Hobie is an apex sigma male a beta like you can't begin to compare. If you had b***hes or even slight contentment with your life, you wouldn't need to jealous of a fictional man to this point.
This board considers girls like Azula prime wife material despite literally crazy, so you gays have no ground to stand on when it comes to weird crushes
That homie has been on my mind. No cap, I been thinking about that time when I barebacked him raw in a Boca Raton Air BnB. That shit had to be the tightest, blackest, wettest boy pussy I've ever laid pipe into. I swear to God, the most heavenly high is gargling that wonderboy's nuts while going fist deep into his shitter. I had Spotemgottem screaming in the sheets with head too ridiculous to ignore. That homie frotted my wiener until he busted on my mouth, I had to return the favor. That homie Spotemgottem and I been fricking non-stop ever since, but keep that shit on the DL. He does that shit for free. If you're gonna ask me how to "long" Spotemgottem, I'll be deadass. All you gotta do is ask, be straight up, and get physical real quick. Touch his nuts, get on ya knees, talk your shit. He doesn't play around with no pansy-ass homies either. He likes his men manly, and his dick thick. Dark skin, 6'5 is the minimum and I ain't talking about height boy.
That homie Spotemgottem stole my heart and drank my seed
You don't get to smell how much he stinks of cigarettes and BO in a fanart of him blushing like a fujoboy.
Also, most of the fanart have people drawing his eyes closer together and slightly shrinking his nose to make him "cuter", which I find funny since people are trying to virtue signal that he's handsome because of these features even though everyone keeps slightly tweaking it.
More like blonde women. I think Miguel looks better.
I think blondes also prefer him
They're just virtue signaling
Hobie is an apex sigma male a beta like you can't begin to compare. If you had b***hes or even slight contentment with your life, you wouldn't need to jealous of a fictional man to this point.
My god right wingers today have lost their souls
Hobie looks like a hideous ogre in comparison to this dude.
This.
Also this.
One of my fav show tho.
>Afro Samurai
>Not turbo cringe
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ninja ninja was the best of the duo
they make him frickable in the fanarts
Miles giving Spider-Punk that good head. You know Miles' bussy be gripping, yo. FR FR NO CAP!
you're a bad person if you disagree
This board considers girls like Azula prime wife material despite literally crazy, so you gays have no ground to stand on when it comes to weird crushes
>bitiching on considers girls like Azula prime wife material despite literally crazy,
>not considering hot correctional rape with azula
Women moment.
same thing, you're willing to stick it in crazy believing you 'could change her', same as girls wetting themselves for Hobie
The only difference is azula is hot and hobie lookes like 100 years old granny
>The only difference is azula is hot
If you like chicks that would stab you as you cum maybe, I'd take Mai before that crazy b***h
when we bring up hot correctional rape for male characters that doesn't count though?
That homie has been on my mind. No cap, I been thinking about that time when I barebacked him raw in a Boca Raton Air BnB. That shit had to be the tightest, blackest, wettest boy pussy I've ever laid pipe into. I swear to God, the most heavenly high is gargling that wonderboy's nuts while going fist deep into his shitter. I had Spotemgottem screaming in the sheets with head too ridiculous to ignore. That homie frotted my wiener until he busted on my mouth, I had to return the favor. That homie Spotemgottem and I been fricking non-stop ever since, but keep that shit on the DL. He does that shit for free. If you're gonna ask me how to "long" Spotemgottem, I'll be deadass. All you gotta do is ask, be straight up, and get physical real quick. Touch his nuts, get on ya knees, talk your shit. He doesn't play around with no pansy-ass homies either. He likes his men manly, and his dick thick. Dark skin, 6'5 is the minimum and I ain't talking about height boy.
That homie Spotemgottem stole my heart and drank my seed
You don't get to smell how much he stinks of cigarettes and BO in a fanart of him blushing like a fujoboy.
Also, most of the fanart have people drawing his eyes closer together and slightly shrinking his nose to make him "cuter", which I find funny since people are trying to virtue signal that he's handsome because of these features even though everyone keeps slightly tweaking it.
Only to muttbrains, and since you unironically use zoom, that makes you a mutt as well
They mainly like him because of what he represents
A contrarian?
He's British, Black and hates The System/Tories
So a contrarian?
Yes, literally /ourguy/
homie, you just jealous cause you ain’t that cool and never will be. Lacking in paper, b***hes and drip. That’s what you are.
>homie, you just jealous cause you ain’t that cool and never will be.
amerimutts are mentally ill
Feel genuinely bad for all the wh*tebois on this website, at least poos and hispanics were well represented in this movie
Most of them shitting on spider-verse is asiatic and they're based.
Swag, and rizz something that a carbon cutout like Miguel will never have.
Cringe
Man, modern black dudes are zesty as frick, no wonder so many are on the DL.
Back to your discord troony