this is a miserable fricking movie

this is a miserable fricking movie

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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    You were filtered so hard that I’m actually embarrassed for you. Imagine being this much of a marvelgay.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Its a cookie cutter capeshit slopfest that acts like it's epic profound drama by playing overbearingly sad music every 15 minutes well having a plot multible cartoons did decades ago. DC is peak mcdonalds art house.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >that acts like it's epic profound drama
        because it actually is

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Filtered Filtered Filtered Filtered Filtered Filtered Filtered Filtered Filtered Filtered Filtered

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Bingo.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      1pbp

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Flat skinny woman in the center
    PA-FRICKING-THETIC.

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >YAAAAAAARRRRGGGGGHHH
    >loses
    Bravo Snyder

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is a movie for adults. Maybe stick with MCU stuff.

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Good. I'm tired of your feel good everyone huge and quips homosexualry.

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is the greatest depiction of superpowers on film, I can't think of another director who can convey the herculean weight and strength of such figures as well as Snyder can.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      That’s a fair point

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Meh, it's better than the theatrical.

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Are there any other films where the directors name is in significantly larger font than the title of the film? The ego it would take to do that is insane

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Awww a little b***h is really stupid and thinks Zach created all the marketing material. How sad.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        [...]
        MCU gays are actually hilarious. Come out of the woodwork to attack something because it doesn’t have a one liner every other scene.

        [...]
        [...]
        Marvel movies are shit, that doesn't mean you should drink piss because it's not shit. Marvel movies are quippy McMovies that you forget as soon as you finish them, but Snyder and DC? They are incredible, they manage to not only have even shittier writing, they are essentially live action coldsteel sonic fanfics. Even fricking video games are better written.
        Indians love Zack though, probably why his movies are posted here so much.

        Good morning sirs

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Noooo my already overly long dogshit movie needs the extra long version to be better nooooo

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      It was infinitely better.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        No it wasn't, it was just egotistically long dogshit instead

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >t. Endgame stan

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Marvel is shit too, Snoodervision is just worse

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        a 2 foot long turd is not better than a 1 foot long turd

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Marvel is shit too, Snoodervision is just worse

          MCU gays are actually hilarious. Come out of the woodwork to attack something because it doesn’t have a one liner every other scene.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Blind and stupid I see, did you work on this movie? Is that why you're defending dogshit so much?

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's not good, don't be fooled by the rabid fan base that would drink literal shit from Snyder's anus. Boring and awful pacing, Ben Affleck is a dogshit batman too.

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    has anyone watched the black and white version? is it worth watching as a second viewing or is it better in color

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      im watching the gray version

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I need a joke every 15 seconds that shits on the source material.

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    The Snyderverse is objectively the biggest piece of shit of the 21st century

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's actually the only capeshit that is any good, except maybe Guardians of the Galaxy, the first Iron Man and the Raimi Spiderman films.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        The Snyderverse is objectively the biggest piece of shit of the 21st century

        [...]
        MCU gays are actually hilarious. Come out of the woodwork to attack something because it doesn’t have a one liner every other scene.

        Marvel movies are shit, that doesn't mean you should drink piss because it's not shit. Marvel movies are quippy McMovies that you forget as soon as you finish them, but Snyder and DC? They are incredible, they manage to not only have even shittier writing, they are essentially live action coldsteel sonic fanfics. Even fricking video games are better written.
        Indians love Zack though, probably why his movies are posted here so much.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Blind and stupid I see, did you work on this movie? Is that why you're defending dogshit so much?

          Name 5 things you didn’t like about it.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's exactly what they say about every great work of art.

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    One thing that I really preferred about this cut over the original is that every member of the Justice League actually matters to some degree. They have a power or skill or something that allows them to be useful rather than just... there for no reason other than you're contractually obligated to have them. That alone elevates it above most capeshit (even though it's still capeshit itself, it's at least good capeshit.)

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Pleb take. It's actually top 5 capeshit.

  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
  17. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    it's you, a fragile scrawny murican vs 1 billion indians chads

  18. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    i know. i was really excited for it too since i loved bvs, but then we got Black personman and ezra for most of it and it felt like some sloppily put together garbage. 3h runtime and it didn't even have the decency to end with any finality, how pathetic
    it's not just bad as far as DC goes, it's probably zack's worst movie, period

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >3 hour runtime
      You didn’t even watch OPs picrel. You’re literally posting about the theatrical release you fricking moron.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        i watched both

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Noooo you missed Kai El's emotional 8 minute backstory scene in the theatrical!!!
        Both are shit, one's black and white and longer, both are incredibly shit films, you sound like someone that buys Funko pops

  19. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Justice league 2 and 3 sounded crazy like post apocalyptic future stars missing from the sky the entire world uniting to fight Darkseid would’ve been interesting but really they probably should’ve gone with something more classic maybe people weren’t ready for this untraditional take

  20. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    For what reason they released this after so many DCEU movies and with no plans to continue it?
    This like if Marvel released a better version of Thor The Dark World today and never talk about it again

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      because the fans really thought it would be something special and that zack got sabotaged. it's no doubt better than the theatrical, and different, but as

      >Noooo you missed Kai El's emotional 8 minute backstory scene in the theatrical!!!
      Both are shit, one's black and white and longer, both are incredibly shit films, you sound like someone that buys Funko pops

      says, in the end both are just shit

  21. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's such a gigantic leap backwards from Watchmen

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