This is fun enough, or rather it wants to be fun but it needed like an hour of extra runtime here and there to establish things and characters. Otherwise it's incredible generic and forgettable, and feels like a mindless Rock vehicle.
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>perfect 90min action movie
>needs an hour more
frick off zoomer
>absolute generic slop
>perfect
frick off slopper
>long movie good
>short movie bad
>slop movie good
>mm, nom nom
Yes, and?
>Yes, I love slop!
we already knew this
Action movies are slop my dear little zoomieroonie.
Only a zoomer who grew up in the slop age would think that.
used to love this movie as a kid. but everyone knew it was only made to cash in on the success of the mummy returns
Yeah it's a pretty shitty spin-off.
it's alright for an early 2000s adventure movie
BIG
ROCK
wiener
I still don't get why he was the hero in this then turned into an angry half giant scorpion in Mummy 2
It has literally nothing to do with the Mummy other than the Rock being in both and them deciding to call it Scorpion King to tie it in with the Mummy. This feels like a Canon script originally.
It's decent. I watched it again recentlyand still enjoyed it. Longer run time wouldve made it worse though.
Poster tagine is clearly lifting from Conan the barbarian
>Longer run time wouldve made it worse though
Not if they actually added substance in it.
What substance needed added?
I feel like what needed covered was covered
>What substance needed added?
Any. There's no substance at all. There could have been some additional subplot and them having to travel more together. Maybe they need to find some great oracle after the hot asian lady lost her powers, and we get to see more exotic locations and spend more time with the characters. This isn't rocket science, the story is just bare bones.
oringin story of my terminal yellow fewer
Kelly Hu is super hot and spends most of the film with no panties. This film could only been made before the CY, nowadays she would be wearing a burqa and punching down men three times her weight.
why always the fridge bod though
what
His whole film career is a mindless rock vehicle
ayo hol up
so yo be sayun
*smacks lips*
we wuz kangz n shiet?
SHEEEEEIIIT
This film is a historian's nightmare.
the villain was kino in this flick, he had that Slick Geezer vibe, almost felt bad about his demise
It's absolute frickino. It doesn't need any more. Though a (good) sequel with
the rock would've been nice. There's not enough bronze age adventure movies.
absolute slop
funkino*