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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    gandalf will be a black woman because he is le shapeshifter

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It's not

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    There are no Wizards in the Second Age

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >There are no Wizards in the Second Age

      Tolkien wrote that the Blue Wizards could have shown up in the Second Age.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Look like a blue wizard to you ya fricking pinhead?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        They're going to make the blue wizards black and homosexual, aren't they?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        ok, but not Gandalf

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >There are no Wizards in the Second Age

      Tolkien wrote that the Blue Wizards could have shown up in the Second Age.

      ok, but not Gandalf

      Gandalf was an iteration of a being of Maiar, which existed from the beginning of time, right? I mean, even if you go by the whole
      >I'm something new each time I accomplish something enormous
      he was still around and simply hadn't asserted himself as such yet as opposed to someone like Bombadil who never yet always asserted himself because he was from so long ago and in such a primordial form that practically nothing (likely including himself) could change him if they ever tried.
      Also, WTF. All posts ending in 51. Gandalf the sparkler is posting on Cinemaphile now, isn't he?

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Ring of Power "Galadriel" isn't Galadriel.
    Ring of Power "Elrond" isn't Elrond.
    Ring of Power "Celebrimbor" isn't Celebrimbor.
    Ring of Power "Tar-Miriel" isn't Tar-Miriel.
    Ring of Power "Harfoots" aren't Hobbits.
    And that isn't Gandalf.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      based

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        based on what?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Based

        EXCEPTIONALLY based

        Based on what?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          pretending to be moronic doesn't count as shillposting
          3 rupee have been deducted from your Amazon account

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Based

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yes, daddy

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      EXCEPTIONALLY based

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Simple as

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You win the post.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Looks like Eric Idle.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Gandalf the Christ

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Gandalf the Sneed

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This series will never have timeless memes that survive to this day. Nor will Disney SW.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Gandalf the Grey Hobo

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Who wins?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Gandalf, this isn't up for debate

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I'm not impressed by Gandalf's showing vs the Witch-King.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          that was jackson's invention

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah for some reason he changed the "your staff is broken!" scene to be about Gandalf instead of Saruman.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I like that scene, even though it didnt happen.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >SHADOWFAX YOU PUSSY GET BACK HERE

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Gandalf the Grey btfos a Balrog that would have curbstomped the Witch King without a second thought
          >Gandalf the White: AHHHH SAVE ME PIPPIN! HE BROKE MY STAFF!

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >witch-king screeches
          >gandalf: AAAAAAAAHHHHH IM GOING INSANE SAVE ME SHADOWFFAAAAXXXXXXXX

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          LMAO A SCENE THAT TOLKIEN NEVER WROTE
          BUT HEY!BLACK PEOPLE IN 1900s FANTASY CAPESHIT IS THE PROBLEM,RIGHT?
          FRICK THIS BOARD

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >one scene Tolkien never wrote vs an entire show Tolkien never wrote.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        gandalf is supposed to be this demi-god but all he does is shine some light from his staff and call eagles for help

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Neither. They aren't in competition with each other.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's tricky. Gandalf is an immortal being sent by God, but Dumbledore has way more and way better magic. Dumbledore wins unless all of his magic just fails against Gandalf's spell resistance.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        gandalf is a divine being though while dumbledore is just a man

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Inconclusive. Both are sourced to different settings/fictional physics (magic).

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Dusseldorf.jpg
      What

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Sheev Palpatine wins.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Sheev Palpatine wins.
        Sneed Palpatine.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      What's up with that filename?
      t. Düsseldorfer

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        2 homosexuals in the picture so the name fits perfectly

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The Istari abides, dude.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    actually, that's your dad

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Is he the meteor man? makes sense

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      We don't know yet. He might some form of proto-Istari. Apparently he barely talks, doesn't know who he is and can barely control his powers. Might be Olórin, which might be the reason for his fondness for Hobbits later as Gandalf. Hard to say what his role will be, since the Hobbit storyline will be fairly disconnected from the main story. Maybe he'll just help the Hobbits to migrate West? Get rid of the black Hobbits on the way?

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    No, not dark and homosexual enough.

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Let me guess, he's a raging homosexual for Saruman but since he turns evil, Gandalf must cast his love away or some bullshit.

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It's Sauronman

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    No he's fricking not. It's one of the "is this Sauron" bait characters, along with the shipwreck guy, the child, and the albino woman. The whole point of the first season will be figuring out who and where is Sauron.
    Keep in mind, he has to come back, build his armies in Mordor, start waging war against the kingdoms of Elves and Men, and then get wrecked by Numenor and captured.
    Plus some "leaker" mentioned that maybe they'll use one of Tolkien's notes, in that after the fall of Melkor Sauron DID try to redeem himself, but the corruption of his master was so strong he couldn't escape his influence.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Isildur is alive so he only has like 80 years to do that lol

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, I know. That's why I despise the /misc/tards here. Out of all the show's potential problems, the entire "time compression" idea is the biggest one.

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    good morning sir

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Frodo did I ever tell you about the second age? It was a different time Frodo. See, back in those days, we had elves, dwarves and even hobbits in all kinds of different colours. Black, yellow, white. But then we noticed something. It turns out that, despite being only 13 percent of the population of Middle Earth, the black hobbits, elves and dwarves committed 52 percent of the crimes. It was a terrible conundrum, and we just didn't know what to do anymore. And then one day, while the Maiar were in council, Gandalf came up with a solution. A final solution if you will. It had to be done Frodo, the suffering of the few would result in a paradise for future generations. Look at the trees around you Frodo, remember the beauty of the shire. All would have perished if we had not taken swift action. Now go to sleep little hobbit, and do not linger on these thoughts for too long.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Actually, not different colors. Certainly no yellow.
      Just a few prominent blacks for woke marketing purposes.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >no lie detected

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Leaked image from the scene where Gandalf puts his final solution into action

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      So, second age ended with some sort of Turner i mean Erlond's Diaries style?

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Damn, THAT'S a half billion dollar tv show!!

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why Gandolf is Big J now.

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Fan fiction is so fricking gay.

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He looks like how I would envision the damphair from Chubby Gut Martins novels to look like...

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