This has to be the worst ship in history. What writer wanted Nelson and Lisa together?
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This has to be the worst ship in history. What writer wanted Nelson and Lisa together?
"I can fix him"
he's ugly trailer trash and a psycho to boot.
why can't girls fix me?
implying bookworm girl and troublemaker guy wasn't already a thing for ages
the way you're supposed to ship it is
Nelson and Lisa hook up for most their childhood until early adulthood.
Due to the circumstances, they break up and Lisa is left in a slump of despair
Milhouse swoops in and picks up the pieces, eventually marrying Lisa and having a child together
Lisa spends the rest of her life with Milhouse, but still dreams of finding Nelson again and making it work out
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>they break up and Lisa is left in a slump of despair
That's literally every woman who marries a "nice guy," and is why every "nice guy" should regularly beat his woman, because she doesn't really love him to begin with.
how about just staying away from women altogether? just like I've been doing. A way way better option than beating up anyone
I'm pretty sure that's what happens in the future episode where Milhouse becomes a zombie.
Is her ship with Milhouse any better?
yes because Milhouse isn't an butthole
He's not?
He's a pussy and a complete tool, far worse than an butthole.
One of the "in the future" episodes implied he took Lisa's virginity.
yeah, Lisa's wedding. she implies she can't wear white, but Marge tells her Milhouse doesn't count and they both laugh
dude,he's a complete charisma void and a fricking snitcher. Nelson is far more likable as a character overall
Unironically yes. A spineless coward like him is perfect for a ballbusting liberal like Lisa.
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no one likes Milhouse
Yes, because it's the only ship where she's unhappy.
Lisa deserves Milhouse
No because milhouse suffers for it
The entire of that is "lisa cannot enjoy seeing milhouse happy"
The writters make it clear Lisa is a sociopath
It's the ultimate red pill episode, probably up there with when Lisa sabotaged Milhouse's relationship because she didn't want to lose her beta orbiter.
But they didnt end together and lisa realizes she cant fix nelson.
>worst ship in history
Eremika worse
Bully + nerd girl = bullshit.
Nerd boy + girl bully = patrician taste.
Nelson wanted to nuke the whales. Only he could have cured her of her activism before it became terminal.
Lisa is better off as an 8 year old lesbian, there's too many duds in her age range.
Everyone in that pic has been Bart fricked
What about lisa?
Lisa and Bart belong with each other.
Literally every episode that has them working together or looking out for each other automatically is a kino episode.
Bart won't deal with Lisa's manipulation, Lisa will bring Bart's wild side in line and use it for good.
Besides, Lisa has canonically stated that she finds Bart attractive.
You are going to attract the bitter femanons and nelson self-inserts
S11E5
Nelson would be far better in bed than Milhouse but a much worse and scummier human being who would almost certainly cheat on her on the drop of a hat.
I thought it was good characterization all around and left us with one of the best quotes from the series:
>Holding hands with a girl? That's so gay!
Hey! what episode is the family all looking at the tv and homer blanking says " mmm... funny" and they all give a bored robot hmmmm. I cant find this because the search algorithm is giving me funny simpons clips
i am forever reminded of that legendary Master of Puppets pic where he's fingering her pussy
There is only one girl for Milhouse