This guy walks into your house and eats your wife's cookies. What do you do?

This guy walks into your house and eats your wife's cookies. What do you do?

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  1. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Give his wife cocaine

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Give his wife cocaine.

      cocainemind

  2. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Give his wife cocaine.

  3. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    How was he so confident about fricking with Arnie?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Basic biology. His long, fat wiener puts him higher on the totem pole than jacked Arnold with his slightly-below average weenie.

  4. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    men and woman cannot be friends this is a biological fact

  5. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    STAHP IT
    STAHP IT
    STAH-STAH-STAHP IT

  6. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    PUT THE COOKIE DOWN
    NOW!

  7. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Lol I remember being a kid and not seeing what the big deal is. This guy was doing everything for Arnold, he didn't even need to lift a finger.

    When you grow up you realize how much of a snake this guy was.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      You were naive. Even as a kid his behaviour towards the mom didn't sit right with me and felt slimy.

  8. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    WHO TOLD YOU THAT YOU COULD EAT MAI COOKIEZ?!

  9. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    yell at him to PUT THAT COOKIE DOWN!

    NOW!

  10. 6 months ago
    Anonymous
  11. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I miss him so much. He can eat all the cookies he wants.

  12. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I like at the beginning of the movie during the Karate recital or whatever all the neighborhood moms were trying to jump Phil Hartman's bones yet he wanted Schwarzenegger's wife instead for some reason.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >he wanted Schwarzenegger's wife instead for some reason

      once you're good enough you don't want to play on easy mode

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Gotcha

  13. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I bench press my way out of it

  14. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    What's with the JATW posting all of a sudden? I swear I've seen this thread just hours ago. Not that I'm complaining, just rewatched it recently.

    Fun fact: Phil was apparently such a class act irl that everyone had problems acting as if he was such a slimeball.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's Christmas.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >What's with the JATW posting all of a sudden?

        Um...there is a big holiday coming up in a few days that's related to the movie...

        Where are the other christmas movie threads then?

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          There have been Home Alone threads every day lately. One is up right now.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            Why are there no Scrooged threads huh?

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              Why the frick should there ever, ever be a Scrooged thread?

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Go make one then.

                that's a shit movie

                Okay what about a The Santa Clause thread?

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              Go make one then.

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              that's a shit movie

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            They don't have anything to do with the movie. Its the same "I can't believe this lower class family whose dad and mom polished boots on the street and totally weren't portrayed as high paid executives in their fields could afford this beautiful mansion" thread thats been reposted since at least the early 2010s.

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              >"I can't believe this lower class family whose dad and mom polished boots on the street and totally weren't portrayed as high paid executives in their fields could afford this beautiful mansion" thread thats been reposted since at least the early 2010s.

              Thanks Obama.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Thanks Black person

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >What's with the JATW posting all of a sudden?

      Um...there is a big holiday coming up in a few days that's related to the movie...

  15. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >starting getting spammed on israelitetube recommends of people making their stupid video essays trashing this movie
    What the frick they do not have room to talk with the diarrhea they've watched for the last 15. Its a fun mindless movie carried by casting the greatest screen presences of their time all together. Fricking hate israelitetube kiddos.

  16. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I would stop and listen to what he has to say, which is what no one did.

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