This is from her 40th special. How the frick are her breasts still so perfect in her 70s!? They're rounded and plumper than any 20 year old.
This is from her 40th special. How the frick are her tits still so perfect in her 70s!?
This is from her 40th special. How the frick are her breasts still so perfect in her 70s!? They're rounded and plumper than any 20 year old.
she's a witch stupid, she'll still look that good when she's 300
fpbp
I always wondered why male wizards never used their power to add swole gains and bulge.
These are fake, incel
They're not fake.
They're real to me
>These are fake, incel
Pretty fricking sad that a post wall ugly, old, fat roastie like you comes here to try to convince men that women like Elvira are beneath them.
So go back to feeding your cats, drinking your box wine and grinding your STD riddled blown out ham wallet with the dragon dildo that you bought for yourself as a Birthday present because you have no one in your miserable pathetic bitter existence who cares about you you fricking loser.
its called photoshop
>Photoshop
Here's a screenshot from the actual video footage you pleb.
still would
>we are on the verge of having our own personal elvira a.i. girlfriends who will dress however we want
w*m*n are so finished bros 🙂
My luck, I’m going to die of a heart attack, or get a terminal cancer diagnosis the day before they’re released.
I really look forward to all of their power being stripped from them.
Medical tape and a tight bra, starting with her beautiful God-given paps, of course.
This and while the breasts are not fake, there might have been some lift up during their life time (I don't consider that fake, it is repairing damage caused by gravity).
I remember asking the same shit when there was that one episode of the car show on History channel that she was on. And that one American pickers girl, Danielle Colby Cushman
I’m going to say that she still looks good in and out of costume
this woman could easily be one of our grandmas.
i wonder how she feels knowing shes probably had more nuts busted to her than 99.999% of the world
She has to know that a lot of guys did that when they saw her, right?
I absolutely would
Of course she's aware and rolls with it.
Women cannot be funny I said..
>this woman could easily be one of our grandmas.
No, she couldn't be, because she's a lesbian, you fricking dolt.
She's bi.
>She's bi.
No, she's a DYKE.
It's actually insanely easy for women to look like sex bombs. All you need is to do is 1) Not be fat and gross, 2) spend time on your make up and 3) Dress like you want to arouse a man's penis.
That's it. Most dudes go bananas over porn stars even though half of them are full blown donkey looking b***hes without the makeup, wig, and push up bra.
It's doubly ironic that this boomer lesbo understands sexuality and selling yourself better than 99% of the zoomers and millenial c**ts whining about muh patriarchy. Keep crying b***hes, we'll keep making all the money.
>spend time on your make up
I think people really understimate how much makeup can change a person. That's why women everywhere freaked out when the makeup app was released.
Scared Stiff is my favorite pinball machine of all time.
Sorry the Judge Dredd pinball has it beat.
Bros I want to suck on her breasts like a ring pop got damn, just drain the milk smack smack
No sexual praise needed, I’m just happy Elvira is still around.
The old world is really fading away so it’s good we still have some boomers left willing to put on a show.
I was initially happy about Joe Bob coming back on Shudder, but I kind of hate that Darcy has gone from the “Mail Girl” to basically his co-host, and the annoying focus on guest “celebrities”. Both of which feel like mandates from Shudder.
Even if Darcy wasn’t distractingly bogged to shit, she is a charisma vacuum, and makes everything cringe. I just want to hear Joe Bob dispense obscure trivia, and occasionally say something kind of funny.
I agree, the joe bob shows aren't that fun now because of darcy taking up so much screen time along with some guests that I don't like
Yeah that’s bullshit. Only Joe-Bob is needed and what anyone actually wants but they need to sell it to zoomers, women and have a girlboss they can pass the torch to.
Fun Fact: me and Joe-Bob own a lot of the same shirts. They are pretty expensive.
Some magnificent racks stay magnificent, anon.
I wish she did topless stuff in the Elvira get-up.
she was gonna but her fans didnt want her to
said it would ruin the mystique or something
>How the frick are her breasts still so perfect in her 70s!?
how a person can be this stupid?
Pretty arrogant for an ESL
NECA put out a fantastic Elvira doll for her 40th anniversary and it's amazing how they captured her likeness.
You have autism.
I met her in real life a few years ago
she's still really hot. She has old lady hands I guess but otherwise I'd still pound her old lady pussy if I had the chance
>She has old lady hands
hot
Elvira must make mOAr movies tv shows comic books video games pinball games board games trading cards documentaries top 10 countdowns educational videos commercials calendars photoshoots ASMR vids reaction vids
>How the frick is Hulk Hogan strong enough to slam Angri the giant?
it's amazing how little things start big careers.
>bela lugosi didn't want to do another monster movie called "frankenstein."
>boris karloff is cast instead
>vampira didn't want to do a late-night horror hosting gig
>they cast someone else in her place and elvira is born
Yay
don't know don't care
She sure put herself in positions to be "abused" again and again.
i have seen some older women with EXCEPTIONAL breasts
these were at festivals and i don't know if it's a mixture of genetics upkeep or both