This gets rolled into your class because
>poor weather
>substitute teacher
>class had good behavior etc
What kino gets played?
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This gets rolled into your class because. >poor weather. >substitute teacher. >class had good behavior etc
>Existential dread speedrun
>Everyone starts giggling at the naked people
>do french people really?
Omfg core memory.
Also for some great rrason always had a history teacher obsessed with The Gods must be crazy.
>the Earth explodes at the end
Why? Do they have an episode set in the future where humans destroy the planet?
Expendables 2
That freaky sex ed film where they show an ultra close up of a woman giving birth
And the cheeky teacher that plays it in reverse and says "this is what happens when your parents don't want you"
I think I saw that. SexEd was basically an hour of giggling until that WTF scene.
had good behavior
Sounds like a b***hass class 2bh
Black person.
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Inner city Black person
Willy Wonka and the chocolate factory, gene wilder version.
History class, 1996, picrel and the girl sitting in front of me always had her ass crack showing through the seat.
It was always Cool Runnings and it earned me the nickname uncle buck
That's bucked up.
Went to a New York suburb high school 2002-2006
Zoomer public school but was shown
>macbeth
>of mice and men
>glory
>r&j
>Erin brockovich
>super size me
We may have watched gandhi too but can’t remember
>Battle of Algiers
Why ?
Our teacher was a palestinian-american leftist who showed us all kind of commie shit like that and documentaries about how iraq was being starved by evil america and evil Christians bombed the Olympics
>no Miracle on Ice
Fake news. I watched that movie half a dozen times in school from 2002-2006.
>super size me
I'm thinking of suing my elementary school for showing us that false, unethical dogshit
>be the substitute teacher
>you're the one wheeling this outdated POS into the classroom
>kids are still excited about it
>i could give a frick at this point
>"kids, the Mrs. Chokesondick is out with the flu today, so we will be watching Frozen"
>Kids start singing "do you want to build a snowmannnnnn!!!"
>this has been going on all semester
>grit my teeth and smile
>i'm fricking losing it inside at this point
by my estimation, I've sat through Frozen 37 times now...it gets tough since they couldn't finish it in class period, so every fricking class started it over and over and over again.
Have you considered trying to do a lesson?
>I've sat through Frozen 37 times
Me babysitting my niece
Haha but she probably hasn't seen it once because her mouth is always full of something nice. Why do they like ice cream too much to pay attention?
Can't help yourself, can you?
>gets paid to sit on ass while kids watch a movie
the horror
Remember the Titans
Tv edited blue lagoon
watched a couple Miyazaki films on these, never saw one of his movies until seeing Spirited Away in class
Kino, outta fricking nowhere
I'm an oldgay. We used one of those TV's for English class in... 1992. They'd show us this bizarre show called Muzzy in Gondoland.
We still one of those old crap boxes in college back in the early 2000s. We had to watch Crash one semester in SOC.
Omfg Muzzy
I thought that was entirely French.
I watched Muzzy in 2011 in America, 6th grade. All the kids loved it
We watched this in a german class. The queen would say "Ich bin dick" and then repeat "dick" over and over. It was fricking hilarious.
The 2nd plane hitting the towers
>teacher pulls out the laserdisc
feels old man
Zoomer here. We watched the video of rodney king getting beaten
apocalypto
I am in a mental asylum.
My teacher unironically put on Apocalypto in 9th grade world history. Based af private school.
Live coverage of the Oklahoma City bombing.
Live coverage of 9/11.
Forrest Gump.
>that feel when you could hear the CRT whine from down the hall and knew what was coming before getting to class
so kino
>Tomorrow we shall engage general McClellan's forces at first light. I fear I may have watched my last kino. Our meager rations of green corn and sorghum syrup have given our company the spicy poopies something fierce. How I long for your sweet embrace, a seat by a warm hearth, plate of tendies with honey mustard dipping sauce, and an ice cold Code Red mountain dew. As always my love for you remains as a firefly in a mason jar. Tomorrow I fight for glory.
>Foldly;
>Anon.4ra88
9/11
Also sound of music 30 billion times
The Expendables
My school had only this one movie. It was shitty 240p, barely audible pirate copy which always started from the middle
Did you know Hanna-Barbera did bible stuff? And that it was absolutely kino? Catholic Kindergartners at my old school watched the entire series at some point before 1st grade
I watched these growing up, but never in school. I saw several but the Samson and David/Goliath episodes are kino of the highest order.
That edgy Romeo and Juliet remake
Clash of the Titans
Radio
Finding Nemo, or during Christmas, elf. I have seen elf over 20 times and finding probably over 30. I had a French teacher in high school who would just tell the sub to put on the French version of finding nemo. We probably watched french finding Nemo 15 times sophomore year.
WELL DID YOU LEARN THE FRENCH?
Pretty sure poisson is fish
very well then, going into my internal cataqlougugugugue of abstract but may be true frenchisms
I'm seeing some 16 y/o breasts in R&J my homie
I saw this in multiple science classes from fifth to eighth grade.
History teacher wanted to show us some Helen of Troy scene. tried to fast forward through butt scene, VHS does the freezy fast forward thing on her ass. entire classes sides ascend into orbit.
anyone else attend public school in southern california in the late 90s?
No but i did in the 2010s
My dumbass biology teacher would play X-Men every time he was hungover and didn't feel like teaching and then give us the same homework on mutation.
>No Eyewitness
I am disappoint.
sister act 2 for the 10th time
Sister Act 1 is infinitely better, 2 was too 'youth group' for me. You were possibly a shitty school so they felt it was appropriate.
tfw last school movie I remember watching was Ferris Bueler
>bad weather
why are american school got no roof?
Dumb esl poster
>below freezing
>tons of snow
>close to christmas
Yeah its kino watching time
The Buttercream Gang.
The lion king
If the teacher feels white guilt that day
>The blind side
If the teacher wants to bore us
>Studio ghibli
Remember the Titans and Radio 10 million times.
Johnny Belinda
The Oxbow Incident
Raisen in the Sun
400 Blows
Knife in the Water
I saw Romeo and Juliet at the drive-in with my girlfriend. She thought I was really romantic.
My mom made $50k year as a substitute teacher and she would go in and play movies and that was it.
And she had 3 months of summer vacation every year and full benefits.
I didn’t know Bobby Hill posted on Cinemaphile.
Overpaid
some pbs shit pic rel
memento for some reason.
probably fricking aladdin again, must have seen that at least 5 times in school, or maybe tomes and talismans, librarian loved to have us watch that
The Pianist. I've never seen a teacher get more annoyed when the class all lost their shit when the old man in the wheelchair gets casually tossed over the balcony.
The trebuchet documentary was Kino at Kelso High School
The OJ verdict. The class cheered. The SF Bay Area is the shithead capitol of the world.
How many of your classmates were melanin-enriched? I’m from rural Michigan and everyone in my school thought he was guilty, except possibly the only black kid in school, but she never said anything about it.
>be 1996
>be in 3rd grade
>inner city school
>be one of the few white kids
>teacher puts on "finding bobby fischer"
>Black person 3rd graders start saying shit like "get that lil b***h off the TV" etc
>Black folk start passing porn pictures (ripped out of magazines)
>don't remember movie at all.
>
jerry springer would be on tv during lunch time. maybe other ausgays remember watching jerry springer at school
It was always either bill nye or that one nature series that had the camera rolling through a museum that had animals coming to life, while a flute plays epic music in the background.
there's a youtuber i watch who told this story about getting the class to watch Beetlejuice because he knew Beetle juice says "nice fricking model" despite being a PG film