You can say that again brother
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Ron "Dusty" Goldfarb
USN 1987-1989(medically retired)
Norfolk Naval Shipyard Mail Room 1989-2020(retired)
"I think my dishwater is broken, it keeps asking me when I'm going to go out and mow the lawn!"
no really, other than the gay beard there's nothing about this that makes that dude look bad. He's looking surprised at the camera, but who wouldn't be when some homosexual is taking pictures in a theater?
Nah, just keep going solo. Someone pulls out a camera and flash a gang sign as they do it. Who gives a frick if you're there alone. You payed for your ticket. Roll the fricking film
'Payed' is also a word, but it's a nautical one used to refer to letting out slack. As in >payed out rope to tie it to the dock
It looks similar and sounds the same.
I sometimes go to the cinema alone but I would be leaned back with my feet up on the chair in front of me and wouldn't give a shit about the homosexual snapping the picture.
Here's how to fix this situation >better haircut >stubble instead of beard >no glasses (eat carrots) >tanktop instead of whatever that is >gold chain >sold gold watch with diamonds that sparkle >huge muscles >erect 12 inch veiny wiener >2 blonde bimbos sucking on your balls >resting your feet on a black woman who is chained up
This dude prob prepped for this for weeks, had all the necessities in his backpack like extra soft toilet paper in case the restroom was out or it was that really rough low quality paper, Bottles of water and rations the the situation the staff though the theater was empty and locked the place up with him inside for the weekend.
It's going to come to a point where I'm going to have to invent MacGyver like sunglasses that can block out iphone cameras so I didn't end up on the front page of reddit because some moronic decided to film me unprovoked
75% of the problem is the posture. Why is he sitting like he's at a job interview? Just lean back, sprawl out. Put a foot up on the railing in front. Get your popcorn slotted into the seat next to you. Own it
When you start to get fat (they're athletic shoes) and when you try and 'dress them up' with designer jeans and dress shirts. They're basically the Air Jordans of the 50s-70s. Treat them as such.
That is literally a picture of me.
chudlogic?
I haven't been to a movie theater in nearly 6 years
me neither, I'll take my comfy lazyboy and a nice meal over that
You can say that again brother
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Ron "Dusty" Goldfarb
USN 1987-1989(medically retired)
Norfolk Naval Shipyard Mail Room 1989-2020(retired)
"I think my dishwater is broken, it keeps asking me when I'm going to go out and mow the lawn!"
figure out how to get pre-screening passes, the place will be packed and you wont stand out
why? it's more strange that some homosexual is taking pictures
Don't forget your backpack
my Fleshlight isnt going to fit in my pocket
no really, other than the gay beard there's nothing about this that makes that dude look bad. He's looking surprised at the camera, but who wouldn't be when some homosexual is taking pictures in a theater?
>combover
>meekly folded hands
>surbuban mom wine cup in the cup holder
Yeah just that one thing
Fannypacks are cooler and more practical
I have been woken up by employees twice because I fell asleep during a solo viewing and I still go back to the same theater.
Nah, just keep going solo. Someone pulls out a camera and flash a gang sign as they do it. Who gives a frick if you're there alone. You payed for your ticket. Roll the fricking film
>payed
Fricking ESL. It's paid. Why the frick is paid such a difficult world for ESLs? I don't get it.
'Payed' is also a word, but it's a nautical one used to refer to letting out slack. As in
>payed out rope to tie it to the dock
It looks similar and sounds the same.
and it passes spellcheck
Frick going to the cinema honestly.
If you're attractive no one would care.
bump
I sometimes go to the cinema alone but I would be leaned back with my feet up on the chair in front of me and wouldn't give a shit about the homosexual snapping the picture.
I'm pretty sure furries jerk off to this shit.
>no friends
>no popcorn
what the frick was he thinking
I don't think I've eaten at a theatre in over 10 years
Get a coffee on the way out though if available
Why, do you think that guy is going to be in there?
Here's how to fix this situation
>better haircut
>stubble instead of beard
>no glasses (eat carrots)
>tanktop instead of whatever that is
>gold chain
>sold gold watch with diamonds that sparkle
>huge muscles
>erect 12 inch veiny wiener
>2 blonde bimbos sucking on your balls
>resting your feet on a black woman who is chained up
>no glasses (eat carrots)
Here you go my man
Christ on a cross.
>Don't overdo it, 19 empty seats with party hats will make people suspicious like my last birthday
I dunno man, just go to see the fricking movie. Why does everything have to factor in how it's going to make you look in the eyes of strangers?
This dude prob prepped for this for weeks, had all the necessities in his backpack like extra soft toilet paper in case the restroom was out or it was that really rough low quality paper, Bottles of water and rations the the situation the staff though the theater was empty and locked the place up with him inside for the weekend.
It shouldn't bother you, anyone that can pass penis inspection is alright in my book.
It's going to come to a point where I'm going to have to invent MacGyver like sunglasses that can block out iphone cameras so I didn't end up on the front page of reddit because some moronic decided to film me unprovoked
At what age on a man do Chuck Taylors start looking not right?
75% of the problem is the posture. Why is he sitting like he's at a job interview? Just lean back, sprawl out. Put a foot up on the railing in front. Get your popcorn slotted into the seat next to you. Own it
When you start to get fat (they're athletic shoes) and when you try and 'dress them up' with designer jeans and dress shirts. They're basically the Air Jordans of the 50s-70s. Treat them as such.
I'm still convinced 70% of Cinemaphile probably looks and dresses exactly like this guy +/- the glasses
Thankfully I live in a normal country with normal white people in it who don't shame or take pictures of lonely movie goers.
>single and ready to mingle
>the comb over
>the schoolshooter backpack
oh yeah, it's incel-o'-clock
>solo cinema
>someone else is there to take a photo
the lies never end
Stop caring what other people think, if you're not bothering anyone.
I don't get it, just some dude in a chair?