This film exists

I cringed so hard my brain nearly collapsed. Why does it exist?

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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    BPD AND ECSTASY

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ironic that the song was made by a male equivalent of a manic pixie dream girl

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        pics?

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          this dude

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            HE SAW RAMONA FLOWERS
            AND FELT SO EMPOWERED

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            There is no reality where that is the male equivalent to a manic pixie dream girl. You're looking for Timothee Chalamet, or Harry Styles.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            kek this is the ugliest thing ive seen in my life

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              Never looked in the mirror?

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                just did and thats still the ugliest thing ive seen

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                turn your monitor on

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            BPD AND ECSTASY

            More like a nightmare.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      CONCEITED WITH LOW SELF-ESTEEM

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        SHES A TEENAGE DREAM

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          IF YOU

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why do you?

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    every emo and emo-adjacent teenage millenial scene was a legion of prostitutes and the simps who orbited them, growing up in that morass is half the reason there are so many 30+ virgins out there today

  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I liked it.

  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's like the movie equivalent of Mumford & Sons. Most people want to forget that it actually happened.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >people talk about it now more than the time it was out

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why does Mumford and Sons trigger troony homosexuals so much? Still seething that the banjo player said antifa was a terrorist organization?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >white artists
        >banjo player
        >antifa was a terrorist organization
        kek, you answered your own question anon

  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I liked this movie. I am much more attractive than Michael Cera, which is why it gives me hope that I will hook up with a cute alt chick someday.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Are you trolling?

  7. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Best girls in the movie:
    1) Envy Adams
    2) Knives
    3) Roxy (the lesbian ex)
    4) Julie (Aubrey Plaza's character)
    5) Stacey (Anna Kendrick's character)
    POWER GAP
    6) Ramona

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      How is Envy a best girl? She was ugly.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        This homie a few apples short of a fruitcake

        For me it's 1. Envy 2. Ramona 3. Who cares

        Based, except for your placement of Ramona. She's the midwit take.

        >Envy anywhere but the bottom

        I'd be interested in Envy's bottom

        Amelie did that first, this just carried over the tradition

        Amélie is femcel kino, she's a virgin until she had sex in the movie

        Envy was the worst girl. The true ranking is 1. Ramona 2. Kim 3. Judy

        Look I can understand being into drummer chicks, but the actress that plays Kim is just unfortunate looking

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Look I can understand being into drummer chicks, but the actress that plays Kim is just unfortunate looking
          The same could be said about Brie.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            not really

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              Lol

              KYS simps.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Ew, I would never kiss a man

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                I'd kiss you anon

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Lol

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          The actress who plays Kim is cute af. Not everyone likes the same generic look on every girl..

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            I think she's cute in the movie too.
            Outside the movie, she's not

            Well, there's no accounting for taste

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous
    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      For me it's 1. Envy 2. Ramona 3. Who cares

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Envy anywhere but the bottom

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >newbie can't even greentext

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >gatekeeping nureddit

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Nothing wrong with his greentext

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              2/10 bait

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                What was wrong with it?

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >hecking greenorino

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >OMG YOU CAN MAKE IT GO GREEN? I’M NEVER RETURNING TO REDDIT NOW!

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            the greentext was just fine.
            in fact, it's the same exact context you're using it for, you fricking moron.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              >the greentext was just fine.
              awful bait

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >everyone who disagrees with me is baiting

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >newbie doesn't know how to greentext

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >NOOO YOU AREN'T WRITING THE GREEN MEMES EXACTLY HOW I WANT YOU TO!!!
                seethe, homosexual.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >greentext
                >meme

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                ohhh did i call your precious emerald typography a meme?
                sorry i don't take this site as seriously as you do, incel.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >implying

                you realize he's baiting, right?

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                I wasn't baiting at all. newbies will newbie.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yes, hence my one word reply.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                you do realize im counter baiting right?

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >

                you do realize im counter baiting right?


                you realize I'm jerking off right?

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                die painfully

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                who are you quoting?

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                this guy

                >newbie can't even greentext

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >implying

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Envy was the worst girl. The true ranking is 1. Ramona 2. Kim 3. Judy

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          best girl*

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          envy was the alpha female of the group
          PUTA was right to fear her

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Damn, she's had a lot of plastic surgery since then.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            did they?

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              sexoooooo

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      1) Kim
      2) Knives
      POWER GAP
      3) The rest

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Kim is cute in the comic but ugly in the movie. We're talking movie girls here.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          I think she's cute in the movie too.
          Outside the movie, she's not

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >ugly in the movie
          have sex moron.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      this, ramona was a bawd.
      as soon as scott found out she had so many exes, he should have let her fall to the wayside.
      she's an apathetic b***h.

  8. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I couldn't get past 15m.

    I did like the Brie Larson Metric song though.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      honestly a great song.

      this movie did ruin my taste in women for about 10 years tho.
      the only thing that fixed my brain was getting a gf who didnt look like one of the crazy bpd girls in the movie(turns out she's still a crazy bpd girl who ruined my life)

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Metric
      soulless government funded band. shit makes me want to hurl.

  9. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I cringed so hard my brain nearly collapsed.
    Maybe the most cringe sentence I've ever read

  10. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I liked it

  11. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    It ruined a whole generation of women into thinking it’s okay to be a distant bawd

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      What? Nobody watched this movie. It's targeted towards le reddit epic proto-soimen

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Amelie did that first, this just carried over the tradition

  12. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Why does it exist?
    So you can discover Metric.

  13. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    post the webm right now

  14. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's one of my favorite movies.

    Ciao, Knives.

  15. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I fell hard for a girl like this. Major social media following, sold nudes (apparently my gf has as well), does drugs, tattooed. not my type at all but thinking how badly I want to take her on cute amusement park dates hurt my heart. Hadn't felt love feeling that intensely since I was a teen. I have a girlfriend now but still think of that girl. Disgusting.

  16. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
  17. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    he had a catholic high school yellow gf that loved him for who he is and he goes for Ramona.
    wtf.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Reminder Knives plays a psycho killer henchwoman in Dark Matter who has a hate/tsundere relationship with one of the main characters and you can never tell if she wants to kill him, frick him, or both, and if so in what order. Also the show has prime Jodelle Fernand

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        shitty but fun show. the main actress was cute and hot. the android was best girl though.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          I liked the show. It was shitty in the same way that stargate was, with cheap sets and costumes and effects. But like stargate, it more than made it up in soul and inventiveness.
          >android was best girl though.
          Based, objectively the best opinion

  18. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    BPD AND ECSTACY
    SMOKES OUT OF A DIRTY BONG

  19. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    SHE SAW RAMONA FLOWERS
    AND FELT SO EMPOWERED

  20. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    The problem is that they cast Cera as an attractive dude (as Scott is in the comics)

  21. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    knives was a turbo cutie

  22. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    It was a different time.

  23. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wish it followed the comics more and showed just how much of a loser Scott really is

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I like how in the movie nega Scott shows up, and he's supposed to be the opposite of Scott, everything that Scott isn't, and Scott goes "he's actually a really nice guy!" Which in turn means Scott is an butthole.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      scotts a hipster butthole in the movie
      they removed how much of a hipster roastie Ramona is and shes practically just a cardboard cutout in the movie

  24. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    i dunno but he needs to stop eye ballin my waifu or im gonna throttle his pencil neck.

  25. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I would like to see a non soiboi version. Scott is a non-dork. He meets Ramona. He decides to frick the living shit out of her, and shames her into doing all sorts of freaky shit. Then after a month or so Scott gets rid of her and moves on with his life. That would be a good film.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      > I would like to see a non soiboi version. Scott is a non-dork.
      Scott IS a huge dork. He spends a day learning to play the final fantasy 2 theme on bass instead of going to work.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Non-dork moron.

  26. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Did your music video stop getting clicks or something? No one likes that song

  27. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Easily Edgar Wright's worst film. Why the frick would he follow up Hot Fuzz with THAT? I remember being invited to an early screening of it and I almost didn't go despite being a Spaced fan.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's not like Baby Driver or Last Night in Soho are up to the standard of Spaced, Shaun, and Hot Fuzz. I like those films, but he clearly peaked early in his career.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Holy crap I didn't realise Edgar Wangina made that. The trailer says it all. How old is he? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XgNrL4Kf7yU

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          He's 49. To be fair, Soho is the least "Edgar Wright" of his films. You can see he was trying to do something outside of his normal style. It just doesn't really stick the landing.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Hot Fuzz>World's End>Shaun>Spaced>Baby Driver>Soho>>>>>>>>>>>>>

        [...]

        Pilgrim

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          I like Spaced more than any of his films, honestly.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Same. Hot Fuzz is good too. Shaun is ok.

            The rest are shit.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              World's End is his peak
              pleb filtered

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Nah, the Gen-X MC is a good idea but the rest is shit and falls apart fast.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          for me it’s:
          >hot fuzz
          >scott pilgrim
          >shaun of the dead
          >baby driver
          >world’s end
          >(HUGE POWER GAP)
          >last night in soho

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Good taste

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          hot fuzz > shaun > scott >>> world > baby > soho

  28. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    because

  29. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Scott Pilgrim exists because the author understood its audience. Classic exploitation.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      It exists because it's another "uh actually you nerds are wrong for wanting hot girl who likes you in your media, now read my unfunny unfun deconstruction"

  30. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    It exists so you can watch it with a girlfriend who will cheat on you anyway..

  31. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    My dad likes this movie.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      go to bed

  32. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    "The Rise of the Gen X Manbaby". That would make a good thesis. It would explain Rian Johnson.

  33. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone, and I mean ANYONE who says that MEW is not the most attractive actress in this picture (and she is by a mile) deserves the ROPE.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Anyone, and I mean ANYONE who says that MEW is not the most attractive actress in this picture (and she is by a mile) deserves the ROPE.
      Anon... she's the ONLY actress in your picture!

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      she's hot, but her character in the movie annoys the frick out of me.

  34. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    L2/Have Fun

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      ell two slash Have fun

  35. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I married my MPDG

  36. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why does he want a girl with like seven ex boyfriends? The AIDS is practically airborne.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's pretty damn hard to get HIV from a woman while having penis-in-vegana sex. You need direct mixing of bodily fluids, which is much more likely with anal due to microtears in the colon and is really only a risk for the bottom if the top is pozzed.
      Ramona could still very well have AIDS because the guys she dated were pretty homosexual and at least one of them could have taken it up the shitter and then rawdogged Puta's butthole. Or, she coulda gone the other easy route to HIV - sharing needles, though theseadays she'd be more likely to get hep c. A majority of the early 2000s hipster girls that I went to high school with - the Ramona types - got addicted to heroin. Serves them right. You have no idea how many wannabe Mia Wallaces I knew back in the day who thought they were better than the scene kids because they listened to Rilo Kiley instead of Attack Attack and did heroin instead of adderall

  37. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because the comics were popular and were the new indie thing normies were obsessed with at the time (for like 20 minutes... which is pretty long in normie-time). And it came on the heels of Juno so Cera and indie shit looked like money making magic.
    I didn't like it, but at least they took a risk when making it as 80s nostalgia wasn't that big a draw yet.

  38. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    It’s an excellent film. One of my all time favourites. I imagine the endless seething it causes on here is because it portrays a man with a healthy and active social life who fricks attractive girls. When everyone else in 2010 was going out and having fun and going to gigs you were all sat in front of your computer complaining just like you’re doing now

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      2010 was unironically a much better time than now. Cynical zoomers will seethe at the hipster millenial scene but it still had a largely heterosexual undertone. Nowadays everything is cringe and gay.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Probably because they have no equivalent and never will. So you have the old men complaining because they missed out and the zoomers complaining because they have no conception of a social scene like that.

  39. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Scott in the comics is mister big dick self confident who is constantly lustes over
    >Cast Micheal Cera
    Did Wright ever explain why he did this?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Never expect a manchild to explain anything. He just is.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      this.
      it's like the shitskin they got to play flash in holland spiderman movies.
      there's no indimidation factor.
      and michael cera has zero presence of confidence.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Scott in the comics is mister big dick self confident
      >shitbag hipster whos bad at playing bass
      >literally takes him forever to choose a drink at a gas station

  40. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can't remember much of this movie. Did it have "le epic random" type of humor or not?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nope. That’s more a trait of later movies funnily enough.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not so much "le randumb xD *holds up spork*" as "le quirky nerd xD"

  41. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    The commentary track with Aubrey Plaza and Ana Kendrick was great

    Timestamp for the sex scene:

    ?t=1488

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      thanks for the 1488 time code

  42. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >was banned from spotify for a few months
      i still dont know why

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        You know absolutely why. Even the youtube comments have some peak level seethe

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why are incels so bad at making content

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        t. not like other girls

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        you sound like the exact demographic the video is talking about

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I need a source for bottom left girl on the thumbnail

  43. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    For whatever reason, the Gods decided the World needed canucks and here we are.

  44. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    i used to like it as a teen, can't stand it anymore.
    given it's based on some gay webcomic, it makes sense.
    same feeling as homestuck.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Scott Pilgrim was a full on print comic, not a webcomic.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        that's even worse.

  45. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    The comic better? I hated this movie because Michael Cera is a personality vacuum in almost every role he's in. Wasn't the original Scott supposed to be kind of cool, except oblivious to other people's feelings?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, and the comic is also more critical of Scott's manchild tendency and habit of editing his recollections so that he's never in the wrong even though he is consistently selfish and unthinking.

  46. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I just find MEW really really fricking cute in that movie.

  47. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    whats the plot? average geek falls in love with a roastie alt girl bawd and tries to win her heart?

  48. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    One of the really strange things about this is that it's a close friend's favorite movie. He loves every aspect of it. The weird bit is that he's in his sixties, used to work for the Smithsonian doing film conservation, and he collects all kinds of oddball French Cinema verite films on laserdisc and shit like that. Likes he's a legit kino aficionado and he still thinks Scott Pilgrim is outstanding.

  49. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    So for someone who has actually read the comics, is the main character chad or not?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      he's a live action shinji.
      so no, he isn't

  50. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    The cinematography was some of the best

  51. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >hot girl wet for the ugly nerd israelite
    It was always dumb

  52. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Top tier millennialkino, if you don't like it you don't have a sense for sarcasm which I have noticed among zoomers at my place of employment.

  53. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Release the Edgar cut

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >the directors cut adds in 500 more scenes of making ant man looks like a moron compared to everyone else

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I wonder what exactly the studio told him for him to walk out

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      The Hispanic character elevates this from flick to kino

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        if michael pena elevates your movie, it was shit to begin with

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      this guy [...]

      die painfully

      checked

  54. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    schizo goblin nightmare boy

  55. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    My group has a bad movie night where we watch shit through Syncplay. To this day, that's our most hated movie choice. Inglourious Basterds is second.

  56. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    how do you zoomers even breathe? Do you "cringe" when you look in the mirror?

  57. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    just a reminder this movie was a fricking flop that even normies hated it when it came out

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      no they didn't

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        yes they did
        >5. Scott Pilgrim vs. the World Opening Weekend $10,609,795
        >10. Scott Pilgrim vs. the World Second Weekend $5,201,970

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          it flopped but I don't recall people hating on it

  58. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    why do you exist

  59. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    One day in his room, My aspie friend endlessly replayed the part near the end where the MC beats a pile of bad guys with a sword and they explode into pixels. I think it got to the 7th time before I told him to stop being a fricking sperg.

  60. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Truest manic pixie dream girl

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