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i could have told you that
I saw the trailer, it's literally shot like a Youtube parody trailer. If this has come out 15 years ago back when Diablo Cody was successful it would have had at least decent cinematography.
>diablo cody
>zelda williams
these names sound made-up
Zelda Williams is Robin Williams daughter, right?
yes and she was in fact named after princess zelda
>zelda williams
Wasn't that the midge from Poltergeist?
well yeah of course
>written by diablo cody
That's an easy skip, then.
Robin Williams' daughter is a director now? Is this her first credit?
>Diablo Cody
Gay pornstars are finally getting their big break into mainstream
So Robin Williams offspring ended up in the entertainment industry, too. But no, nepotism isn't real, y'all just jelly haters. haterrrrrrs!
Zelda is okay, she used to post on Cinemaphile and /vr/
>nepotism isn't real
No one ever said this. This is no different from passing a business down in a family.
Nepotism is natural, the israelites just do it better than everyone else.
There's also genetic factors.
>Nepotism is natural
So why aren't whites generally permitted to do it without being accused of "systemic racism?"
No one is banning you from doing it, everyone in Hollywood does it, be it israelites or whites. One of the most famous nepotism examples are Coppolas. Some israelite from New York writing a think piece article on Guardian about evil whitey nepotism is not "aren't generally permitted".
BLOW JOBS This image makes me think about BLOW JOBS from Kathryn Newton. I will now watch your movie.
Doesn't look bad, I'll give it a shot
The poster tells you all you need to know, it's slop. Slop always has the most moronic, generic, modern hollywood posters
shut the frick up
Very nice arm hair.
>girl whose famous dad committed suicide directs movie about bring the man you love back from the dead
it's gonna be kino
>le 80s poster
>"You'll like this slop goy, it's definitely not pozzed"
need her to suck mu wiener
>Can't tell it's gonna suck by looking at the poster
The target audience of teen girls will like it.
That's my target audience too, if you catch my drift
>Diablo Cody
>Zelda Williams
>Cole Sprouse
Sounds insufferable
How is Diablo Cody the biggest name advertising a movie when she hasn't made anything anyone has cared about in 15 years?
another box office flop for that c**t kathryn newton
At least the poster looks nice for once.
>Diablo Cody still has an absolute fingernail grip on relevance
Frick
I watched the trailer. It looks fun.