This fricking beard... Life is unfair
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This fricking beard... Life is unfair
This fricking beard... Life is unfair
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I’m more jealous of the hair
It's easy when you're a hairy israeli golem bred for the sole purpose of making the holy land more dosh
have sex
touch grass
meds
You’re not the boss of sneed now
i have both that beard and hair lol
what are you doing here then??
small dick
I too have a small dick but am also bald. Count your blessings.
I have a full mane of long curly hair that b***hes love, and a 20cm dick, but shitty beard genes. I'm also just kind of a loser.
>I'm also just kind of a loser
at least you have a relatively nice starting point and might turn your shit around someday.
the absolute horror is being a fugly motherfricker who'll either stay forever alone or end up with an equally fugly fat whale of a woman
that doesn’t mean anything. my dick is 7 inches but i have bad social skills
The size of your dick doesn’t really matter because it has little to do if they’re going to be turned on or not. But by its actual function, girth would be more important
If it's around 5.5 inches then it's average. If you're white the average is around 6. If you fall within this range then you have nothing to worry about.
actually yes
Are you also 5'7?
I am 5’11.5”. My dick is 5.9 inches. Although, I don’t get strong erections, so it’s likely never up to its full size. Also I have some sort of anterior pelvic tilt. But isn’t it just bullshit how it’s just like barely not 6 inches and I’m barely below 6’0”? God damn body, can you fricking just have done a little more. Sheesh
Holy shot you’re an insufferable homosexual commit suicide
Woah what. Where did that come from? Are you alright
Get lost manlet. This is a man’s board
When did Cinemaphile start hating me folk. Is this a /lgbt/ psyop?
i'm not gay or whatever but jake is one gorgeous man
jake is a gay man so
But didn't he like date Taylor Swift at one time?
Sometimes I wonder how many Hollywood celebs just have naturally good hair genes and how many of them are on finasteride
Just watch old movies where almost every +40y actors are balding.
His look in Prisoners is so fricking iconic
his sister is also hot
is so unfair /b/ros
anyone have the webm of him laughing at the UFC fight
>you now remember jake starred in 1991's hit comedy, city slickers
which one is jake?
Just use that one oil, I know a guy who got a thick beard with it.
I never thought Gyllenhall's beard was a standout quality of his, beard is good but it's more his general face structure and great hair that stand out.
Definitely a hot sexy beautiful man.
my hair lines receding and my beard looks like shitty pubes when i grow it out. how do i cope? shaved my head recently and i look like an AIDS victim
get fat so it distracts from your other unappealing traits
>brother is a turbochad
>sister is ugly as frick
how is that even possible?
She used to be so hot but she walled hard
Watch Secretary
when you hit the wall so hard with in a podrace that you turn into ben quadinaros
jake got all the swedish genes and maggie got all the israeli ones
literally me and my brother
and my sister
i feel bad for her sometimes
fricking shame really, i found her incredibly cute in DD.
the wall really is no joke
are there any good example of male wallers?
apart from fatties and druggies like furlong and bam. rather people who have walled for incomprehensible reasons, just like most women tend to do
not really. even brendan fraser could un-JUST himself if he lost some weight like most fatties. zac efron obviously bogged himself so hes out too
movie sucked ass
How to grow a full mustache?
I have the same beard and it feels good bros
That's a pretty average beard.
I don't get it.
Can you not grow beards?
just take test
test
I have a better beard but the hairline is something I can’t go against.