This is cgi right? Is this gonna frick female standards forever? How are men supposed to compete with this

This is cgi right? Is this gonna frick female standards forever? How are men supposed to compete with this

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    His arms aren’t even that wide for frick sake

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This scene is for men not women. That man is full of roids. This is what women want.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I think this is the upper limit of what women like when they are specifically into muscles. Anything above this and it’s harder to find a chick that’s into it.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          barely anything
          and they're superfricking dehydrated too

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          yeah this is what women were gushing over in 2008

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Are those abs painted on? The lighting looks wrong

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              yeah they actually were spray painted on

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          He literally looks photoshopped

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >women want guys who are about as muscular as the average girl who's taken a couple of crossfit classes
          cope

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah, if you are aiming for the most amount of women, this is it. Not very many women actually go for picrel.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        literally me

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Is this a “hes literally me” cope? Btw, women dont care what you look like if you make them laugh. Their brains are just a bomb you need to diffuse

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The short hair looked better.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Completely natty too.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        She cute, name?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Frick you anon

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      asgard is totally real nattty not CGI

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      No it's just chicken rice and broccoli

      For the life of me I can't find the interview he did for the original Thor but he was ridiculed on misc for saying that the secret of his bulking up was eating ice cream all the time.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        That's a dead giveaway that someone is on steroids. Depending on how big they are, they usually need to eat 5k-6k calories a day to put on weight and take advantage of the muscle growth steroids provide. They're also eating a ton of protein during the day, but a pint of ice cream is an easy way to get in those last 1,500-2,000 calories.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I know this is bait, but his face has literally started to warp and become chimp like because of the high amount of roids he's taking.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yep, it's all about eating clen and trenning hard

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, Hershlag is in the movie, but I dunno what that has anything to do with CGIng Chris' body

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      [...]
      For the life of me I can't find the interview he did for the original Thor but he was ridiculed on misc for saying that the secret of his bulking up was eating ice cream all the time.

      That's a dead giveaway that someone is on steroids. Depending on how big they are, they usually need to eat 5k-6k calories a day to put on weight and take advantage of the muscle growth steroids provide. They're also eating a ton of protein during the day, but a pint of ice cream is an easy way to get in those last 1,500-2,000 calories.

      This is his trainer and body double.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >10kg muscle in eight weeks
        God why would you even say that, just lie and say you did it over a year or something, like who's going to know

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Chris already fricked up because he has a bunch of interviews where he says he trains for 3 months to get in shape for each Thor movie and how many pounds of muscle he gains each time.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          10kg weight gain over a heavy eight week dianabol cycle is absolutely possible, it's just mostly glycogen in the muscle.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    No it's just chicken rice and broccoli

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Cgi, roids, hgh... buy my fitness training program to look like me teehee.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Women don't like this. It's mostly catering to gay men.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You might be on to something. I don't see any women talking about Hemsworth. It's always other dudes.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        This. They love guys like Tom Hiddleston and Cumberbatch

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Women say they don't like it but if he walked up to a girl and talked to them they'd shoot piss and cum hard.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        They always say they don't like buff guys but they keep having one night stands with them.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah, I'm a non conventially good looking guy. If you can even get one to have a one night stand, that can be all you can get. They often will not come back even if you are a good lover, no matter what you say or do. They just use you to scratch an itch and move on, or they are looking for something serious. Often no middle ground at all. A three night stand? Forget it.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        True but that's also because he's famous , handsom and has a deep voice, good sense of humor, and otherwise turbochad attitude.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Bingo. Some of the movie executives are gay maybe they have no idea what they are doing.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Everytime i spoke with my girlfriends about sexy guys, most of them mention hemsworth or mamoa. One even said she would love getting doubleteamed by chris and his brother lol
      Meanwhile I‘m a sucker for tom hopper

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >, most of them mention hemsworth or mamoa.
        Because they're handsome men you idiot. Hemsworth and momoa started out slim then became hulk like massive for roles.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >this is what some anon considers "slim"

          Frick me, there's really no hope for male beauty standards is there

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Blame Anie and those roided homosexuals, b4 them we had connery and Steve McQueen.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      (Most) Women either like this kind of body or the "dad bod" aesthetic. Both of those require a lot of muscle, just depends on the body fat %.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I've got a full on Dad bod and I definitely never get compliments but I do get more attention if I go out than I did when I was 18 and basically a stick lmao

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Cope of the century

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Women SAY they don't like this. But as a little test for you, make a profile pic on tinder without even showing the dudes face so they don't recognize Hemsworth, then ask the first 10 matches you get if they want to frick you that night, and you will get 10 "meet me at (x) now" replies, for real.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Holy cope

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        This is completely false. Considering the fact it was a tiny sample size of women, and even then the body type they described was more similar to Leo Dicaprio from Wolf Of Wall Street, not a fat frick.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        During a woman's pregnancy the father(husband) puts on weight as well which is the source of the 'dad bod'.
        This would mean there is an instinctual attraction to a dad bod for women.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          It's because hormonal birth control makes women's bodies think they're pregnant.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I don't believe you

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Roiders aren't appealing. However, a naturally toned physique still is.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Women think Hemsworth and Cavill are natty. You'd have to look like Rich Piana for them to notice that you're on roids.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Cavill might be.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            emphasis on might

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          normies are moronic and think eddie hall and hafthor bjornsson are natty I'm sure if piana said that he had some freaky genes they would believe him

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Normies are so fricking dumb they unironically think the Rock is natty. Despite the fact everyone and their mother can agree Hulk Hogan took roids, and after the whole wrestling doping controversy, and knowing that the Rock was the WWE's biggest star, they still believe his lies about "muh hardwork."

            Even when you finally get it through their thick skulls that the Rock is on Roids, they'll still think, "well he still works hard and has a great physique that not everyone on the planet could achieve," and whilst they may not be entirely wrong, normies aren't aware just how much of a cheat code roids are.

            For example someone could take roids for a month, not work out once and eat like shit, and look better than someone working out consistently during that month and eating right if he/her were a lifetime natty.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              He's completely natty what are you talking about bro.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                What underwater training does to a mfer

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >twice the size at age 50 that he was at 25

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >is it possible to learn this power
                Not from a natty.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                What cardio with no hands does to a mfer.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              It does take a lot of hard work to get huge like The Rock even if you do use roids. You have to work out basically all the time, the biggest difference is that natty lifters cant work out for 4 hours a day every day because they cant recover as quickly, it's still hard work.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >It does take a lot of hard work to get huge like The Rock even if you do use roids
                Yep. 99% of roiders don't look close to the Rock even after years of saucing.
                You'd be amazed how many people even at commercial gyms are juicing that barely even look like it (if at all)

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                The Rock does roids, but also eats seven meals all with at least 8 oz of protein, does an hour of cardio, and an hour and a half of lifting per day according to this:
                https://www.healthline.com/nutrition/the-rock-diet

                All these Hollywood stars can afford personal trainers, nutritionists, chefs, endocrinologists, and other professionals to figure all this shit out for them. They spend tens of thousands of dollars per year to look the way they do.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >You'd have to look like Rich Piana
          But Rich Piana is a skelly.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Rich Piana face was aesthetic as frick, looked like a Warhammer character.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      My wife is into Cavill for some reason, but not all the other "classically" handsome actors like Hemsworth or Chris Evans or what have you.
      I think it's the cleft chin and the cheekbones.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Cavill looks more 'honest' as well as being incredibly handsome

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >mai waif iz into da most handsome dude alive but nut into odder handsome actorz
        >she would totally not suck some b list celebs dikk if the opportunity presented itself

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Pretty sure she would not because we don't live in a country where wives get half of everything so she'd be plain fricked if she cheated on me, as I'm the bread winner.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            which country is that? I tought there are no more blessed places anymore.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Hungary.
              I'm not a local btw.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Hungary.
                >I'm not a local btw.

                obviously, because you believe fairy tales about eastern europe

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Hungary.
                >I'm not a local btw.
                wierd but i really am hungarian. I think you can still lose half of your shit in a divorce and get alimony raped if your ex pushes it hard trough court.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Hungary still has pretty terrifying divorce consequences for men. The only place where divorce has absolutely no consequences at all to men is the middle east and parts of Africa.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >larper larping about being le based man with wife gets exposed

                What was your goal here? JIDF? Push anti Hungary sentiment? None of that makes sense or even has a place here. Are you just mentally ill?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Correct. Most women prefer his brother.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      At what point does a muscular physique stop appealing to women and only appeals to gay men?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Varies per woman. The amount of muscles isn't important you just need enough to signal you aren't a loser

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      bullshit. when chris took his tshirt off in thor 1. i heard squee-ing from some women in the audience.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Women don't like this. It's mostly catering to gay men.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        If you find the original clip of this he is explaining a sad story and she is empathizing.

        Women just like high status men. If muscles are high status they will like them, if they aren't they won't care.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >If you find the original clip of this he is explaining a sad story and she is empathizing.
          I'm not sure how that makes it any better.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            as the host it is her job to empathize - or at least appear so

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Curious, never seen someone so deluded

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Women prefer dad bods and tall men who can provide protection and safety.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >that guy
        >a dad bod
        Women really think a guy can get a chest that big by working out a couple of hours per week.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          You can get it from having a physical labour job.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            So by working your chest muscles for more or less eight hours per day for years.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Just do some pushups

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    GOMAD + SS
    stop eating processed food

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >GOMAD
      I don't understand this shit. How is drinking mammalian estrogen juice gonna be good for gains, may as well eat onions

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Is this achievable natty?

        Onion juice unironically boosts your T through the roof. Alliums are also generally easy to grow year round. Onion is SUPER good for your T though - i drink about 100ml per day of straight up juiced onion from my garden

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          "onions" is a codeword

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            No, I meant literal onions. Like the root vegetable. It unironically is really good for boosting testosterone.
            I know what the filter is dipshit

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It's a bait to make you shit your guts out
        If I drink more than a liter a day I will bloat and shit a river on the next

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I did SS and you know what? I judge toothpick legs. frick em. Moved on to PHUL and then MadCow and now I laff at gymcels who curl for girls. That being said I am fully willing to admit the power of aesthetics and admit I switch back to PHUL + fasting + cardio for the summer.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        That's cool, if I move enough heavy stuff around eventually someone will love me

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          They won't. Nobody will. 10 years and when I'm eating I pull 500+ on a DL, squat 400 lbs, nobody cares. It's about aesthetics and that's it, but I firmly believe that strength MUST precede true aesthetics. Just do it for you and let people think what they want.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    In 10 years we'll see a sexual elite of frauding chads and underclass of everyone else.

    Either you use steroids or you're an incel

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      That's already been the case for about 5 years now

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      And also the Republicans are oppressed! Oh yeH and Russia iz winning in ukraine

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I'm finnish you dunce
        I'm not even straight or rightwing
        I'm also trained in killing russians

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Russia iz winning in ukraine
        lol this is what chuds actually believe

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      In England it's already like that, every single gym the majority of customers are on gear. And they still mostly frick snooki-tier abominations because low self-esteem.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Anon, let me tell you a secret. Most people that are into men that look like that, are usually other men. Female have pretty diverse standards.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Sorry bro, survival of the fittest. Get good or get fricked.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    hes like the average Anglo guy in Australia too

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Speaking as an Anglo Australian this is not remotely accurate.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        i look like hemsworth and i do nothing but play games and collect welfare

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Post face

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    but...BUT THEY PREFER THE FATHER BOD THESE DAYS RITE?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      it's all about your face, actually
      and height

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Height is a meme t 6' incel. It's all face and being not fat 6/10 isn't enough either

        Frickboy or bust

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          height is still pretty important
          but a pretty face is like 80% of it

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >pretty face is like 80%
            >80%
            fug

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >it's about money!
        >it's about dick size!
        >it's about the face!
        >it's all about the body!
        >it's about humor!
        >it's about smugness!
        >it's about aggression!
        >it's about assertiveness!
        >it's about hunter eyes!
        >it's about hair!
        >it's about status!
        >it's about body count!
        >it's about cologne!
        >it's about confidence!
        >it's about [....]

        Can we agree nobody knows what it's about? Everyone seems to chase that "magic trait" that will unlock free sex and female attention, but none of you fricks realize it's not one singular thing. You're chasing the philosopher stone of sexual attraction, it ain't happening.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          This isn't rocket science, you fricking idiot.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >implying Senator mode doesn't get all the b***hes
            Mother of all omelettes, anon. Can't fret over every egg

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            he could've gone pro if he hadn't joined the navy

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Played college ball you know

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            someone swap the heads

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              that's why actors are getting their faces CGed over other guys who take roids so they don't have to themselves.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Look at that man he could've snap a president in half.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Women don’t like men who are insecure. To get that big you need to be pretty insecure and obsessed. Girls don’t like needy guys like that.

            It’s a distortion to convince men that’s what they want.

            Likewise they see these bimbo kardassians and try to emulate that thinking that’s what we all want.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >Women don’t like men who are insecure.
              >99% of women are insecure pos
              who cares what women likes. when you are good looking or powerful enough they will come at you like shit attracts flies.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          "Just be a chad" is the closest to the mystic trait you need to know.
          Whatever being a "chad" means is up to you.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Chadness = Not caring + confidence

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >physicality
          jawline and a moderate or great height
          >personality
          debatable depending on attractiveness and wealth/status but a certain assertiveness is ideal as women don't like men they can walk all over, even if they are with them

          keep in mind, there are pussy havers moronic enough to fall for this hilarious fricking guy to the point a documentary was made

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >jawline and a moderate or great height
            I have neither and I managed to frick +10 girls.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              i'm sorry, anon
              your dick must've gotten lost so many times in all that fat

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Acting pissy isn't gonna help you get laid, anon.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >no denial
                i'm sorry, man

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              i have both and fricked over +50 plus

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            He's actually got a successful course lecturing morons how to be a business genius.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Almost like attraction is multi-faceted... woah...

          Seriously, it's absurd that incel morons obsess over one particular thing. It's like saying "Oh it's all about the tires bro, if you have good tires on your car it'll run perfectly, nothing else matters not even the engine." Bunch of jackoff morons.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Most anons on the high traffic boards are barely out of high school. They’re still figuring things out so don’t be too hard on them.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >its about drive
          >its about power

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Underrated

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Lmao just because you gave up doesn't mean everyone else did.
          I already figured out that charisma is the main stat you dump into. Jawline is like rolling well for presets. You just gotta work out a bit and pick good hair/facial hair styles that frame you well.
          (You) unironically seem like you've made a long list of everything you don't have. All those things are important you dope, but charisma is king. It's what actually makes you "mog" others.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            You cannot improve charisma. You can improve the amount of interesting things you can say and hope people like you. One has two legs and a brain to know when to leave a nasty conversation/group of people.

            Charisma is generally a meme to be fair bro.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >Charisma is generally a meme to be fair bro.
              It's literally just looking pretty. There is no unknown trait. It's being attractive. That is it.

              There are studies about this: attractive people seem smarter and better even when they're utterly fricking moronic

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                that's not what charisma is. unattractive people can have it, attractive people can lack it

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                coooope

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                just think of any famous ugly actor like Steve Buscemi or Paul Giamatti and compare them to Clint Eastwood's son. you simply don't know what the term means

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Steve Buscemi or Paul Giamatti
                >Charisma
                bruh

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                let me phrase it a different way. you're moronic

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >attractive people seem smarter and better even when they're utterly fricking moronic
                I maxxed all the relevant attributes I could and only apply to female recruiters on linkedin, I make 6 figures remotely ("""information assurance""") solely because I can talk and look good at the same time on a zoom meeting lmaoooo women are such a fricking meme

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Stop using video game terminology.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            How old are you?

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Old enough to party

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >it's about the face!
          The answer was in your very post. The fact of the matter is none of the other traits truly matter if you are ugly. Obviously ugly guys who are 6’10 can pull women who have daddy issues, and rich ugly guys can pull gold diggers who secretly hate them, but handsome guys get basically anyone they want, regardless of height, wealth or dick size.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >women care about looks
            Just because you had a single mother doesn't mean you have to have the brain of a woman

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            You're conflating the questions of "What's the key element" with "Is it OK if one of these elements is busted."
            Handsome homeless pieces of shit with small dicks who are midgets don't get anyone they want. Not even basically.
            You can't think straight because there is a nonstop pots-and-pans-banging-together argument going on in your brain 24 hours a day. Go tell a medical professional this and answer their checklist and eat the pills they give you and it'll go away.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Not being a FAT FRICK vastly increases your sexual value if you live in burgerland. Every friend I have that doesn't have a gf is fat. One fat friend even has a gf but she is also fat

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          You are so unbelievably close to the truth.
          Wait till you discover that no one is actually in control of the world.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Amazing how thru all of this, you didn't even bother to mention personality. Which is something I highly doubt you have.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Not in my experience, lanklet

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >WTF women body standards are so bad
    Meanwhile we need to look at this fricker in media and feel like shit and nobody cares

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >This is cgi right? Is this gonna frick female standards forever? How are men supposed to compete with this

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      literally who

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        He played ricky's daughter in Trailer Park Boys

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          oh a troony
          probably the only kind that can pass, anyway
          'dick' is likely a disgusting fricking horrifying abomination

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >That's not my daughter Lahey ya fricking drunk bastard. Why don go get an eternity test and frick off

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          She played Lahey's daughter, you pretend fan.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Go back

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      some British boy from a council estate

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Burn Gorman?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >you see Ellen Page's breasts
      🙂
      >you see Ellen Page's breasts
      🙁

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Every time I see her it makes me laugh. Imagine forsaking yourself to a life of looking like a 11 year old boy. How long until she gets leg lengthening surgery to reach 5’5 and look even more ridiculous?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >laughing at child sexual abuse victims

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It was hilarious watching umbrella academy and seeing "Viktor" get heightmogged by the actual child character

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Hahahaha she’s tiny compared to the Chad standing next to her. Surely someone in production said “guys this looks really stupid”

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            how did no one on the crew think she looks comical standing next to him

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          what is this from? she looks like a fricking clown.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Umbrella Academy season 3

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >Umbrella Academy season 3
              sounds terrible.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          They trooned the character too?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            yes they had Ellen get a haircut and changed her characters name from Vanya to Viktor

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The last digit of my post number is the year(s) until his (her) suicide.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >What every man should know about a post-Roe world.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      hope you enjoyed your wish bro

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Man here, not feeling any competition but mirin and bless Zyzz.

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >How are men supposed to compete with this
    handmaids tale

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Women like long penis.

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >white
    >6'
    >160lbs
    >6.4 inch penis
    And I'm still an incel because face determines female interest. All these other things are irrelevant, your height doesn't show on tinder, wiener size only matters when considering female retention/turnover

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      i'm sorry, anon
      you could've been perfect

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      If you think dick size is what gets you laid or not, you're clearly not understanding female psyche.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Seriously. By the time she sees your fricking dick you better be sure she already wants to smash otherwise that's sexual assault brother. By that point she's already good to go, so unless you've got a baby dick or a fricking manaconda it doesn't matter.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Chick's on tinder nowadays ask for dick pics in advanced

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          No they fricking don't? Have you ever actually been on tinder? Anon have you been getting catfished or something?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      amazing how every "incel" always blames some physical part of themselves that prevents them from getting women and is completely oblivious to what the real problem is

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It's called black pilled, and I don't waste my time with these whiny homosexuals anymore. They need to get their heads out of their asses.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >completely oblivious to what the real problem is
        You could've told me here but chose not to, curious!

        i'm sorry, anon
        you could've been perfect

        Shit suxs

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          It’s your personality, anon. It’s not a mystery.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            cope

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Personality is a meme sempai. Like I know you think making women laugh is about personality but see

            my brother has an absolute shit basic fricking b***h personality
            and still fricked tons of women

            stupid pretty faced loser working minimum wage

            It's vastly easier if you're pretty

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Let me rephrase: it’s your low self esteem.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                anon, that doesn't work either
                in fact, women think you're full of yourself if you have high self-esteem and aren't what they think you should be

                Almost like attraction is multi-faceted... woah...

                Seriously, it's absurd that incel morons obsess over one particular thing. It's like saying "Oh it's all about the tires bro, if you have good tires on your car it'll run perfectly, nothing else matters not even the engine." Bunch of jackoff morons.

                you're an idiot

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >in fact, women think you're full of yourself if you have high self-esteem and aren't what they think you should be

                That’s exactly the kind of self defeating attitude holding you back just fyi.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                It's the truth.
                >Oh, you're just the receptionist?
                >lol, okay. Goodbye, receptionist.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        if your solution is to just try to frick every woman in your vicinity, you're also missing the point

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          not at all what I was implying

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Incel just means low sexual capital and it could be for a hundred reasons from being ugly or not knowing how to engage with women to having a shit personality

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          my brother has an absolute shit basic fricking b***h personality
          and still fricked tons of women

          stupid pretty faced loser working minimum wage

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Amazing how no one on this moronic site knows that an incel is an adult male virgin who blames their virginity on women

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            That's the MSM understanding of it, in reality incels make up like 30% of men between ages 20-30

            And I know what you'll say next. "EXCHUSE ME, I'm just a regular virgin and not an incel!". Yeah, right. As if anyone believes that

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              You're literally just projecting now. Well, actually I doubt you'd even deny being an incel yourself. Also I'm 18 moron.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >You're literally just projecting now
                That's not what projection means. The point clearly was that the brand isn't given out by society based on your opinions on women, therefore it's dumb to act as if it is what makes an incel.

                And I'm an incel, no I'm not under 18 but I think mr "I don't know what projection means" is

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Also I'm 18 moron.
                kys zoomer

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        The real problem is women having a choice.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Here's a crazy revelation for you: a big chunk of your personality is shaped by how people treat you based on how you look. Adult charisma stems from being well socialized because people liked how you looked. That's why ugly people are bitter.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >White
      >5'8
      >160lbs
      >11% bf
      >6.5 inch penis

      Just don't be ugly and annoying. Be confident and show passion about something other than a marvel movie and girls will talk to you.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >half Mexican 5'7
      >180 lbs
      >5 inch penis
      I have a wife and kids, you guys are morons.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        it's called having standards, enjoy your ugly wife and genetic deformities you call children

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          incels have no standards, just delusions

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        go back

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Literally just ask questions about what the other person is interested in/ about them. It is the greatest lifehack. Man or woman.

      Human beings are natural attention prostitutes who love talking about themselves. They'll associate those positive feelings of talking about themselves with you as a person and be more drawn to you.

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Just be rich and roid a bit? You barely even have to lift, just pay doctors to inject shit into you and feed you and monitor your progress 24/7.

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Well, if you're that insecure about a fricking actor, you can always roid and hit the gym.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Hey, cute transgirls are valid, man.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >all cute trannies are white supremacy shit
        okay?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          That's mostly a femboy thing but yes

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        'Owning' a meme isnt clever troony. YWNBARW

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Everyone is gonna live in some fricked up hyper reality where (women and men in movies) are cranked up with 400 filters

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      and women will think it's real

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    idk just laser fat from your body every 6 months or something

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    All natty btw.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Just eat chicken and broccoli bro

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        and nothing else?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >chicken
        too expensive these days. I literally can't afford to eat meat anymore.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Quit being a literal third world euro homosexual

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I curl 16kg and I'm a third of his size.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Because getting big isn't about lifting big. In fact, lifting big constantly is a detriment to getting big. That guy bigger than you at the gym who looks like he's struggling on 2plate squats or something small? He's not. He's focusing on the workout and the clench throughout the motion. That is how you get big.

        And steroids. Lots of steroids.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        then upgrade to 20kg like he is doing, you moron

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I hope women like balding dudes

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    incel chud seething. you dont have to look like that, henry cavill is enough. duhh

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      When they find out Cavill is a PC gamer and likes age of sigmar their pussies will dry up faster than lake mead

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      idk his hands are pretty small

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      meanwhile her interests consist of social media, b***hing about work and whatever fotm is on netflix

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >bro just be a successful Hollywood actor playing the most iconic character in history

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Do they think Henry Cavill doesn't go to the gym? Who are these people spending every second of their life at the gym? I know no one like that.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Allow me to translate from woman into English:
        >"I want a guy who is built like Cavill but spends all his free time with me rather than doing things for himself by himself."

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Do they think Henry Cavill doesn't go to the gym?
        Yes. Women are stupid as frick, they live life on easy mode but when they are attractive they live life with cheat codes enabled. Everything is given to them on a platter, they dont understand struggle.

        Many of them hoes really think cavill's body is the product of some very casual training, like once every 2 weeks, and not the product of strict training regimen and diet and possibly testosterone too. Some of them even calls it a 'dadbod'.

        c**ts believe you can put on like 30 lbs of muscle in a couple months. Most of them refuse to do any training because 'I dont wanna get super jacked like men'.

        In reality, with natural training you gotta eat over 140g-160g protein every day, train like a madman and you might build 5lbs of lean muscle a year, 10lbs when you are still a skeletor and noobgains kick in.
        Hell my ex tried to lecture me on how to do push ups while she couldnt do 2. Women are narcissist sociopaths. They are called society destroyers for a reason. West is crumbling already.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I'm pretty sure FDS subplebbit is just the female version of shitposting, but you're right they're stupid as frick so it's hard to tell.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          This.
          Hugh Jackman even talks about this in multiple interviews, one of the reasons he won’t play Wolverine again is the time required to get that fit.
          When I was the fittest in my life, I worked out 2 times a day but my second workout was able to be done during my work hours on shift.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Come on, that's Female dating stratefy. They're the women equivalent of incels who unironically refer to all men as "scrotes" due to some thinly veiled contempt from not finding a steady partner.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        she said "spends every second at the gym". funny thing, abs/core are the easiest thing to work out at a home setting.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          But to have a sixpack you have to be at low body fat, i.e. a restrictive diet. I'd like to see how big most of these women who love guys with abs really are.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            The only girls who care about abs are fat mexican women. Most women just don't want you to be overtly fat.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The only attractive, non landwhale women on reddit post on gonewild for attention or shill their onlyfans. How dumb are men taking any advice from obese cat ladies?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        reddit is there to brainwash and castrate western men.
        there are zero portrayal of shitty women there, there are no reports of minority crimes. only white people bad and men bad types of shills seasoned with far left and identity politics

        since trump that place turned into a literal hellhole. everyone involved with the operation of that shill site should be hanged.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      lmao women basically want a guy who doesn't look DYEL but also doesn't actually lift. They want a 6 pack and all this but not a guy who eats 9 micro-meals a day, stinks up the room with protein farts and spends 3x6 hours a week in the gym. For sloots there's unironically a balance of looking almost like Brad Pitt in Fight Club but living the normie DYEL life.

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Pretty much every serious actor has access to steroids these days. I wonder if they’ve figured out all the balding and medical problems with them, or at least can effectively mitigate all that with money.

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why are femcoomers so obsessed with him?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Looks like he might hide a 18cm+ penis in there.

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Cinemaphile bros, am i wasting my time doing just 40 minutes of lifting every day? Like i'll do 4 sets of benchpress, and 4 sets of midrow and then go home. Do i have to work out for longer to get results? I just started 3 weeks ago

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i just watched spiderhead and he didn't look this jacked. considering what they're doing with ai now its probably not that difficult to put a filter on

  31. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    No it's not cgi but by the size of his wirsts you can see how wrong it is. His bones are not good for all these muscles, especially when aging. Maybe it's time for him to stop or take a pause.

  32. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Just wii fit and zumba, bro.

  33. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I've never seen a good looking girl with a muscular guy. Those guys always end up with fatties or uggos, even Hemsworths wife is an average looking woman. The best looking girls always date tall skinny guys or older men for some reason

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Easily explained. Muscular guys end up with Beckies they deflowered, betas end up with the town bike.

  34. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The kind of girls this body attracts are low IQ, shallow bimbos you probably don't want a relationship with anyways.
    If you just want to frick them then yeah it will help significantly, but it won't get you a quality woman

  35. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Most women I know that aren't stay at home moms honestly do not give a single frick about what bodies look like. They go mostly for personality. Something most people here are lacking.

  36. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >women are bigger consumers than men
    >that's why every movie has a scene with a shirtless ripped male lead, but women have to be covered head to to

    holy shit it makes sense now

  37. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Got a GF
    >We go out and do active things together
    >We both maintain healthy bodies we both find attractive
    Feels good bros

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >until she gets fat as frick and a nagging b***h

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Then I'll dump her

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          chad

  38. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Women prefer twinks anyways.

  39. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    just lift weights

  40. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Is this roids or botox or both?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Mostly HGH.

  41. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I have his workout app. It works

  42. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i call bullshit and I don't care on what amount of roids he is.He looks as big as Sadik who wins men's physique competitions

  43. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Woman shouldnt be topless in public

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      That's a fairly small amount of McDonalds for an average-sized person, I'd say?

  44. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It's possible that it's CGI. RDJ has a CGI body in certain scenes to hide his real height like when he got stabbed by Thanos or when he first revealed his nanomachine Iron Man suit.

  45. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >beauty standards for women: just don't be fat
    >beauty standards for men: work out 5 days a week, eat an incredibly restrictive diet of meals made for you by a personal chef to fit your macros, and to top it all of take steroids while being monitored by a team of doctors so your heart doesn't fricking explode

    >also, all your hard work means nothing and a good physique is useless if you're balding or short

    I get it, I get why men become trannies. It's basically impossible to be attractive as a man, you might as well give up and switch teams

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Didnt you hear about body positivity (women only though!)? Fat is beautiful, and if you wont frick a fat chick you might as well just admit that you are a misogynistic incel chud right now. Al women are perfect, all gays are perfect, all trannies are perfect, all white men are the literal embodiement of evil.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >>>>>>just don't be fat
      They have to wear makeup daily, shave constantly, sometimes get surgeries. All you actually have to do is not be skinnyfat. PLEASE stop being such a reactionary tard

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        men wish they had makeup but good bait

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >no they dont
        >so do we
        >no they dont

        Pretty much every single guy I talked to thinks women are moronic with make up and that fake bodies are ugly.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Most men can't even tell when makeup is used
          >no makeup: she's ugly
          >foundation, contouring, natural color lipstick, eyelashes and brows: she's naturally pretty
          >dramatic eye makeup and vibrant lipstick that was applied for a special occasion: wow she would look so much better without makeup
          Also, no you don't have to shave nearly as much or at all. You're living in fantasy land if you think beauty standards for men outweigh women's, even if we're just talking about dieting.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            breasts or gtfo.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >>>>>>just don't be fat
      They have to wear makeup daily, shave constantly, sometimes get surgeries. All you actually have to do is not be skinnyfat. PLEASE stop being such a reactionary tard

      I will never for the life of me understand why the sexes spend so much time denigrating each other's suffering rather than listening.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >women
        >suffering
        Putting on makeup isn't suffering.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Proving my point, anon

  46. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Lol you sound exactly like those feminists who b***h about big boobs in video games.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I reckon that’s the idea.

  47. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It looks fake as frick holly shit

  48. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    No fap day 1000

  49. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Wahh muh unrealistic standards!!!
    I can't believe this place is overrun by feminist women.

  50. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    People would be screaming sexism if a female character had her clothes removed in the film

  51. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Do they have to pick up dumbbells between shots to keep a pump? lmao

  52. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      what a pussy, he can't even train as hard as Chris

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Do not envy a man tasked with emulating a god

  53. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    post his legs

  54. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >How are men supposed to compete

    you go to the gym

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      don't forget to take tren too

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Also eat $60 worth of chicken breast and vegetables per day.

  55. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The only thing that really matters is a nice face. The rest is add-ons. These guys look good big because they are good looking lads. If you're ugly, many times you look more like a monster than if you were lean.
    Sure, you'll have women who are really into big muscles but that's not the normal average girl. Getting big won't solve your issues. I would suggest to get lean instead.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The Golden One looks so fricking deformed, what the frick.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Dude what's up with that guys neck

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        consumed by his traps

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      moron take. If you're ugly then definitely get fit. That collage is just you trolling though.

  56. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Bro just do 50 pushups every night and eat clean, you know, chicken, broccoli, and rice.

  57. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I said after Ragnarok that Hemsworth's body was more ridiculous than Hulk's.

  58. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >This is cgi right? Is this gonna frick female standards forever? How are men supposed to compete with this
    why are you typing like a woman

  59. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You only need to workout three times per week to look good.

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