>this is a 35 year old man

>this is a 35 year old man

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  1. 10 months ago
    Anonymous
  2. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >"Luke, did I ever tell you about Ahsoka Tano..."

  3. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >>this is a 35 year old man

  4. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    > "sad harmonica solo"

  5. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    46 years old, actually.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Good I still have time to take over the galaxy and rival Vader.

  6. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >mfw i literally look like this and talk like this

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >mfw i literally look and talk like both these guys

  7. 10 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Can't wait for them to eventually deep fake Hayden's face.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        It should be doable now, ElevenLabs is pretty impressive.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I hate it

  8. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I liked it better when Vader’s condition seemed to be the result of his use of the dark side causing his body to deteriorate instead of catching on fire.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      That is lame as frick. Why do senile oldhead boomers have the shittiest takes? No wonder you fricked the world up.

  9. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    He was burned alive, and has had the influence of the dark side for 20 years

  10. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    wasn't he like 44?

  11. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >hitler was right luke
    >he was always right

  12. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    what's the in-universe reason for him appearing as his younger hayden christensen self at the end?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Residual self-image.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hope.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Tiny microorganisms called chlamydians determine how young your Force hologram appears

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Die kobenigay

  13. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Volcanoes are a hell of a drug.

  14. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'd like to see how good you look after a lava bath, OP.

  15. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    he did get set on fire and then proceed to spend 20 years on the worst life support palpatine could reasonably give him while using the dark side constantly

  16. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    are you sure they're a man? you asked them?

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