This is currently at the bottom of the Atlantic Ocean somewhere with 4 people inside quickly suffocating. As we speak.

This is currently at the bottom of the Atlantic Ocean somewhere with 4 people inside quickly suffocating.

As we speak.

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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    it's two pakis, one brit and the controller player I think, if I was the brit and the player I'd kill the pakis to save oxygen

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      imagine the smell

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    worse fates befall people every day

    you only care because there's a billionaire involved

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Being stuck an a coffin underwater with two pakis sweating out curry and recycling air is probably the worst death I can think of.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's what he gets for supporting pakis taking over the UK.

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    No
    it entered a worm hole and now is floating in another dimention, just like MH370

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Drake, wheres the door?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      bruh

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine the raped female.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      can I imagine myself as said raped female

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        YWNBAW

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Everybody in that craft are men

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is there even any porthole to see out of on this thing? Did they really pay $250,000 to die in a sealed metal coffin that you can only see out of via camera? lel

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      The cost of um the batteries or something is insane. lol.

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    You know what I've noticed? Nobody panics when things go "according to plan." Even if the plan is horrifying! If, tomorrow, a gangbanger pushes an old lady in front of a train, or a truckload of migrants is found dead in the desert, or twenty kids at a rave overdose on contaminated drugs, nobody panics, because it's all "part of the plan". But some rich adrenaline junkie crashes his minisub, well then everyone loses their minds. Upset the established order, and everything becomes chaos.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's a novel and expensive death it's not that deep.
      Other shit isn't in headlines and threads because it's not interesting

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    let them have cake

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >let me off this fookin sub you limey bastard!

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    not my problem
    they coulda stayed home and looked at pictures
    you wanna go to the bottom of the frickin ocean, then be ready for something bad to happen

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >billionnaires slowly dying

    I should care why?

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    how long do they have?

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    the kraken got them

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I did not care for the godfather... It insists on itself

  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's just the controller that needs recharging, they have it plugged into a usb but it's slow as frick.

  17. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    who cares
    I do hope that some colossal sea monster got to them that would be cool as frick

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      God imagine getting raped by that

  18. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    They are under alot of pressure.

  19. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    why won't they just leave the tube and swim back to the surface lmao

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because it's specifically designed to be unopenable from the inside, even at the surface

  20. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >rich people use wealth to float over a giant graveyard

    they got cursed

  21. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I remember this game

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Those YT walkthroughs were so comfy.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        It takes an hour or so to beat it, why bother watching someone else play?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      what game

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        iron lung

  22. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I just don't get how they made something so shit nearly 40 years after Alvin went down there multiple times with no problem?
    It's not like money is an issue.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Billionaire arrogance. He's rich enough to afford the thing but not rich enough to spend every last penny necessary to make sure nothing goes wrong

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Rich people are generally greedy, most accidents like this are due in some part to skimping on costs because “that’ll do”

        Yeah I guess. Fricking idiots getting what they deserve then.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Rich people are generally greedy, most accidents like this are due in some part to skimping on costs because “that’ll do”

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      plus the feeling of invulnerability that comes with being rich

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      They're the main characters. Bad things don't happen to them, they happen to the poors. They are the avant garde, they are fearless explorers, they are slightly insane from their adventerous brilliance. If anything goes wrong they will fix it just in time with a quirky but ingenious sollutions. Afterall, as I said, they are the main characters, bad outcomes are for the poors.

  23. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Will the London Times compare this to Northern Ireland?

  24. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    what would happen if one of them lit a cigarette?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      It would be extremely painful

  25. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    All our technology and we're still fricking losing things. I don't get it. Literally how did this happen?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Average human intelligence has dropped by 10 IQ points over the past 100 years.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        what caused this?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Black folk

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          We don’t need to do most thinking ourselves, we’re mostly not struggling to survive daily so we don’t have to be so resourceful

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            i did notice that my younger cousins who are in their teenage years can't tell bugs fish or even some dogs apart. people are becoming more ignorant and lacking in knowledge of the world around them ehhh?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Unironically correlated with the infant mortality rate.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            stupider people had a harder time keeping their children alive back then?

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            could you elaborate?

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              A lot more dumb people are born now than 100 years ago.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            so Black folk then

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Nerve gas

  26. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    timed underwater escort missions belong on Cinemaphile

  27. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    What does this have to do with television or film?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Janniewienersuckerssaywhat?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I asked how this thread is related to television and/or film.

  28. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wonder how much of their collective fortune they would be willing to give for rescue. Bet they would try to haggle or get rescued for free because 'its the right thing to do'.

  29. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I guess another W for NEET-hikkis

  30. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >wifi availible
    Maybe they're shitposting in their final hours

  31. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is what they will do to you if you try to dig into the Olympic/Titanic insurance scam. They're sending a message.

  32. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    GUYS what if there was some delta P action that went on? someone post the pic

  33. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    What if they are looking in the wrong spot! They are looking down at the titanic but what if it surfaced and floated towards Greenland.

  34. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    The sub has back up mechanisms on top of back up mechanisms to make it float up if anything goes wrong, the issue is its bolted shut from the outside. So 3 things are possible
    >Sub imploded from leak
    >got caught in titanic wreckage (doubtful)
    >sub is floating on surface somewhere but they cant open it from inside

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      couldnt attach a gps to the fricking thing?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        GPS cant penetrate sea water. Im not sure how they'd normally find something like this outside of sonar maybe? Like the lost sub is emitting a signal and hopefully the sonar picks it up

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          GPS cant penetrate your mum

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Everything can penetrate his mum

  35. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    theyre rich, that makes it funny

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      No it's funny period. There's literally nothing else we need to know about the Titanic
      >Big boat hits icebergs
      >Big boat sinks
      >Big wreckage got discovered decades ago and James Cameron makes movie about it

  36. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
  37. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    ://youtu.be/eKIS2uof2F0?t=121
    They designed it using PS3 controllers so the people driving wouldn't have to go through a lot of training, kek.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >spending $250000 and trusting your life to a $30 Logitech controller because of a movie from 1997
      This is the inside of the sub. Odds are the electrical is gone and they're just sitting in the dark waiting for the oxygen to run out.

  38. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    who will pay 250,000 in ten years to go and look at their wreck

  39. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why don't they just open the hatch and swim to the surface? Frickin billionaires would rather die than get their feet wet lmao

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Read

      >Drake, wheres the door?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      They can't open it from the inside and even if they could they're 2 miles below the surface. They aren't swimming up you fricking moron. Also, if they even managed to open the door underwater they'd die from the water pressure.

  40. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    They either imploded and are all goo or they are stuck at the bottom of the ocean somewhere spinning in circles because the Madkatz joystick input got stuck in one direction.

  41. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    You know, if they were going to the wreck of the Titanic, I think a pretty safe place to start looking for them is the wreck of the Titanic!

  42. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Get Ron Howard on the line.

  43. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Who ever said trying to get make some money by selling tickets to the public, with these types of risks associated, like space rockets, should be stopped.

  44. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    visiting the titanic is about as gay and normie as climbing mount everest

  45. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Kick door off of submarine
    >Float to the top
    >Get rescued by lifeboat
    And my heart will go on and on

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