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why was sam so blindly loyal to frodo? what did frodo do to deserve this besides being a mary stu?
his family had been the baggins family gardeners for generations
so he was a serf?
i think hobbits just do whatever they want and sam's family decided to be servants to the baggins family im sure tolkien explains it somewhere
You're acting like that's a bad thing. Bilbo had the largest estate in the Shire. Him and Frodo were upper class and Sam was lower. The Bagginses needed things done around their estate and employed other people from the Shire. Everyone was happy.
how did the Baggins become the richest most propertied family in the Shire?
They weren't, the Tooks werre
Bilbo came back with a giant haul of gold and israeliteels from his quest with the dwarves
Pretty sure the Baggins family got very wealthy through their Sacksville-Baggins marriage line.
Sacksville-Baggins were poor as shit, that's why they lusted after Bag End so hard.
they moved from mordor during the hobbicaust of 0040, then after the shire took a liking to their off centre humour they managed to wrangle extensive sources of income through the popularity of their performers, and eventually they just got a stranglehold on the shire's economy through sheer ownership %
At this point Bilbo said frick it, not fun anymore, and pissed off to the boats while the world burned to the ground
where did I hear this before
Hobbits didn’t operate under feudalism, their system is supposed to be inspired by late 1700s England on some level.
sam a dick rider fr fr
Friendships confuse people who don't have friends.
Zoomers are raised to be fricked in the head, even more so then millenials
They can't grasp it because everything needs to be functional
They genuinely do not believe in love, because they see it as an afterthought of their desire for sex
They will never experience a real emotion in their lives
They spent their lives indoors with their surrogate friends that they occasional tip to give them a birthday shoutout or whatever. That's how deep relationships are to them.
They can't imagine that it used to be normal for kids of all ages to be out in the street playing all day. They will never know what it's like to just go one street over and start playing with new kids without even having to introduce yourself. They couldn't touch grass even if they wanted to.
Unlike older generations they grew up knowing everything was fricked and to not have high expectations. They don't have any hopes or dreams.
Gollum is literally me
lord of the rings was always queercoded. People with actual english degrees almost unanimously agree that Sam and Frodo were secretly gay and it was Tolkein's way of expressing his own homosexuality in an age where it was illegal to do so. Meanwhile Cinemaphilecels have the hugely complex interpretation of "THEY WUZ FRIENDS"
no it's literally a master-servant relationship. he may as well have been frodos butler. but he was his gardener instead.
sounds pretty gay homie
ummm you forgot to say media literacy
people with "actual english degrees" tend to be mostly homosexuals and women
So lord of the rings fans?
>carrying frodo to the volcano
holy kino
they should have removed all the aragorn crap though. just dragged the trilogy down
I was in high school when this shit came out and it didn't confuse me... it just seemed pretty gay. And all of my buddies thought it was gay.
I bet you rode the school bus
lord of the rings was fricking boringgg
>it's le gay to help your friend save the world when he's already carrying a great burden that causes one to go crazy
Also Bilbo lived a long long life. The interest he earned in his bank account was loads
Sam and Frodo more have a slave-master relationship
Sam is basically an Uncle Tom