This entire movie was AI generated. Someone smeared fecal matter upon a screen of pixels and the penile liquids gushed into the soft cracks of the mama’s ass.
Guess there's no beating Route 66. Still, I'll always love the I-5. Such a mundane part of my day somehow connected to the magic depravity of California.
They made ember head perfect...groin sucking height.
And wade is cut in half? Almost like a cutout that has a hole for you to stick your head through, for photos.
But since it's at wade's groin, do you stick your **** through it, and pretend ember at groin height is sucking it?
Wait! Amber's parents appear 10 times more than almost every character in this cutout and they get shoved in the background?
What did Disney meant by this?
>destroyed
we know damn well some madlad stole her and took her home to coom on her
Well Cinemaphile which one of you was it?
Proposing Raven or Miko from MHA
I think these are both somehow canon. People really want to frick the characters but not have them frick.
People are instinctively disgusted by miscegenation
It was me. I will sleep with and kiss my Ember waifu statue goodnight every night.
How did she get destroyed?
Someone got themselves a new sex doll.
walked in on two creepers i'm guessing
Holy shit these books were just a scam weren't they
>he was destroyed!
>were
they're still being made
"official" stuff isn't much different is the worst part
They're not funny why am I laughing
anti humor/shitposting aura
I laughed since it’s ridiculous how they kept repeating the same unfunny punchline. Its insanity.
>Minecrafters
It's Minecraftians you post-Adventure Update homosexuals.
Someone spilled a $12 cup of soda on her
Can someone photoshop a girl next to him so he won't be lonely?
HOLY SHIT IS THAT CLOD?!
#ACTOFCLOD
>they did all this work only for people to steal the displays to jerk off to and not even watch the movie
Elementals if it was good.
Your idea of "good" is Tails the fox voring an underage earth elemental because he looks like feces?
If you feel bad for them imagine the poor sack who has to PR and manage the Bud Light twitter
why is clod flirting with the water guy?
Just looking at that display, it’s no wonder why the movie flopped. I can’t tell what this thing is even about.
She walked out on her own to find a fire bf like her parents intended
A valiant Wadesister destroyed that fireball Ember for invading on Wade’s space
The Pixar marketing team is getting desperate
what the frick
This is just the chant all Disney employees say before work every morning
> Clodgayging on Cinemaphile
HUH?!
>so now 'Elemental' looks like the sad story of a lonely guy who pretends he's got a date
Pixar wants the Cinemaphile audience
Why does Pixar keep using the same render for Gale?
This entire movie was AI generated. Someone smeared fecal matter upon a screen of pixels and the penile liquids gushed into the soft cracks of the mama’s ass.
kek I noticed this too. It's really lazy.
forgot pic
They should've had water boy smexing Gale. Way better story, yeah?
This is how AI tells Pixar it would love to leave fragments of their jaw bones scattered along the highway.
The I-5, to be exact. Perhaps the best interstate highway in America. How many jawbone fragments does the I-5 already have? Let's up those numbers.
Guess there's no beating Route 66. Still, I'll always love the I-5. Such a mundane part of my day somehow connected to the magic depravity of California.
This is how AI tells Pixar it fantasizes about the best angle a story boarder's skull could implode in the most aesthetic way possible.
holy shit this b***h is so fricking ugly i swear. i want it to die right now
>Their shirts say windbreakers
Pixar has really devolved into doing fart jokes??
Windbreakers are a type of jacket.
because recycling is cheap and how much would YOU spend on marketing this?
W..why is Clod eyeing the guy so seductively?
It's established that Clod has game.
They stuck her head on a spike at my theater.
They made ember head perfect...groin sucking height.
And wade is cut in half? Almost like a cutout that has a hole for you to stick your head through, for photos.
But since it's at wade's groin, do you stick your **** through it, and pretend ember at groin height is sucking it?
Or am i thinking too deeply about this?
>akamegakill.jpg
>Mexican cartel decapitation, 2023 colorized
they should've stopped promoting it at that cross-promotion with a food heater or whatever
Wait! Amber's parents appear 10 times more than almost every character in this cutout and they get shoved in the background?
What did Disney meant by this?
It's like that movie with the animals that I can't remember anymore.
zootopia?
it looks like she burnt a hole in the bench with her ass and left
Had to be done.
Looks like he's annoying him.
Child erotic
Clod is very sexy, we know
I will now view your flick
HOLY SHIT IS THAT CLOD!?
>audience whoops and cheers, offscreen
Now he looks like he's waiting for Clod to arrive.