>this film is 127 years old. >this little girl in the film is a rotting skeleton inside a coffin somewhere

>this film is 127 years old
>this little girl in the film is a rotting skeleton inside a coffin somewhere
>she already finished her entire life decades ago
>that cat is long dead

old movies are truly horrifying.

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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    none of those things matter and youre a zoomer

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Bot

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >He thinks that this life is the end.
    There is eternal life. Death is not the end.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      god I hope not
      I'm already bored

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      True, but they look pretty israeli to me, I don't think they got that.

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >A little girl I've never met didn't live to be 140? AHHHHHH HOW HORRIBLE I'M GOING INSANE

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Pussy's breakfast

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      more like pussy for breakfast! am i right?

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >probably

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Time... moves forward?

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    And I'm sure the people in that film are very happy with the way society turned out

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >IT'S CRAZY TO THINK SHE MAY HAVE CONSOOMED PRODUCT THAT WE ALSO CONSOOMED IN OUR YOUTH
      6 degrees of consoomeration

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        There's nothing wrong with being a consoomer.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          The guy could've noticed how she lived to see the model T car, aero flight, space flight, both world wars, the moon landing, smelly hippies, AIDS, etc...
          But instead he immediately thinks about Super Mario Bros and Rubix cube.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            I know perfectly functioning men who do this, they just don't post about it on reddit like it's some big deal. Every dude I worked with in hvac is basically this.

            https://i.imgur.com/EQv7I3o.png

            >this film is 127 years old
            >this little girl in the film is a rotting skeleton inside a coffin somewhere
            >she already finished her entire life decades ago
            >that cat is long dead

            old movies are truly horrifying.

            watch it for yourself and tell me that this doesn't shake you to the core:

            >rotting skeleton in a coffin
            Have a little respect mate, it's gonna happen to you too.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >hvac
              >perfectly functional
              Nibba be for real

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Hahahaha fair enough, I just mean in the sense that they have their own places, wives/gfs and have skills in a generally high paying career. But yes there is the casual coke use and heavy drinking.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Nibba

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >I know perfectly functioning men who do this
              >working in hvac
              Kek

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                They're head and shoulders above the average channer.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >these people might have wives and careers therefore you should respect them and their opinions
                Well said my fellow Rick & Morty enjoyer

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                They aren't basedboys though. There's a difference between enjoying something and keeping it to yourself vs posting online about how much you love whatever show. I never said anything about respecting their opinions either.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >they don't post about it which makes it okay for them to be mindless consoomers

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Those guys regularly put in 50 to 60 hour weeks, in the hot and cold, in crawlspaces infested with spiders and in attics getting covered in nasty itchy insulation. They deal with all kinds of shit that is toxic that will probably give them cancer.

                So yeah, I really don't give a frick if they enjoy some rick and morty. They've earned it. You sound like a pussy for being mad about it too lol. You sound like a woman.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >crawling in holes because you never bothered getting a proper education
                They deserve cancer. Twice. The second lot for watching Rick and Memey.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Someone's gotta install the machine in your house that keeps you from freezing to death and your pipes bursting in the winter. And they are educated, if you tried doing it yourself you'd frick it up and die of carbon dioxide poisoning.

                Just saying.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah. People should lower their tone when talking to them. This anon is right.
                Let. People. Enjoy things.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous
              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                NTA but imo as long as someone is being a productive member of society and paying their taxes they can be as consoomer as they want. I've learned to give less and less of a frick what others tell me to do or believe as I get older. I pay my tithe to not go to jail and I do what I want when I want how I want, and if people don't like it they can seethe. I don't care about some consoomer pothead the same way I want to be left alone to do whatever I feel like for the free time I have on this Earth.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah. People should be able to compare their lives and the things that they see to Super Mario Bros and Rick and Morty without having to deal with evil bullies.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I agree, you don't have any reading comprehension at all

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Lower. Your. Tone.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                btw, Eric Butts recently posted he got serious health problems & the dude is triple vaxxed.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              hvac seems like the most reddit trade

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Joke’s on you, I’m being cremated.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                absolute dumbest way to go, but sure do the moron thing

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >He won't be fighting in the Great Skeleton War.
                You're kind of lame anon.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          How do I stop consooming?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          How do I know if I am a consoomer?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        You are literally consooming content nonstop being on the chans, homosexual

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >he admits to buying a Cinemaphile pass

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            I don't have one

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        all of human existence is CONSOOMING things until you PRODOOOOOCE one or seven things

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        There is nothing wrong with consuming anything, you filthy commie rat.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ill bite, why wouldn't they?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >devo
      holy REDDIT

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Elfman’s hairy arms are like an orange ape’s

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >life is defined by what products you consumed
      Jesus christ how bleak is the existence of the average person

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I assume the life of the average Cinemaphilener is just as bleak as the life of a consoomer reddit honestly.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          it is for most here considering their posts

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Which ones

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          redditoids at least have the benefit of having most of western globohomosexual culture directed exactly at their (manufactured) interests

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >she already finished her entire life decades ago
    Woah, that's so crazy and horrifying dude! Person on video is no longer alive O.o ?!? Ahhh too scary!

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >colorized
    Is there anything more dishonest than this?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      jews

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    wow it's really horrifying. I was shaken to the core, like you said. Truly.

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    nick land says understanding time has always been the ultimate purpose of philosophy

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The actualization of changes in space through perception = time

      Boom, solved

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >to actualize changes in the physical realm by le perceiving them is le time
        You tried :^ |

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          The physical realm is illusory. Existence is consciousness-based.

          Seethe, you filthy materialist

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      What a moron he is, then. Philopsphy fulfilled its ultimate purpose in the 17th and 18th centuries. it was to bring about the concept of freedom, which we didn’t actually have until that point. no one now will understand or believe this, since we’re oversaturated with it, but that’s the distinction between pre-modern and modern. no more, no less.

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Zoomers are beyond pathetic. have a nice day Black person. I mean that with a 100%.

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    cute kitty

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >127 years old

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It was completed in 1897, distribution problems delayed release until 1905.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Zoom a little harder why dont you. Zoomie.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >1905
          >2024
          >2024 - 1905 = 119
          Zoomer math skills are unmatched.

          Zoomers are beyond pathetic. have a nice day Black person. I mean that with a 100%.

          none of those things matter and youre a zoomer

          Holy frick, this place really is a hivemind

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Isn't 90 % of the board zoomers. Why is everyone anti-zoomer.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Why not? They seem to be a lot more insufferable than millennials, and that's saying a lot.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              We're all zillenials

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >has only four posts to pick out of all of them
            >le hivemind!

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              There is more than four post proving my point ITT now

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                And there were not when you posted which proves you're a reactionary moron who doesn't understand low tier trolling

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Dude it's just trolling! We are just PRETENDING to be moronic LMAO!

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >look mom, I posted it!

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >show you take every post personally
                >get confused when people start baiting you
                >I know, I'll pretend they were moronic
                Lmao

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Source?

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            yeah moderation was co-opted a long time ago with feds. Their current strategy for dealing with this place is to try their hardest to degrade the quality of discussion as much as possible, and it seems to be working. At this point there's no reason to stick around.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Leave, schizo.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              that's funny because I haven't even noticed. it is the same with and without the feds shitting it up.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            not an argument

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      a handful of people have made it past 120, would be legitimately pretty cool if she were still around today

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        would be 119 years

        and yea its trippy when you think like that. i think about that when i see old actors in 70s/80s movies like oh theyre probably dead

        https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harrison_Ruffin_Tyler

        President John Tyler, born in 1790, has a currently living grandson, which is also trippy

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The true pussy is you

  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    vax status?

  17. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >1905
    >2024
    >2024 - 1905 = 119
    Zoomer math skills are unmatched.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Current year was 8 years ago

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Really? Shit, I really should’ve paid that phone bill. No wonder nobody calls or texts anymore.

  18. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    People get spooked when they are forced to face their own mortality.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not really. You get over this realization by your 30s. Clearly, a lot of you aren't there yet.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Bitch, the reason this film doesn't phase me at all is I just watched my dad whither away from cancer last month. Anyone this bothered by the film is facing their own mortality, sure, but they're this thrown off by the mere thought of strangers dying because they're not used to it at all. You're the spooked ones.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      dude.... i live in a fricking thid world country, every day i contemplate my own mortality thanks to the news where every fricking day a new person is killed. I dont have fear over any shitty realization but in living itself, because my "golden years" are became wasted waging like a moron, because there is no decent woman to start a family, because things became so expensive that my best shot to have my own house is to build a rural one next to a forest.
      I can assume you are a spoiled mllenial that just recently have realized that the world is shit and your country will be soon a thirdworld hole.

  19. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >if they're laughing at me because i'm a neurotic moron it really means they're laughing as a defense mechanism

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I have more intelligence than the average poster on this board. I made a thread with a pretty deep meaning and the Neanderthals couldn’t respond coherently.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Can you post the thread please?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        bump

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >pssh nothin personnel kid

  20. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >dude people die, remember?
    do morons seriously forget this and then get all existential and deep about it? I wake up every morning with the specter of death on my mind

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Zoomers are afraid of empty office buildings and empty malls because they don't like being alone with their own thoughts. When they're actually faced with the ideas of the passage of time, death, and existentialism their minds break.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >When they're actually faced with the ideas of the passage of time, death, and existentialism their minds break.
        >Implying it's just zoomers who are scared of death

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Zoomers genuinely become irrational when they have to think deeply about things, especially death. They don't have some e-celeb or social media algorithm telling them what to think or how to feel. They can't turn to religion either.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Implying people from older generations didn't become irrational when having to think deeply about death

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              People back then had somewhere to turn to, zoomers don't. Society has told them that there is nothing after death and their lives are meaningless, and that religion is evil.
              >Gen Z adults are notably less likely to identify as white Christians (27%) compared to baby boomers (54%), and more likely to identify as religiously unaffiliated (33%) than every generation except millennials.
              Not to mention that zoomers are more likely to be dissatisfied with their own lives because of the amount of time that they spend being on their phones or just being unproductive.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Zoomers genuinely become irrational when they have to think deeply about things
            They really do. It's like they're really bothered by it.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >They don't have some e-celeb or social media algorithm telling them what to think or how to feel
            but they do

  21. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >horrifying
    lmao, zoomies first time being confronted with REAL LIFE.

    yes, you WILL DIE
    you WILL CEASE TO EXIST
    and 99.999% of it all is MEANINGLESS
    have a good evening

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Rick and Morty I fricking love science Millennial post

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        LARPing boomer christcuck wannabe

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I don't do any of that though

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Ok kid

  22. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    You have to be 18 to post here

  23. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    HOLY SHIT AUGUSTUS CAESAR IS FRICKING DEAD!
    HE COULD'VE BEEN HERE WITH US TODAY BUT INSTEAD HE'S A 2000 YEAR OLD SKELETON! ISN'T THAT CRAZY?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      literally who?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The point isn't that he is dead but that she is so wholesome and innocent on video for all of us to see. I can tell you didn't watch the film.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      imagine the funko pops he didn't coomlect....
      the marvel movies he didn't marathon...

  24. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >127
    Are you fricking moronic

  25. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    t. enlightened 14 yo

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Le zoomer is experiencing his first existential dread thoughts and can't understand how people live knowing they're all gonna die soon

      It will get better, kiddo

      the video bothers you too or else you wouldn't have such an intense reaction to it

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        People are reacting to your moronation. No one cares about the video.

  26. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Le zoomer is experiencing his first existential dread thoughts and can't understand how people live knowing they're all gonna die soon

    It will get better, kiddo

  27. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Virgil died 2043 years ago
    I'm going to kill myself

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      then in the year 4076 they'll say
      >Virgin died 2043 years ago

      LMAO

  28. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    i think gays are being too harsh. this is the first era in history where we can go back and literally see the past. it humanizes people in a way history books can't often do or least gives a different perspective. it is something to be fascinated about

  29. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >4K, 60fps, colorized

    Why is there this obsession with doing this to old footage? It doesn't even look good.

  30. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Thanks for the video
    The rest is shit Cinemaphile says

  31. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    bro pls Go away from here.

  32. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >ITT: moronic browns can't comprehend why the passing of time is somewhat scary to think about

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      imagine that you are in this video being wholesome, then in the blink of an eye, you were already dead for a century. The grim reaper is ruthless.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >the passing of time is somewhat scary to think about
      Maybe if you're a teenager.

  33. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >old movies are truly horrifying.
    most actors who starred in 50s hollywood films are also dead. every person in a history book is dead.

    whats so horrifying about it? theyre immortalized by those mediums. while youre gonna die and no one will even know who you were.

  34. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >colorized
    Everybody who vandalizes historical films with this nonsense should also be a skeleton inside a coffin

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >vandalizes
      They don’t actually do anything to the film reel itself you moron. It’s done digitally on a computer.

  35. 3 months ago
    warm hearty dog soup

    cats are eternal beings

  36. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    What actually happens after death?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      You wake up as god and laugh at all the plebs who are still alive.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      your consciousness reenters the hivemind network waiting to inhabit a newly formed brain. you will retain some memories of your previous life only for the first 5 years of your fresh brain, and afterwards you will be an entirely new you.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Where can I learn more?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      we go to gensokyo to breed touhou girls

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      You wake up.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      life goes on, for everyone else.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      you join God at their right side, with everyone else: love and hate are no more, just eternal peace and felicity

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      you walk into an infinite pub filled with roman centurions, chinese starvation victims and everyone obliterated into the asteroid in the year 12046, the tvs are playing reruns of all of human existence and a beer still costs 15 bucks

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >and a beer still costs 15 bucks
        Shit. Hell is real.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nothing, blackness.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      What happens after you fall asleep?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        you dream if you aren't a drug addict

  37. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >4k
    >60fps
    >colorized

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      This.
      Nobody wants to play with the stinky pussy.

  38. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    WE LOVE OUR ZOOMERS THANK YOU ZOOMERS

  39. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's estimated that about 84% of the world's population believes, in some manner, shape or form, in one or more deities controlling us humans - the masters of our own destiny.

    Imagine that. 84%. It's both hilarious and disheartening to think that those 84%, who've never once been able to give irrefutable, unassailable evidence of said-deity living among us or even visiting us, STILL believe in the religion they've been brainwashed with from an early age - religion designed to keep humanity's natural inclination to be hedonistic, in check.

    Imagine that. 84% of the world's population, being utter morons.

    >buh-buh-but saying that makes you an ATHEIST!
    >buh-buh-but you cuh-can't prove that Guh-God ISN'T real!

    Go FRICK yourself. I'm agnostic. YOU'RE the c**t who made the claim. I don't know a GOD DAMN THING about the origin of our existence or what happens to us after the heart expires. But NEITHER DO YOU. And yet here we are and you tell me your fricking SPACE FAIRY is real. Show me, then. I've seen some weird shit. I'm pretty open-minded. I'm sure I won't fricking die of SHOCK.

    Now give me all your "tips fedora" pictures and moronic replies, you DUMB FRICKS.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      oh my science i never considered that thank you based reddit man

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Men in their arrogance claim to understand the nature of creation, and devise elaborate theories to describe its behavior. But always they discover in the end that God was quite a bit more clever than they thought.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Oh, so this "God", it exists? Fair enough. The time is approximately 15 minutes past the hour. You have ten (10) minutes to produce this "God" before me - a physically and mentally healthy adult who doesn't drink, doesn't smoke and doesn't abuse either prescription or narcotic drugs.

        Your time starts... NOW.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I would have you remember always that the void exists, just as surely as you or I. Is nothingness any less a miracle than substance? Some would ask, how could a perfect God create a universe filled with so much that is evil. They have missed a greater conundrum: why would a perfect God create a universe at all?

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Oh, "the void" exists as well? Fair, fair. Show me this "void" then, that I may peer into it.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          How could you prove something empirically that can't be perceived by means of the senses? Of course it would be impossible.

          The more reasonable questions would be, what concept of God do you believe in, and what grounds do you have for this belief?

          I would have you remember always that the void exists, just as surely as you or I. Is nothingness any less a miracle than substance? Some would ask, how could a perfect God create a universe filled with so much that is evil. They have missed a greater conundrum: why would a perfect God create a universe at all?

          >the void exists
          Only in theory. In truth, absence can't have an existence.

          >how could a perfect God create a universe filled with so much that is evil
          The idea that omniscience and omnipotence = the ability to do anything, is a misconception. There must be limits in order for anything to exist. Without limits, it would be chaos - and chaos would produce nothing.

          God is perfect in that it's responsible for the most perfect universe POSSIBLE. True power is about knowing the limits that would allow eternal bliss to be possible, and realizing this bliss through nothing but itself.

          >They have missed a greater conundrum: why would a perfect God create a universe at all?
          Because truth doesn't exist in a vacuum. Everything exists in relation to everything else, therefore, truth, perfection, bliss... must be eternally realized.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Seems you're stalling, homosexual. Show me this "deity". I'll perceive it with whatever fricking senses I LIKE.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              I don't believe in a deity

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Because this entire universe sprouted from....Nothing.... It just happened. Fedora's can't disassociate God with religion. You don't need one to believe in the other.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >don't look for proof
            >just believe
            >yeah, believe
            >it sure worked for thousands of years
            >believing brought us technology
            Religitards are THIS stupid.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            What if it did actually 'just happen'? Is that too crazy of a possibility to consider? For the record, I think about god the same way. I don't think its a crazy thing at all to imagine that a god might exist. What I consider to be truly crazy though is holding a staunch, concrete position either for, or against the existence of god. Atheists and theists are the same in that way. I don't think either of the two positions are sensible.

  40. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    israeli. Also, I hate zoomers so much it's unreal.

  41. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why do zoomers live rent free in the heads of Millennials?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      make better threads and maybe you people won't be made fun of

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm not OP, it's just annoying seeing zoomers brought up in every thread

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          zoomers are just easy to make fun of, sorry to say.
          make better threads and encourage your peers to stop acting like morons, and maybe you won't be made fun of.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Millennials are pretty easy to make fun of too

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              sure, but at least they don't whine about it on here.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I do see them whine a lot. They will blame gen x or zoomers for their problems

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                no they don't. They're more likely to blame boomers. What problems do they blame zoomers and gen x-ers for?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                No, you just see them on here having complete emotional meltdowns and wailing about zoomer this zoomers that.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                maybe stop embarrassing yourselves through shit threads like this one? Just an idea.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                You have no way of knowing whether or not OP is a zoomer, you just decided to sperg out about zoomie this zoomie that because you're a mindbroken old homosexual who's losing his mind over the concept of young people.. existing ot the degree that you're seething about them around the clock.
                Get some slop to rub on your dead hair follicles and watch an episode of rick and morty on you monumental homosexual.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >getting this upset over being made fun of
                lmao

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >wordswordswords

                Jesus zoomers are fricking pathetic lmao

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Says zoomers have ADHD and no attention span
                >Can't read a small paragraph
                Lmao

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Maybe you should cry about it, does it make you feel bad? 🙁

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I just can't right now my guy

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >You are...le heckin' sad XD
                Projection or something? I was just pointing out the fact that reading a small paragraph made you seethe

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >I-I was just p-pointing out the f-fact that reading a small p-paragraph made you s-seeethe!!!

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Y-you are...le sad or something!

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Holy shit you are fricking MAD hahahahaha

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >N-no u! U are le mad!
                Keep projecting

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I'm just imagining you sitting at the computer frickin FUMING and responding in under a minute furiously hahaha holy shit zoomers are fricking pathetic I am dying

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Its gotten pretty crazy, every single thread they blame zoomers for all their problems, when it was them who actually fricked up the world.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        um no gen x fricked everything up for us, blame them

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Wokeism is all a result of millennials entering the workforce. Zoomers are apolitical, leaning on based.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Based on what?

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Can you believe all the fish in that sea are dead!?!?!?

  42. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >zoomies first thought about mortality
    I bet graveyards would really blow your mind bro. Are you like 9 years old or something? I guess I shouldn't make fun of you since introspection is sorely lacking in your generation. Keep up the good work I guess.

  43. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The cop in this clip died in 1987 and the pajamas died in 1951

  44. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    that girl had sex. Probably swallowed a load too

  45. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I never found such revelations scary. Rather normal. As a kid it was first incredible to learn that Star Wars was from 1977 (which was like 25 years before at the time), then Bond in 1962 then Godzilla in 1954 to say nothing of the Universal classics from the 30s. So gradually old movies became completely normal. Now kids feel creeped out by movies from the 50s because more often than not the entire cast is dead?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      my kid brother is playing games which i played 15 years before he was born and it still feels like they just released a few years ago

  46. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    this kills the zoomer

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      A bomb timer kills the zoomer?

  47. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >4k, upscale
    >60fps interpolation
    >Colorized AI

    CAN THESE Black folk STOO WITH THIS SHIT??

    This is only good for documentary footage like the streets of London 1906, etc.

  48. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    My dad whenever he watches old movies will look over at me and comment, "Everyone in this movie is dead."

    He's been saying this for decades. It gives him some sort of smug joy. Very odd.

  49. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >watch it for yourself and tell me that this doesn't shake you to the core:
    Inject T, seriously

  50. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    it doesn't because I'm not an anxious moron that looks at moments in time and imagines skeletons
    or an underage moron, whichever you are

  51. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I can't imagine being so fricking moronic old things make you terrified.

  52. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    what i wanna know is what's the shit that she's eating?

  53. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
  54. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Too many morons in here to appreciate OP's post. Coping pussies hiding behind the mask of a jaded cynic because thinking (and feeling especially) makes them too uncomfortable.

  55. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    That cat is probably dead now

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      liar

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's true. I ate the cat.

  56. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >this little girl in the film is a rotting skeleton inside a coffi
    STILL WOULD

  57. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Holy frick you homosexuals are insufferable. No wonder people haye you c**ts

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      We hate you too

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >haye

  58. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Op I get what you are saying. The replies in this thread have been exceptionally bad, even for this site.

  59. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    thank you for reminding me that moronic NPCs unironically ignore the concept of death and on some level believe they can live forever

  60. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    zoomers go into cardiac arrest when seeing anything from before 2012

  61. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is one of those threads that remind you what kind of pretentious, cynical, juvenile losers you're dealing with on Cinemaphile.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Source?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        https://i.imgur.com/EQv7I3o.png

        >this film is 127 years old
        >this little girl in the film is a rotting skeleton inside a coffin somewhere
        >she already finished her entire life decades ago
        >that cat is long dead

        old movies are truly horrifying.

        watch it for yourself and tell me that this doesn't shake you to the core:

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Which posts specifically because unless I'm missing something it's just a standard ass thread and you're getting upset.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      why are you so mad

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      to be fair op was begging for it. shaken to the core, really? yeah it's cool and fascinating but being hyperbolic is begging for ridicule

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm sure you'll find people like this on plebbit as well. People are stupid and gay no matter where you look.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Plebbit and 4cuck are basically the same thing at this point, culture-wise at least
        >Both are le cynical
        >Both talk about Star Wars, Marvel, DC, Funko, Nintendo, etc
        >Both are filled with consoomers
        >Both are obsessed with interracial porn
        >Both are filled with unironic morons and browns
        >Both have le epic meme culture
        >Both are obsessed with politics
        >Both have a hard time making real agruments (Reddit will just downvote you, Cinemaphile will just call you a reddditor or israelite or troony)

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          The downvote system is a large distinction however, and the vitriol gets mods involved

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          leddit mods outright ban posters that they disagree with though

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Jannies on here sort of do this too though.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Only if reported by this fricking reddit tier userbase

  62. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm fricking shook

  63. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    weres the cuny poster when you need it

  64. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    What sub did you crawl in from OP? You're a big based boy

  65. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    would be 119 years

    and yea its trippy when you think like that. i think about that when i see old actors in 70s/80s movies like oh theyre probably dead

  66. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >american morons just figured out now that people can have grandparents that were enslaved or grandparents that were slaves

    Classic Merimutts living in fantasyland lmao

  67. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    This thread is unusually hostile

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      How did you get this picture of me?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Your mom sent it to me

  68. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >That old woman was probably born ~1820

    man time is freaky

  69. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why is this thread so angry? You guys aren't just making fun of OP, a lot of anons ITT seem unironically mad for some reason.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      As opposed to being ironically mad?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Which posts? Also it's not reddit anon, if it makes someone react it will be posted. Posts don't cost anything.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Its because they were actually emotionally impacted by the thread, thinking about this ultra wholesome little girl being dead is too much to handle.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        You know she turned out to be a child killer right in her mid 20s?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think its just that one boomer running loose in here kicking up a storm about zoomers and whatnot.

  70. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Next time you listen to the radio think about how many dead people's music you're listening to.

  71. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Go to a museum
    >See dinosaur bones
    >'These things lived their whole lives a frickillion years ago'
    >Think about death
    >Piss myself
    So deep and existential, bros.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Those are rocks, not bones.

  72. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >my face when people from the past are dead

  73. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >zoomer that thinks he will be 22 forever
    ah yes this episode again

  74. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I still fap to Holly Stevens, Yurizan Beltran, August Ames, and Bella Blaze.
    I don't give a motherfrick about some dead white kid.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The most reddit post ITT

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        that's not a reddit post dillhole, yours is funnily enough

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          It literally is though
          >I don't give a motherfrick about some dead white kid.
          >white
          >implying he would care if the person was non-white

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          no urs

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I can't jack it to dead porn stars

  75. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >127
    it's not 2033, time traveler

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >it's not 2033
      What the frick are you on about, it is 2033.
      Don't do drugs kids.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >I actually put myself out there for once and rely on my own ability
        >don't use a calculator and try on my own
        >instead of this being rewarded or appreciated I get that on by every lose in this thread
        This is why you millennial call us dumb, you put us down when we try so we stop trying

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >why we stop trying
          Please do.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I’m going to help you out. The year is 2024. If the film was made in 1900 (I know it wasn’t) it would be 124 years old. Now if it was 127 years old, it would have to be made before 1900. Even without big brained carry-the-one subtraction, you can determine that this would place it into the 1890s without even getting exact. But you know for a fact Pussy Breakfast wasn’t made in the 1890s. So it can’t be more than 124 years old. It would have to be less than that. So 127 is blatantly wrong even at a passing glance.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Put down the pipe

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          what pipe?

  76. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    wait until you hear what happened to people who lived 300 years ago (mind boggling)

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      what happened?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        They died. And it was over 100 years before Pussy Breakfast

  77. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >sage

  78. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    OP is obviously a zoomiebaby and had his first experience with existential dread because of a heckin old movie.
    Why do zoomers get so upset when they're being made fun of?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Their skin is made of wet toilet paper.

  79. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    OP never been to a funeral

  80. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >omg is that an old movie im fricking scared bros
    >omg is this an old video game BACKROOMS im so scared bros.

    are zoomers really this mentally handicapped?

  81. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >cats of old
    >diligently dip paws from fine crystal offered to them, dressed in their finest
    >cats of meow
    >knock plastic cups over on a lark, stark naked
    Where did we go wrong

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Fourth wave felinism

  82. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Based OP making Cinemaphile seethe just with simple empathy
    I fricking kneel

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      This thread is proof that Cinemaphile is filled with browns. They have no emotions besides rage

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      This thread is proof that Cinemaphile is filled with browns. They have no emotions besides rage

      >you must be a non-white if you don't get all worked up over a hundred-year-old movie
      lmao, cope zoomers

  83. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    kek why did so many morons rage the frick over this thread

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      cry lil bro

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        no u

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Example?

  84. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder that even though OP’s generation is lost there is hope for the next one.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Gen A are even sexier than Gen Z

  85. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >if you use word that offends me must be bot
    zoomer, leave

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It is probably the most used word in this thread. It's not normal for the same exact word to be used this much in one thread

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        you're one of the dumbest people i've ever talked to on here. did you even read the OP? it's a zoomer losing his hamburgers over an old movie. it's a de facto zoomer

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Why would so many people need to use the exact word that much? At least use a variation of it or some shit. It's like a bot just spamming the same buzzword over and over

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            But it does have variation in this thread. You're so fricking moronic it isn't even funny.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >why do people use the word to describe the thing being talked about
            I dunno man, beats me.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              But it does have variation in this thread. You're so fricking moronic it isn't even funny.

              You homosexuals are literally obsessed though, all you do is complain about zoomers, to the point where you sound like a bot

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I havent complained lick about zoomers, I'm explained why you're moronic. Considering you're pivoting away from your initial point it seems you're acknowledging that and trying to enter hyperbolic territory.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                But anon, half of the post ITT are complaining and b***hing about zoomers, not just making fun of them.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Because it baited OP and he replied to several of them with his own dejection.
                Anon, have you ever actually used this website? Do you know how simple it is to bait people out, especially now with the current userbase?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I'm pretty sure a good amount of the post ITT aren't bait, the anons here are unironically complaining about zoomers being pathetic

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                You've seen a pass user in this very thread and you think it isn't bait?
                Christ anon

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                So they should complain ironically? You zoomers don't understand how words fricking work either lmao

                Zoom on brother

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Complaining ironically would be bait, so yeah.

                You've seen a pass user in this very thread and you think it isn't bait?
                Christ anon

                >Some of the replies ITT are bait? Every single one most be bait then!

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I have made 130 posts itt anon kek

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                No you haven't kek

              • 3 months ago
                Passchad

                >still denies the power of the pass

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Actually paying for a pass on a shitty glowie Chinese imageboard
                Kek

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >no you can't consume what you enjoy
                Back to this are we?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Do you buy funko pops and marvel movies too? Le heckin' let people enjoy things

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >LET. PEOPLE. ENJOY THINGS. YOU FRICKING CHUD.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >CHUD

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                What a chad

                >Actually paying for a pass on a shitty glowie Chinese imageboard
                Kek

                He's a king

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                you would be cool in my book if it weren't for the fact that your name includes the usage of the zoomer term chad you black moronic Black person zoomer

              • 3 months ago
                Anal

                >he doesn't know about Chadonmius
                Historylet

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                But anonymous poster… I also made 130 posts itt…

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Leave me alone

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >What do you mean people post thing to annoy me!?
                Stop taking shit so personally, zoomie.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                This thread is entirely making fun of them. None of it could be interpreted as whining or blaming them for anything.
                You can either deal with it and wait until alphies become the next target for laughs in a few years, or continue to complain about being made fun of.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                considering they are the Black folk of current generations, i would say rightly so. i'd rather be locked in a cage with ten turbo boomers than one turbo zoomer. that's how much i personally despise them

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >do something moronic
                >get upset when someone says you're moronic

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Check the archives. It's been commonly used for five years. When the subject becomes the word, the word is used. Also when it makes people mad it gets reposted.
        It's like you don't know where you are.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >It's like you don't know where you are.
          Cinemaphile, AKA reddit without accounts?

          • 3 months ago
            Gold Member

            There are accounts newbie

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Do I notice an RSS connosieur

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            You're trying to hard anon

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              see

              Plebbit and 4cuck are basically the same thing at this point, culture-wise at least
              >Both are le cynical
              >Both talk about Star Wars, Marvel, DC, Funko, Nintendo, etc
              >Both are filled with consoomers
              >Both are obsessed with interracial porn
              >Both are filled with unironic morons and browns
              >Both have le epic meme culture
              >Both are obsessed with politics
              >Both have a hard time making real agruments (Reddit will just downvote you, Cinemaphile will just call you a reddditor or israelite or troony)

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                And that post was wrong too. This thread for instance is impossible on general reddit.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                It's not wrong though. Almost all of the points in that post are correct.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                No, its wrong.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >it's not wrong
                >almost all
                Which means it's wrong

  86. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    the funny part is that zoomers are all 30+ now, all this thread are zoomers larping as millenials pissed as zoomers, but are actually pissed at gen A

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Zoomers are between 13 and 28 you silly fricker.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      most zoomers are like 18-28. it's millennials who are old

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Zoomer birth years are 1997-2012

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Gen A is actually in their 40s you guys are pissed at Generation C, aka the coomers

  87. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    These old videos make me feel happiness, not dread. Its a window in to a time I will never experience, where the world worked in a completely different way and people acted and lived in ways we cant even fathom.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Also to add to this, i find a comforting relatability in these videos that these people from a completely different time and place, almost alien to us, still act very much like we do today in the video.

  88. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >NO YOU CANT EVEN SAY THE WORD IS THIS A POL PSYOP

  89. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    retarted anon discovers the linear nature of time

  90. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    probably the most pointless thread i'll see today

  91. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cinemaphileners are soulless homosexuals with lives just as bleak and empty as redditors

  92. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >chad
    >king
    Those memes are outdated

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >no you have to use the current lexicon
      Them why get so upset over zoomer?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >pajeet mad he has to learn new English meme words to fit in
        Got a laugh out of me

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          relax there, zoomer

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          And that makes it all worth it

  93. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >127 years old

  94. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    1905 was almost 200 years ago

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      crazy to ponder

  95. 3 months ago
    saucy from/v/

    Got sent here from the Pass discord what's up?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      how many of you are there

      • 3 months ago
        saucy

        23 on a good night

  96. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Funko pops
    >Video games
    >Consooming
    >4cuck and plebbit
    >Wife's boyfriend
    >Interracial porn
    >Marvel movies
    >Rick and Morty
    >I fricking love science
    Millennial culture is so based

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      None of that is Millennial culture

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is zillenial culture

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        None of that is Millennial culture

        >t.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          he probably isn't all there. no chance he's fully conscious

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >>Wife's boyfriend
      that's a mental illness that transcends generations. that's on a personal level. you see it in all generations

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Doesn't mention the interracial porn part as mental illness

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Wife's boyfriend
      This is going to become more common among zoomers with the rise of polyamorous relationships.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        More like girlfriends boyfriend.

  97. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >None of that is Millennial culture

  98. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    we need to find her grave

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