This is a 40 year old guy. Not even a meme, he really was 40

This is a 40 year old guy. Not even a meme, he really was 40

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  1. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    40 year old smoker at that

  2. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    did anyone else think it was weird that his ass was completely hairless in this movie

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Considering mediterraneans are hairy af, yes

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Squeezing hairy sweaty Mediterranean asses while getting your bussy bred
        Giwtwm

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Modern Greeks are practically a different race

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          ancient greeks were sodomites whose women were impregnated by the romans when they conquered them

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            >ancient greeks were sodomites
            source?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        This is the Mykenean race, not modern gReeks. They were descendants of the steel-eyed Atlanteans, a race with blonde hair atop their heads and none across their lithe, tan, muscled bodies. The Troyan war depleted many of their number, and their blood was then diluted by the coming of the dark, hairy Dorian Herkledai out of the north. Still the men of Mykenae made up the aristocracy of Greece, but the brutal three centuries of war between the outbreak of the first Peloponnesian war and the end of the fourth Makedonian war absolutely decimated their numbers. What remained of this noble race were scattered to the four winds during the centuries of Turkish despotism.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          meds now Tyrone

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      How often have you seen hairy asses in greek porcelain?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      a lot of people including myself just have fine ass hair that looks more like peach fuzz

  3. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Some guys are lucky like that, they age but always maintain a youthful twink look. Staying thin and not losing your hair helps.

  4. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    He looks 40 , he's just in great shape

  5. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Viggo was like 42 in LOTR

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Average 43 year old man

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why are moids so delusional? They'll try to neg teenage girls and claim they "look 40" but see a shriveled, wrinkled face with hair dye and TRT and say unironically say he doesn't look a day over 18. You just KNOW these are the same delusional moids in their 30's who brag about how "they can still get it" and women are surprised to find out they're not in their 20's. Newsflash: we're just being polite. You look your age and no, just because you have a greasy, acne ridden face doesn't mean you still look like a teen

        i don't know about random 40 yo kpop stars, Pitt is like 9.995/10 in Troy, it's gard to beat 9.995/10 of you are a asiatic.

        He was 35 when he was in Fight Club, pretty insane

        Holy shit. I thought Brad was like ten years younger than he is.
        He was born in the early 60s?
        He's older than PTA? He's almost a decade older than LDC...

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >t. 19 year old hag

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            >t.30 year old moid with a dead end job that lies about his age
            Everyone knows you're in your 30's sweetie 😉

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              ok granny breasts

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Alright lads who asked for Baba Yaga's opinion?

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Why are you seething so much
            It must really bother you

            I hate LARPers. You're a failure and lying about your age just makes you look more pathetic. No, "The israelites" and "Da Foids" are not the reason you wasted your teens and early 20's playing Vidya and NEETing it up instead of working on your life.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Why are you seething so much
          It must really bother you

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          YWNBAW, crystalcafe"sister"

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >t.

  6. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    any random 40 years old k-pop artist mogs him

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      looks like a girl with a buzzcut but ok

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >mogs
      lmao in what way? Brad Pitt is very attractive and this weird hospital patient is ugly. What is your point?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      i don't know about random 40 yo kpop stars, Pitt is like 9.995/10 in Troy, it's gard to beat 9.995/10 of you are a asiatic.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        any random 40 years old k-pop artist mogs him

        Disgusting subhuman insect creatures
        Ban all bugposters

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >international age
        Do they have a different Korean age?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      are you insane? Brad Pitt is the top 1% of 1%.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >newbies falling for the pasta

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      when are you going to have a nice day in the face?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I like female g**kpop but most of the gaypops look like rentbois.

  7. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    So? I’m 37 and look pretty much the same as i did at 27. Not saying i look good or anything like Brad Pitt, but looking good at 40 when you’re handsome and fricking loaded with cash isn’t really that weird or special.

  8. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Age-related forehead lines are the beginning of the end. Until you get botox and just look weird.

  9. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    How horribly aged are the people you know? He's unusually good looking, yes, but he does look 40. I'm 40 and so are many people I know - one guy is balding, none of us are wrinkly though some, like me, have that level of "worry lines" on our forehead like Pitt does there.

  10. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    he has a good combination of masculine and pretty boy features, like if he didn't have that shitty nose he'd look too good and male model like.

  11. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    He was 35 when he was in Fight Club, pretty insane

  12. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    as long as you stay lean and KEEP YOUR HAIR then you're good

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >just keep your hair and workout bro

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous
      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Face, frame, and height are so important. It sucks that those things are the most immutable.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Sense of humor, charisma and confidence is important. Rest doesn't matter

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Completely wrong. But keep beeing yourself bro

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        well, being ugly and ripped is still better than just being ugly.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's unironically dick size and height that determines everything isn't it

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          nah, plenty of dicklets have a wife. Just ask your dad.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            that's not how you talk about your grandfather anon

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Its mostly face and frame. Brad has an average dick at most

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        yeah now imagine they all had donut hairlines in their 20s

  13. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Men peak at 38.

  14. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is a 56 year old guy.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Travolta is like 70

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Not in that pic you spastic

  15. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Holy shit. I thought Brad was like ten years younger than he is.
    He was born in the early 60s?
    He's older than PTA? He's almost a decade older than LDC...

  16. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I hate LARPers. You're a failure and lying about your age just makes you look more pathetic. No, "The israelites" and "Da Foids" are not the reason you wasted your teens and early 20's playing Vidya and NEETing it up instead of working on your life.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      No amount of epic 4cheddit memes will make up for the fact that you're a failure. Get a job. Put down the controller. You are 30 and LOOK 30.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >unironically believing men will find this offensive
        kek

  17. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Oh shit this moid MAD. Kek feels good being 19 and can get pathetic simps to pay for anything. It's a biological fact that women are more important than men. Why else would they dance like monkeys for them? Even you pathetic incels are defined by your relationship (or lack thereof) with women). You need us but we don't need you

  18. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Not an argument chuddy. Gon cry? Lmfao

  19. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Most of my 40+ peers look like shit. It's because of the weight and stress of chasing carrots aaaaaand being fathers.

  20. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Brad Pitt has a small penis
    Therefore he is every ancient Greek’s dream

  21. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    what pissed me off is we didn't get an odyssey with Sean Bean as Odysseus.

    Although it would have probably been a shitty CGI clusterfrick.

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