every emo and emo-adjacent teenage millenial scene was a legion of prostitutes and the simps who orbited them, growing up in that morass is half the reason there are so many 30+ virgins out there today
Best girls in the movie:
1) Envy Adams
2) Knives
3) Roxy (the lesbian ex)
4) Julie (Aubrey Plaza's character)
5) Stacey (Anna Kendrick's character)
POWER GAP
6) Ramona
this movie did ruin my taste in women for about 10 years tho.
the only thing that fixed my brain was getting a gf who didnt look like one of the crazy bpd girls in the movie(turns out she's still a crazy bpd girl who ruined my life)
I fell hard for a girl like this. Major social media following, sold nudes (apparently my gf has as well), does drugs, tattooed. not my type at all but thinking how badly I want to take her on cute amusement park dates hurt my heart. Hadn't felt love feeling that intensely since I was a teen. I have a girlfriend now but still think of that girl. Disgusting.
Reminder Knives plays a psycho killer henchwoman in Dark Matter who has a hate/tsundere relationship with one of the main characters and you can never tell if she wants to kill him, frick him, or both, and if so in what order. Also the show has prime Jodelle Fernand
I liked the show. It was shitty in the same way that stargate was, with cheap sets and costumes and effects. But like stargate, it more than made it up in soul and inventiveness. >android was best girl though.
Based, objectively the best opinion
I like how in the movie nega Scott shows up, and he's supposed to be the opposite of Scott, everything that Scott isn't, and Scott goes "he's actually a really nice guy!" Which in turn means Scott is an butthole.
I would like to see a non soiboi version. Scott is a non-dork. He meets Ramona. He decides to frick the living shit out of her, and shames her into doing all sorts of freaky shit. Then after a month or so Scott gets rid of her and moves on with his life. That would be a good film.
> I would like to see a non soiboi version. Scott is a non-dork.
Scott IS a huge dork. He spends a day learning to play the final fantasy 2 theme on bass instead of going to work.
Easily Edgar Wright's worst film. Why the frick would he follow up Hot Fuzz with THAT? I remember being invited to an early screening of it and I almost didn't go despite being a Spaced fan.
It's not like Baby Driver or Last Night in Soho are up to the standard of Spaced, Shaun, and Hot Fuzz. I like those films, but he clearly peaked early in his career.
He's 49. To be fair, Soho is the least "Edgar Wright" of his films. You can see he was trying to do something outside of his normal style. It just doesn't really stick the landing.
It exists because it's another "uh actually you nerds are wrong for wanting hot girl who likes you in your media, now read my unfunny unfun deconstruction"
>Anyone, and I mean ANYONE who says that MEW is not the most attractive actress in this picture (and she is by a mile) deserves the ROPE.
Anon... she's the ONLY actress in your picture!
It's pretty damn hard to get HIV from a woman while having penis-in-vegana sex. You need direct mixing of bodily fluids, which is much more likely with anal due to microtears in the colon and is really only a risk for the bottom if the top is pozzed.
Ramona could still very well have AIDS because the guys she dated were pretty homosexual and at least one of them could have taken it up the shitter and then rawdogged Puta's butthole. Or, she coulda gone the other easy route to HIV - sharing needles, though theseadays she'd be more likely to get hep c. A majority of the early 2000s hipster girls that I went to high school with - the Ramona types - got addicted to heroin. Serves them right. You have no idea how many wannabe Mia Wallaces I knew back in the day who thought they were better than the scene kids because they listened to Rilo Kiley instead of Attack Attack and did heroin instead of adderall
Because the comics were popular and were the new indie thing normies were obsessed with at the time (for like 20 minutes... which is pretty long in normie-time). And it came on the heels of Juno so Cera and indie shit looked like money making magic.
I didn't like it, but at least they took a risk when making it as 80s nostalgia wasn't that big a draw yet.
It’s an excellent film. One of my all time favourites. I imagine the endless seething it causes on here is because it portrays a man with a healthy and active social life who fricks attractive girls. When everyone else in 2010 was going out and having fun and going to gigs you were all sat in front of your computer complaining just like you’re doing now
2010 was unironically a much better time than now. Cynical zoomers will seethe at the hipster millenial scene but it still had a largely heterosexual undertone. Nowadays everything is cringe and gay.
Probably because they have no equivalent and never will. So you have the old men complaining because they missed out and the zoomers complaining because they have no conception of a social scene like that.
this.
it's like the shitskin they got to play flash in holland spiderman movies.
there's no indimidation factor.
and michael cera has zero presence of confidence.
>Scott in the comics is mister big dick self confident >shitbag hipster whos bad at playing bass >literally takes him forever to choose a drink at a gas station
The comic better? I hated this movie because Michael Cera is a personality vacuum in almost every role he's in. Wasn't the original Scott supposed to be kind of cool, except oblivious to other people's feelings?
Yeah, and the comic is also more critical of Scott's manchild tendency and habit of editing his recollections so that he's never in the wrong even though he is consistently selfish and unthinking.
One of the really strange things about this is that it's a close friend's favorite movie. He loves every aspect of it. The weird bit is that he's in his sixties, used to work for the Smithsonian doing film conservation, and he collects all kinds of oddball French Cinema verite films on laserdisc and shit like that. Likes he's a legit kino aficionado and he still thinks Scott Pilgrim is outstanding.
One day in his room, My aspie friend endlessly replayed the part near the end where the MC beats a pile of bad guys with a sword and they explode into pixels. I think it got to the 7th time before I told him to stop being a fricking sperg.
BPD AND ECSTASY
Ironic that the song was made by a male equivalent of a manic pixie dream girl
pics?
this dude
HE SAW RAMONA FLOWERS
AND FELT SO EMPOWERED
There is no reality where that is the male equivalent to a manic pixie dream girl. You're looking for Timothee Chalamet, or Harry Styles.
kek this is the ugliest thing ive seen in my life
Never looked in the mirror?
just did and thats still the ugliest thing ive seen
turn your monitor on
More like a nightmare.
CONCEITED WITH LOW SELF-ESTEEM
SHES A TEENAGE DREAM
IF YOU
Why do you?
every emo and emo-adjacent teenage millenial scene was a legion of prostitutes and the simps who orbited them, growing up in that morass is half the reason there are so many 30+ virgins out there today
I liked it.
It's like the movie equivalent of Mumford & Sons. Most people want to forget that it actually happened.
>people talk about it now more than the time it was out
Why does Mumford and Sons trigger troony homosexuals so much? Still seething that the banjo player said antifa was a terrorist organization?
>white artists
>banjo player
>antifa was a terrorist organization
kek, you answered your own question anon
I liked this movie. I am much more attractive than Michael Cera, which is why it gives me hope that I will hook up with a cute alt chick someday.
Are you trolling?
Best girls in the movie:
1) Envy Adams
2) Knives
3) Roxy (the lesbian ex)
4) Julie (Aubrey Plaza's character)
5) Stacey (Anna Kendrick's character)
POWER GAP
6) Ramona
How is Envy a best girl? She was ugly.
This homie a few apples short of a fruitcake
Based, except for your placement of Ramona. She's the midwit take.
I'd be interested in Envy's bottom
Amélie is femcel kino, she's a virgin until she had sex in the movie
Look I can understand being into drummer chicks, but the actress that plays Kim is just unfortunate looking
>Look I can understand being into drummer chicks, but the actress that plays Kim is just unfortunate looking
The same could be said about Brie.
not really
KYS simps.
Ew, I would never kiss a man
I'd kiss you anon
Lol
The actress who plays Kim is cute af. Not everyone likes the same generic look on every girl..
Well, there's no accounting for taste
For me it's 1. Envy 2. Ramona 3. Who cares
>Envy anywhere but the bottom
>newbie can't even greentext
>gatekeeping nureddit
Nothing wrong with his greentext
2/10 bait
What was wrong with it?
>hecking greenorino
>OMG YOU CAN MAKE IT GO GREEN? I’M NEVER RETURNING TO REDDIT NOW!
the greentext was just fine.
in fact, it's the same exact context you're using it for, you fricking moron.
>the greentext was just fine.
awful bait
>everyone who disagrees with me is baiting
>newbie doesn't know how to greentext
>NOOO YOU AREN'T WRITING THE GREEN MEMES EXACTLY HOW I WANT YOU TO!!!
seethe, homosexual.
>greentext
>meme
ohhh did i call your precious emerald typography a meme?
sorry i don't take this site as seriously as you do, incel.
you realize he's baiting, right?
I wasn't baiting at all. newbies will newbie.
Yes, hence my one word reply.
you do realize im counter baiting right?
>
you realize I'm jerking off right?
die painfully
who are you quoting?
this guy
>implying
Envy was the worst girl. The true ranking is 1. Ramona 2. Kim 3. Judy
best girl*
envy was the alpha female of the group
PUTA was right to fear her
Damn, she's had a lot of plastic surgery since then.
did they?
sexoooooo
1) Kim
2) Knives
POWER GAP
3) The rest
Kim is cute in the comic but ugly in the movie. We're talking movie girls here.
I think she's cute in the movie too.
Outside the movie, she's not
>ugly in the movie
have sex moron.
this, ramona was a bawd.
as soon as scott found out she had so many exes, he should have let her fall to the wayside.
she's an apathetic b***h.
I couldn't get past 15m.
I did like the Brie Larson Metric song though.
honestly a great song.
this movie did ruin my taste in women for about 10 years tho.
the only thing that fixed my brain was getting a gf who didnt look like one of the crazy bpd girls in the movie(turns out she's still a crazy bpd girl who ruined my life)
>Metric
soulless government funded band. shit makes me want to hurl.
>I cringed so hard my brain nearly collapsed.
Maybe the most cringe sentence I've ever read
I liked it
It ruined a whole generation of women into thinking it’s okay to be a distant bawd
What? Nobody watched this movie. It's targeted towards le reddit epic proto-soimen
Amelie did that first, this just carried over the tradition
>Why does it exist?
So you can discover Metric.
post the webm right now
It's one of my favorite movies.
Ciao, Knives.
I fell hard for a girl like this. Major social media following, sold nudes (apparently my gf has as well), does drugs, tattooed. not my type at all but thinking how badly I want to take her on cute amusement park dates hurt my heart. Hadn't felt love feeling that intensely since I was a teen. I have a girlfriend now but still think of that girl. Disgusting.
he had a catholic high school yellow gf that loved him for who he is and he goes for Ramona.
wtf.
Reminder Knives plays a psycho killer henchwoman in Dark Matter who has a hate/tsundere relationship with one of the main characters and you can never tell if she wants to kill him, frick him, or both, and if so in what order. Also the show has prime Jodelle Fernand
shitty but fun show. the main actress was cute and hot. the android was best girl though.
I liked the show. It was shitty in the same way that stargate was, with cheap sets and costumes and effects. But like stargate, it more than made it up in soul and inventiveness.
>android was best girl though.
Based, objectively the best opinion
BPD AND ECSTACY
SMOKES OUT OF A DIRTY BONG
SHE SAW RAMONA FLOWERS
AND FELT SO EMPOWERED
The problem is that they cast Cera as an attractive dude (as Scott is in the comics)
knives was a turbo cutie
It was a different time.
Wish it followed the comics more and showed just how much of a loser Scott really is
I like how in the movie nega Scott shows up, and he's supposed to be the opposite of Scott, everything that Scott isn't, and Scott goes "he's actually a really nice guy!" Which in turn means Scott is an butthole.
scotts a hipster butthole in the movie
they removed how much of a hipster roastie Ramona is and shes practically just a cardboard cutout in the movie
i dunno but he needs to stop eye ballin my waifu or im gonna throttle his pencil neck.
I would like to see a non soiboi version. Scott is a non-dork. He meets Ramona. He decides to frick the living shit out of her, and shames her into doing all sorts of freaky shit. Then after a month or so Scott gets rid of her and moves on with his life. That would be a good film.
> I would like to see a non soiboi version. Scott is a non-dork.
Scott IS a huge dork. He spends a day learning to play the final fantasy 2 theme on bass instead of going to work.
Non-dork moron.
Did your music video stop getting clicks or something? No one likes that song
Easily Edgar Wright's worst film. Why the frick would he follow up Hot Fuzz with THAT? I remember being invited to an early screening of it and I almost didn't go despite being a Spaced fan.
It's not like Baby Driver or Last Night in Soho are up to the standard of Spaced, Shaun, and Hot Fuzz. I like those films, but he clearly peaked early in his career.
Holy crap I didn't realise Edgar Wangina made that. The trailer says it all. How old is he? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XgNrL4Kf7yU
He's 49. To be fair, Soho is the least "Edgar Wright" of his films. You can see he was trying to do something outside of his normal style. It just doesn't really stick the landing.
Hot Fuzz>World's End>Shaun>Spaced>Baby Driver>Soho>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Pilgrim
I like Spaced more than any of his films, honestly.
Same. Hot Fuzz is good too. Shaun is ok.
The rest are shit.
World's End is his peak
pleb filtered
Nah, the Gen-X MC is a good idea but the rest is shit and falls apart fast.
for me it’s:
>hot fuzz
>scott pilgrim
>shaun of the dead
>baby driver
>world’s end
>(HUGE POWER GAP)
>last night in soho
Good taste
hot fuzz > shaun > scott >>> world > baby > soho
because
Scott Pilgrim exists because the author understood its audience. Classic exploitation.
It exists because it's another "uh actually you nerds are wrong for wanting hot girl who likes you in your media, now read my unfunny unfun deconstruction"
It exists so you can watch it with a girlfriend who will cheat on you anyway..
My dad likes this movie.
go to bed
"The Rise of the Gen X Manbaby". That would make a good thesis. It would explain Rian Johnson.
Anyone, and I mean ANYONE who says that MEW is not the most attractive actress in this picture (and she is by a mile) deserves the ROPE.
>Anyone, and I mean ANYONE who says that MEW is not the most attractive actress in this picture (and she is by a mile) deserves the ROPE.
Anon... she's the ONLY actress in your picture!
she's hot, but her character in the movie annoys the frick out of me.
L2/Have Fun
ell two slash Have fun
I married my MPDG
Why does he want a girl with like seven ex boyfriends? The AIDS is practically airborne.
It's pretty damn hard to get HIV from a woman while having penis-in-vegana sex. You need direct mixing of bodily fluids, which is much more likely with anal due to microtears in the colon and is really only a risk for the bottom if the top is pozzed.
Ramona could still very well have AIDS because the guys she dated were pretty homosexual and at least one of them could have taken it up the shitter and then rawdogged Puta's butthole. Or, she coulda gone the other easy route to HIV - sharing needles, though theseadays she'd be more likely to get hep c. A majority of the early 2000s hipster girls that I went to high school with - the Ramona types - got addicted to heroin. Serves them right. You have no idea how many wannabe Mia Wallaces I knew back in the day who thought they were better than the scene kids because they listened to Rilo Kiley instead of Attack Attack and did heroin instead of adderall
Because the comics were popular and were the new indie thing normies were obsessed with at the time (for like 20 minutes... which is pretty long in normie-time). And it came on the heels of Juno so Cera and indie shit looked like money making magic.
I didn't like it, but at least they took a risk when making it as 80s nostalgia wasn't that big a draw yet.
It’s an excellent film. One of my all time favourites. I imagine the endless seething it causes on here is because it portrays a man with a healthy and active social life who fricks attractive girls. When everyone else in 2010 was going out and having fun and going to gigs you were all sat in front of your computer complaining just like you’re doing now
2010 was unironically a much better time than now. Cynical zoomers will seethe at the hipster millenial scene but it still had a largely heterosexual undertone. Nowadays everything is cringe and gay.
Probably because they have no equivalent and never will. So you have the old men complaining because they missed out and the zoomers complaining because they have no conception of a social scene like that.
>Scott in the comics is mister big dick self confident who is constantly lustes over
>Cast Micheal Cera
Did Wright ever explain why he did this?
Never expect a manchild to explain anything. He just is.
this.
it's like the shitskin they got to play flash in holland spiderman movies.
there's no indimidation factor.
and michael cera has zero presence of confidence.
>Scott in the comics is mister big dick self confident
>shitbag hipster whos bad at playing bass
>literally takes him forever to choose a drink at a gas station
Can't remember much of this movie. Did it have "le epic random" type of humor or not?
Nope. That’s more a trait of later movies funnily enough.
Not so much "le randumb xD *holds up spork*" as "le quirky nerd xD"
The commentary track with Aubrey Plaza and Ana Kendrick was great
Timestamp for the sex scene:
?t=1488
thanks for the 1488 time code
>was banned from spotify for a few months
i still dont know why
You know absolutely why. Even the youtube comments have some peak level seethe
Why are incels so bad at making content
t. not like other girls
you sound like the exact demographic the video is talking about
I need a source for bottom left girl on the thumbnail
For whatever reason, the Gods decided the World needed canucks and here we are.
i used to like it as a teen, can't stand it anymore.
given it's based on some gay webcomic, it makes sense.
same feeling as homestuck.
Scott Pilgrim was a full on print comic, not a webcomic.
that's even worse.
The comic better? I hated this movie because Michael Cera is a personality vacuum in almost every role he's in. Wasn't the original Scott supposed to be kind of cool, except oblivious to other people's feelings?
Yeah, and the comic is also more critical of Scott's manchild tendency and habit of editing his recollections so that he's never in the wrong even though he is consistently selfish and unthinking.
I just find MEW really really fricking cute in that movie.
whats the plot? average geek falls in love with a roastie alt girl bawd and tries to win her heart?
One of the really strange things about this is that it's a close friend's favorite movie. He loves every aspect of it. The weird bit is that he's in his sixties, used to work for the Smithsonian doing film conservation, and he collects all kinds of oddball French Cinema verite films on laserdisc and shit like that. Likes he's a legit kino aficionado and he still thinks Scott Pilgrim is outstanding.
So for someone who has actually read the comics, is the main character chad or not?
he's a live action shinji.
so no, he isn't
The cinematography was some of the best
>hot girl wet for the ugly nerd israelite
It was always dumb
Top tier millennialkino, if you don't like it you don't have a sense for sarcasm which I have noticed among zoomers at my place of employment.
Release the Edgar cut
>the directors cut adds in 500 more scenes of making ant man looks like a moron compared to everyone else
I wonder what exactly the studio told him for him to walk out
The Hispanic character elevates this from flick to kino
if michael pena elevates your movie, it was shit to begin with
checked
schizo goblin nightmare boy
My group has a bad movie night where we watch shit through Syncplay. To this day, that's our most hated movie choice. Inglourious Basterds is second.
how do you zoomers even breathe? Do you "cringe" when you look in the mirror?
just a reminder this movie was a fricking flop that even normies hated it when it came out
no they didn't
yes they did
>5. Scott Pilgrim vs. the World Opening Weekend $10,609,795
>10. Scott Pilgrim vs. the World Second Weekend $5,201,970
it flopped but I don't recall people hating on it
why do you exist
One day in his room, My aspie friend endlessly replayed the part near the end where the MC beats a pile of bad guys with a sword and they explode into pixels. I think it got to the 7th time before I told him to stop being a fricking sperg.
Truest manic pixie dream girl