This guy is always cracking one liners to hide what a petty little c**t he is. If you actually read between the lines he is one nasty little b***h. even more so than some actual drag queens you might meet.
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Remember when he faked a kidnapping at his comedy show to try to go viral
I've never seen him in a conversation where he isn't in joke mode. It's actually making me wonder if he has a joke mode or if he's actually genuinely like that all the time. Even on podcasts like that Chris Williamson one which isn't a comedy podcast he did not sound like an actual human being at all. Very weird guy.
he just repeats back whatever people say to him in that obnoxious fake put-on voice he does
thats something moronic 20 year olds do and quickly grow out of it by literally gaining any form of life experience
the only person i know in real life who likes comedy but hates mark normand is a bipolar homosexual who hasn't been able to hold down a job for the last ten years.
you're in good company anon
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The guy is genuinely autistic, he's not faking it.
Is it like tourette’s but with jokes?
>goes on Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast
>discussion is about kids
>Matt's wife is black and their kids are mixed
>something gets mentioned about umbilical cords getting wrapped around a kids neck in pregnancy
>Mark blurts out a lynching joke
Dude cant control himself. He has almost no filter and can be hilarious sometimes. The way he talks like he's doing a strange Norm/Seinfeld impression 24/7 is probably what has kept him alive for so long despite compulsively blurting out obscene shit due to his high power level.
>>Matt's wife is black and their kids are mixed
gets mentioned about umbilical cords getting wrapped around a kids neck in pregnancy
>>Mark blurts out a lynching joke
Love this frickin weirdo.
Shane is such a homosexual.
I seriously detest Shane for grifting on "aren't liberals so dumb guys?" But also desperately wanted to be a part of their clubs and shows. It's embarrassing. He should have shown some balls and went public that SNL asked him back but he turned them down. Instead he went on the show to really demonstrate how cucked he really is.
>have his career forever be relegated to chud podcast comedian and turn down big opportunities in the name of being based and sticking it to the libs
He’s moronic but not that moronic88x
the funny one for me is how rogan is now fully anti-liberal and moves to texas but specifically moves to the most liberal city in the state. could have gone to literally any city in texas which are all conservative, but deliberately chooses the most woke liberal city there
The thing about most liberals, they rarely change their minds, merely change host organisms.
>acting like SNL is the gateway to fame and fortune
>in the Year of Our Lord
I don't really see it, man.
Normalgays still think SNL is funny
because he's a degenerate stoner. literally no other reason
Weed is defacto legal in TX now because cops won't care unless you have over an ounce. They don't even charge for paraphernalia in my county anymore they just confiscate it.
i thought that only applies to austin, but fair enough
ive been listening to the podcast for like 5 years now but have heard every episode. while its great to see the point shanes gotten to and where he used to be, living in poverty while traveling to open mics all over, its disapppointing how hes basically just crapping on the main thing that got him here, the podcast, because hes too busy with everythign else
At least Matt still cares. I always enjoyed his contributions more anyway. I genuinely find myself wondering if Shane is going to abandon the podcast even harder in the coming months now that he has the Netflix show.
He should have done the Chinatown bit that got him canned from SNL verbatim when he came back to host
>Let the Chinks live there!"
I mean it's kinda true. It's always a slightly more intelligent person describing life to morons and normies.
>every one of the bastards that are out for legalizing marijuana israeli
Yes, every one of the 500,000 pot-smoking hippies were israeli.
What a tard
Yes, every one of the "500,000 pot-smoking hippies" were "out for legalizing marijuana"
He's obviously talking about politicians and lobbyists and activists.
>Yes, every one of the "500,000 pot-smoking hippies" were "out for legalizing marijuana"
The hippies? As in, the Grateful Dead-loving, Eastern religion-loving, big government-hating bohemians? Yes, virtually all of them were in favor of the legalization of pot.
They weren't the ones "out", they were staying in getting high.
Hey who let the black homosexual up on the stage?
Ha-haaaaaaaaaaaaa, comedy!
Hey Joe you shouldn't be posting that about your "friend"
He’s just autistic
not even his just a dopey moron
Nah I think he's just a soulless narcissist
I sense no genuine human emotion from this guy other than anger. And he's not funny at all.
agreed
he comes across as very mean spirited and talentless
>Comedian is petty
No shit? Most talent in the performing arts don't go there because they're well adjusted.
shut up mark you smug little twerp
If I was Mark I would have ended that post with a ha ha
He seems like a sex pest, wonder if he let's wife pegs him
I personally dislike him the same reason I dislike Schulz, Segura, Callen, Theo Von, etc.
All these homosexuals spent 15 years doing stand up in broom closets. Nobody knew who the frick they were. Suddenly they start tonguing Rogan's balls and now they all have podcasts and a somewhat recognizable name.
If I were an unknown comedian, I would rather die unknown than pretend Rogan is a friend and have to listen to his poor attempts at humor.
>than pretend Rogan is a friend and have to listen to his poor attempts at humor.
>jamie pulls up a snopes article debunking you
>ackshually rogan is the top comedian of all time therefore the best
it's easy to have integrity when you have no talent and no one gives a shit about you
>have no talent and no one gives a shit about you
You mean like all those comedians before Rogan made them famous?
more specifically i meant like you, morono
literally not one of these current era comedians have ever been funny once
the old ones suck too
basically stand up is for morons
>the stand up is for morons troony has joined the thread
Schulz, Seguea,Callen and Kreischer are complete hacks, unlike Theon Von, Gillis and Normand. Also they already had quite a following before they met Rogan, they just weren't superstars.
He definitely uses Cinemaphile, he name drops it constantly but the question is what boards??
he’s funny and knows his place
You ever listen to his stand up or podcast? He's terribly unfunny. Him and Ari are complete drags that only survive by being old friends with Joe from the Comedy Store back in the day. That's it. They are total hacks.
One of these days people will wake up to Joe marketing these talentless unfunny morons and his credibility will go to zero.
Thats what I think, anyway.
mark always talks about being autistic yet has always gotten tons of sex and is even married now, is very funny and somewhat famous too. wish i could be his type of autistic
why does youtube keep recommending his channel to me
Strange how so many autists have a similar look.
you mean Baby Mark Normand?
Any one watch the new Mike Recine special? I thought it was really good
He is just a quip machine. Sitting in the backlines and waiting for someone to say something so he can add a punchline. He's the comedian form of sloppy seconds
he never adds anything
he just repeats it in that stupid fake voice
he also literally goes
>heyyyooooo
frickin homosexual
His entire schtick is just either quipping, or adding jizz,anal,queef ect to a sentence
It's just like a kid saying as many swear words as possible to sound edgy
Joe list is x10 funnier than him on the podcast, and should replace mark on protect our parks
This is an odd amount of preoccupation with an entertainer's personality who isn't a beautiful woman. Anon, are you a homosexual?
He got super uncomfortable while watching a rap song making fun of Bert and Tom. The song is fire btw