He’s trying to make it sound like the bad cgi is supposed to be Speed Force distortion, in reality he’s just trying to do damage control cause actually making any amount of this effort for this shitshow of a movie would have ballooned the budget even more than it’s already ballooned
BUT WHY did they allow a TV Show director to direct a movie?
More money is suppose to bring in the talent, it never said anything about fixing a talentless hack that's used to directing for crappy TV Shows. Even Genddy Tartakovsky can direct a better movie than the absolute cesspit that are live action TV Show people. Animated shows people actually know their shit.
>I was doing it wrong on purpose, as a joke
Why is the media industry the only place that uses that excuse? You don't see people saying that after sex or dinner
There's no way WB crapped out all of this in a long movie for that little. They are the worst studio for getting bang for their buck.
This probably cost at least as much as Infinity War once it was all finished.
It still has nothing on the last Harry Potter movie. Dumdledore and Grindelwald finally fight in a completely featureless white mist where they're cut off from the rest of the world and just do that beam-pushing thing that Voldemort and Harry always did. Because they just couldn't be arsed to do any choreography or CGI more than two people for the final battle.
Kind of ridiculous when the franchise already had a Dumbledore fight that was pretty much the only time a wizard fight got interesting in the movies. Or anywhere in the series, I guess. It's not a stupendous scene, but it's something.
Yeah even that had the stupid fricking beam-pushing shit before they start doing stuff like they do in the books. Say what you want about Rowling's writing, she at least managed to write better wizard duels than the movies managed. Which is fricking ridiculous with the amount of professional choreographers they had.
no she's just got a really fricking moronic cape that's skinny as frick on top so it doesn't cover her shoulders or arms and then gets ridiculously wide on the bottom. It's like a fricking dorito.
There isn't a slit, the cape just doesn't cover the back of her arms. Look at the right arm and you'll see that only the outside of the arm is red and the rest is blue. On the left you see a bit of the blue peek through between the outside of the arm and the cape that only starts near her back, making it look like it's clipping through the cape because the cape's red is blending into the red of the arm.
It's just a really fricking shitty suit design. The playstation graphics are reserved for all the background noise.
Gotta be honest, the more we saw of the Flash Bat suit, the more I actually began to like how it looked. Maybe saw down the ears a bit more, but it looks semi-tacticool in a sense.
how else do you think you would show their point of view moron. They move really fricking fast and everything else doesnt stupid Black person, this is what it would look like to them
How would that even work irl? Because the way it's depicted was, he was moving at a relatively normal speed, but everything around him was in super slomotion, or completely still. Makes sense if you argue that that's how he experienced it and it was done to help the audience comprehend what happened in those couple seconds where the explosion took place
But if i remember correctly quicksilver himself didn't move at the same speed all the time, there were moments where he stood more or less completely still, and there were moments where moved so fast where he was just a blur while his surroundings didn't change in speed at all
>but everything around him was in super slomotion, or completely still
That's ultimately what they wanted to convey, forgetting what these characters's actual super powers are.
That crazed shaking, the inhuman and nightmarish grimace that is Ezra attempting to smile, and the woman in the background practicing roaring death metal all are key features of the scene.
That crazed shaking, the inhuman and nightmarish grimace that is Ezra attempting to smile, and the woman in the background practicing roaring death metal all are key features of the scene.
and the fact that despite it being in reverse, it still works.
>kidnaps, trafficks, grooms, and brainwashes your children >stands off against police in body armor and firearms >runs a cult >chokes women >gets charged with second-degree assault >breaks into your house >gets paid $4 million and will keep his role
I don't know if this dude is based or not.
>kidnaps, trafficks, grooms, and brainwashes your children
didn't happen >stands off against police in body armor and firearms
didn't happen >runs a cult
someone claimed this in a tabloid, no confirmation of it happening >chokes women
if the 7 second troll video from 2020 counts as regularly "choking women" sure >gets charged with second-degree assault
his only charge is disorderly conduct in Hawaii and misdemeanor trespassing in Vermont >breaks into your house
the house he broke into was a family friends/neighbors who he regularly went to in the past, guy left his door open often and Ezra went in through an unlocked door to borrow wine
there's no way you believe this shit Anon. he was filming Flash reshoots when dumbasses were claiming he was on the run from the FBI ffs.
Here's the database for Hawaii's state police/court records: https://www.courts.state.hi.us/legal_references/records/jims_system_availability
Anyone can access the records, feel free to search Ezra Miller and tell us where in there do you see anything beyond the "disorderly conduct in Hawaii" I already mentioned?
>No One 'Can Play That Character as Well as They Did'
Yeah, because others would've played Barry better, AND could've potentially LOOKED more like Barry Allen.
Better still, other people would've been more willing train for the role by running track or some shit.
Do you think WB might be slightly panicking that not even their golden goose Batman saved this atrocity of a movie
Nevermind that it was one of the most beloved Batman portrayals in pop culture
Fricking irony is that Quantumania undermined Phase 4, but GotG 3 outperformed expectations. And that is not counting Spiderverse, which has been a win for both Marvel and Sony
This. Rule of thumb, if people shit on DC, you can bet a Marveldrone is behind it.
This shit has a B cinemascore. Same as BvS and Ant Man 3.
Its worldwide opening will be less/slightly more than what spiderverse made domestically.
It's fricking over.
WTF are you talking about, after Birdman he did Spotlight with won two Oscars, then did the Founder, he was the villain in Spider-man movie, starred in Dopesick and is currently filming Beetlejuice sequel. He’s doing great for a 71 year old guy whose only notable appearances in the decade prior to Birdman were doing voices for few popular animated movies and he wasn’t even the lead in those.
This film has a budget of 190 million US dollars...
it's been reported as at least 220 million just this week
even adjusting for inflation and counting the aborted first shoot, the Cleopatra budget comes in under 350 million
and Cleopatra looks great! it's absolute fricking trash but every set, every prop, every matte, every costume is gorgeous, it uses thousands of extras, it is spectacular despite being just terrible to watch
Ezra is fricking terrible and the tonal dissonance of it being all cartoonish and trying to be goofy while also having the main theme be some defeatist "just give up and let them all die, it's fate" bullshit was pretty bad but it was still a better multiverse movie than Doctor Strange's.
Just want to point out that the Guardians of the Galaxy game did it too and it was so hamfisted that the scene of Starlord learning to let go had Don't Fear the Reaper playing.
genuinely what the frick is happening in this webm, holy shit
it's like a fricking video game cinematic where all the characters in it are glitching out and doing the wrong animations
That whole scene is nothing but moments from the Snydercut.
I almost suspect that the whole thing looks shitty because it was a late addition to try and pander to Snyder's fanboys to see if that will increase the box office.
For the longest time WB was stubborn about the theatrical cut being the canonical version.
I think the goofy as hell controversy during Black Adam release broke them.
What am i talking about is that WB and The Rock tried to pander to Snyder fans really hard, but would frick up really easy things.
In one of the trailers they showed Joss Whedon's goofy looking Steppenwolf and that trailer was so hated that The Rock personally posted a new one without the scene.
Then the much hyped Henry Cavill's cameo at the end had John William's classic Superman theme instead of the one made by Hans Zimmer for Man of Steel. So fanboys started complaining about The Rock trying to do the exact same thing Whedon did and that Black Adam was "Jossverse".
The thing is... people say shit like that a movie with Superman and Batman together should make such and such, or a movie with Shazam and Black Adam would easily make such and such.
Now this movie literally have all the hypest versions of Supermen and Batmen together in a single movie. This then should have easily done gazilion dollars. What will be the cope?
>Have rights to do the things the consoomer begs you to do >Do it poorly >Get diminishing returns in every movie this side of Batman v superman >Surprised Pikachu
Don't worry, surely booster gold and taco taco burrito burrito blue beetle will save DC.
11 months ago
Anonymous
>every movie this side of Batman v superman
like the first wonder woman or aquaman
11 months ago
Anonymous
>Wonder woman 1984
11 months ago
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oh was wonder woman 1984 the first wonder woman movie? I guess I didn't know that because I'm not a fricking moronic DC fan.
11 months ago
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>They keep burning the fans and get surprised when the sequels and tie on movies eat shit >W...w...well what about le movie 1!
Thank You! I don't know why everyone wants to write it off before it's even out. It's a FUN DC movie which is a breath of fresh air after the endless string of dark and gritty garbage we usually get.
Most confusing cameo in this movie was Teddy Sears appearing as Jay Garrick (when it was merely a mantle he ursurped as he was the villain) but not John Wesley Shipp or Grant Gustin as Jay or The Flash.
I like to think it's actually Zoom. This is my headcanon because it makes everything funnier. >actual serial killer running around masquerading as a hero to crush people's hope is portrayed as a cutesy and endearing cameo by The Flash movie
It slightly increases my enjoyment of this slop because I'll take my entertainment where I can get it.
I like to think it's actually Zoom. This is my headcanon because it makes everything funnier. >actual serial killer running around masquerading as a hero to crush people's hope is portrayed as a cutesy and endearing cameo by The Flash movie
It slightly increases my enjoyment of this slop because I'll take my entertainment where I can get it.
It also implies that he's the Flash of the Earth of George Reeves Superman. >The real Jay Garrick of that Earth is dead and that really was Zoom.
Thats been a complaint for years, anon. And frankly, outside of specific use cases, I agree.
If movies can CGI dead actors back onscreen, that incentivizes to treat live action IPs like comic books do their characters. The year is 2147, and Sean Connery is still James Bond. Thats just how James Bond looks, has always looked, and always will look. Iron Man has returned in the latest Marvel trilogy, and he has Robert Downey Jrs face and voice because thats just who iron man is. Etc.
And its only one step beyond that to have digital actors that were never alive. We have made a composite of the last 5 actors to play Superman, this is now the canonical face of Superman and we can use it forever because we own it.
>george reeves killed himself because he couldn't find any actual acting work since everyone just associated him with superman >use digital necromancy to revive him on the anniversary of his death
what were they fricking thinking
>190 million US dollars
The ironic part is that's worth more than my life. Like if I was kidnapped at gun point and told a million dollars or I die. I would die.
congratulations, anon, you finally understand marxism. You work a whole day of labor to buy one metal fitting for something you need, and you spent all the work day making 10,000 of those same fittings. If I saved $40,000 a year from the leftover unused extra salary of some high-paying tech job, and saved that from ages 35-60, that's 25 years and I would have honestly and without exploitation have earned a million dollars in savings. I would earnestly be a millionaire on my own worth. And then you see capitalists wasting tens or hundreds of times that amount of money on projects like this. We need to burn the whole entire system down. Capitalism has to die or it will kill us within a hundred years. We are wrestling a foe we do not actually see as a living enemy, and it is winning. If we don't cure ourselves of the disease of capitalism, we will be dead within the century.
These multiverse movies are like kids playing with action figures. It's like, okay, NOW THIS GUY IS FIGHTING IS THIS GUY, GO! There's no apparent reason they're in a conflict.There's no acting. I don't like it.
>Early audience PostTrak exits from Comscore/Screen Engine for The Flash shows 4 stars for general audiences and a 60% recommend and 3 1/2 for kids under 12 and 57% recommend. Remember Thursday night due to fans always has better, skewed exits.
Quantumania got about the same recommend percentage and barely got 2x legs.
Flash is gonna bomb so hard.
this game is literally the gollum game of films this year
it even has the disingenuous "NOOOO IT'S ACTUALLY GOOD WATCH IT 4 URSELF" shitposters shilling it
Feels like kind of a waste that the attack on the hospital and the chase scene was caused by "Falcone's kid" (presumably Alberto) and not a recognizable Batman villain like Scarecrow or Riddler.
I did, especially after the whole Eric Stoltz vs Michael J Fox bit. Movie was corny shit that could've been a CW episode instead, but little things like that and Supergirl's reaction to baby Kal'el not surviving Zod's experiment were memorable at least.
The thing that really gets me is how this movie was in development hell for the better part of a decade and WB had ample reasoning and opportunity to just cut their losses and cancel it.
But they doubled, tripled and quadrupled down on it and this is the result. This is what they absolutely had to get out for the public to see. This was their big investment that was absolutely going to make back the budget inflated from years of rewrites, recasts and reshoots.
It's like the superhero equivalent of Food Fight.
Every time they rewrote the movie, a bunch of CGI work probably had to get thrown out. How many millions of dollars and man-hours of animators time went directly into the garbage.
That's not how it works, CGI work doesn't start until principal photography begins, and no iteration of a Flash movie began principal photography until this one came around. All others remained in pre-pre-pre production hell.
The executives seriously didn't understand that this person is a high level sociopath that goes out and causes cringe chaos for enjoyment. Most people would 100% know he's mentally ill after talking to him for 10 minutes.
The obvious joke would be that he was just like them.
Really though when you look at his resume to do wonder why he is considered famous at all. He's been in like two movies and both were not really big. When you look up more it seems like he's more of a party girl, he just changed around hollywood doing tricks at parties for famous people.
he has two sisters who weren't forced into show business at all. it was only when his homosexual ass was born that the choice was made by his mother to try and mold some globalhomosexual mouthpiece actor. they basically raised a sacrificial lamb for slaughter
Apparently this scene wasn't actually in the script, they just happened to have the camera turned on Ezra one day off-set and then they added the special effects in to the random footage
I hate to think that could happen. As much as I generally disliked the DCEU, I thought Aquaman was pretty epic. But the recent budget cuts and the legal trouble is bound to bleed in Aquaman 2.
Aquaman was epic under Snyder. WBD has other plans for the character.
11 months ago
Anonymous
>WBD has other plans for the character.
A fish fricking drunk is what REAL DC fans have always wanted. That and him to be white with blonde hair but we'll have to wait for Gunn's amazing DCU reboot for that.
11 months ago
Anonymous
Aquaman isn't even consistent under Snyder.
How he hasn't been black listed is beyond me.
11 months ago
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>Aquaman isn't even consistent under Snyder.
?????
11 months ago
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>How he hasn't been black listed is beyond me.
probably because people who aren't pathetic DC fans desperately looking for a scapegoat because they can't fact the reality that their movies are shit and always have been actually enjoys his movies.
11 months ago
Anonymous
I giggled as a moron when Snyder name was brought up twice during the Oscars during a presentation that was obviously tailor made to appease Kevin Feige.
11 months ago
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I still can't believe we got a movie with characterisation so incredibly bad that it spawned theories about different scenes taking place in different parallel universes from people trying to defend it. I was rooting for it, too, all because I loved the Dawn of The Dead remake. What a fricking mistake.
11 months ago
Anonymous
The success of Aquaman (the movie) was mainly due to James Wan and not just Snyder. I have my hopes for Aquaman 2 because of Wan's involvement.
11 months ago
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>I have my hopes for Aquaman 2 because of Wan's involvement. >I have my hopes for Wonder Woman 2 because of Patty's involvement. >I have my hopes for Suicide Squad 2 because of Gunn's involvement.
I have my hopes for Shazam 2 because of Sandberg's involvement.
never gonna learn
11 months ago
Anonymous
You got me there. Aquaman 2 is going up against A LOT
Before release: The Flash is looking to make $140M opening week.
After previews: The Flash is looking to make $70M opening week.
After Friday: The Flash is looking to make less than $60M opening weekend.
look, I guarantee you the movie is areal good time.
don't pay money for it but every should watch it. the cgi is really bad but some scenes are alright it. it has a few decent gags and the cameos are both cool and cringe at the same time.
pirate it whenever it hits streaming services.
Never got the "I pay to see the movie because I have money" crowd. I mean, what's the flex? That you have $50 to your name? If anything that's a red flag.
is really the film that bad or you guys are mental illness people impersonating other mental illness people in pepsi vs cocacola war about mental illness?
>It was supposed to be bad.
Why tho?
He’s trying to make it sound like the bad cgi is supposed to be Speed Force distortion, in reality he’s just trying to do damage control cause actually making any amount of this effort for this shitshow of a movie would have ballooned the budget even more than it’s already ballooned
"It's an emulation of Flash's cocaine-addled mind"
Remember where you are, troony selfinsertgay
>I was only pretending to be moronic
It’s completely ogre for him
>remember when your movie had shitty CGI?
>IT WAS ME BARRY
>it's real
HOLY SHIT
>merely pretending to waste millions of dollars
Wtf
So why did it cost 190 million dollars then?
Worst damage control I've ever heard
BUT WHY did they allow a TV Show director to direct a movie?
More money is suppose to bring in the talent, it never said anything about fixing a talentless hack that's used to directing for crappy TV Shows. Even Genddy Tartakovsky can direct a better movie than the absolute cesspit that are live action TV Show people. Animated shows people actually know their shit.
The Russos were tv directors
because Muschietti did IT 1 and 2 and will now do Batman Brave and the Bold
>Man of Steel
>Batman v Superman
>Flash
How does DCEU continue to put out the best comedies?
Look when you shit your pants. Its better to do it on purpose over intentional.
>I was doing it wrong on purpose, as a joke
Why is the media industry the only place that uses that excuse? You don't see people saying that after sex or dinner
Because the media industry's elite uses that excuse after sex and dinner
There's no way WB crapped out all of this in a long movie for that little. They are the worst studio for getting bang for their buck.
This probably cost at least as much as Infinity War once it was all finished.
Just how many orbital camera shots does this movie contain!?!??
god damn I am glad I stopped watching movies a decade ago
Just have the camera fly into the supergirls head and begin the fps mission
i kind of want to have sex with supergirl
She was pretty hot in this, too bad there was no wrestling with Faora in that fight.
This is literally a cinematic to gameplay cinemaric
>This is literally a cinematic to gameplay transition*
I was waiting for the GUI to show up
I dunno what you're all talking about this is amazing for 2004 CGI.
lmao at the battle taking place in a featureless void
It still has nothing on the last Harry Potter movie. Dumdledore and Grindelwald finally fight in a completely featureless white mist where they're cut off from the rest of the world and just do that beam-pushing thing that Voldemort and Harry always did. Because they just couldn't be arsed to do any choreography or CGI more than two people for the final battle.
Kind of ridiculous when the franchise already had a Dumbledore fight that was pretty much the only time a wizard fight got interesting in the movies. Or anywhere in the series, I guess. It's not a stupendous scene, but it's something.
Yeah even that had the stupid fricking beam-pushing shit before they start doing stuff like they do in the books. Say what you want about Rowling's writing, she at least managed to write better wizard duels than the movies managed. Which is fricking ridiculous with the amount of professional choreographers they had.
HER FRICKING SHOULDER CLIPS THROUGH HER CAPE LMAO
no she's just got a really fricking moronic cape that's skinny as frick on top so it doesn't cover her shoulders or arms and then gets ridiculously wide on the bottom. It's like a fricking dorito.
No, unless there's a stupid intentional slit in your cape for her left tricep it's just clipping.
There isn't a slit, the cape just doesn't cover the back of her arms. Look at the right arm and you'll see that only the outside of the arm is red and the rest is blue. On the left you see a bit of the blue peek through between the outside of the arm and the cape that only starts near her back, making it look like it's clipping through the cape because the cape's red is blending into the red of the arm.
It's just a really fricking shitty suit design. The playstation graphics are reserved for all the background noise.
I want to frick Kara and repopulate her race
why did they set their major film fight on a minecraft superflat world
It literally looks like a video game cinematic-to-gameplay transition, how pathetic. Would see her get railed tho
The critics were all wrong. Cape movies truly are cinema
This is the first time I've seen a clip of a superhero movie and actually thought of Spy Kids.
I'd honestly only ever watch it
-With friends so we can laugh at it
-So that I can mind rape super girl
-To see how far capeshit has fallen
I need Sasha Calle. I'm going insane knowing that I can't have hot steamy sex with my love in her skintight shiny Supergirl costume.
Gotta be honest, the more we saw of the Flash Bat suit, the more I actually began to like how it looked. Maybe saw down the ears a bit more, but it looks semi-tacticool in a sense.
Remember, this is the studio that spent a hundred million twenty years ago making a Catwoman movie with basically no sfx.
I fricking hate that they keep trying to replicate that one scene of Quicksilver from Days of Future's Past for speedsters
What else is a Speeda gonna do?
he means is the same style, he is saving everyone meanwhile he takes a break
Poor DC is always second to the party.
It'll never be topped. They "tried" with Apocalypse but it wasn't as good.
>second
how else do you think you would show their point of view moron. They move really fricking fast and everything else doesnt stupid Black person, this is what it would look like to them
You have about as much imagination as the hacks that made this shit
Care to imagine something better?
How would that even work irl? Because the way it's depicted was, he was moving at a relatively normal speed, but everything around him was in super slomotion, or completely still. Makes sense if you argue that that's how he experienced it and it was done to help the audience comprehend what happened in those couple seconds where the explosion took place
But if i remember correctly quicksilver himself didn't move at the same speed all the time, there were moments where he stood more or less completely still, and there were moments where moved so fast where he was just a blur while his surroundings didn't change in speed at all
He can presumably adjust his speed further than the "background slow-mo" level
>but everything around him was in super slomotion, or completely still
That's ultimately what they wanted to convey, forgetting what these characters's actual super powers are.
the best/worst part is the whimsical early-2000s-bargain-bin-family-movie soundtrack
Why does Flash act like Plastic Man?
>IT WAS ME BARRY
its the crazed shaking that makes this
That crazed shaking, the inhuman and nightmarish grimace that is Ezra attempting to smile, and the woman in the background practicing roaring death metal all are key features of the scene.
and the fact that despite it being in reverse, it still works.
>Knuckles.webm
I know it's in reverse but how and why the frick did WB look at this and not think it would be easily exploited thanks to Ezra's shenanigans?
normal people who aren't chronically online don't view movies through the lens of tabloid gossip
The only people going to see this shit are chronically online DC drones. The general public has rejected it.
The average person is chronically online these days though
in america maybe, not other countries
>Ezra every night at the WB execs houses
God damn it, you beat me to it.
~~*Miller*~~ in his natural state.
How do you poorly act eating a burrito? How do you poorly direct someone eating a burrito?
>kidnaps, trafficks, grooms, and brainwashes your children
>stands off against police in body armor and firearms
>runs a cult
>chokes women
>gets charged with second-degree assault
>breaks into your house
>gets paid $4 million and will keep his role
I don't know if this dude is based or not.
>kidnaps, trafficks, grooms, and brainwashes your children
didn't happen
>stands off against police in body armor and firearms
didn't happen
>runs a cult
someone claimed this in a tabloid, no confirmation of it happening
>chokes women
if the 7 second troll video from 2020 counts as regularly "choking women" sure
>gets charged with second-degree assault
his only charge is disorderly conduct in Hawaii and misdemeanor trespassing in Vermont
>breaks into your house
the house he broke into was a family friends/neighbors who he regularly went to in the past, guy left his door open often and Ezra went in through an unlocked door to borrow wine
there's no way you believe this shit Anon. he was filming Flash reshoots when dumbasses were claiming he was on the run from the FBI ffs.
does he have you on retainer?
don't get paid, defending the truth is rewarding enough
ok fine tell whoever is paying you tell the truth to pay me as well i love telling the truth
hey can you ask your employer, or whoever's paying you to pay me as well i too like money and have no dignity
Those, uh, those arent the incidents he's talking about. Ezra makes makes Andy Dick look stable and law abiding
All of it happened and there's absolutely even more heinous shit that WB managed to cover up.
Where's the proof all of it happened?
Hawaii police records, for one.
Here's the database for Hawaii's state police/court records: https://www.courts.state.hi.us/legal_references/records/jims_system_availability
Anyone can access the records, feel free to search Ezra Miller and tell us where in there do you see anything beyond the "disorderly conduct in Hawaii" I already mentioned?
, trafficks, grooms, and brainwashes your children
I havent heard about the trafficking part. We talking moving and selling minors or just moving them to another seller?
>No One 'Can Play That Character as Well as They Did'
Yeah, because others would've played Barry better, AND could've potentially LOOKED more like Barry Allen.
Better still, other people would've been more willing train for the role by running track or some shit.
>No one else could play Barry better
Idk about that, Barry delivered a great performance every week.
woof
The New York Times tried to give it a good review and the reader responses tore the shit out of them and Ezra.
It's shills dude, this movie was better than no way home.
This. Rule of thumb, if people shit on DC, you can bet a Marveldrone is behind it.
Or, and just hear me out here, the movie is legitimately awful and people don’t want to defend a bad movie
>shill doesn't know what "shills" mean
that's the thing with pajeet, they are cheap but too easy to spot.
is this also shills?
Do you think WB might be slightly panicking that not even their golden goose Batman saved this atrocity of a movie
Nevermind that it was one of the most beloved Batman portrayals in pop culture
Fricking irony is that Quantumania undermined Phase 4, but GotG 3 outperformed expectations. And that is not counting Spiderverse, which has been a win for both Marvel and Sony
DC really just cant win, can they?
D(isgra)C(e)
this movie looks like trash mcu is trash I only watch what tim burton snyder and nolan make
Oh the ironing
Rotten Tomatoes is owned by WB you moron
This shit has a B cinemascore. Same as BvS and Ant Man 3.
Its worldwide opening will be less/slightly more than what spiderverse made domestically.
It's fricking over.
80% of it went straight into the actors' pockets, especially Michael Keaton's.
Keaton has been a B listers for decades, he couldn't even get a resurgence of respect with Birdman like Fraser did with the whale
WTF are you talking about, after Birdman he did Spotlight with won two Oscars, then did the Founder, he was the villain in Spider-man movie, starred in Dopesick and is currently filming Beetlejuice sequel. He’s doing great for a 71 year old guy whose only notable appearances in the decade prior to Birdman were doing voices for few popular animated movies and he wasn’t even the lead in those.
You need to watch more movies outside of superhero ones
Watch The Founder you uncultured bastard
>watch corporation: the movie!
'no'
Bullshit
Unadjusted for inflation, that’s 6 times more expensive than Cleopatra.
that movie doesn't use CGI
Maybe they should have
it's been reported as at least 220 million just this week
even adjusting for inflation and counting the aborted first shoot, the Cleopatra budget comes in under 350 million
and Cleopatra looks great! it's absolute fricking trash but every set, every prop, every matte, every costume is gorgeous, it uses thousands of extras, it is spectacular despite being just terrible to watch
this.... this is just sad
>the bacon suit will be fixed
classic DC L
Man of steel had way better VFX than this shit.
and had half the budget this piece of shit Hamada/Johns/Gunn production has. Cinemaphile will never admit they were wrong all this time about Snyder
>and had half the budget
Man of Steel cost 225mil
>Man of Steel was cheaper
>no it wasn't
>bbbbut
good morning sirs!
But that says MoS has a budget of 175 mil while Flash has a budget of 220 mil.
What if i say that i think both movies are bad? You are going to cry?
And almost most of it probably went to the producers child molestation and coke fund.
Ezra is fricking terrible and the tonal dissonance of it being all cartoonish and trying to be goofy while also having the main theme be some defeatist "just give up and let them all die, it's fate" bullshit was pretty bad but it was still a better multiverse movie than Doctor Strange's.
Why is this theme happening now on cape movies?
Just want to point out that the Guardians of the Galaxy game did it too and it was so hamfisted that the scene of Starlord learning to let go had Don't Fear the Reaper playing.
Because you're supposed to teach kids to let go.
Do not go gentle into that good night,
Old age should burn and rave at close of day;
Rage, rage against the dying of the light
HAHAHAHAHAH
This will be gen alpha’s shark boy and lava girl/spy kids 3D.
Nah, those movies were actually good
Dont you dare shittalk the kino that was SB&LG and the spy kids movies. Those were pure SOVL
>i-its supposed to be weird ugly SFX because it was really hard to do!
KAL-EL ZOON VAN KRYPTON
DIT IS EEN SLECHT IDEE
PS3 cutscene put into a multimillion dollar studio release
Apparently the Speed-Force makes everything look like a shitty PS3 game cutscene.
Cool tekken cutscene
genuinely what the frick is happening in this webm, holy shit
it's like a fricking video game cinematic where all the characters in it are glitching out and doing the wrong animations
the cinematics got outsourced to bethesda
So he sees the universe of the Snyder cut?
That whole scene is nothing but moments from the Snydercut.
I almost suspect that the whole thing looks shitty because it was a late addition to try and pander to Snyder's fanboys to see if that will increase the box office.
But I heard the main universe/timeline is that of the Snydercut?
For the longest time WB was stubborn about the theatrical cut being the canonical version.
I think the goofy as hell controversy during Black Adam release broke them.
The Rock can't help being The Rock
What am i talking about is that WB and The Rock tried to pander to Snyder fans really hard, but would frick up really easy things.
In one of the trailers they showed Joss Whedon's goofy looking Steppenwolf and that trailer was so hated that The Rock personally posted a new one without the scene.
Then the much hyped Henry Cavill's cameo at the end had John William's classic Superman theme instead of the one made by Hans Zimmer for Man of Steel. So fanboys started complaining about The Rock trying to do the exact same thing Whedon did and that Black Adam was "Jossverse".
>pander to a fanclub you're rebooting
Is WB moronic?
The thing is... people say shit like that a movie with Superman and Batman together should make such and such, or a movie with Shazam and Black Adam would easily make such and such.
Now this movie literally have all the hypest versions of Supermen and Batmen together in a single movie. This then should have easily done gazilion dollars. What will be the cope?
>Have rights to do the things the consoomer begs you to do
>Do it poorly
>Get diminishing returns in every movie this side of Batman v superman
>Surprised Pikachu
Don't worry, surely booster gold and taco taco burrito burrito blue beetle will save DC.
>every movie this side of Batman v superman
like the first wonder woman or aquaman
>Wonder woman 1984
oh was wonder woman 1984 the first wonder woman movie? I guess I didn't know that because I'm not a fricking moronic DC fan.
>They keep burning the fans and get surprised when the sequels and tie on movies eat shit
>W...w...well what about le movie 1!
is this movie going to be what kills the superhero genre for the second time?
If they had bother to cel shaded it to make it look like comic drawings instead of crappy Fallout 4 characters, it might have been decent.
This literally looks worse than the cutscenes from FFX, a game released in 2001.
Ust watch it and judge by yourself!
K! Will wait the webrip
Thank You! I don't know why everyone wants to write it off before it's even out. It's a FUN DC movie which is a breath of fresh air after the endless string of dark and gritty garbage we usually get.
Most confusing cameo in this movie was Teddy Sears appearing as Jay Garrick (when it was merely a mantle he ursurped as he was the villain) but not John Wesley Shipp or Grant Gustin as Jay or The Flash.
Yep.
I like to think it's actually Zoom. This is my headcanon because it makes everything funnier.
>actual serial killer running around masquerading as a hero to crush people's hope is portrayed as a cutesy and endearing cameo by The Flash movie
It slightly increases my enjoyment of this slop because I'll take my entertainment where I can get it.
It also implies that he's the Flash of the Earth of George Reeves Superman.
>The real Jay Garrick of that Earth is dead and that really was Zoom.
you're fricking blind, that wasn't Teddy Sears, it was just some literal who in a Jay Garrick outfit
It was Teaddy Sears.
189 million went to bribing ezra miller into NOT commiting more crimes
IT WAS ME BARRY
I CAST A SCHIZO TO PLAY YOU
most of that money went towards paying off all the people ezra millar assaulted
I'm starting to hear word of people getting upset about CGI reviving dead actors
Thats been a complaint for years, anon. And frankly, outside of specific use cases, I agree.
If movies can CGI dead actors back onscreen, that incentivizes to treat live action IPs like comic books do their characters. The year is 2147, and Sean Connery is still James Bond. Thats just how James Bond looks, has always looked, and always will look. Iron Man has returned in the latest Marvel trilogy, and he has Robert Downey Jrs face and voice because thats just who iron man is. Etc.
And its only one step beyond that to have digital actors that were never alive. We have made a composite of the last 5 actors to play Superman, this is now the canonical face of Superman and we can use it forever because we own it.
That doesn't begin to speak for what was wrong with the multiverse collision sequence.
I know putting Reeve and the original Supergirl actress together was skeevy as frick since Reeve rejected doing a cameo in the imfamous 80s flop
Why the frick didn't they shelve the thing when Ezra started acting super moronic! That was a stop sign for WB and they blew right through it.
they wrote Barry to be mix of Sheldon and Mr. Bean with a topping of absolute homosexualery
he was the perfect man for the job
You should know audiences aren't going to like large doses of such a psychotic man.
as if the only problem of this shitty movie was Ezra
>george reeves killed himself because he couldn't find any actual acting work since everyone just associated him with superman
>use digital necromancy to revive him on the anniversary of his death
what were they fricking thinking
>190 million US dollars
The ironic part is that's worth more than my life. Like if I was kidnapped at gun point and told a million dollars or I die. I would die.
congratulations, anon, you finally understand marxism. You work a whole day of labor to buy one metal fitting for something you need, and you spent all the work day making 10,000 of those same fittings. If I saved $40,000 a year from the leftover unused extra salary of some high-paying tech job, and saved that from ages 35-60, that's 25 years and I would have honestly and without exploitation have earned a million dollars in savings. I would earnestly be a millionaire on my own worth. And then you see capitalists wasting tens or hundreds of times that amount of money on projects like this. We need to burn the whole entire system down. Capitalism has to die or it will kill us within a hundred years. We are wrestling a foe we do not actually see as a living enemy, and it is winning. If we don't cure ourselves of the disease of capitalism, we will be dead within the century.
>troon intersectional le praxis Ezra Miller flash movie exists
>The fault of capitalism and the free market
Blow it out your ass
the film was really good, it goes straight forward and straight to the point. No bullshit scenes. It is straight to action scenes.
ROBOT! BURN THE ROBOT! KILL IT! IT'S AN AGENT OF SKYNET
These multiverse movies are like kids playing with action figures. It's like, okay, NOW THIS GUY IS FIGHTING IS THIS GUY, GO! There's no apparent reason they're in a conflict.There's no acting. I don't like it.
Unfortunately
Seriously it was a good film, and at this pointi it is the best 2023 only Tom Cruise, Dune 2 and Christopher nolan could be better film than flash.
>bot can't even remember the titles of Cruise's and Nolan's films
>Even the chat bot can’t earnestly defend this
Anon Barbie is gonna make 1 barbillion dollars and get nommed for like 10 oscars
>Early audience PostTrak exits from Comscore/Screen Engine for The Flash shows 4 stars for general audiences and a 60% recommend and 3 1/2 for kids under 12 and 57% recommend. Remember Thursday night due to fans always has better, skewed exits.
Quantumania got about the same recommend percentage and barely got 2x legs.
Flash is gonna bomb so hard.
Digit confirm.
It's over
this game is literally the gollum game of films this year
it even has the disingenuous "NOOOO IT'S ACTUALLY GOOD WATCH IT 4 URSELF" shitposters shilling it
LOOK, THE MULTIVERSE CAMEO CHARACTERS LOOK LIKE "BAD CGI" BECAUSE THAT'S EXACTLY HOW BARRY WOULD SEE THEM FROM THE PLACE HE'S PERCEIVING THEM.
After all these excuses and the pathetic best movie ever campaign, I can't wait for the behind the scenes leaks. Might be even funnier than JL.
Feels like kind of a waste that the attack on the hospital and the chase scene was caused by "Falcone's kid" (presumably Alberto) and not a recognizable Batman villain like Scarecrow or Riddler.
Did anyone else notice that Looney Tunes was spelled "Looney Toons" in the alternate universe? Kind of like the whole Berenstein/Berenstain thing.
I did, especially after the whole Eric Stoltz vs Michael J Fox bit. Movie was corny shit that could've been a CW episode instead, but little things like that and Supergirl's reaction to baby Kal'el not surviving Zod's experiment were memorable at least.
we went from having multiple threads to just 1, gee i guess this thing fricking came and croacked in sprite of the troinnie bot shills
Sauce on that image? Looks cool.
I dunno, found it on nuh old drive
Reverse image searched it and found this
https://randomthoughts-arw.blogspot.com/2016/07/tales-from-50-cent-batman-venom.html
Batman venom iirc
Alternate timeline where batman is too weak to save a kid and starts taking venom to fight crime
The thing that really gets me is how this movie was in development hell for the better part of a decade and WB had ample reasoning and opportunity to just cut their losses and cancel it.
But they doubled, tripled and quadrupled down on it and this is the result. This is what they absolutely had to get out for the public to see. This was their big investment that was absolutely going to make back the budget inflated from years of rewrites, recasts and reshoots.
It's like the superhero equivalent of Food Fight.
I’m glad it came out. It’s going to be an entertaining shitshow at WB
Every time they rewrote the movie, a bunch of CGI work probably had to get thrown out. How many millions of dollars and man-hours of animators time went directly into the garbage.
That's not how it works, CGI work doesn't start until principal photography begins, and no iteration of a Flash movie began principal photography until this one came around. All others remained in pre-pre-pre production hell.
there are still scenes that were removed and replaced, a couple reviewers that saw it months ago have said that things like the ending was different.
Imagine deciding
>Yes Three Ezra Millers, That will sell our movie!
The executives seriously didn't understand that this person is a high level sociopath that goes out and causes cringe chaos for enjoyment. Most people would 100% know he's mentally ill after talking to him for 10 minutes.
The obvious joke would be that he was just like them.
Really though when you look at his resume to do wonder why he is considered famous at all. He's been in like two movies and both were not really big. When you look up more it seems like he's more of a party girl, he just changed around hollywood doing tricks at parties for famous people.
he has two sisters who weren't forced into show business at all. it was only when his homosexual ass was born that the choice was made by his mother to try and mold some globalhomosexual mouthpiece actor. they basically raised a sacrificial lamb for slaughter
Jeez
So what, is he straight up gay?
he has sex with men, but relationships with women
> boys wanted to make out with me because they thought I was a girl
good to see he was always a delusional schitzo
Anyone else find it really fricking dumb that Barry undoes his mistake by running backwards?
We never found out who stabbed Barry's mom.
This is what happens when you let megaconglomerates monopolize huge parts of an industry. They have no incentive to produce a quality product.
Use those fricking anti-trust laws already. Disney needs to be broken up.
>whole room full of male neckbeards with no cologne
Company guy at podium: "Hold on Everyone. A girl might get offended if I don't change the stuff you've been buying from us."
I could do better for a dollar.
So do I
This was better than spider-verse
Funny joke anon, funnier than anything in The Flash
Just like I thought, the weird looking, annoying voiced dipshit ruins the movie. How this ugly annoying jackass gets work is beyond me.
>pisses in the mouth instead
Where's the Adam West clip tho?
PS2 game
Apparently this scene wasn't actually in the script, they just happened to have the camera turned on Ezra one day off-set and then they added the special effects in to the random footage
>When the benadryl kicks in
>YFW a movie about a literal who could be the only good DC movie this year.
Did you not see the trailer? It's exactly same as every other DC movie for the last 5 years
>1900s ugly hud
>origin story for the nth time
>batman is a fascist comment
Its rhe only thing DC has atm. If it can sell the Gunnverse, it might have a chance. If it can even pull a 2008 Iron man it might have a chance.
But the latter is impossible. If they can at least commit to the Gunnverse, it might be the only real chance they have.
When the lineup is: Shazam, Flash, Aquaman, and Blue Beetle I wouldn't bet on the insect...
>shazsm and flash failed
>bpue beetle is a literal who
So its really down to James Wan and Jason Mamoa
Aquaman will suffer a huge drop. I'm talking Alice in Wonderland levels.
It'll be lucky to cross 500m
I hate to think that could happen. As much as I generally disliked the DCEU, I thought Aquaman was pretty epic. But the recent budget cuts and the legal trouble is bound to bleed in Aquaman 2.
Aquaman was epic under Snyder. WBD has other plans for the character.
>WBD has other plans for the character.
A fish fricking drunk is what REAL DC fans have always wanted. That and him to be white with blonde hair but we'll have to wait for Gunn's amazing DCU reboot for that.
Aquaman isn't even consistent under Snyder.
How he hasn't been black listed is beyond me.
>Aquaman isn't even consistent under Snyder.
?????
>How he hasn't been black listed is beyond me.
probably because people who aren't pathetic DC fans desperately looking for a scapegoat because they can't fact the reality that their movies are shit and always have been actually enjoys his movies.
I giggled as a moron when Snyder name was brought up twice during the Oscars during a presentation that was obviously tailor made to appease Kevin Feige.
I still can't believe we got a movie with characterisation so incredibly bad that it spawned theories about different scenes taking place in different parallel universes from people trying to defend it. I was rooting for it, too, all because I loved the Dawn of The Dead remake. What a fricking mistake.
The success of Aquaman (the movie) was mainly due to James Wan and not just Snyder. I have my hopes for Aquaman 2 because of Wan's involvement.
>I have my hopes for Aquaman 2 because of Wan's involvement.
>I have my hopes for Wonder Woman 2 because of Patty's involvement.
>I have my hopes for Suicide Squad 2 because of Gunn's involvement.
I have my hopes for Shazam 2 because of Sandberg's involvement.
never gonna learn
You got me there. Aquaman 2 is going up against A LOT
I hate that Mera will get sidelined in movies for decades because of Amber Heard IRL bullshit
Batman is a fascist.
That's a PS1 cutscene. Nice try
Flash rhymes with trash
And still best 2023 film so far, only christopher nolan, Dune 2 and Tom Cruise will superpass Flash.
Before release: The Flash is looking to make $140M opening week.
After previews: The Flash is looking to make $70M opening week.
After Friday: The Flash is looking to make less than $60M opening weekend.
Aint this pretty much all of post-crisis?
nvm, I read the pic, the file name says "recs list" for some reason.
Flash speed-running towards the being biggest flop of this millennium.
>Flash speed-running towards the being biggest flop of this millennium.
Strange World
look, I guarantee you the movie is areal good time.
don't pay money for it but every should watch it. the cgi is really bad but some scenes are alright it. it has a few decent gags and the cameos are both cool and cringe at the same time.
pirate it whenever it hits streaming services.
Not only did I pay for it because it is a good time, but I'm paying to see it again today or tomorrow
I would recommend you pay to watch it 9 or 10 more times to keep WBD afloat. Or just send them your savings account.
Never got the "I pay to see the movie because I have money" crowd. I mean, what's the flex? That you have $50 to your name? If anything that's a red flag.
is really the film that bad or you guys are mental illness people impersonating other mental illness people in pepsi vs cocacola war about mental illness?
Ezra Miller has no idea how to emote, but we already know he is a verifiable psychopath, so that's no surprise.
Psychopaths get very good at aping emotions dumbass
I didn't even know there was a Flash movie.