it has le gays in it so it got guaranteed wall-to-wall coverage from every shitty blog for weeks
same reason American Gods had that random explicit gay sex scene with Hindu and Islamic gods, it was literally the only fricking thing websites talked about that entire season
if the plot was bad why an actual tv makers like the guy who made midnight mass and the showrunner of the expanse thought it was one of the best tv episodes ever?
On review aggregator Rotten Tomatoes, "Long, Long Time" has an approval rating of 98 percent based on 50 reviews, with an average rating of 9.9/10. The website's critical consensus said the episode "richly deepens" the show's story, "beautifully played" by Offerman and Bartlett.[61] Critics overwhelmingly considered the episode the season's best,[5][62][63] and some named it among the greatest television episodes;[64][65][66] The Hollywood Reporter's Daniel Fienberg felt it elevated the series to a new level,[4] Empire's John Nugent called it "moving, surprisingly romantic, and one of the finest hours of television in recent memory",[67] and The Guardian's Andy Welch described it as "absolutely magical television".[68] CNN's Brian Lowry wrote the final shot "represented the perfect close to an almost-perfect hour of television".[69]
Even YMS, Mr Nitpick himself, said "oh yeah 10/10 greatest episode of television ever". It's bizarre how afraid anyone was to criticise this terrible story just because it had a monogamous homosexual couple.
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Anonymous
>terrible story
lol call me when you're nominated for an emmy
That scene with the house raid was moronic, a survivalist will know to make himself as visible as possible, because cover is for pussies, and he hates pussies because he is a gay.
Of course a paint chip eating Black personbrain like yourself would like to stand in the middle of the street while being shot at. Your survival instincts are absolute shit, it's probably best you keep that helmet on and don't stand up too quickly, homosexual.
People firing guns just standing in the open and ignoring cover is in the same vein as the epic battle scene where two armies meet up and it immediately degenerates into a random brawl full of individual duels, fricking moron shit that annoys me every time I see it.
when two crusts love each other, a lot of shit and blood is involved. perhaps some life threatening diseases as well but if you are a rich crust lover it is not a big deal.
it was liberals' first gay prestige tv thing. in reality, it was poorly executed and boring. frank talks to tess on the radio offscreen and then 10 seconds later they're having lunch. unbelievably lazy. there's no tension or plot development.
Memes aside, it was probably the best episode of the entire shitty series, which is a low bar all things considered. This episode felt a lot like an episode from the walking dead(also a terrible series); bunch of drama, no zombies whatsoever, even a scene with them defending their little protective environment.
read the review n.igger and go back to your crust thread
Sucking was also involved I assume, yes.
it has le gays in it so it got guaranteed wall-to-wall coverage from every shitty blog for weeks
same reason American Gods had that random explicit gay sex scene with Hindu and Islamic gods, it was literally the only fricking thing websites talked about that entire season
It was great until the gay stuff started.
He's gonna blow a hole right through the crust
the first 15 minutes or so of him prepping was good
the last 5 minutes was also serviceable
i don't give a frick about him being gay but i would've preferred to see way more zombie killing with the traps
>i would've preferred to see way more zombie killing with the traps
Can you not think about troonys for FIVE MINUTES?!
made me chuckle
shut up, homosexual
Did he hit the wall?
The cute wall
heh
the ending shot was kino, the actors were good, the plot was garbage to meh at best.
if the plot was bad why an actual tv makers like the guy who made midnight mass and the showrunner of the expanse thought it was one of the best tv episodes ever?
because he a virtue signaling libtard israelite gay
because objectivity goes about the window when gays are involved
Nice conspiracy theory gay
>What was so special/good about it?
Gay people in a hetero hallmark movie and people not understanding how easy strawberries are to grow
>Nick Offerman
No-watch zone
>expect some prepper kino
>get gay sex instead
crusty
Why do w*men love crusty homos so much? What is the psychology there?
They tried to put Michell and Cam in a post apocalyptic setting but the writers couldn't pull it off
You don't understand anon. They added gay stuff to fix the problems with the game.
>universally acclaimed thing by reputable people is hated by a pocket of racist plebeians on Cinemaphile
wow what a magic epic coincidence!!!!!!!!!!!
No one liked your gay episode israelite.
On review aggregator Rotten Tomatoes, "Long, Long Time" has an approval rating of 98 percent based on 50 reviews, with an average rating of 9.9/10. The website's critical consensus said the episode "richly deepens" the show's story, "beautifully played" by Offerman and Bartlett.[61] Critics overwhelmingly considered the episode the season's best,[5][62][63] and some named it among the greatest television episodes;[64][65][66] The Hollywood Reporter's Daniel Fienberg felt it elevated the series to a new level,[4] Empire's John Nugent called it "moving, surprisingly romantic, and one of the finest hours of television in recent memory",[67] and The Guardian's Andy Welch described it as "absolutely magical television".[68] CNN's Brian Lowry wrote the final shot "represented the perfect close to an almost-perfect hour of television".[69]
It's sad how fake everything is these days
it's fine not to like things but being this buttblasted more than one year later is absolutely delusional my dude. touch grass.
crust and seethe
Even YMS, Mr Nitpick himself, said "oh yeah 10/10 greatest episode of television ever". It's bizarre how afraid anyone was to criticise this terrible story just because it had a monogamous homosexual couple.
>terrible story
lol call me when you're nominated for an emmy
>bullshit is now real because it's posted somewhere with fake votes
Why not follow it up with a snopes quote too you fricking worthless homosexual
take your meds, dipshit
>defending homosexualry
>ever
Soo.....raised by a single mom or just molested as a kid?
>or just israeli?
it's undeniable: the world wants more crusty zombie action with gay bears
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That scene with the house raid was moronic, a survivalist will know to make himself as visible as possible, because cover is for pussies, and he hates pussies because he is a gay.
The raiders were blinded by the fire, tard
Of course a paint chip eating Black personbrain like yourself would like to stand in the middle of the street while being shot at. Your survival instincts are absolute shit, it's probably best you keep that helmet on and don't stand up too quickly, homosexual.
Cry some more, tard lol
>cRy sOmE mOrE, tArD LoL
>lol
I called it, Black personbrained and terminal. Yikes.
People firing guns just standing in the open and ignoring cover is in the same vein as the epic battle scene where two armies meet up and it immediately degenerates into a random brawl full of individual duels, fricking moron shit that annoys me every time I see it.
>raiders keep running into the fence like zombies
>offerman gets shot
>don't worry, the fence will take care of them
>cut to 10 years later
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OP, it was pure kino. Nothing gets the average globohomosexual viewer harder than seeing two geriatric homosexuals french kissing and having buttsecks
>more than one year later
>Cinemaphile still crustblasted by this episode
Mad your guy jeff bezos liked it?
Crusty
Propaganda, the anti-government apocalypse prepper is actually a closeted gay and not just autistically anti-social.
BIG HAIRY MAN DICKS BEING SUCKED BY HAIRY BEARDED MEN
when two crusts love each other, a lot of shit and blood is involved. perhaps some life threatening diseases as well but if you are a rich crust lover it is not a big deal.
It was a really nice tangential romance, the only good fully-subplot episode in a series I can think of
When you think about it it had to be with gay men
There's no way a lone woman would be surviving out there
it was liberals' first gay prestige tv thing. in reality, it was poorly executed and boring. frank talks to tess on the radio offscreen and then 10 seconds later they're having lunch. unbelievably lazy. there's no tension or plot development.
Memes aside, it was probably the best episode of the entire shitty series, which is a low bar all things considered. This episode felt a lot like an episode from the walking dead(also a terrible series); bunch of drama, no zombies whatsoever, even a scene with them defending their little protective environment.
>best episode
Only if you're a homosexual. Best episode would prob be the cannibal cult or one where the horde breaks through the earth.