This feels so dated now. Does anybody gives a flying frick about mariages nowadays?

This feels so dated now.
Does anybody gives a flying frick about mariages nowadays?
I remember in the 90's there was a mysticism about it, all the supersticions and "bad omens"
and people used to say "all girls dream of mariying in a big church! it is the most important day of her life" People used to have heart attacks and pass out from the stress.
I haven't spoke to a girl who wants a big fancy wedding since ever.

Shopping Cart Returner Shirt $21.68

Nothing Ever Happens Shirt $21.68

Shopping Cart Returner Shirt $21.68

  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Watch the 1950 original with Spencer Tracy and Elizabeth Taylor it's way better

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    because society has decayed beyond all measure. life is now about working in a diverse city, coming home to your bug box while avoiding homies. watching slop and being a radical individualist.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Holy shit. I can die now. This is the meaning of life.

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cinemaphile always talks about the house in Home Alone, but the Father Of The Bride house in the best.
    >This was the home of a modest shoe salesman in the 90's

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      In L.A.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >modest shoe salesman
        If memory serves, he was the owner of the shoe company

        He was the owner and then he goes to the other parents' house he acts all cringe cause they have such a big nice house. I watched this movie on the flight from my 8th grade class trip to DC and I remember thinking it was stupid.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >modest shoe salesman
      If memory serves, he was the owner of the shoe company

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      He had a side hustle as a jv girls basketball coach.

  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    movies aren't real

  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I haven't spoke to a girl who wants a big fancy wedding since ever.

    Because they've been brainwashing them for 10 years not to want to get married
    They dont realize its a demoralization tactic by the media so they end up old and depressed they missed out on having a family

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      My brother just got married and they (I think mostly the bride’s parents) spent 6 figures on the wedding.
      They’re still opposed to having children, though, so I guess some of the brainwashing still worked.

  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I haven't spoke to a girl who wants a big fancy wedding since ever.
    As someone who knows both family and friends getting married, I've seen that they still want big, fancy $100K+ weddings

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      My brother just got married and they (I think mostly the bride’s parents) spent 6 figures on the wedding.
      They’re still opposed to having children, though, so I guess some of the brainwashing still worked.

      I think what we've seen since the '90s is marriage completely collapsing as an institution but staying strong as a product. The people who want to get married still go big on it, but the only reason they want it at all is so that they can go big on it.

  7. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    This was back when single moms weren't the norm.

  8. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I haven't spoke to a girl who wants a big fancy wedding since ever.
    Women still expect it. They will forever hold it against you if you don't do it.

  9. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because weddings, especially elaborate celebrations of weddings were always a poor mans copy of the weddings rich people and monarchs had when they married their children off to consolidate wealth or expand their network of allies. These weddings were never about the two people getting married, but the politics. Americans just commercialized it like everything else.

    For average and poor people, weddings were just so two people could frick and not have bastards, all while they probably had been fricking for a while or all ready pregnant and needs to get married quickly before the entire village brands your girl a prostitute and her father and brothers comes to break both of your legs.

    Nothing holy about it.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      what's the story behind your inferiority complex?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Reddit-tier post

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes, lavish wedding ceremonies are a purely American phenomenon

  10. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >yes goyim, spend tens of thousands of dollars on a party
    >definitely don't use that money to buy property or build wealth

  11. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I remember being annoyed as frick by the daughter in this. She seemed like a brat and had zero interest in how much it was costing to give her the wedding

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think that's the premise of the film

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        i don't think we are supposed to think the daughter is a c**t

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      She's a c**t, didn't even knew the guy she was marrying and wanted to end it all, halfway through because the groom gifted her a blender.

  12. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    marriage is for dogs of the state

  13. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    The church part is a lie. Big wedding, sure, but church weddings were already passe.

  14. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's really funny how disconnected you are if you think women don't want a big wedding anymore. It's just that no one can afford one and you're not ready to talk about why.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >It's just that no one can afford one and you're not ready to talk about why.
      But of course, you are. Right?

  15. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Only gross Italian woman want a big wedding. Maybe blacks too?

  16. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Nineteen-year-old Brad Paisley was on a date watching Father of the Bride when he realized he was more intrigued by the girl onscreen than the one sitting next to him. It didn't work out with his date (she dumped himy) but he did eventually end up marrying the actress in the movie, Kimberly Williams.

    >That was 1991. In 1995, Brad went to see the sequel, Father of the Bride Part II.

    >"I thought, She seems like a great girl, smart and funny and all those things that are so hard to find"

    >In 1999, the musician released his first country single, "Who Needs Pictures." A few years later, still smitten with the face of Annie Banks, Brad cast Kimberly in the video for his song, "I'm Gonna Miss Her" from the album Part II.

    >"He stalked me. That's the long and the short of it." "He says it was love at first sight for him, and for me it was more like love at first month or two."

    Imagine marrying your waifu

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >but he did eventually end up marrying the actress in the movie, Kimberly Williams.
      WAT

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      What are the black spots on his pants.
      >t. Curious

  17. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    It’s the King Tut boomer dance guy

  18. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    This movie is important because it's proof of how badly society has degraded. We are possibly in the death throes of Western civilization with corpo-socialism taking its place. Women don't want to fall in love and get married to a man anymore, they want to marry Disney and have the government pay their bills.

  19. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    My sister is having a destination wedding and costs $8000 to go for 3 days.
    People are still fricking crazy.

  20. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >please pass the rewlsss

  21. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Steve Martin is so comfy bros

  22. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Now that I think about it, most of my cousins and friends got married in a courthouse and over half of them ended up getting divorced. It's kinda sad compared to previous generations and having two families come together for a big celebration.

  23. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm getting married in a church in a year. Limiting the guest list to about 100 but my cousin also getting married next year is probably going to have 200. One of my cousins six years ago had a wedding so big I couldn't even see him at the reception from the other end of the dance hall. I'm 25 so a ton of my friends and extended family are getting married (with a decent number in churches) and having kids right now. Everyone ITT needs to go outside.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Congratulations, anon

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Everyone ITT needs to go outside.
      No.
      >married at 25
      Enjoy your divorce

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *