Is there even any porthole to see out of on this thing? Did they really pay $250,000 to die in a sealed metal coffin that you can only see out of via camera? lel
You know what I've noticed? Nobody panics when things go "according to plan." Even if the plan is horrifying! If, tomorrow, a gangbanger pushes an old lady in front of a train, or a truckload of migrants is found dead in the desert, or twenty kids at a rave overdose on contaminated drugs, nobody panics, because it's all "part of the plan". But some rich adrenaline junkie crashes his minisub, well then everyone loses their minds. Upset the established order, and everything becomes chaos.
not my problem
they coulda stayed home and looked at pictures
you wanna go to the bottom of the frickin ocean, then be ready for something bad to happen
I just don't get how they made something so shit nearly 40 years after Alvin went down there multiple times with no problem?
It's not like money is an issue.
They're the main characters. Bad things don't happen to them, they happen to the poors. They are the avant garde, they are fearless explorers, they are slightly insane from their adventerous brilliance. If anything goes wrong they will fix it just in time with a quirky but ingenious sollutions. Afterall, as I said, they are the main characters, bad outcomes are for the poors.
i did notice that my younger cousins who are in their teenage years can't tell bugs fish or even some dogs apart. people are becoming more ignorant and lacking in knowledge of the world around them ehhh?
I wonder how much of their collective fortune they would be willing to give for rescue. Bet they would try to haggle or get rescued for free because 'its the right thing to do'.
The sub has back up mechanisms on top of back up mechanisms to make it float up if anything goes wrong, the issue is its bolted shut from the outside. So 3 things are possible >Sub imploded from leak >got caught in titanic wreckage (doubtful) >sub is floating on surface somewhere but they cant open it from inside
GPS cant penetrate sea water. Im not sure how they'd normally find something like this outside of sonar maybe? Like the lost sub is emitting a signal and hopefully the sonar picks it up
No it's funny period. There's literally nothing else we need to know about the Titanic >Big boat hits icebergs >Big boat sinks >Big wreckage got discovered decades ago and James Cameron makes movie about it
>spending $250000 and trusting your life to a $30 Logitech controller because of a movie from 1997
This is the inside of the sub. Odds are the electrical is gone and they're just sitting in the dark waiting for the oxygen to run out.
They can't open it from the inside and even if they could they're 2 miles below the surface. They aren't swimming up you fricking moron. Also, if they even managed to open the door underwater they'd die from the water pressure.
They either imploded and are all goo or they are stuck at the bottom of the ocean somewhere spinning in circles because the Madkatz joystick input got stuck in one direction.
Who ever said trying to get make some money by selling tickets to the public, with these types of risks associated, like space rockets, should be stopped.
it's two pakis, one brit and the controller player I think, if I was the brit and the player I'd kill the pakis to save oxygen
imagine the smell
worse fates befall people every day
you only care because there's a billionaire involved
Being stuck an a coffin underwater with two pakis sweating out curry and recycling air is probably the worst death I can think of.
That's what he gets for supporting pakis taking over the UK.
No
it entered a worm hole and now is floating in another dimention, just like MH370
>Drake, wheres the door?
bruh
Imagine the raped female.
can I imagine myself as said raped female
YWNBAW
Everybody in that craft are men
Is there even any porthole to see out of on this thing? Did they really pay $250,000 to die in a sealed metal coffin that you can only see out of via camera? lel
The cost of um the batteries or something is insane. lol.
You know what I've noticed? Nobody panics when things go "according to plan." Even if the plan is horrifying! If, tomorrow, a gangbanger pushes an old lady in front of a train, or a truckload of migrants is found dead in the desert, or twenty kids at a rave overdose on contaminated drugs, nobody panics, because it's all "part of the plan". But some rich adrenaline junkie crashes his minisub, well then everyone loses their minds. Upset the established order, and everything becomes chaos.
It's a novel and expensive death it's not that deep.
Other shit isn't in headlines and threads because it's not interesting
let them have cake
>let me off this fookin sub you limey bastard!
not my problem
they coulda stayed home and looked at pictures
you wanna go to the bottom of the frickin ocean, then be ready for something bad to happen
>billionnaires slowly dying
I should care why?
how long do they have?
the kraken got them
>I did not care for the godfather... It insists on itself
It's just the controller that needs recharging, they have it plugged into a usb but it's slow as frick.
who cares
I do hope that some colossal sea monster got to them that would be cool as frick
God imagine getting raped by that
They are under alot of pressure.
why won't they just leave the tube and swim back to the surface lmao
Because it's specifically designed to be unopenable from the inside, even at the surface
>rich people use wealth to float over a giant graveyard
they got cursed
I remember this game
Those YT walkthroughs were so comfy.
It takes an hour or so to beat it, why bother watching someone else play?
what game
iron lung
I just don't get how they made something so shit nearly 40 years after Alvin went down there multiple times with no problem?
It's not like money is an issue.
Billionaire arrogance. He's rich enough to afford the thing but not rich enough to spend every last penny necessary to make sure nothing goes wrong
Yeah I guess. Fricking idiots getting what they deserve then.
Rich people are generally greedy, most accidents like this are due in some part to skimping on costs because “that’ll do”
plus the feeling of invulnerability that comes with being rich
They're the main characters. Bad things don't happen to them, they happen to the poors. They are the avant garde, they are fearless explorers, they are slightly insane from their adventerous brilliance. If anything goes wrong they will fix it just in time with a quirky but ingenious sollutions. Afterall, as I said, they are the main characters, bad outcomes are for the poors.
Will the London Times compare this to Northern Ireland?
what would happen if one of them lit a cigarette?
It would be extremely painful
All our technology and we're still fricking losing things. I don't get it. Literally how did this happen?
Average human intelligence has dropped by 10 IQ points over the past 100 years.
what caused this?
Black folk
We don’t need to do most thinking ourselves, we’re mostly not struggling to survive daily so we don’t have to be so resourceful
i did notice that my younger cousins who are in their teenage years can't tell bugs fish or even some dogs apart. people are becoming more ignorant and lacking in knowledge of the world around them ehhh?
Unironically correlated with the infant mortality rate.
stupider people had a harder time keeping their children alive back then?
could you elaborate?
A lot more dumb people are born now than 100 years ago.
so Black folk then
Nerve gas
timed underwater escort missions belong on Cinemaphile
What does this have to do with television or film?
Janniewienersuckerssaywhat?
I asked how this thread is related to television and/or film.
I wonder how much of their collective fortune they would be willing to give for rescue. Bet they would try to haggle or get rescued for free because 'its the right thing to do'.
I guess another W for NEET-hikkis
>wifi availible
Maybe they're shitposting in their final hours
This is what they will do to you if you try to dig into the Olympic/Titanic insurance scam. They're sending a message.
GUYS what if there was some delta P action that went on? someone post the pic
What if they are looking in the wrong spot! They are looking down at the titanic but what if it surfaced and floated towards Greenland.
The sub has back up mechanisms on top of back up mechanisms to make it float up if anything goes wrong, the issue is its bolted shut from the outside. So 3 things are possible
>Sub imploded from leak
>got caught in titanic wreckage (doubtful)
>sub is floating on surface somewhere but they cant open it from inside
couldnt attach a gps to the fricking thing?
GPS cant penetrate sea water. Im not sure how they'd normally find something like this outside of sonar maybe? Like the lost sub is emitting a signal and hopefully the sonar picks it up
GPS cant penetrate your mum
Everything can penetrate his mum
theyre rich, that makes it funny
No it's funny period. There's literally nothing else we need to know about the Titanic
>Big boat hits icebergs
>Big boat sinks
>Big wreckage got discovered decades ago and James Cameron makes movie about it
://youtu.be/eKIS2uof2F0?t=121
They designed it using PS3 controllers so the people driving wouldn't have to go through a lot of training, kek.
>spending $250000 and trusting your life to a $30 Logitech controller because of a movie from 1997
This is the inside of the sub. Odds are the electrical is gone and they're just sitting in the dark waiting for the oxygen to run out.
who will pay 250,000 in ten years to go and look at their wreck
Why don't they just open the hatch and swim to the surface? Frickin billionaires would rather die than get their feet wet lmao
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They can't open it from the inside and even if they could they're 2 miles below the surface. They aren't swimming up you fricking moron. Also, if they even managed to open the door underwater they'd die from the water pressure.
They either imploded and are all goo or they are stuck at the bottom of the ocean somewhere spinning in circles because the Madkatz joystick input got stuck in one direction.
You know, if they were going to the wreck of the Titanic, I think a pretty safe place to start looking for them is the wreck of the Titanic!
Get Ron Howard on the line.
Who ever said trying to get make some money by selling tickets to the public, with these types of risks associated, like space rockets, should be stopped.
visiting the titanic is about as gay and normie as climbing mount everest
>Kick door off of submarine
>Float to the top
>Get rescued by lifeboat
And my heart will go on and on