This HAS to be the most embarrassing role in Krasinski's career. >Smartest man on earth >Dies literally within 10 seconds

This HAS to be the most embarrassing role in Krasinski's career.

>Smartest man on earth
>Dies literally within 10 seconds

  1. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    i don't care

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      only actual person who's posted in this thread

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      fpbp

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      based

  2. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wanda's power level is unmatched through the entire movie, being smart doesn't prevent you from dying to Wanda

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      That was another idiotic plot point, if wanda is THIS powerful then why can't she kill everyone in 10 seconds?

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's capeshit man, just think of it as ultimate cooldowns in a video game or something

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          the only reason this character isn't a total embarrassment at this point is because of the one dude that played him back then

          no

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >if wanda is THIS powerful then why can't she kill everyone in 10 seconds
        She was under attack throughout most of the film and had to defend herself.
        The only time this didn't happen was against Black Bolt (she had time to hex him) and Reed who simply had the wrong strategy.
        Captain Carter and Marvel put up a good fight, but she ultimately killed them.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Why didnt she just turn everyone into snakes?

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            Because it's hard when you're defending yourself from other magic users or even regular people.
            At least that's what I'm assuming the reason is. It's not very good writing, but killing everyone from the get go would've made for a more boring movie.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          you are a gay for saying they put up a good fight, that shit was all just feminist propaganda by feige. he always makes the girls put up a better fight than the guys like he did with captain marvel vs thanos and witch vs thanos in that awful endgame movie. carter and captain marvel should have both been shredded just like reed was but they weren't because of feige's shitty plot armor for female characters. i'm so glad i don't watch these movies anymore and that the public is slowly losing interest in them too.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        For the same reason why Thanos couldn't.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      You would think he would be smart enough to know that stretching out to grab someone who just demonstrated reality warping powers wouldn't be such a hot idea.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        What could he have done?

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Called in someone smarter and more magical than him to deal with it. You know, Doctor Doom.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Put her in a magic-proof shield that he just happened to have designed and built last week for ... uh ... research or something ...

          He could have sent her to another fucking dimension or disintegrated her glass canon arse before she had time to react.

          How about if you're going to talk to Black Bolt use those words to tell him to take her out - she already did enough shit to warrant it.

  3. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    actually this was debunked

  4. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >He STILL watches cape shit in two thousand and twenty fucking two
    absolutely pathetic

  5. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Scientific genius is good for thwarting meteors, closing a portal or deciphering the convoluted plan of your arch-nemesis. Not so good when a cosmic horror shows up in your lobby with plans to rape everyone to death.

  6. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Heard they removed 5+ minutes from the fight scene

  7. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Calm down, Willems

  8. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Wanda, this is Blackagar Boltagon, otherwise known as Black Bolt. He can kill you with his voice if he opens his mouth. That is, of course, unless someone with reality-altering powers made it his mouth disappear or simply erased him from existence.

  9. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Doubt he's too embarrassed though, with a role that gets the audience cheering as soon as he first appears to and the possibility of a lucrative franchise ahead.

  10. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Damn he really hit those cheese burgers hard.

  11. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    i don't see the point of putting him and Black Bolt in a movie just to die in humiliating fashion.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Same reason as Xavier, to assert there's a multiversal baseline of the FF and X-Men and their mythos existing, and the MCU is slightly "different" for not having versions of them.
      This is at least the 4th separate "reality" with Professor X in it for example, and the 3rd with the Fantastic Four.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      He couldve just stayed quiet and lived

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Ben Grimm would tell you that Reed is absolutely incapable of not flapping his jaws in a smug manner.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      The entire point of alternate universes is to see existing superheroes die horribly, or kill others horribly

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      It shows that (an) Illuminati exists, and shows some more multiverse versions of characters, and is another demonstration of Wanda being evil and powerful. That's THREE reasons, and you couldn't see any?

  12. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >replies: 19
    >posters: 16
    why is /misc/ like this

  13. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >literally within 10 seconds
    >literally
    >It's not literally

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      oh fuck off back to r/grammar you gay. what a waste of digits. have a nice day

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Kill myself literally or figuratively? Which will upset you least?

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          this chud absolutely malding lmao

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Kek, you aight, white boi

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        You fuck off and stop making distinct words that have a purpose into meaningless phrases used for emphasis, you impressionable moron retard.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Checked

  14. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    thanks for the spoiler you fucking moron

  15. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    The most offensive thing about that entire scene is Captain Stronk Whammen thowing her lame Brit-shield at the ground at the start for LITERALLY NO FUCKING REASON.

    I developed a real soft spot for Wanda and love Elizabeth Olsen doing the evil, unhinged, psycho chicken crap. I wont even question the character's motivation here like a lot of gays, since women IRL have been known to get Baby Rabies bad enough that it drives them psycho to the point they literally steal another woman's kid right out of the pram. I can easily assume with all the tragic shit that happened to Wanda that she'd go off the fucking deep end, even without the Darkhold. I just wish they spent less time on that dumb moron bitch and fleshed that kind of shit out more in WandaVision, etc.

    I like that cucumber guy as Strange, but I hate everything about that fucking lame scene.

    Do these people think we're that fucking stupid we're not going to notice the obviously dumb shit because we're getting some glorified cameos?

    I never watched The Office so I don't even understand the hurr-durring over that actor, not particularly crazy about the FF or Mr. Fantastic as a comic character, but that whole thing was fucking pointless and stupid even to me, without any emotional attachment.

    I'd say I don't know where to even start, but like I said I know exactly where to start - that shield bullshit right at the start. What a way to begin such a shitty scene. I actually wanted Wanda to fucking kill them as quickly and painfully as possible, just so they'd all just STFU and GTFO out of the movie.

  16. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    The Illuminati underestimated Wanda by dismissing her as a threat in favor of dealing with Dr. Strange. They were totally unprepared because they didn't take Strange seriously and they paid for it.

  17. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >This is Blackagar Boltagon. He's got my back. I would advise not getting killed by him. He can manipulate the anti-electrons in his voice cords to create a quasi-sonic scream.

  18. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    The fights are all boring now.
    I want the hero to lose in act 1, find a power up then come back and fuck up the bad guy.
    people talk shit about Dragonball Z power levels but this is worse. There are no rules, no logic, just flashy shit that all blurs together and doesnt even give the audience a satisfying conclusion.
    They had zero idea what to do after Endgame. That much is obvious.

  19. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is it only dreamwalking that causes incursions? If so then the Illuminati had no reason in that moment to focus on Strange as he couldn't have been dreamwalking in that reality as that realities Strange was dead, thus no incursion. Them ignoring the immediate threat of Wanda to focus on something that isn't even possible was foolish. Then again, they wouldn't have trusted Stranges word anyway as their Strange deceived them before.

  20. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Too many disposable heroes and too low stakes.
    Who is excited for Shang Chi and girl Hawkeye to team up in Avengers 5?
    anyone?

    I think Iron man is the only original avenger they havent replaced with a female version yet and Thor is the only one they havent replaced with a black person

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      They could replace Iron Man with Iron Lad, a young Kang (or Spider‐Man was supposed to be his replacement)

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        They could, but instead War Machine and Iron heart are getting shows.

  21. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >This HAS to be the most embarrassing role in Krasinski's career.
    > 10 seconds of screen time
    > paid ridiculous amounts of money

    Nah

  22. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    You guys are fucking morons. it was established that they have been in a long era of peace. they were obviously rusty and also could not comprehend how powerful wanda was.
    listen i'm no marvel fanboy but there have been ZERO plot holes in marvel movies. that's what happens when every facet of the MCU is meticulously planned out.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >could not comprehend how powerful wanda was.
      She's Magneto's daughter in their universe. Charles would know exactly how powerful she is.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        tell me how i know you don't know shit about comics without telling me you don't know shit about comics.
        thanks was swiftly defeated in this universe. the only reason wanda is so OP in our universe is because thanos killed vision. the illuminati thinks they are dealing with age of ultron wanda.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          This, they have no idea they are dealing with a reality warper, just a high-tier telekinetic with some minor mind-fuckery abilities.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >telling me you don't know shit about comics.
          yeah in the comics Xavier has nothing more than a hunch about other mutants. really dumb character

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >listen i'm no marvel fanboy but there have been ZERO plot holes in marvel movies
      BWAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHHHHHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

  23. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >getting filtered by sam raimi

  24. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    The Earth is flat.

  25. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    ANOTHER fantastic 4?
    lmao holy shit you'd think they would stop trying at this point.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      what rock have you been living under

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