though Maruchan is pretty alright for what it is).

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Maruchan > Top Ramen

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Yes

  40. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Coffee tastes like shit but it smells amazing.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yes

  41. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'm in my 30s, and I still don't like coffee.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Thank you for sharing

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