This Green Goblin walks up to you and throws your waifu off the roof. What do?
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This Green Goblin walks up to you and throws your waifu off the roof. What do?
This Green Goblin walks up to you and throws your waifu off the roof. What do?
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I catch them both with my super dee-duper fast reflexes and then I rape the Green Goblin
Jokes on him. I have none
About how many different grids do you have of those two at this point?
Not enough
Figured as much
kys tulpagay
I'm a boomer so I just high five him and buy him a beer
I know that no one is going to believe me so I throw myself off to avoid prison
Yell out that sssssssomebody stop him!
underrated post
Become BFFs with him and watch his grandkids, obviously.
current run a shit ofc, but I do wish we'd have a What if? or a mini where Peter and Norman become friends and fight crime together (or be villains together, either way, teamwork).
Norman has:
>killed the girl Peter loved
>killed his infant daughter
>drove his bff crazy, which resulted in his death
>orchestrated the Clone Saga
>killed Ben Reily
>faked Aunt May's death
>a whole punch of other nasty shit
Peter should hate Norman with every fiber of his being. This isn't like Superman and Luthor or Batman and Joker. Spider-man and Green Goblin's rivalry isn't ideological. It's entirely personal.
sure, but tbh, I meant BEFORE Gwen's death. ofc it wouldn't work after that. Hence why I mentioned What If?
OK, sure, but if Peter would just man up and get over it, we could have some fun team ups.
but really, a What If where Peter manages to help Norman back when they first learned each other's identities and they decide to partner up. It'd be an interesting concept
That happened in Spider-Man Unlimited
>Spider-Man Unlimited
the cartoon? That wasn't Norman though.
Well, Spider-Man and Norman became friends at the end of the Ultimate Spider-Man cartoon, but he wasn't the Green Goblin, he was Iron Patriot.
oh yeah, that cartoon. I didn't watch it, but why wasn't he the Goblin there? Just for the sake of variety?
He was mutated into the Green Goblin by Doctor Octopus and Spider-Man cured him in Season 3. That's when he becomes Iron Patriot.
thanks. Interesting choice to have Otto turn him into the Goblin. How was the show overall? I've never seen anyone say anything nice about it (though also not too much negative as well. Seems like it was a big, fat "meh")
I think its a good show with some of the best action scenes in a Spider-Man show (alongside Spectacular), but it definitely feels like its moreso aimed at people with ADHD with how utterly fast paced it is.
It honestly feels a lot like the Emperor's New School but with superheroes with how much 4th wall breaking and cutaway jokes there are.
It’s weird how chill normie is with him after the whole red goblin fiasco
Black person looks like that Indian Joker cat.
Fun fact, this gobliln actor's has said the n word
wasn't it the actor playing Peter? also all the twitter screenshots showed them saying it without the hard-r, so that's gay and lame
First it was that one when he was a teen, but the goblin one did it today.
Very much so, but in a crowdfunded thing so the crowd's opinion matters, regardless of how dumb it can be.
>the goblin one did it today.
based. Norman does come across as a guy who'd call someone a Black person every once and a while, even if he's fine with black people, so really they're being in-character
it really baffles me how Gobby was in MCUverse for like one day and did more demage to the universe than fricking Thanos
What damage did he do? Make the shield fall off the Statue of Liberty?
It’s peak discord drama, and the 13 year olds that make up the spider-man fanbase are lapping it up
yeah, it's a big nothingburger, but it's got all the little twatters tweeting away at it. I saw a few of the screenshots and it all comes across as just young adults being dumb, nothing else.
The shitposting around it's been good, though.
It's kind of telling that the director refusing to pay the storyboarders and artists for their work was the lesser scandal.
why would he throw himself off a roof
Watch as he does it cause Im not a super hero and lack any weapons capable of stopping him.
Say to him, "You know she can fly, right?"
>Milesgays screeching at some Hispanic writing a hilariously racist and stereotypical comic about him
>Spider-man fanfilm under fire for the actors using gamer words
busy, busy week. Now we just need some Gwen related drama and we're all set
>Spider-man fanfilm under fire for the actors using gamer words
What? Lotus is getting cancelled?
lol yes. I can't be bothered to look for the screenshots, but the main guy behind the project, actor playing Pete and apparently Gobby too used homie and such in chats. I didn't see any "Black folk" used (tho maybe there were, dunno) so to me, a Cinemaphile autist, this is very weak drama. Some nice KKK Spidey memes on twitter tho. People who hated the project from the start coming out and doing the usual "oh I knew it btw the guy said so and so to me too" tho I will admit the main dude behind it all is a bit of an idiot.
He’s some homosexual high school kid who thinks he’s the next Sam raimi. Unironically it sounds like some kid horsing around with his buddies using gamer words and some screenshots were taken. Not a great look when he said that he hasn’t seen aquaman because James wan is Asian and hence eats dogs lmao
Why can't people learn to just keep this shit to themselves? Didn't they grow up with smartphones and their peers and idols getting """exposed""" over this kinda stupid shit? Just keep it to yourself, that way when you have a passion porjcet coming out some literal who you haven't spoken to in years can't grab your life by the balls
I'm just wondering about the dude leaking at least the shit about the creator of the project. Like, dude was 9, the other guy ~12. Even if some comments are more recent, it still comes across as kiddie teen drama over
>he doesn't want to be friends with me anymore so I'm gonna tell on him >:(
I dunno, it doesn't seem such a big deal to me but what do I know. Sucks to see a passion project get fricked this way tho. I get talking about the creator not paying people, that's a bigger issue, but saying "homie"? Lmao
The guy who leaked it should have never been on the internet making friends with a Spider-Man fan page of all things. But his parents most likely threw an iPad at his face to occupy him
Too true, my family gave my cousin her own phone when she was in the 3rd grade and just let her go wild with it, now they're sad she hates them because they put all kinds of restrictions on it after she let slip about her 20 year old discord """"friends""""
Save her this time.
Chill and joke around with him, then grant him permission to kill everyone I love cuz that will show him.
>Peter, are you... alright? You keep asking me to kill your friends and family and while I'm fine with that, I am starting to worry for you.
Nothing. I just watch while she obliterates him
>This Green Goblin walks up to you and throws your waifu off the roof. What do?
I'd leave the area, I wouldn't even call a cop.
She isn't into me, and I'll still wank to her after she passes.
Depends if he asks me if I'm in or am I out
It's you who's out
OUT OF YOUR MIND
my waifu has canonically died hundreds of times, maybe even thousands. she'll be fine.
I didn't realize there was a thread up but I wrote a summary of the situation as of now here
I mean, did she deserve it? It's hard to say without context
Lotus Script leak
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1-TmMWvHbBxSNFYKUBAHXLGJthN3_IIdZxT2APU6Oa2k/edit
>a city that never slows down.
stopped reading there
Wait till we get the YouTube videos breaking down the script
Laugh, because I don't have a waifu.
Being as I don't have a "waifu", I would congratulate him on shitting down the throats of some lonely, would-be mental patients on Cinemaphile.
Got more leaks coming
https://twitter.com/Lotus_Leaks
zoomers really need to start learning again how to only say slurs on anonymous forums and use different usernames. If you're doing this shit with people you barely know and who are still so young, no shit they're gonna turn on you when you have a falling out
Frick his ass
I save her, of course.