This is fricking hilarious
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This is fricking hilarious
This is fricking hilarious
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Hopefully we get new chapters now that R.Kelly has some free time.
>im banging a married b***h
>but then the husband busts us
>and i threaten him with a gun cause im gangsta
>three fricking hours of this set to spoken word rap opera
is this a joke or should i actually waste my time watching this
It's a joke on 2 layers
>it's hilariously stupid
>R Kelly thinks it's a serious piece of art
That just heightens the hilarity of it.
>R Kelly thinks it's a serious piece of art
he realises that it's comedic you brainlet
>he realises that it's comedic you brainlet
R Kelly 100% meant it seriously then was laughed at and told it was military-grade tier moronic and he went
>I totally meant it like that u guise
this, the 'merely pretending' ruse doesn't hold up
you are moronic and autistic.
watch the version with commentary, an anon uploaded it here ages ago
he views it as 100% serious
It IS a joke and you absolutely should watch it
HE SAID MOVE
SHE SAID NO
HE SAID MOVE
SHE SAID NO
b***h MOVE
SHE MOVED
I always thought it was just a South Park joke until I looked it up. Some of the funniest shit I've ever seen, 10/10.
There is nothing else like it. Kino it its purest form.
It's an insight into the Black mind
>r kelly is mad at his gf for suspected cheating
>while he is driving away from a woman he actually cheated on
How is this a black thing? I cheated on my gf multiple times but would be pissed if she cheated on me
Do blacks really
He fell for it boys! It's go time! Remember, you don't have to bring him in alive.
Good luck, I’m behind 7 proxies
only 4 left to go
>apple
not white
You tell him sir!
apple is literally the whitest shit ever
Watch it all you blessed fool also link
where link
Nah just watch the American Dad version.
it's absolutely kino
>he's never gotten sauced with his bros and watched kelly kino
I pity you
>is this a joke or should i actually waste my time watching this
both.
it was legit kino. It's a shame about the legal troubles, we could've gotten more
it's a joke and it's hilarious.
lol it's pretty obvious that he made it as a comedy
All the lyrics are set to the same music, too.
I also want to point out that he leaves that apartment and goes home to do other stuff pretty early on, so it isn't like it's that one scene drawn out over however many parts.
NOT ONLY IS THERE A MAN IN THE CABINET
BUT THE MAN IS A
The question is, did he KNOW its hilarious? How much of this is a joke, if any at all?
I believe he started 100% serious then realized it could only work as a joke and we're lucky he kept making it.
el aywoki vibes
I PULL OUT MY BERETTA hee hee
Mother fricker sings like a goddamned angel the entire way through the first half though.
SHE'S APPROACHING THE LOCKER
https://archive.org/details/god-i-think-i-just-shitted-on-myself-or-i-m-gunna-shoot-somebody-too
masterpiece
>Damn
>https://archive.org/details/god-i-think-i-just-shitted-on-myself-or-i-m-gunna-shoot-somebody-too
I totally forgot about this holy shit
>The twist ending where literally every character gets AIDS
It's a great, albeit window-songy soap opera in musical form. I sang the first two parts on my stream recently with much expression. Zoomers need to be educated on the Trapped in the Closet cinematic universe.
homosexual. Take your discord username to Cinemaphile or somewhere
>discord username
Sorry. That's not it. I am however a generational poster, inaugural Cinemaphile Hall of Fame inductee, and recipient of the Cinemaphile Lifetime Achievement Award.
>Cinemaphile
Not a sports guy, well, not in the traditional sense.
Sucking wiener doesnt count as a sport. But do whatever youre good at
No I review Japanese womens wrestling.
I watch it and mexican wrestling. American ones are pretty lame now though.
I always liked flippy spics.
There's a wrastling thread over on /gif/, it's actually pretty good. Go post on it.
Review it based on what criteria? How hard it makes you bust?
>Review it based on what criteria? How hard it makes you bust?
No. Mostly the execution of moves, selling, the story being told (if there is one). What? You expect me to give a star rating like uncle Dave here?
do you agree with him about rina
they should kiss
and make out
I'll do you one better.
I wish she would smack me until I have brain damage
I need more cute japanese girls slapping each other
I didnt know what I was missing until today
the craziest part is that r Kelly can't read or write so he had the storyline all in his head
The frick is he really illiterate?
I liked the American dad spoof.
What did the ending mean?
Never seen it, but have rewatched both the MADtv and Weird Al parody of it multiple times. I assume the original isn’t as funny, but it’s definitely catchy.
It is as funny. I watch it every year with friends
Rare case where they are not as good as the real deal. Its unhinged lunacy that must be experienced once in each humans lifetime
CAREFUL GUYS HE'S GOT A GUN!
Genuinely a masterpiece
I hate how R. Kelly is only known here for Trapped in the Closet. He's a musical genius whose entire catalogue deserves recognition.
this song got me through some hard times
Something about being an amazing singer makes you want to molest kids, apparently (or start a child sex cult, in Kelly's case). If it weren't for that, Ignition (Remix) would still be top of the charts.
R&B has to be one of the lamest genres of music. its so fricking corny
hood kino
This is the soundtrack right?
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Tempted to buy a physical copy tbh https://www.ebay.com/p/63249751?iid=296406044361
hooo boy
okay but which is more unintentionally funny
Trapped in the Closet
The Strange Thing About The Johnsons
or Buck Breaking?
Strange Thing About The Johnsons because you realise the other combinations were based
>mother son fricking
>father daughter fricking
Where can I find the full version
/tittyfish/
Epic.
Favorite r kelly songs brehs?
guys, im gonna need a magnet link here
i have to check this out
How dare you praise a fricking rapist you goddamn chud.
Trapped in the Closet is absolutely legendary through to the end of the Bridget/Midget arc. After that, it's ever-increasingly lame and tedious with some amazing moments here and there. Sylvester and the mob guy's meeting was painful.
glad this thread is still up, trapped in the closet fricking rules, if you really want kino you gotta watch the version where R Kelly watches it with you smoking cigars and telling you to pay attention to his genius
This shit is a masterpiece, but not in the way it was intended to be. It's like the The Room of long form music videos.
>Be a kid and someone links you to the R Kelly sextape
>LEL this is awful quality but I think he just peed on that lady
>haha he's miming himself having sex to make sure the camera sees it right, I can't believe this is the guy who did that Space Jam song!
>Later find out the girl in the video he was pissing on was like 15
>tfw
Glad that computer and every other one I used during the limewire era are 500 feet under trash in some landfill.
Worthless Black person shit. Kill them all.
Anyone have the timestamp of the old man saying something like "I take another shot of that gin"