The whole point of the Barbie Girl song lyrics is to criticise Barbie tho, so I don’t think it’ll be in the movie lol >I’m a blond bimbo girl, in a fantasy world
Ken is gonna frick Asian-Ken while Asian-Ken wears Asian-Barbie's accessories, Black-Ken is gonna be TransBarbie and Black-Barbie is gonna complain about Barbie stealing all the black men.
Now that I read this…this is 100% correct
If a Barbie film came out in the late 90s it would have been camp kino with “good natured” cynicism instead of just mean spirited cynicism like today (Ex: Josie and the Pussycats movie)
upps, sorry, I meant "if", how can you know how the 90s were like, if you didn't even were born in the 90s?!.
I remember the 90s, music began to change when the 2000s (the new millenium) began.
And yes, the good natured cynicism were in movies, and life was almost totally different than nowadays, at least for now.
I'm from the 90s (I lived one of the most important stages of a person's life (childhood and teenage) in the 90s), a 90s kid, I was born on October 2, 1989. Life was way more innocent than nowadays, like all innocent, at least for now. Who knows?, maybe life will get better. Music videos turned into porn in the 2000s decade, but soon after the 10's began it changed.
They're either moron-posting or they mean good natured satire.
The brady bunch movie would be good natured satire, it pokes fun at the show's saccharine nature, but there's a definite love behind behind it.
Compare it to something like the heist episode in rick and morty, that treats the topic with nothing but disdain even as it repeats the tropes note for note.
Now that I read this…this is 100% correct
If a Barbie film came out in the late 90s it would have been camp kino with “good natured” cynicism instead of just mean spirited cynicism like today (Ex: Josie and the Pussycats movie)
these homiez no no shit bouta uhhma good natured cynics
In a Cinemaphile context, you want to make money on an audience, but you feel the same way about the movie you're making as you want the audience to feel.
They're either moron-posting or they mean good natured satire.
The brady bunch movie would be good natured satire, it pokes fun at the show's saccharine nature, but there's a definite love behind behind it.
Compare it to something like the heist episode in rick and morty, that treats the topic with nothing but disdain even as it repeats the tropes note for note.
Wait a second, but this did happen, I am sure, maybe it was a small made for tv movie, but I remember seeing a movie where a doll became a real woman and I am not talking about the store mannequin movie.
A 31 year old woman is relatively older than a 41 year old man. There will be more teenage girls schlicking to near middle age Gosling than there will be teen boys getting off to rapidly witchifying Robbie.
Ken has changed his look a million times. Does this really need to be explained to you? It’s Ken. We’re talking about a barbie movie. The characters having a million different looks is LITERALLY the entire point.
>barbie film >written by noah baumbach >directed by greta gerwig >starring margot robbie and ryan gosling >looks like this
this will either be a masterpiece or a trainwreck. no inbetween.
Theoretically the target demographic is girls under the age of 12, but in reality the main demographic that will watch it are autistic men aged 18-35, so basically the same as My Little Pony
>Theoretically the target demographic is girls under the age of 12,
Not with Gerwig at the helm. The film is unironically aimed at pseuds. The sort of people that will rant and rave about how great PTA is but, if you ask them about any of his films other than TWBB/Boogie Nights, they either haven't seen it or didn't really 'get' it.
Considering that this is the inspiration from Margot's private letterboxd account, I don't think you're correct. It's more like a young adult/general audience rom-com with an ironic edge to it that women will enjoy more than men.
Casting Goose seems like a deliberate attempt to pander to the male autist demographic tho, there’s a billion other blond prettyboys in Hollywood that they could have cast if they just wanted a piece of eyecandy for female audiences
>he hasn't seen the boys
You'd clearly be surprised how much mental real estate the hacker known as Cinemaphile takes up in the minds of these "people"
2 years ago
Anonymous
Having a reputation for being that school shooter website is not the same as producers making casting decisions because of cringy memes. It's the opposite, actually.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Im not suggesting they cast people to appease the degenerates here but you're naive if you think there isn't a subset of people in the industry who do visit here. The people who make decisions and also frequent this site will be swayed by the content they're exposed to, in one way or another.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Ryan Gosling has appeared in Academy Award-winning films. He doesn't need Cinemaphile to sway anyone's opinions.
2 years ago
Anonymous
I didn't say Ryan Gosling needed Cinemaphile. Can you read?
He has a much wider fanbase than male autists from that one car movie. Zoomers probably don't know how badly women pissed themselves over this one movie. I never see it referenced anymore but it was kind of insane for a while.
But I have reason to believe that Goose really does resemble both autist and Chad secondary leading man when he needs to. Sometimes in the same movie, take Blue Valentine for example
My friend made me a shirt in highschool that read "attention ladies; I enjoyed the notebook". She told me it would get me laid and it actually did once.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Greentext it, homosexual.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Should have made a greentext and we might have had a good thread.
>Characters in a fake world discover that they need to try and find themselves
It may or may not be a fish out of water story where they go to the real world, but the themes are pretty similar
People who ask this question are people who's entire identities are based around the media they consume and can't imagine watching something different because they believe it will change who they fundamentally are. This unfortunate fact is exacerbated by the fact that their masculinity is extremely fragile. They listen to Joe Rogan in hopes their dicks get bigger.
How the frick do you related to a woman. You realize that guys will frick a woman who acts like that regardless and a lot specifically find that sexy. No woman finds that sexy in a man.
Seconding this. "Femcel" women (not literally celibate, just a name) can easily have sex but finding someone who loves them is next to impossible. Austist men can easily find "love" in comradery but are doomed to never have sex.
Until now.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>Austist men can easily find "love" in comradery but are doomed to never have sex.
Doubt
That's really funny cause Josie and the Pussycats sucks fricking shit compared to Spice World. I think you never watched Spice World, it's a true british satire. Stephen Fry and Hugh Laurie are in the fricking movie! It has a bunch of great actors in it; Meatloaf, Alan Cummings, Richard E. Grant, Roger Moore, George Wendt. It's genuinely funny and it has no shame to be what it is, unlike Josie and the Pussycats.
I want to see Goode take on that hilarious, gravely Swedish-guy-doing-a-boston-accent Ken voice from the Aqua song. For the whole movie, and done unionically and convincingly the way Bale did his Batman voice
He's packing the supporting cast heavy with stars like RDJ and Matt Damon that I think it'll get over the line.
But I mean it's a biopic about a physicist so I doubt he's expecting Batman numbers.
I have insider knowledge on this movie because I work at a VFX studio and have a few friends who work on it.
Honestly looks fun. All the ocean is solid unmoving plastic and literally everything is pink. All the background characters are laying in lawn chairs and shit in really awkward rigid barbie positions. They went all out with the visual design.
Also it’s an adult movie, obviously. Not made for kids.
>shit in really awkward rigid barbie positions
I meant sit. I am not 100% certain if there is shitting in this movie, but we can only hope that if it is, it comes from Margot Robbie.
>All the ocean is solid unmoving plastic and literally everything is pink. All the background characters are laying in lawn chairs and shit in really awkward rigid barbie positions.
sounds sick if real
>it has THIS and THIS and THIS so you KNOW it’s going to be good >:)
what
how is having something be plastic automatically make it kino
are you moronic
Not sure where you got that from my post? The one opinion I gave was “honestly looks fun”, because I like that they went high-effort with the visual design. I have no idea if the movie is good or not, I haven’t seen it and don’t know the story at all. Never claimed it was “kino”. It has no bearing on me whether you think it looks good or not.
>opening scene is at Babrie's mansion >everyone is having a good time except for Ken >Barbie calls out to Ken, "Come on Ken, play with me!" >Ken is leaning his back against the wall >"Not today kid" He walks out of the house >Barbie runs after him >"But Ken, what's the matter? Don't you want to have fun in my plastic hot tub?" >he turns around towards her >looks at Barbie without smilling >"But that's the thing Barbie...Life is....plastic...but it's not fantastic" >drives off in his battery powered toy car >Nightcalls start playing in the background >"BARBIE" logo pops up in the screen
i'm honestly surprised there have been no hambeast feminists talking about how it's a shame they're portraying the original vision of barbie and not the fricking cheesecurd thigh black independent woman barbies they make now and how it's some step back for diversity or some gay shit.
I suppose it just hasn't really clicked yet. I give it 3 weeks
>cheesecurd thigh black independent woman barbies they make now
You alarmist Black person, they had somebody at HQ take the exact same Barbie model and widen her Y and Z axis by 120%, they never made some weird stretch armstrong cellulite Barbie. "Fat" Barbie is maybe a 120 pound broad, and is a limited run competing with normal Barbie, who everybody buys anyway.
It's directed by Greta Gerwig and they've already said it's going to be subversive. Obviously there's going to be some message about beauty standards, diversity, etc.
Pretty weird to me how much everyone is focused on this being a Barbie movie and not a Greta Gerwig movie. I get that the barbie brand name is bringing the attention, but a surprising amount of people seriously think this is gonna be a kids movie and not a mumbly adult comedy.
will it be more anti male or anti white tho
and what about the trans message?
lizzo probably becomes the official barbie at the end doing a baphomet pose
>black screen >sounds of seawaves >fade in >camera cuts to long beach >ken and barbie cruising in a convertible porsche while paparazzi by ladygaga blasts from the radio
What do you guys think the subversion of white people will be? There’s no way a big movie with two beautiful white actors is being made in 2022 with no israeli tricks.
My little sister was obsessed with Barbie, so I grew up around the media a lot. I hope this is a genuine take on the appeal of Barbie instead of some ironic trash.
A world where things can work out for nice people, where the world is beautiful and bright, and the adventure of life is ahead of you, however you’d like it.
I always thought Barbie was like a rich stupid girl but no he looks like a very nice girl. Like too pure for this world. She is rich though that is true.
Gonna rip off the bandaid right now, Matel is autistically protective of Barbie’s image and unless the script is unfiltered kino they’re not going to associate their brand with Aqua’s sexual song.
I was thinking of watching Blade Runner 2049, it's my birthday and wanted to watch some Goose kino. However I haven't watched the first Blade Runner, is it necessary to watch? Will I not understand the movie if I don't watch the original?
Barbiebros… are we about to get production design kino? Hoping this will be like the wave of hyperreality movies we got in the 2000’s like Scooby-Doo 2002 or Mike Myers’ Cat in the Hat.
>Speaking matter-of-factly about “Barbie Girl,” Ulrich Møller-Jørgensen, manager to Aqua’s lead singer Lene Nystrøm, said “the song will not be used in the movie.” Møller-Jørgensen did not expand on why “Barbie Girl” won't be in Barbie, but as Variety notes, it could have something to do with the 1997 lawsuit Mattel filed against the band for trademark violation. Along with its claims of copyright infringement, Mattel also argued that the sexual implications of Aqua’s song damaged the Barbie brand and the company’s marketing plans. Ultimately, Mattel’s initial suit was dismissed by a lower court, and its later appeal to the Supreme Court was rejected. It seems safe to say that the toy manufacturer’s feelings about the song have yet to change.
https://www.theverge.com/2022/4/29/23048807/barbie-girl-movie-mattel-aqua
"alarming 'Ken-Nationalist' movement among young men online in the lead up to Greta Gerwig's 'Barbie' could lead to real world violence" - The Verge July 2023
life in plastic, it's fantastic
This has to be in the movie.
The whole point of the Barbie Girl song lyrics is to criticise Barbie tho, so I don’t think it’ll be in the movie lol
>I’m a blond bimbo girl, in a fantasy world
Fricking gay. Can nu Hollywood do anything right?
I remember seeing an headline on cinemablend how it wouldn't be, but I did not actually read the article so maybe is just speculation.
Confirmed for NOT being in the movie
The guys who makes and has the license for Barbie, sued the band Aqua for making the song. They hate Aqua and the song wont be in the movie.
I'm super spastic, my breasts are plastic
Dropping the movie OST.
Cinemaphile frontrunning the culture again
this film will save a generation of men
black and asian kens are confirmed. they'll spit-roast barbie while white ken jerks off in the corner.
>ken is played by THE feels actor
bros... i dont like where this is getting at...
No, Black and asian Kens will spit-roast white Ken while white Barbie jerk offs in the corner
I will now watch your movie
k-kino!
The asian one will just be an incel so the asian male audience can feel represented
>ken buck
more like getting fricked by ken
>ricel
>spit-roast
lmao with what? their five inch throbber?
Mattel is also launching the cuck shed that will appear in the film
Ken is gonna frick Asian-Ken while Asian-Ken wears Asian-Barbie's accessories, Black-Ken is gonna be TransBarbie and Black-Barbie is gonna complain about Barbie stealing all the black men.
>and asian
Kek. sure buddy
>this film will save a generation of men
from heterosexuality
kino
honestly looks like late 90s early 2000s camp-kino
will probably be shit though
Now that I read this…this is 100% correct
If a Barbie film came out in the late 90s it would have been camp kino with “good natured” cynicism instead of just mean spirited cynicism like today (Ex: Josie and the Pussycats movie)
So true... i missed good natured cynicism (like the brady bunch movie or charlies angels)
>good natured cynicism
i never though of this term but it's perfect for the 90's.
The first film that I can think went right into the mean-spirited cynism was Election
the frick is good natured cynicism
It’s a 90s thing. You wouldn’t understand it
nothing
anon is yet again seething about new thing bad old thing good
>new thing
>Barbie isn’t even out yet
Frick off
>life wasn’t any different in the 90s bro. believe me, I was born in 2002
>I was born in 2002
Uh oh have fun explaining that one to the Janny
2002 was 20 years ago
You are not from the 90's, how can you know how the 90s was like, of you didn't even were born in the 90s?!
upps, sorry, I meant "if", how can you know how the 90s were like, if you didn't even were born in the 90s?!.
I remember the 90s, music began to change when the 2000s (the new millenium) began.
And yes, the good natured cynicism were in movies, and life was almost totally different than nowadays, at least for now.
I'm from the 90s (I lived one of the most important stages of a person's life (childhood and teenage) in the 90s), a 90s kid, I was born on October 2, 1989. Life was way more innocent than nowadays, like all innocent, at least for now. Who knows?, maybe life will get better. Music videos turned into porn in the 2000s decade, but soon after the 10's began it changed.
these homiez no no shit bouta uhhma good natured cynics
In a Cinemaphile context, you want to make money on an audience, but you feel the same way about the movie you're making as you want the audience to feel.
They're either moron-posting or they mean good natured satire.
The brady bunch movie would be good natured satire, it pokes fun at the show's saccharine nature, but there's a definite love behind behind it.
Compare it to something like the heist episode in rick and morty, that treats the topic with nothing but disdain even as it repeats the tropes note for note.
Wait a second, but this did happen, I am sure, maybe it was a small made for tv movie, but I remember seeing a movie where a doll became a real woman and I am not talking about the store mannequin movie.
you're thinking of the Disney Channel original movie Life-Size starring Tyra Banks and Lindsay Lohan
Ah, there it is, thanks anon.
Shame it reminds me of the one who was taken too soon.
What would you do if you had a a doll that came to life.
It’d probably try to murder me like a Chucky lmao
Did my first rail of coke to this song. Every time I hear it I get flashbacks to that moment.
Doesn’t Ken have light brown hair ?
Ken is also Barbie's age, not an old man. Ken needs to look like peak Justin Bieber or classic Tab Hunter.
>Ken is also Barbie's age
homie, this barbie looks old as shit. Goose is more than sufficient to mog her.
A 31 year old woman is relatively older than a 41 year old man. There will be more teenage girls schlicking to near middle age Gosling than there will be teen boys getting off to rapidly witchifying Robbie.
Ken has changed his look a million times. Does this really need to be explained to you? It’s Ken. We’re talking about a barbie movie. The characters having a million different looks is LITERALLY the entire point.
Ken is not blond
>i sunbathe
>why is your hair blonde ?
>….I dye
KINO
Kek'd
My sides go into orbit every time that I see that picture of Goose dressed as Ken, I need to get a framed picture of it to hang on my wall
THE TIDE IS HIGH BUT IM HOLDING ON
>characters are wh*te
Oy vey, Barbie needs more diversity
Of course she's white. She's Barbie not Shaneeqa
>barbie film
>written by noah baumbach
>directed by greta gerwig
>starring margot robbie and ryan gosling
>looks like this
this will either be a masterpiece or a trainwreck. no inbetween.
The irony is that the film will probably be 10x more enjoyable to watch if it’s a complete train wreck
Greta is a good director so it’ll probably be a big hit
Will they play it straight or fill it with subversion?
Jaime Pressly would've been a better cast
she's like 60 bro
44 thats not even old
>44 thats not even old
sure thing auntie, want me to bring you another bottle?
>This film will break you
ftfy
Regular moviesseurs won't be affected by Greta's latest ironic wank
who is this film for?
Hipsters and women
Men who are secure in their sexuality
Homosexuality that is
t. closet homo
>captcha:GAYSV
Theoretically the target demographic is girls under the age of 12, but in reality the main demographic that will watch it are autistic men aged 18-35, so basically the same as My Little Pony
yeah it is basically going to be this here.
>Theoretically the target demographic is girls under the age of 12,
Not with Gerwig at the helm. The film is unironically aimed at pseuds. The sort of people that will rant and rave about how great PTA is but, if you ask them about any of his films other than TWBB/Boogie Nights, they either haven't seen it or didn't really 'get' it.
Considering that this is the inspiration from Margot's private letterboxd account, I don't think you're correct. It's more like a young adult/general audience rom-com with an ironic edge to it that women will enjoy more than men.
Casting Goose seems like a deliberate attempt to pander to the male autist demographic tho, there’s a billion other blond prettyboys in Hollywood that they could have cast if they just wanted a piece of eyecandy for female audiences
Imagine thinking Hollywood is making casting decisions based on a nazi pedo subreddit of Mongolian basket-weaving forum.
Lives in a dollhouse. Godlike observers.
>he hasn't seen the boys
You'd clearly be surprised how much mental real estate the hacker known as Cinemaphile takes up in the minds of these "people"
Having a reputation for being that school shooter website is not the same as producers making casting decisions because of cringy memes. It's the opposite, actually.
Im not suggesting they cast people to appease the degenerates here but you're naive if you think there isn't a subset of people in the industry who do visit here. The people who make decisions and also frequent this site will be swayed by the content they're exposed to, in one way or another.
Ryan Gosling has appeared in Academy Award-winning films. He doesn't need Cinemaphile to sway anyone's opinions.
I didn't say Ryan Gosling needed Cinemaphile. Can you read?
He has a much wider fanbase than male autists from that one car movie. Zoomers probably don't know how badly women pissed themselves over this one movie. I never see it referenced anymore but it was kind of insane for a while.
Wes Anderson seems to know girls LOVE it.
this, also La La Land for the same reasons
But I have reason to believe that Goose really does resemble both autist and Chad secondary leading man when he needs to. Sometimes in the same movie, take Blue Valentine for example
My friend made me a shirt in highschool that read "attention ladies; I enjoyed the notebook". She told me it would get me laid and it actually did once.
Greentext it, homosexual.
Should have made a greentext and we might have had a good thread.
The Truman Show? What?
It's a fake plastic world basically. Doubt they're going for the same psychological drama plot themes.
>Characters in a fake world discover that they need to try and find themselves
It may or may not be a fish out of water story where they go to the real world, but the themes are pretty similar
Didn't JUST basically made a movie like that?
women are trapped in the fake oppressive reality of the white male patriarchy and need to escape
You're gonna have to
KILL ME
>Jacques Demy
kino incoming
How do you see private letterboxd account ?
moron.
you know it's true
There had to have been a *schlop* thread in the last four years, surely
People who ask this question are people who's entire identities are based around the media they consume and can't imagine watching something different because they believe it will change who they fundamentally are. This unfortunate fact is exacerbated by the fact that their masculinity is extremely fragile. They listen to Joe Rogan in hopes their dicks get bigger.
Me
I want to see Ryan Gosling act his heart out as a man trying to act like a plastic toy
CAMP CONOSSEURS
Me.
homosexuals and Black folk, and homosexuals and Black folk only
Literally me
>4 Years without a good thread
That's not true. I made a thread last year about actresses that were only hot for one film and that was pretty good
>coomer thread
>good
You're what's wrong, homosexual.
/tv/
Based sigma males who Drive and are literally me
>4 years without a good thread
There have been several sneed threads recently.
I have no idea but at least this isn’t a remake.
Maybe comic books aren’t viable so they’ll move on to /toy/ kino for adult audiences
Can’t wait until they make the Bioncle movie.
Props to them if they can pull a The Lego Movie out of it.
>Margot "Girl Joker" Robbie
>Ryan "The Goose" Gosling
They're trying to bring femcels and incels together bros. We're all gonna get laid!
>goose
>incel
wow
The goose isn’t an incel. His fans are. He even gave a shout out to them in br2049
>with incels interlinked with incels interlinked
How is she a femcel? What makes her that? She’s neither fat nor ugly.
they both play awkward, spastic incel characters. which is why they're both relatable
How the frick do you related to a woman. You realize that guys will frick a woman who acts like that regardless and a lot specifically find that sexy. No woman finds that sexy in a man.
Men and women are not the same.
I mean yes, fem"cel" is a misnomer, you don't have to preach to the converted. The point is that this movie will bridge the gap.
But what exactly is being bridged? An incel to a woman?
girls that look like this LOVE Birds of Prey
Girls that look like that have more sex than even the average woman does
Ever listen to Patrice O'Neal? Those girls may have sex because they're frickable, they're just not lovable (which is what they really want)
Seconding this. "Femcel" women (not literally celibate, just a name) can easily have sex but finding someone who loves them is next to impossible. Austist men can easily find "love" in comradery but are doomed to never have sex.
Until now.
>Austist men can easily find "love" in comradery but are doomed to never have sex.
Doubt
interesting perspective
but will i get any respect?
THEY WILL NOT DIVIDE US
b-bros? Why did he take this role?
Because Greta Gerwig makes kino and he works with kino directors.
Probably because he knew that it would be fricking hilarious to see him dressed as Ken
It's gonna be a misunderstood classic, just like Spice World
Josie and the Pussycats is the movie Spice World pretends to be.
That's really funny cause Josie and the Pussycats sucks fricking shit compared to Spice World. I think you never watched Spice World, it's a true british satire. Stephen Fry and Hugh Laurie are in the fricking movie! It has a bunch of great actors in it; Meatloaf, Alan Cummings, Richard E. Grant, Roger Moore, George Wendt. It's genuinely funny and it has no shame to be what it is, unlike Josie and the Pussycats.
I used to think that "spice" was a funky way of saying "space".
Are you sure about that? I've thought that all my life.
There is more hype for this film than avatar and it doesn't release for an entire YEAR
I want to see Goode take on that hilarious, gravely Swedish-guy-doing-a-boston-accent Ken voice from the Aqua song. For the whole movie, and done unionically and convincingly the way Bale did his Batman voice
too kino for hollywood
Wow...Ryan Gosling is...le me!!!
Whatever happened to that wolfman movie
He's just like me...
But will it reference the ugly girl/Barbie is a b***h movies
he looks just like me.
minus the the body and the charm
99% guaranteed its just going to be the truman show but with toys
>I am become Barbie Girl, Destroyer of Barbie Worlds
I'm going to watch both on the same day
at the same time
openflopper
Bros, he's setting off an actual nuke and filming it with an Imax camera
Yeah I'm definitely gonna be supporting goosekino on that day
Nolan is doing a career suicide right there, that shit's floping harder than Tenet
He's packing the supporting cast heavy with stars like RDJ and Matt Damon that I think it'll get over the line.
But I mean it's a biopic about a physicist so I doubt he's expecting Batman numbers.
I'VE BECOME ROICISM
THE DESTROYER OF BIPOCS
>BIPOCS
How's the weather in Vermont?
i would watch a double feature of this
>Blonde white male & blonde white female film
What fricking timeline is this?
it’s going to have them realize being white is bad and they need to make life sacrifices for marginalized people of colour
>Ken
>Agent K
It all makes sense now... FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
kek, hes made of plastic in both movies too
>ken isn't pregnant
fake
Cinemaphile won't know which one they want to frick
imagine the threesome.
he looks like boomhauer
>Ken isn't black
WHAT THE FRICK
>this means she won’t frick a black guy
moron
Bros I’m not sure Im going to be able to adapt to this new personality
I have insider knowledge on this movie because I work at a VFX studio and have a few friends who work on it.
Honestly looks fun. All the ocean is solid unmoving plastic and literally everything is pink. All the background characters are laying in lawn chairs and shit in really awkward rigid barbie positions. They went all out with the visual design.
Also it’s an adult movie, obviously. Not made for kids.
>shit in really awkward rigid barbie positions
I meant sit. I am not 100% certain if there is shitting in this movie, but we can only hope that if it is, it comes from Margot Robbie.
>All the ocean is solid unmoving plastic and literally everything is pink. All the background characters are laying in lawn chairs and shit in really awkward rigid barbie positions.
sounds sick if real
>it has THIS and THIS and THIS so you KNOW it’s going to be good >:)
what
how is having something be plastic automatically make it kino
are you moronic
Not sure where you got that from my post? The one opinion I gave was “honestly looks fun”, because I like that they went high-effort with the visual design. I have no idea if the movie is good or not, I haven’t seen it and don’t know the story at all. Never claimed it was “kino”. It has no bearing on me whether you think it looks good or not.
yikes
>opening scene is at Babrie's mansion
>everyone is having a good time except for Ken
>Barbie calls out to Ken, "Come on Ken, play with me!"
>Ken is leaning his back against the wall
>"Not today kid" He walks out of the house
>Barbie runs after him
>"But Ken, what's the matter? Don't you want to have fun in my plastic hot tub?"
>he turns around towards her
>looks at Barbie without smilling
>"But that's the thing Barbie...Life is....plastic...but it's not fantastic"
>drives off in his battery powered toy car
>Nightcalls start playing in the background
>"BARBIE" logo pops up in the screen
So it will be like the Dreamhouse show, which was pretty much a Toy Story sitcom? I'm calling kino.
That shows was actually great and severely underrated
“Oh wait I was once an electrician”
i'm honestly surprised there have been no hambeast feminists talking about how it's a shame they're portraying the original vision of barbie and not the fricking cheesecurd thigh black independent woman barbies they make now and how it's some step back for diversity or some gay shit.
I suppose it just hasn't really clicked yet. I give it 3 weeks
Pic of barbie now?
look it up, homosexual i'm not google.
it's not that dramatic.
They also made a small-tittied midge version
>Pale
>Child Bearing hips
>Still thin
I'm beginning to think you guys are all schizos. Would explain the sudden double-cross on the Goose
because they know it’s written by a israeli cuckold and directed by a dyke feminist who will subvert subvert subvert
>cheesecurd thigh black independent woman barbies they make now
You alarmist Black person, they had somebody at HQ take the exact same Barbie model and widen her Y and Z axis by 120%, they never made some weird stretch armstrong cellulite Barbie. "Fat" Barbie is maybe a 120 pound broad, and is a limited run competing with normal Barbie, who everybody buys anyway.
It's directed by Greta Gerwig and they've already said it's going to be subversive. Obviously there's going to be some message about beauty standards, diversity, etc.
it will be really akward getting one ticket for this on a weekday
Still literally me tho
I will never be a woman.
Are you a troony?
Absolutely based Goose has done it again
Margot Robbie doesn't look like Barbie. I don't care if she's white if she doesn't look the part.
That jaw can split atoms it doesn't belong on goddamn barbie
OH MY GOD HE IS HOOOOOOOT
Pretty weird to me how much everyone is focused on this being a Barbie movie and not a Greta Gerwig movie. I get that the barbie brand name is bringing the attention, but a surprising amount of people seriously think this is gonna be a kids movie and not a mumbly adult comedy.
The kino that saved cinema
>when I see ryan gosling as ken
Should be Channing Tatum. He was literally born for that role
movie theme song:
it's too late, i already bought three tickets
one for me, and two others so roasties don't sit next to me
I’m starting to like the color pink ngl
this is literally me
take your pills, alice
Will they frick in the movie? I want to see them frick.
pray that the other two kens are as gay as gosling
Gosling literally has a wife and kids. He even promised to raise the girl as a tomboy for you ungrateful c**ts
If it has even an ounce of Black person music I wont watch
Why the frick would you watch a Barbie movie if it didn’t you fricking gay
because I'm a fricking gay you homosexual
post tummy
I feel like it will be feminist propaganda
will it be more anti male or anti white tho
and what about the trans message?
lizzo probably becomes the official barbie at the end doing a baphomet pose
or make us
if its even semi unpozzed its completing the goose trifecta
What will this be about? some type of romantic comedy where Ken and Barbie a a break up and then their friends help them to come together again?
No they break up and then turn gay and have gay sex together and then ken gets pregnant and this sets up the sequel THE END :::*~~
Sounds like kino
>black screen
>sounds of seawaves
>fade in
>camera cuts to long beach
>ken and barbie cruising in a convertible porsche while paparazzi by ladygaga blasts from the radio
Margot is expired goods.
What do you guys think the subversion of white people will be? There’s no way a big movie with two beautiful white actors is being made in 2022 with no israeli tricks.
Cuck gay Ken and coalburner bawd Barbie
COME ON BARBIE LET'S GO PARTY
My little sister was obsessed with Barbie, so I grew up around the media a lot. I hope this is a genuine take on the appeal of Barbie instead of some ironic trash.
>a genuine take on the appeal of Barbie
And what is the appeal of Barbie?, being rich, famous and beautiful?
A world where things can work out for nice people, where the world is beautiful and bright, and the adventure of life is ahead of you, however you’d like it.
Barbie is a nice person?, how do you know that?
Because i’ve actually watched a lot of Barbie material.
Barbie being too nice is literally the reason BRATZ took off.
>Barbie being too nice is literally the reason BRATZ took off.
Reminds me of this sketch
?t=8
Yes, I fapped.
I always thought Barbie was like a rich stupid girl but no he looks like a very nice girl. Like too pure for this world. She is rich though that is true.
The fact both Barbie and Ken are white already says good things about it, but we won't know till we get a trailer
>ITT: films men will NEVER understand.
Goosebros?? Are we...dare I say...gay??
if the end credits aren't a recreation of the Aqua music video with Margot and Goose I'm demanding my money back
hhecvr
Me on the right
ff
It will save us.
based
BASED
It's over. This is the end. This movie is going to make $1B. It's over for nigcels.
Goose is alright but Margot Robbie is really horrendous on this pic
Gonna rip off the bandaid right now, Matel is autistically protective of Barbie’s image and unless the script is unfiltered kino they’re not going to associate their brand with Aqua’s sexual song.
Come home, white man.
will Margot have a pussy in this movie or will it be just skin?
she will have a penis
visually it looks like 90s kino tbh
but i bet it will be shit
I... I don't know if I can copy this personality bros...
You have to, anon.
Himbo is in. If you can do it, the goose will finally save you.
Are you gonna betray the goose like this?
>bimbo is already making a comeback
>himbo gosling update is about to come out
You don't get a choice in this matter
This film looks unironically comfy.
I was thinking of watching Blade Runner 2049, it's my birthday and wanted to watch some Goose kino. However I haven't watched the first Blade Runner, is it necessary to watch? Will I not understand the movie if I don't watch the original?
You won’t be completely lost but you’ll get less out of it. Also the original is better, so you should watch it anyway.
Thank you for responding anon, have a pleasant day.
Forgot to wish you a happy birthday. Hope it’s a good one, fren.
Thank you anon, you gave me a happy feel for posting this, I wish you happiness too.
What happened to the image I posted? I feel deceived.
You got MOOTED. Happens when two people post an image at the exact same time. Some guy in a squid game thread got your image.
Barbiebros… are we about to get production design kino? Hoping this will be like the wave of hyperreality movies we got in the 2000’s like Scooby-Doo 2002 or Mike Myers’ Cat in the Hat.
>TFW Hanky Panky
>Speaking matter-of-factly about “Barbie Girl,” Ulrich Møller-Jørgensen, manager to Aqua’s lead singer Lene Nystrøm, said “the song will not be used in the movie.” Møller-Jørgensen did not expand on why “Barbie Girl” won't be in Barbie, but as Variety notes, it could have something to do with the 1997 lawsuit Mattel filed against the band for trademark violation. Along with its claims of copyright infringement, Mattel also argued that the sexual implications of Aqua’s song damaged the Barbie brand and the company’s marketing plans. Ultimately, Mattel’s initial suit was dismissed by a lower court, and its later appeal to the Supreme Court was rejected. It seems safe to say that the toy manufacturer’s feelings about the song have yet to change.
https://www.theverge.com/2022/4/29/23048807/barbie-girl-movie-mattel-aqua
Anyone who knows anything about Barbie beyond the song knows this to be true. Sorry lads, no Aqua.
It's alright, there will be a billion OVAs for the film on youtube with this song in the background
they'll all be shit
How old is that article because Mattel has used barbie girl in a Barbie ad already? Like 2016 I think.
>/2022/4/29/23048807/barbie-girl-movie-mattel-aqua
>/2022/4/29/
>2022, month 4, day 29
wow he's literally me
total miscast. shoulda been Paul Dano
Is it very good makeup or he looks unaged. There will be blood is more than 10 years old now but to me he still looks like that.
I wonder how much splooge will be spilled during the movie
Ken should be clean shaven
>no black Ken
Am I still on planet Earth?
Gosling is perfect but Barbie is much too ugly
I agree, Margot Robbie has too much of a crackhead face, she has an edge and doesn't look sweet and innocent like a barbie should.
No girl could honestly play Barbie. Even prime Taylor Swift would look off.
wrong ken
i need my "just frick my shit up" kino
"alarming 'Ken-Nationalist' movement among young men online in the lead up to Greta Gerwig's 'Barbie' could lead to real world violence" - The Verge July 2023
Ryan Gosling doesn't look good as a blond, or at least not that type of blond. Probably should have a more yellow complexion.
He's playing the wrong Ken
incoming kino alert
one ticket for BARBIE please
So what is this? Straight unironic barbie movie?
Love Margot
Love Goose
Simple as
Anyone think Margret Robbie looks too old for this role? They should have cast someone like Alicia Silverstone from clueless.