this is a common fantasy scenario, but in reality all servers want to clock the frick out and just get away from people they had to tolerate during the shift.
I just looked it up: >Scrapple, also known by the Pennsylvania Dutch name Pannhaas, is traditionally a mush of pork scraps and trimmings combined with cornmeal and wheat flour, often buckwheat flour, and spices. The mush is formed into a semi-solid set loaf, and slices of the scrapple are then pan-fried before serving. Scraps of meat left over from butchering, not used or sold elsewhere, were made into scrapple to avoid waste.
Fricking disgusting.
I'm filled with doubt, depression and constant suicidal thought, my humor is 99% self-deprecating, I think of myself as ugly and unlovable, and this has STILL happened to be at least three times.
So the question is: Why has this never happened to YOU?
I'm tired of women. Can they stop existing in life and in movies? I'm just tired, friends. I swear, the fricking hurt and stress these beings have caused me have shaved off at least 5 years off of my lifespan.
It happens all too often, OP. Every time I walk into a diner, weary from hunger, I try to order something, and it just smash cuts to me having sex with the person who was serving me. I haven't had a proper meal in years.
Reminds me of the first episode of the tv show Banshee when the just released from prison ex-con stops at a random bar for a beer. In one scene the cute bartender is checking him out and in the next scene they are fricking in the back of the bar on top of cases of liquor.
nurses and women who work other night shift jobs are really easy to pick up if you're moderately good looking.
I don't know what it is about the night shifts that makes them like that
There was this strip club I went to all the time after work to have some beers, look at breasts and sometimes get a private dance or whatever. A cute server worked there and it got the point she knew my name and was always serving me. One day I was there and asked her for another beer but she said she was about to clock out, but she would tell another server to attend me. I told her I had to go home too, then we met outside for a bit, chatted, found out she didn't live far from my place so I offered her a ride home. She asked if I still wanted another beer, I said yes, we went to my place and fricked all night long. We became fwb for a while but sort of broke it off after COVID happened, the strip club closed down and she had to move back to her hometown for a while.
God I wish I wasn't ugly and taller than 176cm
It's so fricking over I am so lonely but at this point it's impossible for me to find a gf let alone a one night stand
life is so cruel to men
Maybe not to you, lil guy.
if you havent fricked at least one girl the same night you met her, you're basically still a virgin
I did, but it was so shit I still consider myself a virgin (we were both wasted)
Scrapple is a real thing, idiot
this is a common fantasy scenario, but in reality all servers want to clock the frick out and just get away from people they had to tolerate during the shift.
Not to mention how gross workshift pussy is
>workshift pussy
>gross
speak for yourself
>he likes the smell of day-old piss
Everyone's got their thing, I guess.
if your girls pussy tastes like piss its on her
What kino is this?
anchorman
This was her big break in show business, never acted again. Her parents must be proud.
The whole family got together to watch her on tv
This scene was so out of left field. Whose wiener did she suck to get this scene?
god i love black women
Was this scene really necessary
Yes, shut up. We need more black on blackinese lesbo action
This is a scene of her cheating so naturally the light the scene dimly and pick a negress that looks exactly like her actual dyke accomplice in sin.
Damn they got some nice sets on them
At least 100% of those women are pornstars, right?
Probably not. Pornstars make you take off your own clothes.
Imagine having a female doss
Is he drunk? How does he not have whisky dick?
he's actually just mashing wet noodle dick inside her
I would tenderly caress her mustache. Yes I'm very alone
>[dog barks]
frick
Why can't I get a mid, slightly busted face, chubby mystery meat gf?
I DESERVE THAT!
she's easily an 8 in todays galconomy, pal
>writer’s barely disguised fantasy
>that zoom-in on McNutty before the webm loops and he wakes up
Perfection.
Like a Groundhog Day porn parody. Slampig Day.
>(dog barking)
YOU JUST KNOW
wtf is scrapple
second hand apple merch
I just looked it up:
>Scrapple, also known by the Pennsylvania Dutch name Pannhaas, is traditionally a mush of pork scraps and trimmings combined with cornmeal and wheat flour, often buckwheat flour, and spices. The mush is formed into a semi-solid set loaf, and slices of the scrapple are then pan-fried before serving. Scraps of meat left over from butchering, not used or sold elsewhere, were made into scrapple to avoid waste.
Fricking disgusting.
I live in North Jersey and it is nonexistent, but in South Jersey it's everywhere. And yea it's not good.
>dirty bawds don't exist
jej
virginbros... we`ll never get free sex after eating eggs...
Have you tried eating ALL the eggs?
It’s only free if your time is worthless/ you immediately kick her out after
It happens to main characters
>another repost of a repost of a repost
Christ, this site has never been worse, and nobody cares
i think this reply is a repost
the shield
>the shield
Not it isn't you homosexual. I already watch the shield and I don't remember that scene or those characters.
watch it again
I'm filled with doubt, depression and constant suicidal thought, my humor is 99% self-deprecating, I think of myself as ugly and unlovable, and this has STILL happened to be at least three times.
So the question is: Why has this never happened to YOU?
>t. Bo Burnham
waitress is never attractive at dennys 2 am
I wouldn't know, I've never been to Denny's.
You say that because you never had to get it on.
I'm tired of women. Can they stop existing in life and in movies? I'm just tired, friends. I swear, the fricking hurt and stress these beings have caused me have shaved off at least 5 years off of my lifespan.
Zoomers will never understand what it's like to have sex with a girl they didn't meet on a dating app or instagram.
That actually makes me sad.
she was a police groupie. she saw his gun. that's why her room is full of fireman shit.
Anything?
looks really easy. why haven’t you done this yet, Cinemaphile?
because I'm a coward
I asked out my hairdresser a few weeks ago and got rejected. You're right, it is easy to do, and at least I know now.
If we're being honest, she put 90% of the work into that interaction
It happens all too often, OP. Every time I walk into a diner, weary from hunger, I try to order something, and it just smash cuts to me having sex with the person who was serving me. I haven't had a proper meal in years.
Reminds me of the first episode of the tv show Banshee when the just released from prison ex-con stops at a random bar for a beer. In one scene the cute bartender is checking him out and in the next scene they are fricking in the back of the bar on top of cases of liquor.
those breasts look huge
I didn't watch the show but I can't imagine many things get a girl wetter than saying "I just got out of prison"
It only happens to chad
This once actually did happen to me, I went to a restaurant, met a server, she paid for my meal and then we went out after and then fricked.
Are you an attractive cop in the throws of a depression?
literally happened to me once
nurses and women who work other night shift jobs are really easy to pick up if you're moderately good looking.
I don't know what it is about the night shifts that makes them like that
There was this strip club I went to all the time after work to have some beers, look at breasts and sometimes get a private dance or whatever. A cute server worked there and it got the point she knew my name and was always serving me. One day I was there and asked her for another beer but she said she was about to clock out, but she would tell another server to attend me. I told her I had to go home too, then we met outside for a bit, chatted, found out she didn't live far from my place so I offered her a ride home. She asked if I still wanted another beer, I said yes, we went to my place and fricked all night long. We became fwb for a while but sort of broke it off after COVID happened, the strip club closed down and she had to move back to her hometown for a while.
she looks like she fricks gypsies
God I wish I wasn't ugly and taller than 176cm
It's so fricking over I am so lonely but at this point it's impossible for me to find a gf let alone a one night stand
life is so cruel to men