This is absolutely NUTS! Never seen such a unapologetic show, especially in this political climate.
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This is absolutely NUTS! Never seen such a unapologetic show, especially in this political climate.
This is absolutely NUTS! Never seen such a unapologetic show, especially in this political climate.
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>*smoky movie guy voice*
>this summer..
>Chris Pratt is...
>in every fricking movie
dude enough of this guy
Considering the shit you gays watch, how about a white man's show for once?
No thank you.
Catcha: ST0VP
you realise Cinemaphile (and most of Cinemaphile) is 80% non white mutts right?
they seeth when they see a christian white man in a show.
Most of the world is, whats your point?
Just that most of the world doesn’t matter. Asians especially.
Don't watch homosexual. Problem solved
Me on the other hand I'm starting this kino tonight
>calls people homosexual
>but says "kino"
you're not foolin me kid
Stfu troony, my boy Chris is a good dude
lol im glad im not the only one who's sick of seeing pratt on my fricking amazon pages
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Explain
seconded, any examples?
It stars a white male. Unapologetic and brave.
It's an operator show about exclusively white heroes. It's graphically violent, unapologetically masculine, and the book it is based on is an unironic anti deepstate qanon fan wank. The show waters this down, but only a TINY bit.
Also zero gays, trannies, interracial relationships.
why are you shilling this hard?
Dude asked to explain why people are hyped about the shoe, I took a shot at it. You can't just say, "the action is good" or "the cast give great performances" on Cinemaphile, you need to qualify your answer politically.
>you need to qualify your answer politically.
You really don't.
Weird shill. Stop posting.
bro, 2/3 of tv are seething trannies and mutts.
they can't handle a show with a white guy doing cool shit.
Okay, but is it good, or am I better off just re-watching Strike Back?
I liked it. Could have maybe used a few less minutes of monologue-ing in the last episode but overall it's good.
YES!!!! Be sure to buy an Amazon Prime membership to watch!
>shill thread
it's better than the boys but even then KYS
Notice how every one of these shill threads only use official posters and/or promotional material?
>watch a show
>want to discuss show
>google image search for a picture for op
what are you supposed to do? screencap a random moment in the show that is 2 days old so nobody knows what the frick the thread is about?
Make screen of pratt executing jai courtney, nobody likes him so it will attract anons. Or screen of his gear for /k/ gays to complain about it. Or screen of his daughter to attract average Cinemaphile poster. Anything really. Ofc official poster+"its kino, fellow anons!" format will be seen as blatant shilling, you dumb Black person
Yeah. Best way to make a thread about a thread is to make it about something comepletely unrelated and start it with a webm of the show that relates to the op topic.
How have shills not realized this yet?
>Yeah, if you want to talk about something you’re interested in you have to spend all your time here and know how to format all the clips correctly like the rest of the shut in homosexual incel nerds
If its their job then yes they should know that.
It starts with someone asking "whats that webm from" and then they can shill it better
Yeah and what if they aren’t shills and just don’t have the interest or time to make a webm of a clip from a tv show they like?
A real post would screencap some kwab moment from the show to laugh at it.
well, it's a lot of picrel.
At some point he uses a small axe (whatever it's called) to open a guy's belly and he pulls his intestine out... which was fun.
not enough blood tho
>picrel
lmao rookie move, shill. Now Jeff is going to dock your pay.
you jealous gay? I get paid 100x more than your prostitute of a mom to post here.
and everytime you reply I get a bonus.
stay mad incel
I'm telling HR you called me a gay.
my dad work in HR so I'm fine gay. thank you for the bonus you just gave me.
I can probably pay your mom for an entire week with that money.
2 weeks now.
Sorry, 48 unique posters.
Honestly, the negative reviews are probably because its not subversive. It doesn't try and redefine the genre, its just operator action with a protag out for vengence, and thats not enough for critics who want "groundbreaking" shit
Expects anyone to believe he gets paid anything for making a thread with forty-nine (49) unique posters. Ganna have to work harder than that
and by picrel I mean this. half this show is Pratt waling like this.
That move just cost you 1 bathroom break.
dance off bro. You and me.
i'm midway through and enjoying it but obvious shillbot thread
>doesn't kill any cops or military guys who are shooting at him
>kills like 50 private security guys
>nobody gives a shit about it.
>MC is still the good guy at the end.
lel
pretty funny when you know that more than half of the guys in private are just ex militaries and cops.
You have to admit when Pratt straight up executes the "Fanboy" it was fricking hilarious, and don't even get me started on the F.B.I ambush. That was actually pretty solid use of a meme.
Its alright. I really could do without the constant flashbacks and "headaches." I see why they do it, trying to add something to the character but it messes with the flow of the show.
On episode 4 now, nothing has been blatently offensive or bad which is a mark of quality in this day in age, its trying to tell a story without pushing current politics (one way of the other) which is rare.
Leftards journos hate it, might give this a try.
>no meat and all potatoes
What the actual frick does this even mean?
Lots of details and character work for nothing. Usually all of the little details help to prop up something compelling. In that critics opinion, nothing at all is being propped up. The inverse of "all style, no substance", I suppose.
Frick paid critics.
Wait shouldn't it be no potatoes and all meat? Leftists go coocoo when you eat meat
i knew who was going to be the highest ranking person on his kill list the first scene they appeared in
I didn't and I hated it.
way too try hard.. but I guess it goes with the genre.
At least, it wasn't.. the (vice) president... like it often was in 24
looks likes more generic CIA propaganda that Amazon keeps shitting out
the CIA (the agency itself) is really not part of the story, only 1 char is CIA.
Yeah it's kinda the problem nowadays, it's whether we get pozzed libshit OR good goy globohomosexual army propaganda.
I'm only two episodes in, but so far it's;
>army guy gets betrayed
>he's not sure if he's going nuts
>deepstate agents are making him seem crazy
>government is sketchy as frick
>lets go kill government agents to find out who killed my team and family
Nothing about CIA. If anything, it's very much FRICK BIG GOVERNMENT.
I'm on episode 5. I like it. Punished Pratt is kino.
>waco
>this
long haired taylor kitsch is kino
it's easy to forget what a scene-sucking charisma vacuum he was in true detective
>Quick, we need our film or television series to bomb. We need to lose money on this picture.
>dont worry sir, I've already got him on the phone
He was great in True Detective. God warrior was the best character.
>scene-sucking charisma vacuum he was in true detective
Yeah, extremely disturbed ptsd guy should be like Robin WIlliams.
why do they show a map of africa at the end? Are they planning a season 2 there?
The end of ep 5 was very satisfying. Larping homosexual.
What is this cape shit for thin blue line type suburban dads?
It's like a Bourne movie. Govt/corporate corruption and one man with nothing to lose bringing it all down.
Why do they want to shill Chris Pratt so hard? He has no charisma or range, he should only be in comedies
lol nice try trannie, the real question is why do journos hate him so hard. He's loved and makes money.
>He has no charisma or range
He does have charisma and you don't need range when you're good-looking and charismatic you can just play yourself in every role.
to be fair the author of the books wrote the character with chris pratt in mind
Define shilled. He's a Christian so that means he already has limited exposure
He doesn't need range when if this is the role that suits him it doesn't.
I would like the show more if it had a lesser known actor that could act than chris "amazon prime movie" pratt
lol just from reading this thread I can tell it's good. troons are fricking seething.
i watched the 1st two because it was good and has mystery aspect to it. Then speed through the rest. It' s just another generic action show. Nothing to write home about.
i watched the first 4 episodes last night
i generally don't like to skip through anything on the first watch but really feel the impulse to with some of the slow parts
should've removed all the filler and made it a tightly packed revenge porn movie
That's everything these days. Take a story that would make a killer movie. Pad it out to make 8 1hr episodes and put it on a streaming site.
At no point did this ever feel padded. It was pretty kino. And I hate Chris Pratt.
>Chris Pratt
>Amazon
remember what happened last time?
Won't watch this trash.
I'll watch it now.
Ignore this shill, it's just a generic action show
>it's just a generic action show
even if that's true there's nothing wrong with a generic action show. It's all in the execution. I'm on the last ep now.
lmao
>durrrrrrr I’m a fricking idiot but I can’t say that because I’m a fricking idiot so I’ll just give them the ole lmao that’ll gottem durrrrrr
But they got you, didn't they?
Holy shit you're mad. About a generic action show.
Oh so it’s automatically better than 95% of the boring PC troony filled bullshit released now?
A generic action show is automatically better than the shit they currently produce add on-top of that its patriotic messaging and plot of a government conspiracy with a Navy Seal on the receiving end of that conspiracy who goes on to killing government agent for revenge then it's almost S tier
show is good but you're a homosexual shill, kys
Watch Treadstone instead.
I’m watching this now on Amazon Prime and it rocks!! Definitely check this out!
or do like anybody who is not a complete moron or a zoomer and pirate that shit.
don't worry amazon is not going bankrupt because you don't pay them to watch this
t. the entire thread
have we reached ironic shilling? who the frick talks like this
He does gut someone, pin his guts to a pole and force him to walk, pullint his intestines out. I was genuinely surprised they had a protagonist do that in current year +7
Just got done with the Mexico episode and loved it. Never seen action quite like this on TV. Any other shows you guys recommend like this one?
Only the mate and buddy years. Everything else is trash.
>An American playing an Englishman and an Australian playing an American
What did they mean by this?
Never figured that move out. But it was a fun as shit show.
Does it name the israelite or the chink? If not then it's gay.
If you really think about it, it's a movie about PTSD and brain trauma. A lot of veterans specially special force veterans come back with brain trauma and are put on pills to repair their brain, but they get psychosis and start or imagining things.
Looks like he's sending a message to all his vet bros to not go postal and recognize when they have PTSD and psychosis.
I'm on the 2nd episode and very much enjoying it so far. I don't get the bad reviews.
>I don't get the bad reviews.
People mad that a white man has anything to enjoy.
Trannies butthurt at Chris Pratt because he's unapologetically Christian and the last time they tried to cancel his friend, he told everyone to frick off.
>I don't understand why this bad show is getting bad reviews and the only people pretending it's good are culture war morons
t. troony.
go back to your "Stranger Things general"
It has exceptionally high user reviews from Google to Rotten Tomato to IMDB. The only people saying it's "bad" are critics who literally complain it's a "Right Wing Conspiracy theorists Dream".
Literally none of the people rating it high are "culture war morons"
You lying sack of shit.
>https://www.thedailybeast.com/chris-pratts-the-terminal-list-is-a-deranged-right-wing-revenge-fantasy
don't reply to trannies. it's a waste of time
But you just replied to one
all the people hating it are trannies and redditors that have been seething about Pratt for a couple years now (ever since he divorced Anna Farris) because hes outwardly Christian and one of the pastors at his church said anti-homosexual stuff or whatever
Tell me how to pirate if right now
Don't pirate it. Get prime. Amazon is giving us a show about and for white Christians. You need to support it.
>forget wheel of time
>forget lotr
Frick prime
>the jeet finally pulls the trigger 120 replies
you can't convince me even at gunpoint this is a legitimate poster
No one does anything like that around here, Mr. Officer.
This is red meat for fans of the genre. I wish there were more of it.
reddit absolutely seethes about this show
so naturally Im thinking of giving it a shot
>30% fresh rating
oh no no no schizosisters
I like everything Pratt has been in so far and it isn't like I'm gonna buy prime...
the alien movie he made for prime is pretty bad
Bullshit. I've seen it twice.
Twice? I watch it once a week it's so good.
Calm down, Chris, it's getting thick in here.
What movie is that?
The Tomorrow War. It was good. Kinda makes you feel some feels too, if you aren't an aspie like
I would like a non-pozzed film that isn't related to the fricking military.
Amazing he's still getting roles after the Jurassic World movies.