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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    who cares

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      my penis cared

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      You're not interested to see that Elon Musk played porn Wario?

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    peach grimes sex

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    The only time I ever found Grimes to be good looking

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Grimes was cute here and did a good job. The surprise of her appearing without it being announced was nice

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >The only time I ever found Grimes to be good looking
      Your a half man at best
      Claire is mine for what it's worth. I need you channlers to help me make Elon pay for defiling her

  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I would, and I would text her later.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      She got FFS to have a more feminine face

  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Daily reminder that millenials shat and came in their pants whenever Grimes released a music video

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm a millenial and I never even heard of her

  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Elon is /ourguy/

  7. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    It didn't because I didn't watch it.

  8. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why did Princess Peach have an Italian accent?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      What accent should she have

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Grimes has never played a video game

  9. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I love grimes. Making some of the most innovative pop music right now

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Same.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >The Motto
        Good shit.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >dogecoin moons ahead of the show because of Elon's twitter
        >annoying pajeets and morons go full hype
        >Elon admits that dogecoin is a hussle on air and it burns
        >whole Indian villages see their communal funds disappear overnight and idiots lose their inheritance money on a fricking animal coin

        Good show and it looks like everyone had fun.

        It's a shame that Grimes and Elon Musk divorced, they seemed like one of those couples that were also best friends even if it did mean Grimes popped up in a random interview on WWII plane engines.

        Based and Lush-pilled.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      10 years ago yes, now she makes shitty edm

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        No, now as well. Both Art Angels and Miss Anthropocene was great and I’ve warmed up to the tracks from Book I

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Art Angels
          >now
          That was 8 years ago. Everything she's made since has been extremely boring, generic pop and occasionally edm

  10. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why would SNL do this when boomers don't even know what Mario Kart is? The median age of their audience is probably 75

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Never mind, it just occurred to me: they wanted their audience to ask the grandkids what this skit was about, so the grandkids would in turn ask them what "SNL" is

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      boomers went out and bought us Mario Kart when it was first released

  11. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I know. I was here on Cinemaphile when it happened. And yes, it was terrible.

  12. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >he bought?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      is that his son?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      She disappeared for like 9 months after she posted this

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Where is she now?

  13. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    lol I remember tuning into this SNL when I hate the show because we were all convinced it was going to make Doge shoot threw the roof, like many others I missed the peak at the beginning of the ep and it plummetted before the ep was over

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Same. Are you still in crypto shit? It became my full time occupation since then

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Anon, a wagie job is more less demeaning than shilling cryptos, especially at this point.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >threw the roof
      Good luck with crypto, "your" going to need it.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Same. Are you still in crypto shit? It became my full time occupation since then

      >Buying high and selling low.
      Lol losers

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Everyone does this
        >Suddenly nobody can buy anything "low" or sell "high"

        The general populace cannot into stocks.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I sold at 60 cents shit was so cash.

  14. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    elon musk is going to become woke any day now

  15. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    the most hilarious part about it is that snl would most likely not have elon ever again

    it's fricking hilarious how much the leftist turned on him quickly. then again, how much of that is real is debatable.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      turns out being a moron fraud gets you in the end

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        In Minecraft?
        If not, then gg to you anon.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          What's the story behind this anyways why were they saying that stuff about him?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Seethe more with your lies

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Its as if new information came available and people reassessed someone based on that info. You write like you are ESL btw.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >You write like you are ESL btw
        Elon Musk is an ESL too btw.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          It is nice that you wouldn't know based on the way he speaks and writes. Good on him.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Elon has some bad grammar too
            https://allnews.ng/news/reno-omokri-schools-man-who-corrected-elon-musks-grammatical-blunder

            A black man had to correct him.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              >omits the implicit subject
              He's just speaking informally. Brits do this constantly in casual conversations if you browse Cinemaphile.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Same with Trump. Never forget they had an entire episode based around sucking his dick

  16. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    elon is legitimately moronic and his shoeonhead gf is ugly

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I bet you're really rich and have a much hotter gf

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        you get mega-rich by being in the right place at the right time and starting with parent-based connections. slightly above average iq helps, but isn't necessary. Do you think Zuck, say, was actually some visionary who saw something the rest of the world couldn't? Obviously not, you've seen the movie.

  17. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    TFW when it's a Grimes episode
    Heart.emoji

  18. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Elon plays a character a character that is a rich greedy troll
    kind of based
    too bad normies don't know about Captain Syrup

  19. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    i still like her music tbhonestly, i love geidi prime's edginess

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's good to see Grimes being recognized on this God forsaken board
      You've proven you are all aren't totally worthless

      are you guys serious? her music is 100 percent gay.

  20. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine being the richest man on Earth, fricking models, and you impregnate a d-list Pitchfork praised musician. Dude really couldn't hook up with Taylor Swift?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Musk is a weirdo and Taylor is an alpha b***h

  21. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's good to see Grimes being recognized on this God forsaken board
    You've proven you are all aren't totally worthless

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Grimes is zoomer's first experimental/electronic musician. There's nothing especial in knowing her music.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I've never even heard of this b***h. Pop media and edm fricking blows

  22. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Grimes’ trackmarks are worrying.

  23. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >the cave tube sub that wouldn't work for the rescue for that one cave rescue, so he ends up calling one of the guys doing the actual rescue a pedo for whatever reason
    >largely did nothing at Paypal other than try to rebrand it as X, which everyone at the company thought was so stupid they ousted him
    >Tunnel project in Vegas to fix traffic ended up being "rent a tesla for like 10 minutes in this tunnel"
    >Tesla cars are mostly a scam; self driving/self braking is not road safe whatsoever, batteries ignite randomly and violently, so the tesla tunnel is an actual safety hazard. Also cuts corners a lot.
    >had a book about his childhood made for him, which depicts him getting pushed down stairs at school by "bullies." His own father chimed in and say it was deserved, because he was actually the bully who was harassing the other kid over his mom being dead and got his shit pushed in as a result
    >Space X going badly, recently he cut corners with his launch/landing pad which resulted in it being destroyed but also somehow polluting the area from the destruction.
    >Might be doing illegal shit with Starlink in terms of the Ukraine war, as he randomly cuts off support during missions
    >Got drunk and flashed his dick to a female intern, tried to buy off silence not with money but a racehorse
    >Meme-purchasing Twitter for 44 billion dollars, realizes you do not meme-purchase anything in that price range fricking ever but already signed off on it so he's fricked financially, has to (allegedly) get a Saudi loan otherwise he had to sell his Tesla stock to pay it off, may end up having to do so if he wants to live (if allegations are true)
    >everything twitter related shows he has no idea what he is doing, still pushing that shitty X thing nobody cares about
    >Doge coin lmao
    >Tries to tough-guy on Zuckerburg, who actually responds and is willing to follow through, so he backs down and reups his antics then backs down again numerous times. Mom had to intervene at one point.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Capitalize all of your sentences or none of them. Don’t half-ass your shit.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        too bad moron

  24. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >wire transfer of $10,000 that I was expecting finally went through
    >put it all into crypto
    >16 hours later this happened
    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

  25. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    look at these 2 autistic b***hes

  26. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    who’s gonna pop his ass?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Saudis, probably.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Wrong semites.

  27. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I remember when wokies loed Elon Musk and called him the real life Tony Stark, apparently they hate him because he bought twitter and made them ban child porn or something, weird how quickly those woke freaks turn on each other.

  28. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Who the frick is Grimes?

  29. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >puffy dress sleeves
    >silk gloves
    UNGHHH

  30. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Grimes realized her mistake at least

  31. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Only time she ever looked hot.

  32. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >was known as visionary tech genius
    >know is some racist maga chud uncle who cant do anything succesful and got lucky thanks to dads startup capital/help

    He really should have just kept his mouth shut.

  33. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    American culture has been dead since Covid. Trump was unironicallty peak America and you fools voted him out

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >you fools voted him out
      No I didn’t vote because I’m not a senile old boomer moron.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >”voted”

      Yes Anon, Biden definitely got the most votes in history

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        No one wanted Biden to be president, they were just wanted Trump out of there so they did t have to hear his autistic whining every day. The senile president is a lot less embarrassing than the fat gay senile president

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          amd therefore more people voted for biden than for any president in history, got it anon

  34. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    She didn't release a single good song after Art Angels

  35. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Was this a humiliation ritual? Claire had a nervous breakdown afterwards

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Good

  36. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    https://streamable.com/073sp
    This happened

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      SNL sure has changed.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      toxic af should be scrubbed from the internet

  37. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    It was funny to finally see this comically mean, greedy, gross dirtbag in a television series. I just don't get why they dressed him up as Wario.

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