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Glad Kathleen Kennedy has finally taken the L on that casting decision. Thanks, Spielberg!
oh god and they're supposed to?...MODS
No way it does
>>Solo: A Star Wars Story – 13-10 BBY
>>Where Does Obi-Wan Kenobi fit in the timeline? It's been confirmed that the series is set 10 years after the events of Revenge of the Sith, placing this story firmly between the prequel films and the original trilogy, with A New Hope picking up nine years after this point.
It is.
Kenobi is 9 BBY, Luke is 19 in ANH so Solo ends 1 year before
Well, it only means that Han was even year older
Yeah, it doesn't change much, I just have the 'tism
I'd probably unironically join the Empire, of course I think the Death Star was moronic.
You don't need to destroy a whole planet to destroy a whole planet.
I'm a CIS man, myself
Tell me you don't know about operation cinder without telling me you don't know about operation cinder
Harrison Ford was 14 years older than Carrie Fisher
What does that have to do with Han Solo being less than 14 years older than Leia?
Han is supposedly 10 years older than Leia. They cast a 7 year old to play 10 year old Leia and a 30 year old to play 20 year old Han. Disney and Lucasfilm are just morons.
Casting a 7 year old makes sense if they intend to use her for several years and also use her for several years if you know what I mean
I'm certain they have some sort of Leia Expanded Universe in the works.
Jesus. Han was 7 when the clone war started.
So Han was 29 in ANH? Must have been rough years lol
Kid Leia actress turns 10 in a couple days. Show was shot barely a year ago.
Okay, so? It would have been weird if Hand fricked her at point but since he fricks her after 12 years, it's perfectly ok.
exactly
I mean it's pretty obvious in ANH Han is supposed to be a lot older than Luke
You're implying that Luke and Leia were twins in ANH which they weren't, they were appropriately aged romantic interests
I mean, she's space legal.
Not that weird. Most women peak sexually between the ages of 10-12.
>Hand
Hand Solo?
the writer have potato for brains so no surprise here.. I used to love star wars but disney really ruined any chance of saving it now
Unironically thought she was hot. I'm baffled nobody else here did. Explain yourselves, dickybros.
kys pedo
So Han Solo is a pedo?
This isn’t my Star Wars
>SHE WAS 19 YEARS OLD WHEN HE MET HER YOU SICK FRICK!
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kek
wasn't he always supposed to be much older than her? He always calls Luke a kid and Leia is the same age
Does it mean that Han has a thing for kids?
things were just different in the 70s man
So are you saying that 21 year old Han isn't that much older than 10 year old Leia?
Also, Obi-Wan somehow ages this much in 7 years, after barely aging at all in 10 years.
Why the frick is Yidsney so lazy and shitty?
How much you wanna bet there'll be some Force magic that ages him 10 years or so?
Not gonna lie constant stress aged me like 10 years while I was dealing with my insane ex-wife.
Congrats on the verdict, Johnny!
Living in a desert with 1 sun fricks you up, imagine 2 suns
Then why did he barely age after 10 years of living in a desert with 2 suns? In this Kenobi show, despite referring to him as old-looking, he looks barely any older than in Revenge of the Sith.
>In this Kenobi show, despite referring to him as old-looking, he looks barely any older than in Revenge of the Sith.
Well it's been 17 fricking years in real life so it's just Ewan's fault for failing to age enough
what puta pussy does to a motherfricker
Meanwhile Hayden could pass for Anakin in ROTJ
>Hair dye and old age makeup doesn't exist.
I went from completely dark brown hair to completely grey from the start of covid to today. Stress ages you like a mother.
Leia will "die" and he'll use force healing to save her but this will age him up
But saving people from death is a dark side power
>But saving people from death is a dark side power
Not true, didn't you see Rise of Skywalker?
No but I did see this which describes it as such
I would literally turn 360 degrees and walk out of my living room if that happens
but turning 360 would mean that you would walk into the tv!
stress + desert sun
Rebels is trash, end of story.
So far rebels has been better than this show. I think it's cause rebels consisted mainly of a new cast that occasionally interacted with a familiar face. It was harder to frick up established characters
Yet, those new characters are the most obnoxious mother frickers to ever grace the silver screen.
Lmao yeah... Thinking back your not wrong. I think I just liked rebels cause I watched it with my bro with low expectations and whenever they'd do something stupid we'd be like "that's you lmao" "no thats you" etc.
That's comfy.
My brother I and never watched it together, I'd watch it on my own and then make fun of it to him and he'd get annoyed
In the last episode he will most likely die or get gravely wounded. Reva, who is now redeemed, uses her force power to revive him, but he looks like he's supposed to. The End.
lol why did you use the cartoon version?
it's going to have somethign to do with healing the severe burns he just got in the third episode.
why do people say this like alec guiness was so shriveled up old man and like ewan doesnt have lines all over his face? the only differences are his hair turns all white and that ewan has a charming face while alec has a serious british man face
its literally just the grey at this point,
darkest timeline* reboot a new hope with hayden Ewan and a new han ,lea and, luke
Ewan has aged 17 years since RotS, but Obi-Wan has only aged 10 years since RotS.
McGregor is 12 years younger than Guiness when he played Obi. Just 3 years of mismatch, anon.
Knoxville's hair turned completely white within a few months
Lazy and shitty, says the guy who says “Yidsney”.
All he needed was a streak of gray on his beard or sideburns
sick fricks in a galaxy far far away.
In universe age difference between Han and Leia is 13 years. Actual age difference between Ford and Fisher was 14 years.
Based Disney
IT'S A HIVE OF CUN AND VILLANY"
>Han is older than Leia
Yeah this has always been the case.
and always well be. b***h died.
Well Harrison Ford IS israeli.
it was a different time, a long time ago...
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I mean I am fricking a woman 11 years younger than me she's 22 and I'm 33.
This is normal no woman wants to frick young guys in their 20s.
When they get 40 they will.
How do you do it anon?
Why does KK keep hiring girls with foreheads like that?
I am 37 and I have a 19 year old gf
This is normal you incels
Too young. They can't get shitfaced with you at the bar at 19.
They can in non-burgerstan nations but also drinking alcohol kills your test and gains.
you're more like her grandpa; if not now then soon
Teach me your ways for when I'm in my 30s too
>have hair
>have a job
>bonus if you have a house
Boom it's REALLY easy in your 30s.
I'm a balding, 31 year old, NEET who lives with his parents.
are your parents at least rich?
when does your hair start to fall? is this any bad?
calm down broccoli
Hans Solo is a pedophile? glad he fricking died.
What about this?
pls explain
>What about this?
yes Norrington was a pedophile too
God I wish I lived in the 1700s in some aristocratic english family and this being my future to be wife.
imagine being betrothed to her
EVERYONE KEEPS DEADNAMING BEN
Theres no laws in space.
Star Goys loves feminism and pedophiles
men in their 30s should date women in their 20s. the only age gap more natural than that is illegal
>Leia thinks Obi-Wan looks more like her grandfather than her father
b***h THIS IS YOUR DADDY and don't get me started on your real daddy
Bravo Lucas.
When started college my gf was ten
Based if true
harrison ford
>plays han solo, sho is a pedo
>plays indiana jones, who is a pedo
george lucas
>created han solo, who is a pedo
>created indiana jones, who is a pedo
who is kino here and who is in the wrong?
star wars has no laws against dicky
>han solo, who is a pedo
beg pardon
han solo goes for little girls in the Extended Universe, so maybe it's not canon now that Disney is in charge. or maybe he's an even bigger young girl lover/chaser now. we'll maybe never know unless they address it directly
it was unironically a different time. A grown man having a relationship with a 16 year old was hardly even controversial back then
back then older man younger woman was not that crazy
then what is darth maul doing?
He has built a crime organization and is trying to work up to usurping Palpatine. He kills 3 inquisitors in the cartoon before being killed (for real this time) by Obi-Wan on Tatooine.
this little c**t just has the ultimate little c**t look she unironically looks like she should be a villain or like the little girl from the lynch dune movie
>Johnny Depp and Amber Heard
The SWINOverse timeline.
SHE WAS A CHILD AT ONE POINT YOU SICK FRICK
>she was a former child you sick frick
This, tbh.